3rd of July

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:10 pm

Your radio friend here gets the pleasure of doing a remote at LA Liquor and Lottery today. Where do we start with this one?

1. Remote in Logan at a liquor store on the 3rd of the month on the day before a holiday?

2. Fill in joke here... now go!

Hoosier Daddy · Post by **Hoosier Daddy** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:19 pm

Do youse guys actually call it "LA" down there?

I thought that was a message board joke ...

Dr. Whiplash · Post by **Dr. Whiplash** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:02 pm

Two words, Dave: Kevlar vest

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:04 pm

Are these the questions you may hear?

"Got any free stuff?"

"You givin' away free beer?"

"You got my check?"

"I thought someone with big boobs was supposed to be here? You better pony up....take off your shirt, boy."

lastone · Post by **lastone** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:38 pm

I got through this kind of ordeal in Kermit by having a radio on so all could hear it and talking on air with the more than interested customers. Even the drunks had a hoot hearing themselves......and we used a 7 sec delay. It ended up being rather fun. (kept the kid on the board awake for two hours anyway!)

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:12 pm

[threadjack]

Lee, best avatar yet!!!

carry on...

Lester · Post by **Lester** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:13 pm

CHRISTINE!

{/ashamed that I know that.}

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:30 pm

Lester wrote:CHRISTINE!

{/ashamed that I know that.}

<<<<<<<<more ashamed that i didn't know that...

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:04 pm

Don't be ashamed, Lester!

Yep...I'm a big fan of Christine and her um...."peers."

Tiffany, Brooke, Raven...

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:50 pm

Well I did survive the ordeal. We helped them sell a shit load of Pepsi (yes they do sell more than liquor and beer there, and yes we DO call it LA). Pepsi products were going five 12 packs for $9.00. Yes we do loves our Pepsi-Cola down here. The WV Lottery wheel is the best. There was this VERY pregnant chick with the Marlboros hanging out of her pocket spinning the wheel. That was fun. She was a step away from the kid's leg hanging from her vagina, or wherever babies come from.

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:53 pm

Interesting, Dave.

I too love Pepsi.

Perhaps I have ancestors from this place you call "Logan County."

It sounds like such a splendid, magical place. I picture it as orange trees blossoming under a Summer sun...with the wind whisperin..."Nunleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..."

Bob Loblaw · Post by **Bob Loblaw** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:54 pm

Lee wrote:Don't be ashamed, Lester!

Yep...I'm a big fan of Christine and her um...."peers."

Tiffany, Brooke, Raven...

These names are meaningless without links.

AmpedNow · Post by **AmpedNow** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:02 am

Zak Tyler wrote:[threadjack]

Lee, best avatar yet!!!

carry on...

The rest of us should just take ours down...

bmathews · Post by **bmathews** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:34 am

K-Rock wrote:
Zak Tyler wrote:[threadjack]

Lee, best avatar yet!!!

carry on...

The rest of us should just take ours down...

i totally agree!!! best avatar of all-time!!!

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:39 pm

Thanks guys!

I was getting bored with the weird ones, so now it's eye candy from hear on out.

Hoosier Daddy · Post by **Hoosier Daddy** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:28 pm

I liked the first girl that stripped for you.

More interactive.

Dr. Whiplash · Post by **Dr. Whiplash** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:29 pm

I have a dream. To some day open a store that sells liquor, fireworks, live bait, marital aids, and the Tri-State's best selection of jerky products. Investors welcome.

Hoosier Daddy · Post by **Hoosier Daddy** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:14 pm

Hoosier Daddy's Titty Bar & Hot Dog Stand

Investors Welcome

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:48 pm

i'm in...

i got 5 bucks.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:35 am

Well, LA Liquor and Lottery sells liquor, beer and wine (of course), lottery tickets and they have poker machines. The people that own it also own a place called Anderson's across the street. They sell jewelry, lingerie, candles, cigarettes and beer by the case (to retail stores only), kitchen appliances, scooters, camo clothing and fiberoptic Jesus'.

ONLY IN LOGAN!