Full moon out? The Weird News thread

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:39 am

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:28 pm

Parents Arrested, Lose Custody Over $5 Theft
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/29641253/detail.html

FBI: Police Chief Threatened To Kill Roommate, Councilman
http://www.wpxi.com/mostpopular/29617327/detail.html

Police: Dog Given LSD Hit By Car
http://www.ajc.com/news/gwinnett/police ... 13744.html

Three Men Wanted For Fake Roofing Scheme
http://www.kfoxtv.com/news/news/three-m ... eme/nFRMh/

JetBlue Employee Run Over By Jet Bridge
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/jetbl ... 42683.html

Police dismantle guillotine used in self-mutilation
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29639157/detail.html

Why Your Next Phone Might Be Bendable
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/29640606/detail.html

Costumed Characters Brawl Over Breakfast Sandwich
http://www.wtae.com/news/29631974/detail.html

Doughnut-Eating Turkey Becomes Town 'Mascot'
http://www.wmur.com/r/29618642/detail.html

Police: Men stole 89 funeral urns
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/10/31/ ... 320087792/

Shepherds lead 5,000 sheep through Madrid
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/10/31/ ... 320086825/

Teens trapped in shopping cart call cops
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/10/31/ ... 320085962/

Colorado has world's top ghost town
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/10/31/ ... 320084634/

Phones miss new Russian time change rules
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/10/31/ ... 320082356/

Tourist attraction gives free deodorant
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/10/31/ ... 320082129/

Apollo gets fig leaf at Russian theater
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/10/31/ ... 320081570/

No ID, no liquor sale to woman, 92
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/10/31/ ... 320081001/

Horse-riding trick makes Guinness book
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/10/31/ ... 320080642/

Group: Give religious tracts for Halloween
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/10/31/ ... 320079077/

Witches common on Philippine island
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/10/31/ ... 320077935/

Swedish rally driver not fast enough for son's birth
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/swedish-rally- ... 45361.html

Currie Cup champs shave captain's beard
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/currie-cup-cha ... 37306.html

Eighty-year-old man OK after falling in sinkhole
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/eigh ... 16737.html

Orangutans and Road Safety: Monkey See, Monkey Do?
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/10/31 ... ey-monkey/

'Human Slinky' Costume On Sale For $1M
http://www.newser.com/story/132232/huma ... or-1m.html

Texas Gun Safety Instructor Refuses To Teach Liberals And Muslims
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/3 ... 64184.html

Meet The Pregnant Man's Three Kids
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/3 ... 67326.html

Sweet Justice: Bill Would Make Selling Fraudulent Maple Syrup A Felony
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/3 ... 67114.html

Police say they may have to stop investigating some crimes to save money for gas
http://www.wtkr.com/news/sns-ap-nc--gas ... 9967.story

Psychic "too busy" to claim million dollar prize. Who knew?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/ ... -challenge

NYPD might be sending drunk and aggressive homeless people to the Occupy Wall Street park in order to discredit the movement. Protesters can't kick them out because... well, they're the 99%, too
http://gawker.com/5854870/is-nypd-sendi ... all-street

Teacher arrested for forgetting to tell his tween students that he was teaching them what happens when a hidden camera is under a desk and you're wearing a skirt
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... udent.html

Starting in January, Australia will ban all logos on cigarette packages
http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/1214061 ... -all-logos

Seven-billionth Earthman born in several places at once
http://english.pravda.ru/news/society/3 ... llionth-0/

Your elderly horse has been put down. Do you: C) Strip naked and pose for pictures in its carcass?
http://www.koinlocal6.com/mostpopular/s ... 02A2g.cspx

'Braised koala' gets traveler stewing
http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel- ... 1mr6u.html

Barmaid who threw tampon at McDonald's worker now getting prank emails, nasty phone calls, friends stringing her along
http://www.news.com.au/national/barmaid ... 6181312544

Police ignore blonde woman's bumper sticker that reads, "If this van's a rockin,' don't come a knockin.'"
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_wi ... -of-1.html

12-year-olds drinking 19 glasses of wine a week. Save some for the rest of us
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/21 ... r-kids-12/

No bread, pasta or sugar: Stone Age-style restaurant serves only food that was available to our caveman ancestors
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... stors.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:55 pm

Trump casino winner says 'no' to plastic surgery
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111031/D9QNCKPG0.html

Hanging-man Halloween display draws complaints
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111031/D9QNB3MO0.html

Lifeless man dangling from Seattle building turns out to be dummy
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/lifeles ... t-b/nFSKh/

Machete, meat cleaver cause school lockdown after ‘Juggalo’ confrontation
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/local/p ... pec/nFRWs/

Investigators release details of Internet sex sting
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/inv ... ing/nFSHh/

Police: 32 indictments issued in YMCA steroid probe
http://www.whiotv.com/news/news/local/p ... obe/nFSJC/

Black nurses suing company after not being allowed to take care of white patients
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/black-nu ... wed/nFRrd/

Woman beaten, sexually assaulted after car trouble on freeway
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime ... 44829.html

Girl, 9, arrested after fit of rage on school bus
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/crime/girl-9- ... bus/nFRzd/

Toyota: Meet Your Robo-Nurse
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/29647335/detail.html

Man Gives Away Hot Dogs As Halloween Treats
http://www.wlwt.com/r/29644431/detail.html

School Picks Lesbian Homecoming King
http://www.kcra.com/r/29642805/detail.html

'Movember' Gets Hairy, For A Cause
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29646882/detail.html

Cops: Boys Drop Shopping Cart On NYC Mom
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29651385/detail.html

Get Some Sleep: Tips For Falling Back
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29650777/detail.html

30-year-old dynamite found in trunk
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/01/ ... 320168276/

Police: Drunk suspect fell though ceiling
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/01/ ... 320168194/

Poll: PB&J is the 'All-American' sandwich
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/01/ ... 320166699/

Woman: Picture shows ghosts having sex
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/01/ ... 320165842/

Neighbors accuse man of feeding rats
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/01/ ... 320165765/

Super-Babushka 2011: Moscow seeks city's top granny
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/01/ ... 320164172/

Bra store workers made to reveal sizes
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/01/ ... 320162911/

Two convicted after DNA tests on poop
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/01/ ... 320136200/

TV series inspires British undie sales
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/01/ ... 320132600/

NYC florist was pen pals with Gadhafi
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/10/31/ ... 320103982/

Austrian police raise living dead off motorway
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/austrian-polic ... 39289.html

Pregnant woman passes driving test while in labor
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/pregnant-woman ... abour.html

Hong Kong court rules against playground noise
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/hong-kong-cour ... 45474.html

Filipinos warned to beware of fake priests
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/filipinos-warn ... 03501.html

US Republicans call vote on 'In God We Trust'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/us-republicans ... 42029.html

Japan's Fukushima Water 'Safe' Drink Stunt
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/japans-fukushi ... 06453.html

Woman gets cold cash rather than cold cuts
http://news.yahoo.com/woman-gets-cold-c ... 50155.html

Sailor falls off boat, saved by mobile call
http://news.yahoo.com/sailor-falls-off- ... 01488.html

India Offers Cars and Other Goodies in Exchange for Sterilization
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/01 ... ilization/

Large Chinese Cities Sinking into Ground
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/01 ... ng-ground/

Most Exciting Thing About The Saints-Colts Game: Possible UFO Sighting
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 33966.html

3-eyed Fish Found Near Argentinean Nuclear Power Plant -- Not Springfield
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/3 ... 67679.html

Camping Apologizes For Failed Rapture Predictions, Retires
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 69520.html

Crime Authors Competing For UK Morgue Honor
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 68819.html

Two-headed snake born in Central Florida
http://www.sunshineserpents.com/first1.htm

Cops: Angst over dead pet leads man to burn roommate's stuff
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... on/1199288

Man accused of beating girlfriend after she wakes him with sex toy
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/oct ... irlfriend/

Report: ‘Zombie’ attacks guard in nudist resort scuffle, deputies say
http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/article/ ... puties-say

Four young women are waiting in a parking garage. One notices another's miniskirt is so short, her buttocks are showing. She reaches over and pulls the skirt down. And then things get oral
http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.s ... _show.html

Man experiencing chest pains decides to try to remove his own pacemaker, with predictable success rate
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/loca ... 0370.story

For the right price, you can get into the Queen of England's bloomers
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-t ... l-15525849

Victim in DUI crash with Seattle Police Officer amazed he's still alive, glad officer was too drunk to find his gun
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29620359/detail.html

TN agrees to stop arresting "Occupy" protestors at the state capital after realzing the curfew ordinance they were arresting them under violated a minor legal technicality called The First Amendment
http://news.yahoo.com/tenn-agrees-stop- ... 18462.html

Makers of infamous BigDog robot unveil human version - PETMAN (w/ video)
http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-11-mak ... nveil.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:40 pm

Cat With 26 Toes Could Save Rescue Shelter
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29661092/detail.html

Man accused of stabbing lawyers with pen and pencils will have to represent himself
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/man-acc ... ll-/nFS59/

Police: man set fire after hearing voices
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/police- ... ces/nFSqC/

Family: Loved one's remains disturbed in luggage
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/family-w ... oun/nFSZc/

IHOP shooter feared demons were after him
http://www.foxreno.com/news/news/local/ ... him/nFS3b/

Tiny 'Saber-Toothed Squirrel' Found
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/29665198/detail.html

Trick-or-treater, 10, pulls gun
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/02/ ... 320255328/

Prison for former 'duckmaster'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/02/ ... 320258367/

Police: iPad thief left behind debit card
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/02/ ... 320258304/

Electrician finds grenade in NYC house
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/02/ ... 320258202/

Man cited for police butt slap
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/02/ ... 320255482/

Armed robbers took meatball sub
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/02/ ... 320254559/

Muggers return phone, bus pass
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/02/ ... 320254177/

Pastor apologizes for tract
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/02/ ... 320220800/

20 boxes of pigs' feet stolen from train
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/02/ ... 320217200/

Jawbone Find Leads To Human History Rethink
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/jawbone-leads- ... 44494.html

Golden iPad With T-Rex Bone: Yours For £5m
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/golden-ipad-t- ... 11961.html

Sculpture of Ai WeiWei corpse spooks German town
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/sculpture-ai-w ... 45497.html

Report: Man faces voyeurism charges after taping roommates having sex
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/nov ... s-accused/

Deputies: Man threatens sleepwalker, shoots sofa
http://www.gainesville.com/article/2011 ... hoots-sofa

Super-rich couple busted after threesome in club restroom
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 2853.story

Owner of car dealership labelled "Taliban Toyota" wins millions
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/owner-car-deal ... 58145.html

Parishioners asked to attend church unarmed
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/parishioners-a ... 03914.html

South African hyenas recaptured after chewing to freedom
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/south-african- ... 20807.html

Controversial bra display for cancer awareness set ablaze
http://www.courier-journal.com/article/ ... |text|Home

Thailand Chimp Feeds Tiger Cubs at Zoo
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/02 ... -cubs-zoo/

Terrifying Talking Robot Can Mimic Human Speech
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/02 ... an-speech/

Gun In A Prosthetic Leg: Operation!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 71261.html

