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Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Mon May 21, 2007 9:34 pm

BTW, fuckers, as we speak I'm on the beach in Wrightsville Beach, NC. Just ain't a huge NY strip steak the size of Nunley's head. This is the coolest beach I have ever been to. I have not seen the first kid yet, which makes it fucking five star in my book.

So long, suckers!!

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:57 am

First beach trip ever right?

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Tue May 22, 2007 7:40 am

No, first beach trip that there weren't kids everywhere. I hate kids..and old people.

Big Media · Post by **Big Media** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:09 pm

WTF? How did you get into Wrightsville? I though people from the WV coal fields were allowed to visit only Myrtle Beach...

Lester · Post by **Lester** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:10 pm

Simmer down... I've already alerted the authorities. He'll be in Myrtle by sundown.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:37 pm

Don't like Myrtle..too many people from Southern WV. I'm on vacation, why would I want to go see more of the people I see every day? I really like it here. Going down now for "The Captain's Reception". Wonder if the captain knows he's dealing with white trash?

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:02 pm

DUDE!!!!

put the message board down and back away slowly.....................

YOU'RE ON VACATION!!!!!!!!

plus we wanna talk shit about you

Cameron · Post by **Cameron** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:37 pm

Zak Tyler wrote:DUDE!!!!

put the message board down and back away slowly.....................

YOU'RE ON VACATION!!!!!!!!

plus we wanna talk shit about you

$10 says he called-in to the morning show and did a,
"Ha, ha, I'm on vacation" bit.

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:38 pm

As long as we keep him away from Corolla and/or Emerald Isle we'll be okay. Don't tell him where they are. You let one WV hillbilly in there and they'll ALL want to come.

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:48 pm

Mullett Beach.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:50 pm

My wife wouldn't let me do a "I'm on vacation" bit via phone. She is convinced that everyone in Southern WV knows EXACTLY where we live and will break in the house and steal.....well, if we had shit to steal they would steal it. The pillheads in Logan aren't that interested in all my early 80's Christy Canyon porn.

As for my being on vacation, this was her idea, not mine. After all, I l left my show in the hands of ERIN, for God's sake. The hotel has free internet and since the only two places I visit are here and teenagetittiefreaks.com I was concerned you guys would be concerned about me.

Campbell, I'm NOT a hillbilly. I'm inbred white trash. NUNLEY is a hillbilly.

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:53 pm

I thought Nunley was an inbred white trash hillbilly.

Why aren't you and your wife having freaky hotel sex? Here you are sitting on the fucking computer and you could be nailing your wife in the ass. Hell, Cameron does that to herdgirl72 while NOT on vacation. Why do you think Cameron is always so happy and herdgirl72 walks like she's been riding that mechanical bull from "Roadhouse" for 6 hours?

Dude, put the computer down. Have freaky hotel sex with your wife. Then when you come back tell Erin all about it.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Tue May 22, 2007 7:01 pm

Because I'M WITH MY WIFE that's why I'm not having freaky hotel sex! I had freaky hotel sex earlier but it was with a rerun of "Alice" on TV Land while the wife was on the beach.

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Tue May 22, 2007 7:02 pm

But you're on THE COMPUTER while on VACATION!!!!!

You should have invited your wife to your little 3some with "Alice."

Better fulfill your wife before Nunley gets ahold of her. I heard he has a way with women especially since he started watching "Desperate Housewives."

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Tue May 22, 2007 7:04 pm

Bob Campbell wrote:As long as we keep him away from Corolla and/or Emerald Isle we'll be okay. Don't tell him where they are. You let one WV hillbilly in there and they'll ALL want to come.

i'd dig corolla better if it were closer to all the tourist trap BS... i LOVE banging those go-carts together down near south nags head... they're fun as shit. we get kicked off of both of the big tracks down there every year... LMAO!!! *quit buuummping* i wonder if the people that work there realize THEY"VE GOT A STEAL CAGE AROUND THEM!!!!!! that's why it's there!

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Tue May 22, 2007 7:06 pm

Lee wrote: Better fulfill your wife before Nunley gets ahold of her....

again.

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Tue May 22, 2007 7:14 pm

Ew.

Dave has dried Nunley spooge on his chin.

And I won't ask how.

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:01 am

Sorry Dave, you know how easy it is to confuse inbred white trash with hillbillies.
Zak, I go to the beach to get AWAY from all that shit. I can get on I-40 to play bumper cars.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:19 am

Bob Campbell wrote:I can get on I-40 to play bumper cars.

but that's more expensive...

rubbin's racing, right? or at least that's what i used to hear when i lived in Logan.

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:33 am

If you ain't ready to swap metal, don't come off of pit row.