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Arp2 wrote:drum-cricle hippies
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Dang it.

I couldn't find how I had transcribed and edited that back the first time, so I went looking for it. Once I found somebody's transcription of the entire episode (what kind of nut transcribes and adds direction to every episode of that show??), it was just "ctrl-c" and "ctrl-v" with three commas and a couple BB tags added. :oops:
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Got it!

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Oh, THAT reverse cowgirl!
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this gets my vote as second best wheeling thread ever....
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Wheeling Guy Baffled!

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The Associated Press



WHEELING — John Lucci has been in the road construction business for 23 years, but he’s never seen a problem like the one that’s delayed the renovation of the Wheeling Tunnel.

A latex bonding material used as a base for new tiles on the eastbound tunnel’s walls won’t stick.

“This job has been one big nightmare for me,â€
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Post by SPIKE NESMITH! »

That's headline news in Wheeling. Still, it finally takes column inches away from the time that lightbulb blew. If memory serves, they broke into "Welcome Back Kotter" to report that story.

And who could forget this scoop:

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You got to be kidding. Please tell me you'er kidding. PLEASE...
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In lieu of a latex bonding material, the construction will be completed using 600 masturbating monkeys to provide a gluey bond.
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Bob Campbell wrote:In lieu of a latex bonding material, the construction will be completed using 600 masturbating monkeys to provide a gluey bond.
you got that "help wanted" email too???
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Re: Wheeling Guy Baffled!

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genlock wrote:A latex bonding material used as a base for new tiles on the eastbound tunnel’s walls won’t stick.
So rubbers won't work in Wheeling?

That explains a lot.
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If they can't get tiles to stay up, what about those big rocks that make up the top of the tunnel? Sounds like they got a loser construction company.
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Bob Loblaw wrote:
genlock wrote:A latex bonding material used as a base for new tiles on the eastbound tunnel’s walls won’t stick.
So rubbers won't work in Wheeling?

That explains a lot.
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Damn, now my hand is really tired...oh, I was just practicing for the bonding job.
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LOL!

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You guys remind me of the Alltel commercial. You are complete Geeks. Get a life.

And Jay Nunley is the King O' the Hillbilly Geeks. He wants me to be his Mother, Heather. He misses peeking through the keyhole to see Heather catch a protein Slurpee. Oh, to be a kid again, Huh , Jay? I'm sorry I ran off when you were little and had just started calling me Daddy. My doctor advised me that I would never clear up the Gingivitis if I didn't. I still miss Heather's tongue swirl, but love hurts like a motherf#cker, I guess.
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Round #2,957 is now underway...

In a three-week old thread.
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It won't work without the air hose. This thread lives!
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ashton on the beach wrote:It won't work without the air hose. This thread lives!
Damnit. You're right.

Sonofabitch.
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