Doctors Shocked As Ultrasound Reveals Face In Testicular Tumour
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2011/11/02 ... 71037.html

Portland Store Refuses To Let Woman Pay With Quarters
http://www.newser.com/story/132418/groc ... woman.html

"Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, Eat Your Heart , Chop Off Your Hands, Hide the Body, Very Bad Day." by Charles Kembo
http://www.aol.com/2011/11/01/serial-ki ... 71326.html

You know you've got a true friend if he's willing to commit robbery to pay for your bail
http://www.azfamily.com/news/PD-Man-com ... 83818.html

Beep beep: Newport Beach jogger reports being chased by coyote
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... .html?acme

Thought you could go at least one week without a birthday shooting. You thought wrong
http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/r ... y-shooting

He must be playing the Nutcracker: Squirrel captured at children's piano... with the help of some peanut butter
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... utter.html

"OnStar, how may I help you?" "I've just been in an accident and police are chasing me." "Sir, I've been giving the police directions so they can find you. You should pull over"
http://www.timesunion.com/local/article ... 247712.php

Not News: Peeping tom caught in the act. News: All occupants of victims' house give chase. Weird News: Victims are town council members holding an illegal meeting
http://www.wcnc.com/news/politics/Peepi ... 69143.html

Here's something else to add to your list of things to worry about: exploding reefers
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45128660/ns ... eattle_wa/

Guy pleads no contest to drugging, raping, and shaving his drinking buddy's entire body completely hairless
http://www.wfaa.com/news/national/133082628.html

Holy flat tire: Police Help Batman on Halloween
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat ... een-110211

Burglar named Pilsbury tries to extort dough
http://www.kjonline.com/news/police-bur ... 11-01.html

Old school: Having sex in coed dorms. New school: Having sex on a picnic table at the federal courthouse
http://www.news4jax.com/news/Police-UF- ... 93rkpfz/-/

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. But they draw the line at bumpy roads
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -23531091/

Little Mary refuses to eat her milk and cookies or take naps at nap time. Do you: c) suspend the five-year-old punk from kindergarten?
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/rise ... PbeueI7SsJ

Bad: Using your work PC to view porn. Even Worse: Not realizing it's plugged into the LED billboard display at the busiest intersection in town
http://shanghaiist.com/2011/10/21/zheji ... porn_v.php

Doctors warn that sharing earbud headphones may lead to hearing loss, transmission of bacteria, getting hit by bus
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/artic ... 3D10763418

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:13 am

World's first 'halal whisky' made without alcohol goes on sale in time for party season
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... eason.html

Falling light pole nearly hits Alaska patrol car
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111103/D9QOTL0O3.html

Customer reportedly urinates in drive-through bank tube
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/cus ... -tu/nFT2F/

Surveillance video shows alleged thief's getaway vehicle -- a motorized wheelchair
http://www.wtov9.com/news/news/surveill ... ele/nFTzZ/

GOP leader in Texas House uses ethnic slur
http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/ ... _uses.html

Sandwich arrest stirs debate over eating in stores
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111104/D9QPPR7G0.html

NYC lawsuit over photos seeks to recreate wedding
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111103/D9QP9LI83.html

Man Finds Snake In ATM
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29673144/detail.html

83-Year-Old City Council Candidate Charged With Prostitution
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29676894/detail.html

Deer crashes into Idaho elementary school
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/04/ ... 320395400/

Students punished for 'mutual hug'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/04/ ... 320391800/

Lawn-chair balloonist to fly in Iraq
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/03/ ... 320361650/

Town hosts 'Please Don't Get Angry Day'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/03/ ... 320351784/

New York considers sticker alternatives
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/03/ ... 320347843/

Street dancer mistaken for mime
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/03/ ... 320345395/

Complaint won't stop flamingo fundraiser
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/03/ ... 320345284/

Georgia city weighs decoration rules
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/03/ ... 320343950/

Police: Drunk man stowed away in van
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/03/ ... 320340793/

Apologetic robber gets probation
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/03/ ... 320340041/

Fake tans, colored boots banned by rugby team
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/fake-tans-colo ... 52188.html

Hackers mistake French rugby club for German stock exchange
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/hackers-mistak ... 23202.html

Video: Brazilian police ram smugglers’ plane on runway
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/video--brazili ... unway.html

Germany admits 55-billion euro accounting blunder but no scapegoats
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/germany-admits ... 34262.html

Strapped Harrisburg hopes to cash in its Wild West collection
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/strapped-harri ... 37131.html

'Bald' is not libellous, South Korean court rules
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/bald-not-libel ... 31298.html

German museum piece falls victim to cleaning lady
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/german-museum- ... 55145.html

Student gets Shapie'd by principal over hair cut
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/newsroom/di ... 12450.html

Man Strangled Wife After She Smashed 'Star Wars' Toys
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 74686.html

Surfer Riding A Sea Turtle Stirs Controversy
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 74506.html

Say Goodbye To The Truck-Stop Tiger
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 73640.html

Kurt Cobain Accepts 'O Music Award' Via Psychic
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 74201.html

Half Of City's Fire Department Quits -- Including The Chief
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 75406.html

The World’s Largest Family: 181 Live in 100-Room House
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/03 ... oom-house/

'Pirate' accused of headbutting lands behind baarrrrrrs
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_wi ... -flap.html

Pregnant moman attacked man with bowl of spaghetti, cops say
http://newportrichey.wtsp.com/news/crim ... -spaghetti

Fire Rescue lieutenant resigns after arrest on lewd exhibition charge
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2011/nov/01/ ... -after-on/

Woman left girl, 2, in car while shopping, deputies say
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 7104.story

French satirical newspaper firebombed after prophet Mohammed announcement
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... ement.html

Canadian politician tells joke about calling a suicide hotline whose call center was in Pakistan, saying they asked him if he could drive a truck. Apparently, some people have a problem with this
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundl ... -1103.html

Man Avoided Jail By Faking Illegal Immigrant Status
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/11/03/ma ... latestnews

Mother forgets son at Chuck-E-Cheese. Mayor finds kid walking eight miles from his home and returns him
http://www.toledoblade.com/Police-Fire/ ... amily.html

Okay, sympathetic to OWS or not, can we agree that quitting a job and borrowing $35k to get an MFA in puppetry at UConn was a bad career move?
http://www.thenation.com/article/164348 ... ?page=full

Her husband secretly fed her steroids to 'fatten her up' and make her stay at home. When she found out about it, in her HULK fueled rage, she beat him into a pulp
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-worl ... -23533448/

Cops turn to Facebook to bust a machete-wielding madman who attacked two in a chicken shack
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... e-1.971663

It's never a good idea to use your Facebook status update to threaten to blow up the police department, but it's an especially bad idea if you also collect child pornography
http://mobile.al.com/advbirm/pm_29179/c ... 3DrO5mVnTW

Man denies having stolen cellphone before it rings in his pocket
http://www.nj.com/hobokennow/index.ssf/ ... _stol.html

Listeria outbreak in cantaloupes has become the greatest American melon tragedy since Gallagher
http://wlsam.com/Article.asp%3Fid%3D2325983%26spid%3D

Cliff near Wisconsin power plant collapses, depositing frothy slurry of coal ash--a hearty blend of selenium, lead, mercury and arsenic--into the cool blue waters of Lake Michigan. Drink up, folks
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mary-anne ... 69394.html

You should freeze your jeans because of global warming. Wait, what?
http://www.610wiod.com/cc-common/news/s ... le=9345592

Hey, wait a minute, this is clearly an iPab
http://www.9news.com/news/article/22776 ... -consumers

Fourth rattlesnake found in university building. Administration officials hope to scale back snake enrollment
http://www.fox13now.com/news/kstu-weber ... 1406.story

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Ketchup Fountain (or is that catsup fountain?)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/the-ketchup-fountain

Vietnam vet shows would-be robber of liquor store what happens when you bring a knife to a gun fight. The vet's pet parrot was on his shoulder the entire time
http://perryhall.patch.com/articles/liq ... iring-back

Pharmacies report shortage of Adderall. You submitted this with a better-HEY LOOK A BUNNY
http://www.wtkr.com/news/wtkr-pharmacie ... 7285.story

Weird excuses pulled in cellphone driving blitz
http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/ne ... ving-blitz

School cancels Remembrance Day events because the Veterans attending have been bringing along non-functioning replicas of the guns they used to fight for the freedom to cancel Remembrance Day activities
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2011 ... 18501.html

Remember when the TSA rolled out those nude x-ray machines and glossed over cancer concerns? Yeah, about that
http://www.mnn.com/health/healthy-space ... ay-scanner

Laid-off park ranger goes for run in park, finds missing two-year-old
http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/event/ ... id/213694/

Pop quiz: If a photo on Facebook shows 12 hunters posing with 64 blue-winged teal ducks, but the limit is four teal ducks per hunter, how many days in jail are they looking at?
http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/201 ... fines.html

Colgate's electric toothbrush is the bomb... really
http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/Canada/201111 ... ll-111104/

Man leads Canadian cops in five-hour pursuit where "neither the truck driver nor police broke highway speed limits"
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/s ... arges.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 6:52 pm

Plumber finds $20,000 in an air duct, turns it in
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/plu ... -it/nFWHG/

Accused killer representing self takes stand in tuxedo
http://www.wftv.com/gallery/news/local/ ... es-s/gGHc/

Man finds swarm of bees inside car
http://www.wftv.com/videos/news/man-fin ... car/vD4zY/

School bans camouflage for the day after student altercation
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/school-ba ... day/nFWPS/

Earthquake proves to be largest in state history
http://www.krmg.com/news/news/local/ear ... okc/nFWrt/

Man accused of sending explicit texts to random people
http://www.wpxi.com/news/29694346/detail.html

Man falls asleep cooking, starts fire
http://www.whiotv.com/news/news/troy-ma ... ire/nFW8g/

Man pays off mother's 1954 parking ticket in Neb.
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8418954

Dad Turns Son In On Theft Charges
http://www.koat.com/news/29690579/detail.html

Police: Serial Bank Tube Urinating Suspect Caught
http://www.wesh.com/news/29686985/detail.html

NASA Developing Real-Life 'Tractor Beam'
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29676409/detail.html

White House Press Secretary Misquotes Bible
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29677035/detail.html

Tot Survives On Leftovers After Mom's Death
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29686535/detail.html

Facebook Unfriending Sparks Arson
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29683454/detail.html

African vulture escapes zoo in Florida
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/06/ ... 320607517/

Couple allegedly stole police car for sex
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/05/ ... 320528341/

Martial arts competitors foil LA robbery
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/05/ ... 320516268/

Ankle monitor ties offender to crimes
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/05/ ... 320481800/

Poker game simulates human behavior
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/05/ ... 320480000/

Grad student studies Dumpster-diving
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/05/ ... 320478200/

WWE vet runs wrestling school in back yard
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/05/ ... 320476400/

Occupy San Jose protesters told not to use chalk
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/04/ ... 320433122/

Man arrested for digging up women
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/04/ ... 320433055/

61-year-old student ran for homecoming king
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/04/ ... 320426573/

