WSAZ Story 2

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WSAZ Story 2

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To see Logan County (Holden in particular) at all its glory keep it on the WSAZ News the next couple of days. We did a promotion with Save A Lot grocery store where we chose one person to take a half court (or half parking lot) shot for $1000 in free groceries. If they missed that they got to take a three point shot for $500, then a free throw for $300, layup for $200 and if they missed them all they still got $100 in free groceries. WSAZ filmed it and they are expected to show it at six and 11 tonite. They are also doing a bigger story next Thursday at 5:30.

No, Erin is not in it, but you can see Martha, my cute little co-host. She is the local Pepsi rep. It was a Pepsi promotion. Watch it then let the pot shots begin.

You know, Jay, its amazing the pub you can get when you spend the weekend with your wife, Jessica.
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Did they actually film it?
Or did they transfer the video files to tape or disc?
Post a picture of Martha and Ruth Ann too.
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Yeah they miked me and filmed the whole thing. No pics of Martha, and for Ruth Ann, my wife, Cameron and Nunley have plenty of her. I think Chris Lawrence does, too. For some reason our bed smells like deer piss.
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I don't think WSAZ films anything anymore.
I am not sure anybody films anything anymore.
Except major motion pictures maybe.
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OK, so they taped it, the had a large camera and through some kind of elfin magic they transferred what was going on at Save A Lot to our living rooms.
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OK Dave, we have to ask; How do you keep em' commin' back? It's got to be more than booze! What are you not telling us? :lol:

Caught part of the remote today...the manager guy sounded like a 'deer in the headlights'! Has he actually only ben with them a month?

(deer piss....really? Shure it wasn't just yeast?)
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Keep who coming back...the TV news people? Because of my charm and rugged good looks they really want me to do TV, so I just keep teasing them,making them think I may one day be the next Mr. Cartoon or something. Yeah, the manager was a little nervous to say the least.
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For anyone interested the piece airs tonite (Sunday) at six and again Thursday at 5:30.
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Never mind..I got bumped for a story about Knut, the German polar bear.
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Knut ist cute.
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I have a picture of Dave and Ruth... back in 89, when he always wore what I now refer to as, "The big Ass Harry Carey Glasses." Dave, you are in the silver Ford Escort... and Ivan Koloff is in the passenger seat. And for some reason there is a Bible on the dashboard. It also looks like there may be butt prints on the windshield.... no... wait. Maybe I dreamed all of that. Yeah, in fact.. I'm sure I did.

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That story is such obvious bullshit. Why would there be a Bible in my car?
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Now that I think of it... maybe it wasn't a bible. It was a couple of magazines. Yes, I remember it all clearly now. It was a copy of "Cherokee Nation Quarterly" and a back issue of "Caring for Conjoined Twins." It must have been Don Browning's Car. But the ass prints make me think Big John Bowen was involved.

Memories.. in the corners of my mind... misty water color..

aww.. the hell with it.
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could you tell if the ass prints were on the inside or outside of the glass? trying to think of what kind of trouble someone went to to put ass prints on the windshield. inside=contortionist, outside=somebody climbing on the hood=too much beer.
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Hmm.. never really thought much about it. You just always see things like that in Logan. Someone told me the funniest story about you (Zak) not too long ago. I can't remember who it was.. so I'm thinking I was drunk in a bar somewhere...

They said you went through the building at Bristol and took the mouse balls out of .. (would that be mice balls?) every SINGLE MOUSE IN THE BUILDING. They said it was great.. everyone was like, WTF??!! If that's true.. it's classic.

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LMAO!!!!

oh, come on who told you that...

i can neither confirm nor deny.... ;)
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I think it was Krab. Maybe not. Schaffer and I got in this prank contest.. that lasted a few days and I think ended with me super gluing his pop change together (a whole roll of dimes). Krab mentioned Hollywood's Snake Escape.. and there was the time Dave Murdoch and I replaced the Spring Water with Cheap Vodka (Tyler Mountain Cooler). I think we might have put gold fish in that cooler another time too.

I'm pretty sure it was Krab, though.

By the way.. for those of you who work at Bristol... don't drink the water.
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Re: WSAZ Story 2

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daveinthemorning wrote: You know, Jay, its amazing the pub you can get when you spend the weekend with your wife, Jessica.
Jessica is not my wife, yet. She has asked me to marry her at least forty times, but I'm not quite ready for wedlock. You know how it goes. Her love for me is so complete and universal the only thing she can think about is getting me to the altar as soon as possible. I'm sure we will eventually marry, but that's at least a year or two down the road.
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I heard the Zak mouse ball story, and was told it was 100% true. There was also a story about a loose snake in the building, can't remember if that was Zak or Sean Martin.

Kidd, you asshole, I remember our prank war. The dimes were a riot, but I can't remember what started it. I think it had something to do with my girlfriend or your wife. Speaking of those two, since they both turned out to be crazy bitches, it's a shame we never went through with that swap idea I pitched to you a thousand times.
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I'm having a difficult time distinguishing whose stories are least believable...Zak, Dave or Jay...
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