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Ever been assigned the task to write code or develop a process that meets a NIST standard yet everything you do looks like you are developing something to meet a standard written by someone on crack? :twisted:

(Full Disclosure: After having participated on a couple of national standards committees as well as been a contractor for ASTM, we are lucky that these things look only a little messed up with egos and personalities that participate in the "sausage" making process of standards development.)

But, maybe there is a little more being cooked up at Gaithersburg, MD to help all those people create all that lovely, compelling reading material that has kept me up for hours in developing in house processes and procedures so that systems can be compliant to the national standards.

Well, at least our American Congress wants to know if it was a Meth Lab that exploded on the NIST campus this past Saturday.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/07/23 ... stigation/

NIST in suspected 'meth lab' blast: US Congress is demanding answers
Faking Bad or Breaking Bad at nerdy science org – the Feds want to know

23 Jul 2015 at 23:58, Iain Thomson

US Congress has opened an investigation into a blast at the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) facility in Gaithersburg, Maryland, that is suspected to be the result of a drug-cooking operation gone wrong.

"At about 7:00pm Saturday, July 18, an explosion occurred in a laboratory room on the NIST campus in Bldg. 236. A member of the NIST security force assigned to the campus suffered non-life threatening injuries, was treated at a local trauma center, and was subsequently released. The officer has since resigned, effective July 19," a NIST spokeswoman told El Reg on Thursday.

"The NIST Police and Fire Departments responded to the incident and then requested the assistance of the Montgomery County Police and Fire Departments. MCPD, in turn, requested the assistance of the US Drug Enforcement Administration and is now working jointly with DEA to investigate the incident. NIST is cooperating fully with the investigation and providing any assistance as needed."

A spokesman for the Montgomery County police told The Reg that there was little they could say as the investigation has now been taken over by the Baltimore office of the FBI, but he did confirm that precursor drugs used in the production of methamphetamine, such as pseudoephedrine, had been detected at the scene.

NIST is a powerhouse of government-funded scientific endeavor and there is plenty of laboratory equipment on site at its Gaithersburg headquarters. It's possible that someone on the staff decided to emulate Breaking Bad's Walter White.

The incident has caught Congress' attention. Representative Lamar Smith (R-TX), chairman of the US House of Representatives' Committee of Science, Space, and Technology, has issued a formal request for details of the case, saying the matter is of "great concern."

If methamphetamine was being produced, an explosion wouldn't be out of the ordinary. The process involves noxious fumes, highly flammable substances, and impurities in the precursor materials and/or a lack of skill in chemistry can have disastrous results.

The full facts of the NIST case aren't known as but in such matters it's always wise to take the advice of the late, great Richard Pryor, who set himself on fire after freebasing cocaine while drinking 151-proof rum: "Chemistry is best left to chemists." ®
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Just in the process of defining a "standard" Meth Lab.
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Yea, it was probably a black book project so the CIA can improve their money generating activities. It will just be a matter of time before they need determine the sigma level of the standard process and then bring in a black belt to improve the process by 1 full sigma. :mrgreen:

Then again, if we involve NIST in standardizing the meth making process, it may be the answer to the ultimate question of how to end the war on drugs after seeing what happened to "health IT" after we involved NIST in the standardization process. :twisted: Nothing improves an industry more than NIST involvement.
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