Time to clean the doughnuts: Big spill on I-81 in N.Y.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/04/ ... 320420019/

109-year-old graffiti uncovered at palace
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/04/ ... 320418522/

Closed ESPN Zone auctioning inventory
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/04/ ... 320418146/

Accused Nigeria comic to get last laugh on drug cops
http://news.yahoo.com/accused-nigeria-c ... 48664.html

Mars crew "lands" after 520 days in isolation
http://news.yahoo.com/mars-crew-lands-5 ... 21694.html

Snickering encouraged at NY caricature exhibit
http://news.yahoo.com/snickering-encour ... 26915.html

Bride-To-Be Serenaded By Train Passengers
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/romantic-weddi ... 30443.html

Vatican wants 'boring' sermons spiced up
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/vatican-wants- ... 00301.html

Man in China Builds Ark in Preparation for 2012 Doomsday
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/06 ... -doomsday/

Chinese Farmer Digs Up Tortoise-shaped Potato
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/06 ... ed-potato/

Coming to a Laundromat Near You: Video Game-controlled Washing Machines!
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/05 ... -machines/

Robin 'Rich & Famous' Leach Admits He's A UFO Hunter
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lee-speig ... 76579.html

Doctor Claims He Can Turn Brown Eyes Blue
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 76842.html

Cocktail Made From Dead Man's Toe Brings Father And Son Together
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 74726.html

Mom to cops: Arrest my mailbox
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime ... 48875.html

Judge dismisses ACLU's 'Kick A Jew Day' lawsuit
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/nov ... a-jew-day/

Cops: Woman exits Target with stolen goods, leaves child behind
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/sp ... ida_1.html

Calif. woman, 70, indicted in cough syrup ring
http://www.chron.com/news/article/Calif ... 253835.php

Schoolgirl, 7, forced to work as nightclub dancer to support her disabled parents
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... rents.html

Dinosaur may have acted like showy Vegas diva to attract mates
http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animal ... ract-mates

Remember that restaurant that banned kids? Out of business. Just kidding. Business is up twenty percent
http://www.wtae.com/news/29686532/detail.html

These shoes aren't made for walking: The incredible eight-inch heels which will give you very sore toes
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... -toes.html

High school student suspended 3 days for wearing eye shadow, told there will be no make-up
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... class.html

Florida man turns himself in after mistaken release from jail
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/fl ... 6186775689

Where's Waldo? Grabbing a bartender by the genitals and kicking him in the groin, that's where
http://www.9news.com/news/local/article ... -in-groin-

The key to stealing items to sell for scrap metal is to remain inconspicuous. Stealing a parade float does not fit this criteria
http://www.mysuncoast.com/content/topst ... snqlA.cspx

Not news: Salem High School marching band flawlessly executes halftime show with artistry and precision. Weird news: with an escaped, mostly-nekkid Noid of some kind running amuck among them carrying a stolen flag

After recent privacy breaches, UCLA Medical Center tightened security. Except for a doctor taking home all the patient data. But don't worry, it was on an encrypted hard drive. With the password written on a piece of paper right next to it
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... tolen.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:55 pm

White House: U.S. not hiding ET
http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2011/11 ... ife-forms/

Daycare Intruder Wears Just Bikini
http://www.wftv.com/videos/ap/strange/d ... ini/vD5XQ/

Good deed quickly repaid on Wisconsin highway
http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/health/good ... way/nFXqJ/

Connecticut Man Claims He Lost Winning $254 Million Lottery Ticket
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 78619.html

Whale Almost Swallows Surfer
http://www.ksbw.com/r/29686961/detail.html

Police: Man confesses to setting woman on fire
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/cop ... er-/nFXYR/

3-pet limit proposed for SC county
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/3-p ... nty/nFXh6/

Brazilian who dumped his fiancee must pay $6,000
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111107/D9QRU9M80.html

Police: Pa. man picked fight with grandma's dog
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111107/D9QRUBJ01.html

Pink flamingo spotted on a lake north of NYC
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111107/D9QRUC4O0.html

Boy missing after mother went to get gas, but no gas can found
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/bellevu ... old/nFXM6/

Microsoft builds 6-story phone to promote release of Mango
http://www.kirotv.com/news/technology/m ... man/nFXtz/

NOTICE: First test of nationwide Emergency Alert System Nov. 9
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/notice- ... ste/nFS49/

Man Found Dead In Home Filled With Bees
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/29702016/detail.html

Oil Boom Leads To Surging ER Visits, STDs
http://www.kmbc.com/health/29699880/detail.html

Reddit aims for Secret Santa Guiness record
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/07/ ... 320694788/

Politician to pay Santa's fee
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/07/ ... 320693472/

Cat believed to have walked 1,865 miles
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/07/ ... 320690775/

Intruder hit with 'wooden ornamental dog'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/07/ ... 320690580/

Inmate files suit over prison food
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/07/ ... 320690460/

Company sues cyclist for sidewalk damage
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/07/ ... 320690028/

Forgetful perp botches robbery
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/06/ ... 320626519/

Man swaps jail costume for real one
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/06/ ... 320624026/

Stolen antique Colt .45 returned
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/06/ ... 320623496/

Fears Over Chickenpox Lollipops For Children
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/fears-over-chi ... 27335.html

'Occupy' protesters mint their own coloring book
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/occupy-protest ... 56029.html

Devil found in detail of Giotto fresco in Italy's Assisi
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/devil-found-de ... 00974.html

Japan’s Zauo Restaurants: Catch Your Own Meal
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/07 ... atch-meal/

Fake Duck Eggs Running Amok in Chinese Woman’s Kitchen
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/07 ... s-kitchen/

85-Year-Old Great Grandmother Reels In 850-Pound Marlin
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 80117.html

Deadbeats Face Eviction From Cemetery
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 79757.html

Naked Man At Dulles Airport Not A Security Threat
http://www.wtop.com/?sid=2622789&nid=159

Deputies: 10-year-old girl arrested for kicking teacher's assistant
http://www.wesh.com/news/29685228/detail.html

Suit: Vegetables stuck in workers undies before being served at upscale steakhouse
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/palm-b ... 2481.story

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Deputies: 10-year-old girl arrested for kicking teacher's assistant

By Barbara Hijek November 7, 2011 08:55 AM

A Deltona elementary school student, age 10, was arrested after she allegedly kicked a teacher's assistant in the face, reports WESH News-2 in Orlando.

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The student went into a rage over being put in timeout for being disruptive.

The saddest part: The child's guardians refused to come to the school, telling authorities they are unable to control her.

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Suit: Vegetables stuck in workers undies before being served at upscale steakhouse

By Barbara Hijek November 7, 2011 08:44 AM

Naughty veggies, anyone?

This gives new meaning to veggie wedgies.

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Kitchen workers at the Morton's of Chicago steakhouse in Boca Raton are accused of sticking raw vegetables in their undies before serving them to their customers, the website Jose Lambiet's GossipExtra.com reported, according to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.

A sous-chef claimed in his harassment suit he saw a colleague at the restaurant "place stalks of asparagus inside his underwear, next to his anal/genital area in order to simulate his penis," then "serve that asparagus to Morton's unsuspecting paying customers."

Busted: Bosom buddies accused of an ‘unnatural and lascivious act’
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_wi ... ed-of.html

If you're going to give a fake name to police to avoid outstanding warrants, make sure you actually have outstanding warrants to avoid
http://www.nj.com/hobokennow/index.ssf/ ... _hobo.html

15 of the weirdest excuses used when calling in sick
http://www.theworkbuzz.com/pop-culture/ ... g-in-sick/

Group putting up an anti-bacon billboard in Des Moines, which hosts the world's largest bacon festival
http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/dmr/ ... es-moines/

High fructose corn syrup in my honey? It's more likely than you think
http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2011/11/t ... snt-honey/

Thirty-minute firework display crammed into less than a minute after technical hitch
http://news.stv.tv/scotland/west-centra ... n-misfire/

Florida man whose girlfriend announced her intention to break up with him does the logical thing: tries to commit suicide with Flintstone's vitamins
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ove ... ins-654912

Good parenting: Inviting your child's friend over for a play date. Stupid parenting: Inviting your child's friend over for your play date
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?secti ... id=8419012

Wells Fargo actively courting the 1%, making a special bank for people with $50 million or more to their name
http://consumerist.com/2011/11/wells-fa ... nters.html

Hayden Panettiere upstaged by male streaker at the MTV Europe Music Awards
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... eaker.html

Man strips naked, walks on to tollway, fatally struck
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/loca ... 0363.story

When someone videotapes a public employee doing something stupid, the correct answer is not "It's against the by-law to videotape me". Especially when it's not
http://www.owensoundsuntimes.com/Articl ... ?e=3360106

Gun-toting fan shoots self in leg, misses shot at seeing Patriots game
http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/v ... _pats_game

Mother arrested after hiding crystal meth in daughter's diaper bag, tells police it's a bum wrap
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... 200369.ece

Don't cheat, kids. Or at least not until you're older. And become a teacher. And have to cheat in order to keep your job so you can continue to be paid to tell kids to not cheat
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me ... 5273.story

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:53 pm

John Lennon's Tooth Sold at Auction for $31,000
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/joh ... tion-2162/

Deer Gets Crash Course in Dining
http://www.wftv.com/videos/ap/strange/d ... ing/vD6py/

Student accused of drugging band in competition
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/st ... ion/nFYGs/

Woman's parking causes shoplifting mix-up
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/wo ... par/nFYHs/

Voters forced to vote at multiple precincts
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/vo ... cts/nFYWf/

Phone book deliveryman helps solve metal theft
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/phone-b ... l-t/nFYYr/

Cougar spotted near Tumwater day care
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/cougar- ... are/nFYWQ/

Man found with 11 bags of pot "in his buttocks," report states
http://www.wect.com/story/15979148/man- ... ort-states

This story demonstrates why you don't take the 12 year old step-grandkid out drinking with you: he can't drive you home and he sure doesn't have your back
http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/Step ... 29763.html

Compact Disc death foretold for 2012
http://www.reghardware.com/2011/11/07/r ... d_of_2012/

At wife's behest, NY man drops 198 lbs. since Jan.
http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/health/cent ... ths/nFYLK/

6-foot alligator snapped up outside Mich. church
http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/top-news/6- ... rch/nFYNZ/

Mini pony named John Wayne swiped from Pa. farm
http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/top-news/po ... ase/nFYFy/

Keep Your Job For Five Years, Get $50,000
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/29712317/detail.html

Teen Tries To Find Size 19 Shoes
http://www.kcci.com/video/29713811/detail.html

Siblings To Reunite After 80 Years Apart
http://www.wmtw.com/video/29700536/detail.html

Police: Wife threatened to blow up planes
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/08/ ... 320791057/

Wis. gov says state has 'Christmas tree'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/08/ ... 320789472/

N.H. seeks ownership of 1775 copper plate
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/08/ ... 320788164/

Cyclist cited for interstate ride
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/08/ ... 320787696/

School's Darth Vader purchase questioned
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/08/ ... 320787313/

Burglar caught twice in same night
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/08/ ... 320786271/

Teen declared dead, wakes up
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/08/ ... 320782601/

