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Post by Bob Campbell » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:35 pm

That is SO my life story.
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Post by Zak Tyler » Sun Mar 04, 2007 6:26 pm

*sigh*

sometimes i miss my crazy bitches....

oh the memories, and the stories.... OH, the stories...

the sacrifices of being a single dad... :)
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Post by SPIKE NESMITH! » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:00 pm

*sigh*

Some of us were too ugly to even attract crazy bitches... :o

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Post by Jay Nunley » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:34 pm

It's got nothing to do with physical appearance. It's hard to explain. There is something within or about certain dudes that draws crazy bitches in like moths to a flame. I have yet to identify what it is.

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Post by Hoosier Daddy » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:42 pm

Jay Nunley wrote:It's got nothing to do with physical appearance. It's hard to explain. There is something within or about certain dudes that draws crazy bitches in like moths to a flame. I have yet to identify what it is.
I agree, but whatever that is, I never had it.

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Post by Jay Nunley » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:43 pm

Hoosier Daddy wrote:
I agree, but whatever that is, I never had it.

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Lucky.

All bitches be crazy, but crazy bitches be EXTRA with their shit.

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Post by Hoosier Daddy » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:44 pm

Always a wing man, never the Quarterback.

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Post by Dave Allen » Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:20 pm

I wasn't a wing man or a quarterback. They wouldn't let me in the game so I had to play with myself.
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Post by AmpedNow » Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:45 pm

Jay Nunley wrote:It's got nothing to do with physical appearance. It's hard to explain. There is something within or about certain dudes that draws crazy bitches in like moths to a flame. I have yet to identify what it is.
I had that problem in my high school days, but it doesn't seem to happen anymore.

So, whatever "it" is, it can be lost, or surpressed.

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Post by PassiveObserver » Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:19 am

As a great philosopher once noted, "Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks."
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Post by Bob Campbell » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:58 am

This is creepy. This thread cranks up over the weekend and this morning my morning show partner (hot blonde) comes in and says she got a weird e-mail. It was from this psycho bitch I used to live with who stalked me for years. Hadn't heard from her in two years, thought she'd gotten a life.
The e-mail by the way was a picture of me in the shower she'd taken one day. Oh, ha ha funny when it happened, "You took my picture in the shower, oh how cute". Of course she has e-mailed it to every place I've been since 1999.
If only I had a bigger Johnson it would be cool!!!
Bitches be crazy.

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Post by Zak Tyler » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:06 am

Bob Campbell wrote:This is creepy. This thread cranks up over the weekend and this morning my morning show partner (hot blonde) comes in and says she got a weird e-mail. It was from this psycho bitch I used to live with who stalked me for years. Hadn't heard from her in two years, thought she'd gotten a life.
The e-mail by the way was a picture of me in the shower she'd taken one day. Oh, ha ha funny when it happened, "You took my picture in the shower, oh how cute". Of course she has e-mailed it to every place I've been since 1999.
If only I had a bigger Johnson it would be cool!!!
Bitches be crazy.
that was you??? BWAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Bob Campbell » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:15 am

Dude, that's so wrong.

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Post by Zak Tyler » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:20 am

Bob Campbell wrote:Dude, that's so wrong.
i LOVE open doors :)

well, unless it's grandma's bedroom, and gramps just got his shipment in...
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Post by The People's DJ » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:06 am

Jay Nunley wrote: All bitches be crazy, but crazy bitches be EXTRA with their shit.
Example A:
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Post by Bob Campbell » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:12 am

So now my partner is going around the office telling everybody about the e-mail. And she keeps talking about putting it up on YouTube. I guess my manhood doesn't look THAT small!

Or...maybe it looks even SMALLER....damn.....

.....even bitches that ain't crazy be crazy.

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