OMG..... Spike?

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:02 pm

When was Spike back in the old country?

From some limey newspaper:

Scientists have created the world's first human-sheep chimera - which has the body of a sheep and half-human organs.

The sheep have 15 per cent human cells and 85 per cent animal cells - and their evolution brings the prospect of animal organs being transplanted into humans one step closer.

Professor Esmail Zanjani, of the University of Nevada, has spent seven years and Â£5million perfecting the technique, which involves injecting adult human cells into a sheep's foetus.

Lester · Post by **Lester** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:33 am

See... this is why that shit should be illegal.

"Please sir... don't e-e-e-e-e-at me!"

SPIKE NESMITH! · Post by **SPIKE NESMITH!** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:13 am

some limey newspaper wrote:The sheep have 15 per cent human cells and 85 per cent animal cells - and their evolution brings the prospect of animal organs being transplanted into humans one step closer.

Great research! I had a pig's heart valve transplanted into me in 1981!! And again in 1990! (explains a lot, huh?)

I was back there for xmas. And I wouldn't know anything about it. *whistles*

(still, having parts of a sheep inside a Scotsman... makes a nice change, huh?)

Lester · Post by **Lester** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:17 am

SPIKE NESMITH! wrote:(still, having parts of a sheep inside a Scotsman... makes a nice change, huh?)

Cameron · Post by **Cameron** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:53 pm

This is news?
Spike's been trying to breed the perfect sheep/human for years!

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:52 pm

I guess Scotland and West Virginia have alot in common after all...

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:56 pm

Except for the part about the pig.

Dave Loudin · Post by **Dave Loudin** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:04 am

Lee wrote:I guess Scotland and West Virginia have alot in common after all...

Snarky comments aside, your statement is true. My family heritage is but one small example...

The People's DJ · Post by **The People's DJ** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:02 am

You know why ranchers bang sheep close to a cliff?

Its so the sheep will push back.

Yea...I got nothing today.

Arp2 · Post by **Arp2** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:54 am

Lee wrote:I guess Scotland and West Virginia have alot in common after all...

Wasn't that the focus of one of those three documentaries your "public" TV did?

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:48 pm

Arp, what in the hell are you talking about??

Cameron said this:

This is news?
Spike's been trying to breed the perfect sheep/human for years!

And I jokingly said this:

I guess Scotland and West Virginia have alot in common after all...

I do not recall ANYWHERE I said the words "public", "documentaries", or "TV."

I was referring to the stereotype that WVA'ians have relations in the biblical sense with SHEEP...

That is all.

Arp2 · Post by **Arp2** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:19 pm

It said a large amount of the population of WV is of Scotish and/or something-or-other-mixed-descent, so I thought that was already a given.

Cameron · Post by **Cameron** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:37 pm

Arp2 wrote:It said a large amount of the population of WV is of Scotish and/or something-or-other-mixed-descent, so I thought that was already a given.

<---"Sheepishly" raising his hand.

Dave Loudin · Post by **Dave Loudin** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:18 pm

Baaa!

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:58 am

so, where does this guy fit in....

Near Raleigh, North Carolina, police seized a flock of sheep that had
wandered away from a home to graze on flowers in a cemetery. The
animals' owner, David Watts, kept about 80 of the animals in his
house. Police say he lived upstairs and the sheep were living
downstairs. Watts was often seen walking some of the sheep around the
neighborhood on a leash.

Lester, friend of yours?

Lester · Post by **Lester** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:09 am

That's Apex, dude. It hasn't been the same since the chemical fire.

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:31 pm

APEX, N.C. (AP) - A man who kept 77 sheep in his suburban home was charged Wednesday with 30 counts of misdemeanor animal cruelty.

David Watts, 47, was being held at the Wake County jail in lieu of $30,000 bail, police Detective Joey Best said.

Watts surrendered the flock to animal control officers Monday after police found some sheep grazing on artificial flowers in the town cemetery in Apex, a suburb of Raleigh.

Thirty of the sheep were euthanized because of various health problems. In addition, sheep bones and carcasses were found in Watts' yard.

Veterinarian Kelli Ferris, who examined the flock, said some of the animals' hooves had never been trimmed, causing infections that led the sheep to walk on their knees.

Hoosier Daddy · Post by **Hoosier Daddy** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:44 pm

Sheep that walk on their knees. An Ironton midget's dream.

Dr. Whiplash · Post by **Dr. Whiplash** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:08 pm

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Bob Loblaw · Post by **Bob Loblaw** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:23 pm

Why did Jay answer the phone "Rock 105?"

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