Male penguins mate at Toronto Zoo
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/08/ ... 320744600/

Woman, 106, 'loves her pizza'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/08/ ... 320742800/

Driver caught after posting joyride video on YouTube
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/driver-caught- ... 02760.html

US mom pregnant with 20th child
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/us-mom-pregnan ... 41704.html

Agents intercept military flare in mail
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/agents-interce ... 15283.html

Jail Raid Nets Prostitutes, Pot, And A Peacock
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/mexico-jail-ra ... 50661.html

Enter the dragon -- on very small legs
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/enter-dragon-v ... 47072.html

Taiwanese Bride Marries Self: With this Ring, I Me Wed
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/08 ... -ring-wed/

Chinese Driver Escapes Miraculous Brush with Death
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/08 ... ush-death/

Rub-A-Dub-Dub: Kid Trapped In A Tub
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 81658.html

Former Jock Claims He 'Woke Up Gay' After A Stroke
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 82398.html

Pregnant And Craving Roadkill
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 82365.html

Report: Baby cut with knife in fight over two slices of bread
http://floridakeyssheriff.blogspot.com/ ... bread.html

DUI bust: Dad was driving with his 3 children, fell asleep in patrol car
http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2011 ... -his-young

Threesome goes south: Man accused of attacking wife and other woman
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/nov ... er=popular

One More Reason To Not Have Sex with Sheep
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/weird/St ... 41568.html

U.S. government investigators say counterfeit parts flooding the Pentagon supply chain are a "ticking time bomb." Guess which country they're coming from, go on guess
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/ ... FEIT_PARTS

Five Arrested for Trying to Steal Lion Carcass in Ohio
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/11/08/fi ... s-in-ohio/

Surprisingly, some people have a problem with an escort agency offering up the virginity of a teenage girl for $15,400
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat ... xdc-110811

You'll need to submit an Environmental Impact Study before you can repair that streetlight. We're the Federal Government and we're here to help
http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/ ... epair.html

Who counterfeits a $5.00 bill?
http://www.ocolly.com/second-counterfei ... -1.2686898

Four men get jail time for digging up ginseng in national park, as authorities look to root out poaching of endangered plant
http://www.nationalparkstraveler.com/20 ... l-park8994

Marijuana possession charges against 21-year old dropped. By sheer coincidence, he's the governor's son
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/mari ... f6878.html

Underwear thief to be locked up for a brief period of time
http://www.omaha.com/article/20111108/NEWS97/711089917

Was the 'Canadian Loch Ness Monster' Caught on Video?
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/ogo ... ideo-2158/

'Incurable' Patients Try Witch Doctor Remedies In New Documentary
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/wit ... bbon-2159/

Agreeing to be circumcised with bamboo sticks to secure an interview with jungle rebels puts reporter a cut above all others
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... scoop.html

UFO researchers downgrade Colombian UFO from "contact with extraterrestrial civilizations" to "really cool kite"
http://colombiareports.com/colombia-new ... video.html

Ryanair to screen in-flight porn. Additional charge for tissues
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... raphy.html

Tootsie Rolls, a Blow Pop, Nerds, a fetus, Goobers, wait what?
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/parents- ... s-h/nFXyN/

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:00 am

From WSAZ-TV: Freak Cemetery Accident Has 2-Year-Old Girl Fighting For Her Life
http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/Frea ... 92323.html

More votes cast for deceased mayor in Michigan
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111109/D9QTACJ00.html

Wis. twins to celebrate 11th birthday on 11-11-11
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111109/D9QTARIO1.html

Lion tranquilized outside den at Seattle zoo
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111109/D9QT974G0.html

Fleeing suspect found in Michigan leaf pile
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111109/D9QT89301.html

Raw Video: Fla. Students 'Walk on Water' Contest
http://www.wftv.com/videos/ap/strange/r ... ter/vD64Y/

Civilian hears about manhunt on iPhone app; tackles and restrains suspect
http://www.wtov9.com/news/news/ohio-cou ... man/nFZFN/

Malfunction changes Sunday alcohol sales vote in Ga. town
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local-go ... ote/nFZB9/

Edgy NYC museum to show film of ants on crucifix
http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/entertainme ... ion/nFZBs/

Sex Encounter Leaves Man With Hundreds Of Wounds
http://www.wisn.com/news/29718438/detail.html

Next Mission To Mars Comes With Risk
http://www.wesh.com/news/29716473/detail.html

Mom Accused In Starvation Death Of Secret Baby
http://www.kcra.com/news/29729385/detail.html

Blind Man Uses His Ears To See
http://www.kmbc.com/health/29721526/detail.html

Police: Job interviewee stole Xbox
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/10/ ... 320915600/

British consuls 'not a concierge service'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/10/ ... 320905081/

Man, 108, marks birthday with dancing
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/09/ ... 320869295/

Robbers foiled when clerk steps out
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/09/ ... 320869259/

300 dance to 'The Lion King' for children
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/09/ ... 320867359/

Fla. trooper's patrol car covered in feces
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/09/ ... 320866988/

Mom tells deputies of son's pot plants
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/09/ ... 320865796/

Moscow considers giant Ferris wheel
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/09/ ... 320865113/

Police: Teen swiped officer's iPhone
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/09/ ... 320864875/

Tires stolen off sheriff's new cruiser
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/09/ ... 320864400/

Lion reports cause train delays
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/09/ ... 320831000/

Rescuers seek home for 'turken'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/09/ ... 320829200/

Police: Purse snatcher foiled by pants
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/09/ ... 320827400/

France hails police dog with 1,700 arrests under its collar
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/france-hails-p ... 53322.html

Itching powder gets Mumbai Eid traders' goat
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itching-powder ... 54298.html

Top Paris store drops carols for rock n roll X-mas
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/top-paris-stor ... 06647.html

Parents pray, jets grounded for Korea college exam
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/parents-pray-j ... 35259.html

Number one priority for some Korean expecting mums is "111111"
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/number-one-pri ... 13370.html

Drag race: Transvestite birds win competition for sex
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/drag-race-tran ... 53995.html

Shunsuke: A Pomeranian with an Internet Following
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/09 ... -internet/

Dummy Caught Faking Ivy League Credentials -- Again
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 84921.html

Heads Up -- Yet Another Disembodied Foot Surfaces In Canada
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 85165.html

Why 11/11/11 Might NOT Be A Lucky Day To Get Married
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 80468.html

DNA To Tag Those Who Spit On Bus Drivers
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 84767.html

Cheers! First Beer For Dogs Earns World Record
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 71762.html

Cops: 'Call Of Duty' Fan Threatened To Blow Up Best Buy
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 83751.html

Convicted Murderer Granted Retrial After He Argued 30-Year Sentence Too Short
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 84620.html

World's Largest Bra Has A Size 1222B Cup
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 70487.html

Armed With Pesticide, Bug Spray Bandit Robs Bank
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 82447.html

Election Day Scuffle Nearly Ends With Voter's Nose Being Bitten Off
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 83172.html

Maui bull freed after giant tire stuck on his head
http://xfinity.comcast.net/news/article ... l.In.Tire/

Gunmen steal money from display at Calif. casino
http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/new ... ino.Heist/

Report: Firefighter falls for family fun sex sting
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/nov ... citing-14/

Do Einstein's Laws Prove Ghosts Exist?
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/ein ... roof-2172/

Video - '5 Things I Learned from Living with Cannibals'
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/liv ... bbon-2160/

Alabama County Votes to Declare Biggest Municipal Bankruptcy
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2011-1 ... uptcy.html

Free Smoke alarm from fire officers starts a fire
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... -fire.html

Recycling plastic bottles into bulletproof houses? Pretty impressive, Nigeria
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-14722179

Even in Texas, you're not allowed to attack random people who happen to drive past your house if it has been broken into
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45232601/ns ... rul-FZWGIw

I ask you, good citizens of the United States: What kind of country would dump the remains of their brave war dead in a landfill? Apparently ours
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/ ... print.html

You served your country. Then your country ignored you, so you turned to crime. Good news: Florida has designed special prisons painted with American flags just for you
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 4325.story

Talk (sorta) dirty to me: How to swear without using actual bad words
http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/ ... 8728.story

Not news: Occupy Denver elects a leader to communicate with police and city officials. News: She's a dog. An actual four-legged canine dog
http://wp.koaa.com/elaine/%3Fp%3D2959

Nationwide test of Emergency Broadcast System has a few glitches, such as playing a Lady Gaga tune
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2011/1109/ ... -Lady-Gaga

Two teachers fired from Catholic school for reporting suspected sexual abuse of seventh grade girl
http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-teache ... 3D14914129

Protip: If you jump into a river in hopes of avoiding being caught by the cops, it helps if you know how to swim
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/browar ... 1014.story

Your child is being bullied by another student do you? A) Talk to the parents. B) Talk to the principal. C) Help jump the other kid at the bus stop?
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas ... 259218.php

If you get kicked off the college basketball team, do you: A) appeal, B) try another school, or C) get naked, carjack a cop and run over his dog?
http://www.fresnobee.com/2011/11/08/260 ... ld-in.html

Princeton and Princeton come together to form... MEGA-PRINCETON. Naw, but seriously, just Princeton
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/1 ... p_vot.html

iSpud! Conman tricks iPad buyer with bag of potatoes
http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/n ... _1_3952629

Actual headline: "Unmarried couples find divorce difficult"
http://www.wdsu.com/news/29720875/detail.html

UK Ministry of Defence grounds all planes with ejector seats after one pilot acciIIIAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-15655865

Supersized model gets supersized mad at a company for using her image to promote infidelity. With SFW photo goodness of what a supersized model may look like
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... cheat.html

City of Chicago plans on selling ad space on trash cans, pay boxes, and pretty much anything that will earn them a few bucks
http://www.suntimes.com/8691515-417/cit ... -more.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 5:58 am

Twice today: 11:11:11 (AM & PM) on 11/11/11

'Spinal Tap Fans' Celebrating Nov. 11 (11/11/11) As 'Nigel Tufnel Day'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 82911.html

Egypt closes pyramid to avoid 11/11/11 rituals
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/egypt-closes-p ... 36435.html

11 Couples To Tie The Knot At Disney World On 11/11/11
http://www.wesh.com/themeparks/29738414/detail.html

NC town with no candidates counts write-in votes
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111110/D9QTSACO2.html

NY gov's 'I am the government' quote now ringtone
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111110/D9QU0BIG0.html

7-foot-6 Ex-NBA center riding high after stolen custom-made bike found
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/top-news/road ... len/nFZ8d/

World War II tail-gunner's lost letters found -- on eBay
http://www.ajc.com/news/world-war-ii-tail-1222235.html

Boca Raton pony's hoops skills gain him Internet fame
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/boca- ... 61584.html

Manhunt for cross-dressing bank robber turns up empty for second time
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/manhunt- ... sec/nFbD2/

Sens. withdraw Paterno name for presidential medal
http://www.wjactv.com/news/news/sens-wi ... dal/nFZ7n/

Menagerie of 150 animals seized at Olalla property
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/menager ... rty/nFbB2/

Rattlesnake Venom Used In Cancer Treatment
http://www.koat.com/news/29735058/detail.html

