Zak Tyler wrote:
...and every friday night you can host "tard wrasslin' "
"OH MY GAWD!!!! WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER!!!!! THE INCESTOR JUST TOOK OFF HIS HELMET AND HIS BEATING ONE HALF OF THE TAG-TEAM THE FURIOUS MASTURBATORS LIKE A SCALDED MULE!!! THIS....IS HEINOUS. NOW THE INCESTOR'S MANAGER PROFESSOR SPECIAL IS THROWING HIS OWN FECES...THIS IS...HORRIBLE!!"
BAW GAWD KANG!!!! DOES TIS MAN HAVE NO SOUL!!!!!!!!!!
For those of you who forgot basic animal life 101... Monkeys like to fling poop and eat lice! Good morning Mr. Darwin. Anybody's knuckles dragging this mornin'? Who's having trouble holding their coffee cup?
Congrats on your 14 years! You're at the point where you're tired of hearing people say "I don't know how you get up so early". I've been on morning drive and co-hosting "Morgantown AM" since February 8, 1988. September 5 will be the 22nd anniversary of me leaving Grafton for Morgantown. I think Eric McGuire might have some longevity in the mornings as well.
Well, shit, I guess I have a few more years to go then. I just tell people getting up at 3:30 is no different to me than getting up at 7 or 8. Its just what you get used to. What really cracks me up, though, is our sales weasles or others around the office around 2:30 or 3p, when they say, "man, I'm tired". Really? You got here at 8:30! I got here at 4:30am, did a four and a half hour morning show, spent another five hours in the office and now I'm going to do a remote from 3pm till 6p. But in reality, I wouldn't want to (or can't) do anything else. C'mon, guys, it ain't like we're digging ditches here. We're in an air conditioned environment, in front of a computer, eating (sometimes) comp food and (sometimes) wearing comp clothing.
Rough life, guys and gals, rough life!
Titties and beer...thank God almighty for titties and beer!
