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That is SO my life story.
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*sigh*

sometimes i miss my crazy bitches....

oh the memories, and the stories.... OH, the stories...

the sacrifices of being a single dad... :)
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*sigh*

Some of us were too ugly to even attract crazy bitches... :o
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It's got nothing to do with physical appearance. It's hard to explain. There is something within or about certain dudes that draws crazy bitches in like moths to a flame. I have yet to identify what it is.
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Jay Nunley wrote:It's got nothing to do with physical appearance. It's hard to explain. There is something within or about certain dudes that draws crazy bitches in like moths to a flame. I have yet to identify what it is.
I agree, but whatever that is, I never had it.

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Hoosier Daddy wrote:
I agree, but whatever that is, I never had it.

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Lucky.

All bitches be crazy, but crazy bitches be EXTRA with their shit.
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Always a wing man, never the Quarterback.

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I wasn't a wing man or a quarterback. They wouldn't let me in the game so I had to play with myself.
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Jay Nunley wrote:It's got nothing to do with physical appearance. It's hard to explain. There is something within or about certain dudes that draws crazy bitches in like moths to a flame. I have yet to identify what it is.
I had that problem in my high school days, but it doesn't seem to happen anymore.

So, whatever "it" is, it can be lost, or surpressed.
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As a great philosopher once noted, "Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks."
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This is creepy. This thread cranks up over the weekend and this morning my morning show partner (hot blonde) comes in and says she got a weird e-mail. It was from this psycho bitch I used to live with who stalked me for years. Hadn't heard from her in two years, thought she'd gotten a life.
The e-mail by the way was a picture of me in the shower she'd taken one day. Oh, ha ha funny when it happened, "You took my picture in the shower, oh how cute". Of course she has e-mailed it to every place I've been since 1999.
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Bob Campbell wrote:This is creepy. This thread cranks up over the weekend and this morning my morning show partner (hot blonde) comes in and says she got a weird e-mail. It was from this psycho bitch I used to live with who stalked me for years. Hadn't heard from her in two years, thought she'd gotten a life.
The e-mail by the way was a picture of me in the shower she'd taken one day. Oh, ha ha funny when it happened, "You took my picture in the shower, oh how cute". Of course she has e-mailed it to every place I've been since 1999.
If only I had a bigger Johnson it would be cool!!!
Bitches be crazy.
that was you??? BWAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dude, that's so wrong.
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Bob Campbell wrote:Dude, that's so wrong.
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well, unless it's grandma's bedroom, and gramps just got his shipment in...
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Jay Nunley wrote: All bitches be crazy, but crazy bitches be EXTRA with their shit.
Example A:
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So now my partner is going around the office telling everybody about the e-mail. And she keeps talking about putting it up on YouTube. I guess my manhood doesn't look THAT small!

Or...maybe it looks even SMALLER....damn.....

.....even bitches that ain't crazy be crazy.
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