Police: DUI Suspect Accidentally Sets Car On Fire
http://www.wlky.com/news/29736347/detail.html

$1 Million Lottery Winner Credits Cashier's Mistake
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29741183/detail.html

Stephen Fry challenges world in spelling
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/11/ ... 321003800/

Ernie Banks' Wrigley Field statue restored
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/11/ ... 321002000/

Museum rejects Saddam's toilet
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/11/ ... 321000200/

Baby born one room away from voters
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/11/ ... 320998400/

London protesters give officer tent space
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/11/ ... 320994414/

Millionaire allegedly walked nude in hotel
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/10/ ... 320955115/

$1,000 reward for return of cannon
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/10/ ... 320952426/

Hunter takes out two deer with one shot
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/10/ ... 320950962/

Pigeons ride Swedish subway
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/10/ ... 320949501/

Robber tried to get 'Call of Duty'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/10/ ... 320917400/

Toilet maker flush with pride after biogas bike run
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/toilet-maker-f ... 20883.html

Dull medals take shine off Mexico's PanAm games
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/dull-medals-sh ... 40988.html

Stolen wedding album returned 17 years later
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/stolen-wedding ... 22853.html

If Jane Austen lived today, she'd be a blogger
http://news.yahoo.com/jane-austen-lived ... 28014.html

Indian Women Can Now Chant in Public
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/10 ... nt-public/

UFO MYSTERY REVEALED: Exclusive Video From NFL Broadcast In New Orleans
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 83058.html

Two Women Arrested In Satanic Sex Ritual Stabbing
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 86688.html

Man Arrested After Calling 911 Five Times To Complain About Broken iPhone
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 86708.html

Dinosaur Remains: The Latest In Home Decor?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 84588.html

Prosecutors: Man Killed Nurse, Used Her Wedding Ring To Propose To Girlfriend
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 86980.html

Man Wears Nothing But Socks To Allegedly Rob Liquor Store
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 87110.html

Divorcing Couple Told To Swap Facebook Passwords
http://www.newser.com/story/132987/divo ... words.html

Scientists Want To Look For Cities On Pluto
http://www.time.com/time/health/article ... 34,00.html

Another Child Killed By Falling Television
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/0 ... 83896.html

Zulus Urged To Switch To Fake Fur
http://www.newser.com/story/132898/zulu ... e-fur.html

Cops: Robber dragged senior victim by her gold necklace
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/browar ... 4795.story

Man to cop: I'm just a crackhead with a problem
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/me ... alton.html

Cops: Woman hid crack cocaine in vagina
http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/ar ... -in-vagina

Bubba's bad: Millionaire motocross star gets community service for impersonating a cop
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 5186.story

Is the Hope Diamond Really Cursed?
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/hop ... rsed-2175/

After 70 years, a WWII era spitfire that crashed in 1941 is unearthed. Cool: The plane is in astounding condition. Ultracool: The Browning machine guns are built to last
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15652440

Starbucks will now burn your juice too
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/money_c ... chain.html

Although he might not be the smartest Wal-Mart pharmacy robber in the world, you've got to give style points to the guy who robbed one while draped in a blanket and wearing socks over his hands
http://www.indystar.com/article/2011111 ... ext%7CNews

Lack Of Toilet Paper Leads Man To Destroy Charlotte Motel
http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2011/11/1 ... tte-motel/

What do you tell the stand-up comic who robs banks? You really should quit your day job
http://westchase.wtsp.com/news/news/904 ... nk-robbery

Woman Disfigured In Meth Explosion Can't Quit Her Habit
http://www.mykiss951.com/cc-common/main ... le=9377010

You know you're out of luck when... c) a giant killer owl plunges from the sky and eats your dog
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/880973-alb ... their-pets

No matter how bad you think your life is, just be glad you don't suffer from tooth worms
http://health.asiaone.com/Health/News/S ... 08917.html

Everclear-fueled Tennessee woman cuts up her first cousin with scissors because she doesn't want to be his "booty call," but rather wants a real relationship with him. Cue up the banjo
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cou ... all-543719

Not news: 'Occupy Oakland' raises $20,000. News: They've deposited it into a bank account. Weird news: At Wells Fargo
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story%3Fsect ... %3D8425918

Today's out-of-context line of the day comes from the New York Times: "Texas was the undisputed king of pansies"
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/09/busin ... .html?_r=1

Texas scientist achieves "invisibility cloak" technology, which is great news for the future James T Kirk
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/tex ... 15865.html

A woman is charged with one misdemeanor count of child abuse for locking her daughter in a closet for 6 hours over bad grades
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... rades.html

In New Jersey, you get a separate DUI charge for each kid in your vehicle. So when you blow .25 as a school bus driver, that's bad
http://www.courierpostonline.com/articl ... CFRONTPAGE

Police hope to catch the prick that stole 200 barrel cactus
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/ ... hefts.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:01 pm

Boy born at 11:11 on 11-11-11 to vet on Vets Day
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111111/D9QUP6I82.html

Couple marries at 11:11 a.m. on 11/11/11
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/13/ ... 321213617/

Police use free beer to lure fugitives
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/12/ ... 321080477/

Toy gun waved by child mistaken for weapon
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111112/D9QV0THO0.html

Cat comes down from Arizona cactus after 3 days
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111111/D9QUOID81.html

Utah mayor used alias to write upbeat news stories
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111112/D9QV3DC01.html

Video shows Ore. police car smashing into house
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111111/D9QUN4HO1.html

Tell-tale footprints snag alleged robber
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/13/ ... 321225564/

Couple sue airline over cockroaches
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/13/ ... 321213317/

Homeowner helps stop burglary
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/13/ ... 321212263/

NYC marathon runner loses car for 2 days
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/13/ ... 321204521/

Porn memorabilia becoming collectible
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/12/ ... 321150142/

Man wades through dump to find ring
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/12/ ... 321090200/

Florida police seek cattle rustlers
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/12/ ... 321088400/

Man accused of peeping at Disney World
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/12/ ... 321086600/

Rescued St. Bernard chases burglar
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/11/ ... 321051309/

Security Cam Catches Man Swinging Cat by Tail
http://www.wftv.com/videos/ap/strange/s ... ail/vD8XT/

Woman pulls knife at hospital; demands to be taken to a different hospital
http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/woman-pul ... fer/nFcF5/

Giant Christmas tree snaps during hoisting
http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/top-news/gi ... ing/nFccn/

Dog eats $1,000 cash
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8429240

Veteran Runs 18 Marathons After Losing Legs
http://www.wesh.com/news/29747723/detail.html

Copper thieves steal sword at Lincoln tomb
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/copper-thieves ... 48505.html

Writing songs 'relaxes' Indonesian President
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/writing-songs- ... 34785.html

During World War I, France built a fake Paris to fool Germany
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/duri ... 35364.html

Florida Scoutmaster Accidentally Sets Arm On FIre
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 88151.html

Study Says Sex With Animals Can Lead To Penis Cancer: Zoophile Reacts
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 88874.html

Mom Goes Berserk On School Bus
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 88096.html

Corduroy Buffs Find A Common Thread On 'Corduroy Appreciation Day'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 87378.html

Cops: Man used baby as shield during standoff
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 2771.story

Man bolts from court hearing into river, Sounds like he'll be heading up the river again
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/browar ... 1014.story

Couple has received over 150 prank 911 calls in the past two years. Don't worry though, the fact that they're Muslim in a predominantly non-Muslim area has nothing to do with it
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/cou ... e-1.976803

CNN explores whether the government should read people's minds. Stay tuned for next week's analysis on whether flying pigs should be bound by conventional aviation rules
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/11/1 ... ?hpt=hp_c1

Vehicles have crashed into woman's fence over 30 times
http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2011/nov/1 ... y-over-30/

After being strip searched and photographed nude by Australian custom officials, socialite is told all photos and video will be destroyed after one year
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/ce ... 6193598871

Hold the door to keep me from leaving the bathroom? That's a stabbin
http://www.wwltv.com/news/Practical-jok ... 45973.html

Man kills wife, packs body in luggage. It's an open-and-shut case
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city ... 707543.cms

Doctors remove 80% of man's stomach to fight cancer. Here's the part that he has trouble digesting: he never had cancer to begin with
http://www.news.com.au/national/graham- ... 6193612469

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 4:18 am

Girl, Trapped In Car, Survived On Pop Tarts
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 93356.html

The World's Most Expensive Tea To Be Fertilized With Panda Poo
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 93114.html

Dopey Car Seller Left LOTS Of Drugs In Auto
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 92790.html

Battle Of The Giant Bras: Humongous Cups Runneth Over In Fight For Guinness Record (PHOTOS)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 84837.html

Monkeys Go Ape On Man In Zoo
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 92385.html

Flight Attendant's Stolen Money Flushed Down The Toilet
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 92580.html

Ambulance service disrupted by computer virus infection
http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2011/11 ... infection/

Colo. bison head's owner forgot to tell roommates
http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/top-news/se ... ard/nFdKx/

Ore. man delays Iraq lawn-chair balloon flight
http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/transportat ... ght/nFdHn/

Struggling Ohio barber lets customers choose price
http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/top-news/st ... ice/nFcym/

Trailer loaded with seafood stolen in central Pa.
http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/top-news/tr ... -pa/nFctS/

Starbucks Slashes Secret Fee
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/money/2 ... etail.html

Police: Woman Locks Mom In Mice-Infested Home
http://www.kcra.com/news/29768453/detail.html

Brothers Get Surprise From Dad In Afghanistan
http://www.koco.com/news/29748491/detail.html

'Sesame Street' Asks: Have You Seen This Man?
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29767456/detail.html

Giant ad screen irks neighbors at night
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/14/ ... 321291877/

Turkeys groomed for presidential pardon
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/14/ ... 321291638/

Unclaimed cash going to charities
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/14/ ... 321289822/

Russia getting soldiers badminton supplies
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/14/ ... 321288712/

Man smuggled scorpions, snakes from China
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/14/ ... 321288199/

School board sells ad space on report cards
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/us-school-boar ... 32934.html

Economic crisis costs APEC leaders their shirts
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/economic-crisi ... 52302.html

Executioner says job not "complicated"
http://news.yahoo.com/executioner-says- ... 59451.html

Buddhify web app promotes calmer urban experience
http://news.yahoo.com/buddhify-app-prom ... 38206.html

Special Japanese Underwear Aids in Burning Extra Calories
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/14 ... -calories/

Jesus Sighting: Woman Says She Photographed Christ On Irish Cliff
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 93107.html

Man back in jail hours after being released
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_wi ... -jail.html

Girl, 12, hits vehicle in parking lot during driving lesson with dad
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2011/nov/11/ ... ing-in-st/

Traces of Mystery Radiation Detected Across Europe
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/mys ... rope-2180/

I said: 1 in 5 AMERICANS NOW SUFFER FROM HEARING LOSS
http://vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/ ... aring-loss

Most terrifying Russian invention since the ICBM
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2011/11/ ... -per-hour/

Botulism in sauce? That's some bad korma
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... sauce.html

Nigerian author rejects national honor for 2nd time
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-5 ... -2nd-time/

