I've been doing a bit on the air that ended up lasting and running for days about the new state slogan. I've heard hundreds, but here are the best WKLC listener submitted slogans.
West Virginia...
Come for the ATV trails. Stay for the biscuits and gravy.
We got moonshine, bitches.
Come have a beer with a mountaineer.
We provide your power.
Telling Virginia to kiss our ass since 1863.
We don't really fuck our sisters... unless they're REALLY hot.
Fewest Teeth, Happiest People.
We got taxes.
At least it ain't Ohio.
We're still better than Mississippi.
A great place to waste a lifetime.
Still pure, still friendly.
You best not be talkin' about our mama!
What the fuck you lookin' at?
You ain't from around here are you?
Our women are less bitchy.
Don't worry, the guy pulling over is looking to help change your tire, not rape and murder you.
Carpetbaggers welcome (in our root cellars).
Deliverance was set in Georgia, assholes!
"Open for Business" or "Wild, Wonderful"
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