Daveinthepaper

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:54 am

http://www.loganbanner.com/articles/200 ... news01.txt

OldSkool · Post by **OldSkool** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:41 pm

1. Dave said something about most men admitting they would rather French kiss Rosie Oâ€™Donnell than to watch 15 minutes of Oprahâ€™s show. What???

2. I am a woman. I understand baseball.

herdgirl72 · Post by **herdgirl72** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:16 pm

Um...I too am a chick(last time I checked) and Oprah is okay but I don't set the DVR for her...
And...I too get baseball(I'd better since my cousin's the pitching coach at USF)..what's so hard about baseball....hell I love this time of year put on ESPN in the afternoon when there is baseball, sit back, take a little nap, wake up and your in the bottom of the 8th....
Or go up to University Heights (when its warm) in the afternoon, kick back and watch college baseball and get a tan....

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:23 pm

If given the choice between kissing Rosie and watching Oprah I would rather kiss Rosie. That's how bad I hate Oprah.

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:39 pm

If given the choice between kissing Rosie, watching Oprah, or watching the snooze-fest that is baseball I'd rather kiss herdgirl72.

To do that I'd have to lay flat on my stomach to reach her.

OldSkool · Post by **OldSkool** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:06 pm

I don't watch Oprah (unless it's on and I'm too lazy to change the remote) and I despise Rosie. I do, however, love baseball (Go Reds!) and football and basketball and Nascar (RIP Bobby Hamilton). Just 'cause I don't have a penis doesn't mean I can't enjoy the game.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 5:26 am

Herd Girl is quite a kisser!

Bob Loblaw · Post by **Bob Loblaw** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:19 am

Lee's mom says he is too.