If you believe the Cal Trans safety inspection team, I have a bridge safety report to sell you
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/11/ ... y-reports/

News: man hits deer with motorcycle. Weird news: friends arrive to help, load bike into truck, and leave man on side of road with deer
http://www.ksat.com/news/29763036/detail.html

Crazy train leaves fires in its wake
http://www.sanduskyregister.com/jackson ... s-its-wake

Man accidentally kills self at grocery store. He must have used the self-checkout lane
http://www.wtvr.com/news/wtvr-father-ki ... 4000.story

She's no Goldilocks, but woman found sleeping in stranger's bed after raiding cookie jar
http://www.salisburypost.com/Crime/1114 ... on-bed-qcd

School Head on rape claim: "Guys do this kind of thing, you have to get used to it"
http://www.thelocal.se/37340/20111114/

This one starts with some parents smoking weed with their kids, continues with an argument, a.22 pistol, a baseball bat and a machete. Then a Pakistani immigrant shows up and it gets weird
http://www.houstonpress.com/2011-11-10/ ... le-royale/

Bah, humbug. If you try to smuggle illegal items like marijuana to put in Santa Claus's cookies this holiday season wrapped as gifts, the TSA warns that you won't get away with it
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/11/ ... gift-wrap/

National Toy Hall of Fame adds Hot Wheels, dollhouse and blanket. Also known as another Saturday night in mom's basement
http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6731652 ... hot-wheels

Warehouse worker retires from job... at the age of 102
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... e-102.html

Thanks to unending NRA lobbying, convicted felons are now able to regain their Second Amendment right to own firearms
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/14/us/fe ... .html?_r=1

Swedish nuclear power plant on fire because of: a) earthquake, b) tsunami, or c) a vacuum cleaner
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/11/14 ... lant_fire/

8-Legged Sex Trick? Spiders Give Worthless Gifts, Play Dead
http://news.yahoo.com/8-legged-sex-tric ... 07706.html

Did you hear? Women can only keep a secret for 32 minutes
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... l?ITO=1490

Actual quote from daycare owner turned child molester to police: she was "4 going on 40"
http://missoulian.com/news/local/missou ... 002e0.html

Once again, a poor decision to brand oneself with a tattoo leads police to a quick, tidy arrest
http://www.suntimes.com/news/8810775-41 ... o-him.html

Judge bans woman from the internet....For sexting nude photos to her son's very lucky underage friend
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... cture.html

Old and busted: Red Light Cameras. New hotness: Noise Cameras
http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/calga ... story.html

Guess what the Catholic Church's chief paedophile investigator was just arrested for. Go ahead...guess
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... mages.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:09 pm

Alleged shoplifter asks friend to call in bomb threat
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/day ... 84922.html

Witness: Student finds farm animals dead, disfigured on school campus
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/far ... ope/nFdnb/

Broken toilets keep sailors squirming
http://www.ajc.com/news/broken-toilets- ... 27055.html

Churches vandalized, marked with messages of hate
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/29770064/detail.html

Ugandan held for pigsty made of presidency posters
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8432384

Boaters Row To Shore After 3 Days Stranded At Sea
http://www.wpbf.com/news/29772721/detail.html

Service Dog Gets Student Booted From Class
http://www.kcci.com/news/29769959/detail.html

Heirloom Diamond Ring Found In Piles Of Trash
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/r/29774418/detail.html

Food drive supports fired fairy
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/15/ ... 321390403/

Deputy carries deer to roadside
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/15/ ... 321389282/

Deputies: Man punched airport kiosk
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/15/ ... 321387829/

Police: Thief run over by getaway truck
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/15/ ... 321387374/

Police: McDonald's menu change inspired attack
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/15/ ... 321387124/

Flamingos rescued in Siberia
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/15/ ... 321384808/

Cruelty charge dropped for biker with dog
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/15/ ... 321349400/

Poll: Women take time to choose dessert
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/15/ ... 321345800/

Gastronauts feast on lamb eyeball, beaver tail
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/gastronauts-fe ... 05992.html

Bottoms up for paint-spattered Finnish church-goers
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/bottoms-paint- ... 40587.html

Obama insured against crocodiles in Australia
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/obama-insured- ... 00217.html

Lebanese politicians come to blows over Syria live on TV
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/lebanese-polit ... 43984.html

Law professor says sympathy for American troops is not ‘rational’
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/law- ... 43783.html

App recommends cocktails based on your musical taste
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/dr ... 07944.html

India Intends to Implement Iris Scanning Technology to Track Its Citizens
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/15 ... -citizens/

Indonesian Water Buffalo Racing: Diversion or Madness?
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/15 ... n-madness/

Horned Tattoo Artist Has A Pickled Hand ... Want To Shake?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 93692.html

Finally, Baconlube Has Arrived
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 94969.html

Local Man Kills, Skins And Eats Bobcat While High On Meth
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 95982.html

ARGH: Reality Show Stars Accidentally Sell Locker Filled With Shocking Treasure
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 95325.html

Dunkin' Donuts Bandits Allegedly Robbed More Than 20 Shops
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 94825.html

The Amazing, Better-Than-Average, Novice Surfing Goat
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 94728.html

Teacher accused of trading grades for cash resigns
http://www.winknews.com/Local-Florida/2 ... ontroversy

FloriDUH tip: Don't call 911 if you have illegal drugs and weapons in your home
http://www.gainesville.com/article/2011 ... ns-charges

Report: Judge recorded wrongly calling defendant a "sexual predator with a younger girl"
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 2429.story

Report: Woman hacked into another's Facebook, send ‘provocative’ photos of ex
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/pr ... ebook.html

Drunk driver had baby in car, beer next to the baby's milk bottle
http://www.ocala.com/article/20111114/A ... -car&tc=ar

Fake Ghost Photos Haunt Real Ghost Researchers
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/fak ... otos-2181/

"Man accused of robbing restaurant with child in car" rather than a more traditional weapon, like a knife or a gun
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_ ... 270424.php

Step 1) Voluntarily give DNA. Step 2) Remember you're a serial killer. Step 3) Regret step one
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/m ... e-1.977622

Contact lens recall. If you can't read this you may be affected
http://vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/ ... ira-recall

Pervert-pleasing high-heeled mice stompers convicted of cruelty
http://www.thelocal.de/society/20111115-38885.html

Teens drink bleach to pass drug tests, with predictable results
http://www.fox10tv.com/dpp/news/local_n ... drug-tests

Drunk driver crashes into grounded Medevac helicopter, asks arresting officer why the chopper was "flying so low to the ground." See, there is such a thing as a dumb question
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs ... _kills.php

Somerset man finds dead bird in Tesco salad
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-15742121

Piles Of Mail Found In State Forest; USPS Investigates
http://www.ctnow.com/news/connecticut/t ... 9592.story

You may be going mad if both your dog and Jesus tell you to break into a vacant home because you're supposed to meet Taylor Swift there and marry her in the back yard
http://www.wgme.com/news/top-stories/st ... 9953.shtml

Deputies reprimanded for failing to find gun hidden in man's fat rolls
http://www.thedestinlog.com/news/find-4 ... -fort.html

States converting unemployment checks to BoA prepaid cards, who charges $5 fee per use
http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2011/1 ... efit-fees/

Unsure what to bring on Thanksgiving? Here's a handy flowchart
http://www.chow.com/food-news/97366/pon ... his-chart/

They won't serve you in an electric wheelchair at the drive-thru window? Ram that chair into their front doors till they shatter. That's the *Elkhart* way
http://www.abc57.com/home/top-stories/D ... Dy%26c%3Dy

Fishing in Florida? Don't forget to bring your gun
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/browar ... 8871.story

Guy finds out the hard way that a hippopotamus does not make a good pet. w/vid of them in happier times
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/ar ... 3D10766192

The makers of Kotex tampons say they must recall their product, period
http://www.azcentral.com/business/consu ... ation.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:20 am

More cats than inmates at Fla. prison set to close
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111116/D9R1S9I80.html

Teen rescued after 10 hours in chimney of Ga. home
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111116/D9R1RAL00.html

Dog that survived gassing finds new home in NJ
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111116/D9R1VFTG1.html

Man tries to rob bank; teller can't decipher note
http://www.wtov9.com/news/news/man-trie ... ote/nFfqS/

State Rep. says he's terrorized by neighbor
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local-go ... bor/nFfqh/

Lying on Facebook could become federal crime
http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2011/11 ... ral-crime/

Alaska man charged in ax attack on snowplow
http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/top-news/al ... low/nFfzr/

Police: Love Triangle Leads To Meat Cleaver Attack
http://www.koco.com/news/29785794/detail.html

Boy, 4, Dies During Dental Surgery
http://www.kcra.com/news/29781192/detail.html

Guitars Stolen From Well-Known Musician's House
http://www.wmur.com/news/29778593/detail.html

Mystery Asteroid May Be Earth's Baby Sister
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29786534/detail.html

Police: Thief fell through store ceiling
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/16/ ... 321474263/

Mystery smell likely came from Lake Erie
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/16/ ... 321473806/

Couple skydives for 50th anniversary
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/16/ ... 321473626/

Sheriff wants $20k phone bill prosecution
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/16/ ... 321473443/

Couple advised to divorce for names
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/16/ ... 321470268/

Poll: Executives prefer SUVs, navy clothes, part their hair on the right
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/16/ ... 321435800/

Waiter allegedly gave sake to boy, 2
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/16/ ... 321432200/

US lawmakers: Pizza sauce is a vegetable
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/us-lawmakers-p ... 34017.html

Greek finance minister is 'fat', looks 'evil', says look-alike musician
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/greek-finance- ... 21140.html

Southeast Asian Games: Grandmother, 76, wins two silver medals
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/seagames-grand ... 10085.html

German firm starts selling space travel insurance
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/german-firm-st ... 56905.html

Cracking effort: Japan cooks record rice snack
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/cracking-effor ... 48546.html

Romanians use gift cards to turn donuts into dollars
http://news.yahoo.com/romanians-gift-ca ... 18737.html

Political Party in India Launching Line of Cow Urine Soft Drinks
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/16 ... ft-drinks/

Japan Develops HAL Robot Suit for Nuclear Plant Workers
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/16 ... t-workers/

Handcuffed Woman And Man Sex It Up In Patrol Car Backseat
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 97410.html

AMAZING X-RAYS: The Strangest Objects Stuck Inside The Human Body (Even a Buzz Lightyear Doll)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 95111.html

The Fartiste: Don't Hold Your Nose, This Gas-Passing Musical Doesn't Stink, Producers Say
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 82637.html

Want To See The Most People Ever In One Pair Of Pants? Get Ready For Guinness World Records Day
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 96476.html

Vigilante Teens Confront 'Predators' In Superhero Garb
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2011/11/16 ... 96682.html

Boy, 11, Turns In Mom For Smoking Weed
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 97173.html

A motorcycle wreck begging to happen
http://floridakeyssheriff.blogspot.com/ ... -with.html

Deputies: Stripper hoped kids would foil arrest for lingerie theft
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/Cops-S ... index.html

Father of the Year candidate crashes car, flees, and abandons his infant and toddler daughters in Detroit
http://www.detnews.com/article/20111116 ... ers-behind

