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by Dave Allen » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:32 am
A Logan County school bus driver is being investigated after reports she dropped students of at a track meet last week, then drove the the bus to Lion's Den adult bookstore. Motorists called 911 to report the bus being in the parking lot. When the cops showed up and questioned the driver she deficated in her pants. By the way, reports are she had a student on the bus while she was in the bookstore but the student did stay on the bus.
Let the games begin...
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by genlock » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:35 am
And which county politico is she related to?
I bet the ride back to Logan was fun for the students having to put up with a load of the bus drivers crap.
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by Zak Tyler » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:38 am
she's sounds like a freak to me
i probably crossed paths with her at some point when i lived there
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by genlock » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:39 am
Maybe the Lions Den is the only place she can buy crotchless panties in those "Generous" sizes.
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by Bob Campbell » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:44 am
Sweet. She really shat herself??
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by genlock » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:48 am
Priceless!
She will forever have the nickname "Stinky, The Bus Driver".
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by Dave Allen » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:04 am
Mike Browning of the Logan Banner will discuss it this morning at 10:30 on Talkline with Hoppy.
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by genlock » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:10 am
Browning hardly needs a joke writer for this, but he needs to have some one-liners ready. Where is Nunley when you need him?
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by Dave Allen » Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:45 am
The child on the bus was her 12 year old kid. The driver has been employed for 14 years. The story is when the cops came in the woman was holding a sex toy.
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by fearpeddler » Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:17 am
"Ma'am put the dildo down and step back!!!" i can see it now, the milton cops all ready to mace her.... hehe
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by AARON SCOTT » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:06 pm
Maybe she was just getting her son something for show and tell!
Rumor has it that whatever she had ran off a weed eater engine, LOL
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by OldSkool » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:52 pm
We never had field trips like that when I was in school.
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by SPIKE NESMITH! » Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:06 pm
genlock wrote: Browning hardly needs a joke writer for this, but he needs to have some one-liners ready. Where is Nunley when you need him?
He's at a remote today. The Lion's Den.
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by Zak Tyler » Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:05 pm
i wonder how many rounds of "99 plastic d*cks on the wall" you can go through from Milton to Logan???
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by fearpeddler » Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:07 pm
depening on the route driven i'd estimate anywhere from 20 to 35 rounds of that, assuming you're starting at 99 and counting down over and over......
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by SPIKE NESMITH! » Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:21 pm
take one down, pass it around.... ew.
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by weaver » Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:51 pm
SPIKE NESMITH! wrote: take one down, pass it around.... ew.
... pass it around, contract communicable disease, 98 plastic d*cks on the wall ...
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by Dave Allen » Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:18 pm
Someone cue Montgomery Gentry...
"This is My Town..daddadah.."
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by AmpedNow » Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:24 pm
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by Zak Tyler » Wed Apr 11, 2007 5:41 pm
what the cops didn't find was the the "anal anihalator" that she bought decided to just wear home... not that i've ever been to that store with any of my freaky women or anything
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