Jump on this one QUICK!!!!

[Zak Tyler]

for our folks looking for a gig, here's one you just CAN'T pass up


[quote="allaccess.com"]Top 10 Market needs Morning Host!
We are currently looking for a multi-tasking morning host/genius! Our last guy retired at 49!!

Can you put in a 6 day-a-week morning show that is lively, funny, local, logical and RATINGS AMAZING??

You must also be a webmaster with sharp multi-tasking HTML skills.

Also act as a Administrative Assistant.

Duties include producing, assigning and overseeing production and imaging for our FOUR station cluster! It's easy believe me!

Can you also act as a Sales Assistant – Complete and organize written presentations following the sales department guidelines.
Complete sales promotional materials, presentations and poster layouts as directed, update website daily etc??

Write advertising orders and production orders for the Account Executives in order to make time deadlines.

Maintain sales reports, sales promotion reports and other materials for the sales department and Non Traditional Revenue Director.

Knowledge of popular culture, musical trends, and what interests men is a must!!!


New media content creation and distribution skills help complete the description of a qualified candidate. Salary is $22,000 a year on a five year agreement.

Some insurance for you only & 1 week vacation!!!

You must be able to multi-task in a fast paced environment and be willing to work a split shift.

Requirements of the shift: Top and Bottom Hour Newscasts, providing hourly newscasts for our sister station, writing and recording stories and wraps for the next shift, and learning the two weekday morning anchor positions for fill-in.

You must be able to happily voice 4 stations outside the market. This takes only minutes!!

Experience producing “Rockâ€

[genlock]

Surely a talented applicant for this job could also replace burned out tower lights too.

[The People's DJ]

All the while curing AIDS and cancer, ending hunger, and world peace.

[genlock]

And do it for the children.

[ashton]

So what they're saying is that a top 10 market needs a morning host... And need one as well?

[David Paleg]

"Awww, do I hafta make the freakin' coffee, too?"

[Scott Reppert]

Conrad can do it all AND be President at the same time...

[Big Media]

Our last guy retired at 49!!

Hallburn?

[Jay Nunley]

There is only one thing missing from that job posting. One additional line would make it a quintessential listing.


"Low pay, no benefits, but an opportunity to learn, learn, learn."

[Zak Tyler]

There is only one thing missing from that job posting. One additional line would make it a quintessential listing.


"Low pay, no benefits, but an opportunity to learn, learn, learn."

dude, i almost fell out of my chair when i saw your new avatar... that's funnier than a dude with 3 nipples

[Lester]

dude, i almost fell out of my chair when i saw your new avatar... that's funnier than a dude with 3 nipples

Marky Mark isn't that funny... but Krusty the Clown is.