Meet Gavin - the world's most sarcastic gorilla
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/881909-mee ... ic-gorilla

Mom upset by crotchless panties
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2011/11/ ... t=hs&or=tn

Stop me if you've heard this one before: a priest, a pregnant teenager, and an 84-year-old woman are hit with pepper spray
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/art ... ingtonpost

Electric blue lobster snapped up by museum
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... useum.html

Scientists say cheese may be better for your heart than butter. Which is kind of like saying vodka may be better for your liver than tequila
http://www.mnn.com/food/healthy-eating/ ... art-health

Nepal jails 19 over 'Himalayan Viagra' murders
http://news.yahoo.com/nepal-jails-19-ov ... 06464.html

Handcuffed woman gives cops the slip. Twice
http://www.saljournal.com/news/story/escape-11-15-11

'Bubble man' bids to end tumor misery
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/fe ... isery.html

Couple marry as the resort hosting the ceremony burns to the ground
http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/arti ... -love?bn=1

Fire truck catches fire during test drive near Appleton
http://www.postcrescent.com/apps/pbcs.d ... 806&Ref=PH

Two year old boy hospitalized after swallowing a battery. Doctors say his prognosis is positive, will soon be discharged
http://www.kctv5.com/story/16023136/2-y ... ng-battery

Michael Jackson charged with the attempted abduction and sexual assault of ten year old boy
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bi ... m-15748536

Sad: 18 kindergarteners and 2 adults die when overcrowded minivan crashes. WTF: 44 other kids in the van survived
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45318646/ns ... sSzYFLMOIw

High-Tech Women's Underwear Aims To Eliminate Odor and Wetness
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/money/high-t ... ess-111511

If you're going to secretly place motion sensitive cameras in trees to spy on someone, make sure the flash is turned off first. Also, deleting crime photos from the memory cards of previous stakeouts won't hurt either
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-c ... found.html

Alien craft crashes in woman's yard. Does she: a) call authorities, b) alert the media, or c) keep the alien's lifeless body in her fridge for two years?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-worl ... -23564252/

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:44 pm

NY man wearing 'I'm a drunk' shirt accused of DWI
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/top-news/ny-m ... car/nFgPb/

Airline passengers asked for extra cash for fuel
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/business/airl ... uel/nFf8x/

Ohio troopers say they find gift-wrapped pot
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/top-news/ohio ... pot/nFgCH/

Strangers who helped each other reunite
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/top-news/stra ... ite/nFgKB/

Suspect accused of stealing Texas man's goat, barbecuing it
http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/ ... ng_la.html

Cops: Man's 'car bomb' signs land him in jail
http://www.ajc.com/news/cherokee/cops-m ... 30192.html

Former funeral director accused of stealing pills from corpse
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/29787587/detail.html

Lego Lovers Build Impressive Works Of Art
http://www.kitv.com/video/29792226/detail.html

Woman Sees Success After Losing 280 Pounds
http://www.ketv.com/r/29789203/detail.html

In Texas, No License Plate, No Problem?
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29795162/detail.html

Students demand balls back in petition
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/17/ ... 321560202/

Class encourages the tone deaf to sing
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/17/ ... 321553054/

Church calendar features nude seniors
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/17/ ... 321552448/

Fifth rattlesnake found at school
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/17/ ... 321551269/

Juror accused of laptop theft
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/17/ ... 321551062/

Police: Man refused to pay for chicken fingers because "they sucked"
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/17/ ... 321550274/

Pilot locked in restroom during flight
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/17/ ... 321547999/

How cold was it? Canoe freezes into lake
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/17/ ... 321542315/

Eight-year-old takes gold in Southeast Asian Games record
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/eight-old-take ... 48724.html

Curse of '39' strikes Afghan elders meeting
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/curse-39-strik ... 53023.html

Indian Drunkard Tries to Auction off Daughter for Booze Money
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/17 ... oze-money/

Man made 67 calls to 911 within 2-hours, deputies say
http://www.wtsp.com/rss/article/220849/ ... 1-67-times

Report: Black man burns cross in his own driveway to save his marriage
http://www.newsherald.com/news/cross-98 ... anama.html

10-year-old breaks into impound lot and steals pickup truck
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 2.story%3F

Some people think its stupid to swim in piranha infested waters. Then there are the toeless Brazilians
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45328989/ns ... -americas/

Europe Bans Airport X-Ray Body Scanners Amid Cancer Concerns
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/eu- ... port-2186/

Semi full of beer flips on the interstate. Eight fire trucks, twenty-six police cruisers, four ambulances, two local construction crews, five local newstations, and several hundred commuters show up to help clean up the crash
http://www.kcci.com/automotive/29794758/detail.html

Actual headline: "Brave grandma arrests robber with his penis"
http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/N ... D%3D223669

Man who killed an Aldi security guard found dead in his prison cell. He will be charged $1 for the body bag
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/loca ... 1405.story

Dumbass: Teenager fakes his own kidnapping to extort $50,000 ransom from his father. Fail: Dad doesn't pay
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 3257.story

When "seeking a pleasant change that would break the monotony of hard work", do not do it by rupturing your friend's intestine with a blast from an air compressor
http://www.cyprus-mail.com/crime/man-ja ... r/20111117

Teacher suspended after showing 'The Daily Show' in class
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/loca ... 3683.story

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:50 pm

Florida Woman Gets In Line At Best Buy 9 Days Before Black Friday
http://www.newser.com/story/133650/flor ... riday.html

NY inmate's love letters prompt powder scare
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/top-news/ny-i ... are/nFhbj/

Giant mound of tires in SC visible from space
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/south-carolin ... ace/nFhZk/

No 'Sex,' please: Ohio courthouse bans poster
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/entertainment ... ter/nFhFW/

Fairbanks hit with record-breaking cold: 41 below
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/top-news/fair ... low/nFg2f/

Calif. teacher with porn sites gets put on leave
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/education/dis ... ave/nFgbr/

Chickens stir up legal trouble between homeowners association and residents
http://www.statesman.com/news/williamso ... 81980.html

Memo to workers: Don't complain about early hours on Thanksgiving
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/cerab ... 81454.html

Hospital mistakes kept secret
http://www.ajc.com/news/hospital-mistak ... e=rss_news

Neighbors: Pimps planned Naked Harem reopening
http://www.kfoxtv.com/news/news/neighbo ... ing/nFhrc/

Shoppers say doll curses at them
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8438129

Pool-diving dog impresses with toy trick
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8436905

Dog leads police on freeway chase
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8435341

Police: Burrito Sparks Store Vandalism, Assault
http://www.kcra.com/news/29813671/detail.html

Police: Inmates Escape Through Prison's Front Door
http://www.wlky.com/news/29817774/detail.html

Thanksgiving Ad Asks Kids: Would You Eat Your Dog?
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29804246/detail.html

McDonald's, Target Drop Egg Supplier
http://www.kmbc.com/health/29814241/detail.html

Man arrested in Arizona minus pants
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/20/ ... 321827760/

NYC pastor delivers sexy sermons
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/20/ ... 321825173/

Strip poker art exhibit wraps up in NYC
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/20/ ... 321823706/

New Swedish party wants wolves gone
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/20/ ... 321816764/

Woman hits bus driver with banana, fined
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/20/ ... 321816620/

Stinky tofu eating record set
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/20/ ... 321814332/

'Doctor' arrested for at-home augmentation
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/19/ ... 321748729/

Florida city plans condo with car elevator
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/19/ ... 321748337/

EU bans dehydration claim for water
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/19/ ... 321745281/

Boring Conference attracts 400
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/19/ ... 321729189/

Bert and Ernie join Garmin voice roster
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/19/ ... 321725811/

SoCal turkeys put up for adoption
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/19/ ... 321724801/

Deputies: Drunken driver chased pink limo
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/19/ ... 321695000/

Capt. Sullenberger flies in historic DC-7
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/19/ ... 321693200/

Darth Vader asks for land in Ukraine for spaceship
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/19/ ... 321689600/

Woman tried to sell house she didn't own
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/18/ ... 321666572/

Biggest bike lot in U.S. opens in SoCal
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/18/ ... 321650166/

More babies found with each scan
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/18/ ... 321641340/

Pakistan bans 'breast,' 'period' from texting
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/18/ ... 321640131/

Thieves make off with two trains in Switzerland
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/thieves-off-tw ... 44272.html

Diplomatic 'silly shirt' parade revived in Bali
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/diplomatic-sil ... 11229.html

Mother lets 9-year-old boy drive car to school
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mo ... 17264.html

Mysterious, triangle-shaped ‘alien skull’ found in Peru
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/my ... 15656.html

Fortune Tellers: Taiwan Politicians’ Most Favored Advisors
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/20 ... -advisors/

Holy Monk Kung Fu Firefighters
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/20 ... efighters/

Yoga Granny Twists Open Record Books
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 99754.html

How Many Naked Santas Is Too Many Naked Santas?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 02112.html

This Week's 7 Weirdest World Records
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 02938.html

Taco Bell Employee Hits Lottery Jackpot With Ticket Found In Trash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 02335.html

Real-Life 'Weekend At Bernie's' Suspect Pleads Not Guilty
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 01146.html

High IQ Children Grow Up to Be... High
http://www.newser.com/story/133523/high ... -high.html

Whale Graveyard Puzzles Experts
http://www.newser.com/story/133733/grav ... -peru.html

Report: Mom upset school's guest speaker was a Hooter's waitress
http://www.tampabay.com/news/education/ ... 202383.ece

Babysitter accused of leaving children alone with drunken man
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/child- ... ldren.html

Man stuffed his undies with sausage and pig's foot, cops say
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_wi ... -foot.html

Drunken man locked in CVS store overnight
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2011/nov/16/ ... ore-overn/

Firefighter told neighbor he had 'Z Plan'; fired gun in condo
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime ... 72386.html

Yeti 'Nests' Found in Russia?
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/yet ... ence-2190/

Woman fired from being a Sugar Plum Fairy because she's also a burlesque dancer. Or because she tried to cheat on a drug test. Or because she cusses
http://www.statesman.com/news/local/sug ... 82007.html

Let's be frank: No matter how much you relish the idea, If you run a hot dog cart it's just not kosher to stab customers
http://www.courant.com/community/norwic ... 3838.story

Never give a baby a wine cooler. Never slap your sister. Never slap your sister for giving a baby a wine cooler
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/arti ... by-Alcohol

10 Coca-Cola Beverages You Won’t Find on U.S. Shelves
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/107588

Wacky coffins put the fun into funeral
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... neral.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:01 pm

Ohio man fighting charge over rubber costume ax
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111121/D9R58O902.html

Australian gets $100,000 after shampoo found clean
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111121/D9R541H81.html

Utah thief nabs Pennsylvania couple's wedding pics
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111121/D9R57R1O0.html

School reports kiss between 12-year-olds as possible sex crime
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/sch ... le-/nFjLz/

Cops: Woman tried to smuggle drugs in hollow Bible
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/top-news/cops ... ble/nFjfb/

Man walked check at IHOP, ran over another man with car, police say
http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/ ... ran_o.html

