Another Only In Logan Story

This is a good place to drop general and weird news, entertainment, and general show prep material that might be interesting to air talent or producers. Hot dog threads ALWAYS welcome.

Moderators: The People's DJ, David Paleg

Post Reply
Dave Allen
Member
Member
Posts: 1859
Joined: Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:22 am
Location: Nowhere near Wheeling, thank you Jesus!

Another Only In Logan Story

Post by Dave Allen »

A Logan County school bus driver is being investigated after reports she dropped students of at a track meet last week, then drove the the bus to Lion's Den adult bookstore. Motorists called 911 to report the bus being in the parking lot. When the cops showed up and questioned the driver she deficated in her pants. By the way, reports are she had a student on the bus while she was in the bookstore but the student did stay on the bus.

Let the games begin...
Titties and beer...thank God almighty for titties and beer!
User avatar
genlock
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 5866
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2001 4:09 pm
Location: OW

Post by genlock »

And which county politico is she related to?
I bet the ride back to Logan was fun for the students having to put up with a load of the bus drivers crap.
User avatar
Zak Tyler
Lord of Boobies
Posts: 1616
Joined: Thu Dec 20, 2001 3:47 pm
Location: Jackson, MS
Contact:

Post by Zak Tyler »

she's sounds like a freak to me :) i probably crossed paths with her at some point when i lived there :wink:
I'm not an idiot, but I play one on the radio.
User avatar
genlock
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 5866
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2001 4:09 pm
Location: OW

Post by genlock »

Maybe the Lions Den is the only place she can buy crotchless panties in those "Generous" sizes.
Bob Campbell
Member
Member
Posts: 2232
Joined: Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:13 pm
Location: Blue Heaven

Post by Bob Campbell »

Sweet. She really shat herself??
User avatar
genlock
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 5866
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2001 4:09 pm
Location: OW

Post by genlock »

Priceless!
She will forever have the nickname "Stinky, The Bus Driver".
Dave Allen
Member
Member
Posts: 1859
Joined: Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:22 am
Location: Nowhere near Wheeling, thank you Jesus!

Post by Dave Allen »

Mike Browning of the Logan Banner will discuss it this morning at 10:30 on Talkline with Hoppy.
Titties and beer...thank God almighty for titties and beer!
User avatar
genlock
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 5866
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2001 4:09 pm
Location: OW

Post by genlock »

Browning hardly needs a joke writer for this, but he needs to have some one-liners ready. Where is Nunley when you need him?
Dave Allen
Member
Member
Posts: 1859
Joined: Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:22 am
Location: Nowhere near Wheeling, thank you Jesus!

Post by Dave Allen »

The child on the bus was her 12 year old kid. The driver has been employed for 14 years. The story is when the cops came in the woman was holding a sex toy.
Titties and beer...thank God almighty for titties and beer!
User avatar
fearpeddler
Member
Member
Posts: 1662
Joined: Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:27 pm

Post by fearpeddler »

"Ma'am put the dildo down and step back!!!" i can see it now, the milton cops all ready to mace her.... hehe :lol: :lol:
Doesn't MSNBC stand for the Media that Spins the News for Barrack's Cabinet?



Political Correctness is always having to say you're sorry. - Me
AARON SCOTT
Member
Member
Posts: 262
Joined: Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:40 am
Location: Morgantown

Post by AARON SCOTT »

Maybe she was just getting her son something for show and tell!

Rumor has it that whatever she had ran off a weed eater engine, LOL
kriss kross will make ya jump, jump
OldSkool
Member
Member
Posts: 95
Joined: Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:45 am

Post by OldSkool »

We never had field trips like that when I was in school.
"When a dog runs at you, whistle for him." ~Henry David Thoreau
SPIKE NESMITH!
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 718
Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:52 am
Location: away over here.
Contact:

Post by SPIKE NESMITH! »

genlock wrote:Browning hardly needs a joke writer for this, but he needs to have some one-liners ready. Where is Nunley when you need him?
He's at a remote today. The Lion's Den.
So sayeth His Royal Highness King Spike; greatest broadcasting talent of his generation.
User avatar
Zak Tyler
Lord of Boobies
Posts: 1616
Joined: Thu Dec 20, 2001 3:47 pm
Location: Jackson, MS
Contact:

Post by Zak Tyler »

i wonder how many rounds of "99 plastic d*cks on the wall" you can go through from Milton to Logan???
I'm not an idiot, but I play one on the radio.
User avatar
fearpeddler
Member
Member
Posts: 1662
Joined: Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:27 pm

Post by fearpeddler »

depening on the route driven i'd estimate anywhere from 20 to 35 rounds of that, assuming you're starting at 99 and counting down over and over...... :lol:
Doesn't MSNBC stand for the Media that Spins the News for Barrack's Cabinet?



Political Correctness is always having to say you're sorry. - Me
SPIKE NESMITH!
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 718
Joined: Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:52 am
Location: away over here.
Contact:

Post by SPIKE NESMITH! »

take one down, pass it around.... ew. :?
So sayeth His Royal Highness King Spike; greatest broadcasting talent of his generation.
weaver
Member
Member
Posts: 146
Joined: Sun Oct 09, 2005 3:56 pm
Location: NP

Post by weaver »

SPIKE NESMITH! wrote:take one down, pass it around.... ew. :?
... pass it around, contract communicable disease, 98 plastic d*cks on the wall ...
Dave Allen
Member
Member
Posts: 1859
Joined: Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:22 am
Location: Nowhere near Wheeling, thank you Jesus!

Post by Dave Allen »

Someone cue Montgomery Gentry...


"This is My Town..daddadah.."
Titties and beer...thank God almighty for titties and beer!
AmpedNow
Member
Member
Posts: 2415
Joined: Tue Apr 16, 2002 4:46 am
Location: none

Post by AmpedNow »

LOL @ this thread.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
User avatar
Zak Tyler
Lord of Boobies
Posts: 1616
Joined: Thu Dec 20, 2001 3:47 pm
Location: Jackson, MS
Contact:

Post by Zak Tyler »

what the cops didn't find was the the "anal anihalator" that she bought decided to just wear home... not that i've ever been to that store with any of my freaky women or anything :oops:
I'm not an idiot, but I play one on the radio.
Post Reply