A First For Our Town

[Dave Allen]

Saturday night, November 1st..WVOW's Dave In The Morning broadcasting live from Logan's finest exotic showbar, Glitter Girls.


Take it and run with it, boys (and girl)

[genlock]

where is this showbar located?

[Lester]

Damn it. Can't even begin to arrange that visit. Bummer. Would make for a great WVBMB get together.

[genlock]

Is Erin Lynn Williamson involved in "any way" with this remote?

[klever]

Is this by any chance a trade out ?

[AmpedNow]

Is the "Glitter" code for crystal meth?

[Dave Allen]

For those that are familar with OUR TOWN, its in the famed Mt. Gay area. Cut through the alley behind Dave's Lounge and there you be. Erin will be broadcasting live with me.

[Kiddconley]

Just some notes for you, Dave:

Don't mention the girl's dirty feet, pot bellies, or c-section scars. Don't mention that Old Milwaukee Cans are on sale for 75 cents. The girls should not (legally) be able to accept food stamps... even if they have been stuffed by people who ligitimately are entitled to them. Never, at any time say "Come on in.. just mind the smell."

I would be willing to bet my next paycheck.. that Dave gets his hi-lites redone the day of the event. Homo.


Kidd

[Dave Allen]

For your info, Rick Astley, I don't have the highlights anymore. I got rid of them when I stopped touring with the Backstreet Boys.

[Kiddconley]

"Touring." Is that what you guys are calling it now-a-days? You wild -n- wacky sailor boys!

[Dave Allen]

Will you please call me like I asked you to several days ago? Your mom's rash is getting worse.

[Kiddconley]

It's the bleach from your hi-lites. Just pee on her, dude. Oh wait.. that's for a jellyfish. I will call you on my way home today.

[Hoosier Daddy]

... Rick Astley ...

Oh. My. God.

[Dave Allen]

Back in the day when Kidd and I were much younger and better broadcasters at the now long dead WLOG Kidd bore an uncanny resembelence to a guy who was a dominant force in the world of music at the time, the famed Rick Astley. I, or course, was often confused with Arvid from "Head of the Class".

[Hoosier Daddy]

the face of a 12 year old altar boy and the voice of a 63 year old Black man ...

[Kiddconley]

I'll admit that back in the day.. there were some similarities. Except I had the voice of an altarboy and the face of a 63 year old black man.

But I handle the extra 50 lbs in my old age better than he did.

[Cameron]

Say hello to my cousin. She should be dancin' unless it's "day-28-time-to-tend-bar".

[Hoosier Daddy]

She should be dancin' unless it's "day-28-time-to-tend-bar".

In MackDowell County, there is no Day 28. You get a string dance.

[Cameron]

She should be dancin' unless it's "day-28-time-to-tend-bar".

In MackDowell County, there is no Day 28. You get a string dance.

[Clay JD Walker]

bahhhhhhhahhahahahahha!!!!! some of us have to get it wherever we can.