Disguise

[genlock]

INWOOD, W.Va. (AP) — A thief covered his face with a pair of blue women’s underwear and used a pistol-shaped cigarette lighter in a botched robbery of a convenience store, police said.

“I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried,â€

[Zak Tyler]

INBRED, W.Va. (AP) — A thief covered...

that's more like it.

A few minutes later, police stopped a vehicle matching that description and took two men into custody.

dude actually had a "friend"... (cause ya know if your gonna go to the store knowing "dumbass" is gonna try and rob the place with a pair of panties and a cigarette lighter, you're technically now his friend)

Steven Clay Stephenson...

so, his parents were inbred too???
and his 2 older brothers Steven Adam Stephenson, and Steven Billy Stephenson, and his younger sister Steven Darla Stephenson


don't most animals gain smarts and grace with each succesive inbeeding???

[genlock]

Where the hell is Inwood?

[herdgirl72]

Damn! I missed his mugshot in the WVRJA website!
That could have been a classic!!

[genlock]

I love the wvrja website.
Every now and then I see an old friend.

[Dave Allen]

Inwood...just down the road from Outwood?

[herdgirl72]

Even better Gen...when there is some perky college aged chick or dude
on there...cross check them with Facebook to see if they have
a profile!!

(yes, I have no life)



Edit....I looked him up...go to wvrja.com offender search....type in
Steven Stephenson and there he is....kinda disappointing mug shot, they
could have at least kept the panties on him!!

[Cameron]

Even better Gen...when there is some perky college aged chick or dude
on there...cross check them with Facebook to see if they have
a profile!!
(yes, I have no life)
Edit....I looked him up...go to wvrja.com offender search....type in
Steven Stephenson and there he is....kinda disappointing mug shot, they
could have at least kept the panties on him!!

There's a new "search by profession or keyword" search on that site.

Try "broadcasting and DUI". That turns up something at least once a week.

[genlock]

WOWK-TV station manager arrested for DUI





Or maybe kook in the Gazette.


The station manager of WOWK-TV in Charleston was arrested for driving under the influence early Saturday morning.

John Michael Fawcett, 47, of Winfield, ran a red light at the intersection of U.S. 35 and the St. Albans exit of Interstate 64, said West Virginia State Trooper J.P. Murphy.

Fawcett was originally pulled over for running the red light and failed a field sobriety test, Murphy said. He was arrested for DUI and transported for an intoximeter test. He had a blood alcohol level of 0.158, nearly twice the legal limit of 0.08, Murphy said. Fawcett was transported to the Western Regional Jail, Murphy said.

[Big Media]

Steven Clay Stephenson...

so, his parents were inbred too???

don't most animals gain smarts and grace with each succesive inbeeding???

Yes. And obviously not.

[fearpeddler]

well, its gonna be fun to see another heartless apology attached to the news...