Police: Woman stole nearly $15,000 from church
http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/ ... _1500.html

Frat Brothers Create 'Moonshine' Cologne
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/29819725/detail.html

5-Year-Old's Ears Pierced At Day Care
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/29825582/detail.html

Ring finds its way back to nun after 25 years
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/21/ ... 321896697/

Pastor hands out $100 bills to churchgoers
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/21/ ... 321895786/

Bomb threat moves wedding to coffee house
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/21/ ... 321894006/

Courthouse burglar only takes judge's robe
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/21/ ... 321893873/

Ohio rejects Michigan 'hate plates'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/21/ ... 321893567/

Philippines eyes coin line record
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/21/ ... 321893315/

Dog caught driving in Australia
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/20/ ... 321829811/

Poles stop Russian diplomat 15 times over drink-drive limit
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/poles-stop-rus ... 37716.html

Desperate Indonesia fans burn ticket booth at stadium
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/desperate-indo ... 33382.html

Chinese Invention to Provide Relief for Squat Toilet Users
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/21 ... let-users/

Cops: Girl Blames DUI Crash On Missing New 'Twilight' Film
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 05740.html

Ghostly Groping: British Grandma Complains She's Being Touched By Pervy Poltergeist
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 05208.html

Parents Who Named Child Adolf Hitler Want Baby Back
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 05069.html

Movie Snack Theft Costs Texan 80 Years
http://www.newser.com/story/133766/movi ... years.html

Wife Sells Husband On Craigslist
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 05309.html

Man Fired For Refusing To Wear '666', Lawsuit Claims
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 05116.html

Report: 2 drunken men fighting on road killed bu SUV
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/nov ... v-lee-cou/

Report: Hugging judge kissed his job goodbye
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 8375.story

Boy, 10, steals truck, crashed, set house on fire
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 2402.story

Inside the World's Priciest Thanksgiving Dinner
http://www.newser.com/story/133525/insi ... inner.html

Teacher Accused of Firing Golf Balls, Rocks at Kids
http://www.newser.com/story/133706/scot ... dents.html

Airport Scanners Harming Kindles, Say Users
http://www.newser.com/story/133764/e-ga ... chan3_feed

Surprisingly, something called "Volcano surfing" is said to be quite dangerous
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 93122.html

You ask your neighbor for $2. They decline. Do you A) Say thanks anyway and leave, B) Ask for $5, C) Stab them in the back and leave them for dead. Difficulty: 2 out of 3
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 0204.story

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:52 am

Witness: Man Zombie-Like After Satanic Sex Act
http://www.wisn.com/news/29836254/detail.html

Police: Intoxicated Mom Left Child At Lake
http://www.koco.com/news/29833615/detail.html

881-pound bluefin tuna confiscated
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/23/ ... 322038800/

Dozens of rabbits left at roadside
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/23/ ... 322037000/

Littering citation for dead ducks prank
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/23/ ... 322035200/

iPhone app leads LAPD to robbery suspect
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/22/ ... 322019508/

Couple give $15,000 to stranger
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/22/ ... 321992236/

Tire repaired in time for baby's birth
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/22/ ... 321990926/

Burglar left himself logged into Facebook
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/22/ ... 321990695/

MP3 player had pic of deputy's family
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/22/ ... 321986138/

Drunk driver called 911 on himself
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/22/ ... 321984839/

Suitcase full of cash left at cafe
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/22/ ... 321984760/

Police send loaded rifle through mail
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/22/ ... 321982994/

Carjackers foiled by stick shift
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/22/ ... 321954200/

Boy, 4, found wandering late at night
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/22/ ... 321952400/

New York Griswolds shun film's decorations
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/22/ ... 321948800/

80-year-old man makes 80 skydives
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/21/ ... 321926870/

Epic fail for Qantas Twitter competition
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/epic-fail-qant ... 38013.html

Samoan rugby manager hit with 'pig fine'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/samoan-rugby-m ... 28838.html

Olympics 'could have skirts-only rule'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/olympics-could ... 57285.html

Bee-ware: bees keep African elephants at bay
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/bee-ware-bees- ... 19538.html

Woman jailed for stealing $1 million from Mark Twain House
http://news.yahoo.com/woman-jailed-stea ... 00186.html

Gynecologist faces charge for secret photos
http://news.yahoo.com/gynecologist-face ... 28503.html

Greyhound bus driver leaves passengers stranded
http://news.yahoo.com/greyhound-bus-dri ... 05552.html

Did D.B. Cooper publish his own memoir?
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/di ... 07690.html

Doctors Save Man’s Finger by Attaching It to Stomach
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/22 ... g-stomach/

Japanese Student Creates Typeface out of Leg Hair
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/22 ... -leg-hair/

Scientists '95 Percent' Certain Last Month They'd Found Evidence of A Yeti, Now . . . Not So Much
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 00497.html

10-year-old Wash. Boy Defends Mom With BB Gun
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 09321.html

Peruvian Mayor Fears Tap Water Will Turn Town's Men Gay
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 07840.html

Bourbon Distillery To Obama: 'Give Us The Bird'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 06527.html

Neo-Nazis Adopt A Road
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 05971.html

Deputies: Repairman took client's car to scrap yard
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... rd/1202826

Beatdown: Dad, son attack man found with the dad's ex, deputies say
http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20 ... eating-man

Report: Student stabbed in head with ice pick in suspected road rage incident
http://www.wtsp.com/news/topstories/art ... e-incident

Teens find a new way to drink: Drunken gummies
http://www.abc-7.com/story/16091083/201 ... ng-parents

Forget Why You Walked in a Room? Doorways to Blame, Study Finds
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/wal ... ting-2192/

'Anti-Semitic' Hanukkah Vodka Ad Pulled
http://www.newser.com/story/133927/anti ... ulled.html

20 Students Nabbed in NY SAT Scam
http://www.newser.com/story/133930/20-s ... -scam.html

Mom in Coma After Using Hair Dye
http://www.newser.com/story/133906/brit ... r-dye.html

On the Horizon: Terminator-Style Contact Lens
http://www.newser.com/story/133860/on-t ... -lens.html

Groom Commits Suicide Hours After Wedding
http://www.newser.com/story/133861/groo ... dding.html

Why did the Salmon cross the road?
http://www.kval.com/news/local/Road-or- ... 53988.html

While arguments over contraceptives are nothing new, an argument about whether or not bison should be forced to take contraceptives is a whole different argument altogether
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/a ... es/248851/

Student pilot on only second solo flight flips plane end over end in emergency landing but walks away without a scratch
http://www.startribune.com/local/north/134344213.html

World's. Smallest. Athlete
http://nla.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... mpics.html

16-year-old closely inspects rifle. You probably see where I'm going with this. He didn't, but you do
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/region_n_p ... ch-gardens

Homeless man breaks into luxury townhouse in downtown Chicago, puts on homeowner's clothes, defrosts his lobster, wears his 2005 World Series ring
http://www.suntimes.com/9002390-417/man ... bster.html

Not News: 6th grader falls asleep in class. News: His punishment? Being forced to mow the school lawn. Weird News: He has special needs and a medical condition causing him to sleep
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Ore- ... 34028.html

Traffic stop yields the usual finds: six concealed handguns, several knives with blades longer than 12 inches, a hatchet, two swords, more than 5,000 rounds of ammo
http://www.kansas.com/2011/11/22/211318 ... apons.html

Officer on eviction drive beats himself up with his own shoe
http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes ... as-officer

Hamburglar turns himself in to police
http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/dmr/ ... on-camera/

Passenger forced to stand for a seven-hour airline flight
http://www.elliott.org/blog/forced-to-s ... ur-flight/

Target's new "Operation: Annoy the Crap Out of our Customers" test project doesn't seem to be working too well
http://www.minnpost.com/stories/2011/11 ... _questions

Be on the lookout for a 30-foot beer bottle
http://www.baynews9.com/article/news/20 ... eer-bottle

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:54 pm

Typo leads to wrong candidate's election in Conn.
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111123/D9R6H3L80.html

Students no longer need to give professor snacks
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111123/D9R6F3C01.html

Man arrested over $1M suitcase left in Aussie cafe
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111123/D9R65RB80.html

Man released early for weight-loss deal with judge
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/man ... dge/nFmXy/

Worker survives staplegun injury to brain
http://www.wftv.com/videos/news/worker- ... ain/vFJyS/

Ga. farmers crack down on rash of pecan thieves
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/agriculture/g ... ves/nFkx3/

Police officer seen kicking teen on surveillance tape won't be charged
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/spd-off ... -wo/nFk7Z/

'Pawn Stars' offers jobs to NBA players
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/24/ ... 322163731/

Glamour in the Slammer: Bridal fashions shown at former prison
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/24/ ... 322163013/

Toast argument lands sister in jail
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/24/ ... 322162917/

Man charged in campus undie thefts
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/24/ ... 322161902/

Russian anchor fired over middle finger
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/24/ ... 322161814/

Police: Man drove forklift into home
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/24/ ... 322160900/

105-pound woman wins turkey-eating contest
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/24/ ... 322127000/

64 cited for failing to yield to 'turkey'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/24/ ... 322125200/

Family spares life of smiley oyster
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/24/ ... 322123400/

Halloween creeps into Christmas season
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/24/ ... 322121600/

Sealant leaks onto Pennsylvania Turnpike
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/23/ ... 322085428/

Nurse worked six days in nine years
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/23/ ... 322082446/

Facebook users connected by 4.74 degrees
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/23/ ... 322080220/

Bakery loses thousands on Groupon
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/23/ ... 322078675/

Vending machine offers DIY banners at Dutch airport
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/vending-machin ... 43595.html

Gambians vote with the marble as ballot
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/gambians-vote- ... 46777.html

NY health cops leash famed hotel cat
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/ny-health-poli ... 37765.html

Topless dancers hope to fill hoops void during lockout
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/dancers-hope-f ... 42999.html

Three plead guilty in Florida toilet paper fraud
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/three-plead-gu ... 45886.html

Coffin alarm to thwart Italian grave robbers
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/coffin-alarm-t ... 49841.html

BANG! There goes the Belgian postman's bike
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/bang-goes-belg ... 38588.html

O Christmas tree, how costly are your branches
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/o-christmas-tr ... 33757.html

Las Vegas charities ask needy for IDs before giveaways
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/las-vegas-char ... 20155.html

UK burglar abuses "dumb" victim in apology letter
http://news.yahoo.com/uk-burglar-abuses ... 45232.html

Mayor stages hunger strike as residents shiver
http://news.yahoo.com/mayor-stages-hung ... 36404.html

Glass Bridge of Death Offers Tourists Thrills in Chinese Mountains
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/24 ... mountains/

Eating Champ Kobayashi Gobbles A Record-Setting 7.5 Pounds Of Turkey In 10 Minutes
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 11477.html

Doctors Remove 4-Inch Leech From Teenage Boy's Throat
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 11136.html

Pumpkin Chuckers Aim To Squash Football As Top Thanksgiving Sport
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 06324.html

Underwater Icicle Kills Everything In Its Path
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 10757.html

Beyond Turducken: 11 More Extreme Turkey Variations
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... ird%20News

Woman throws sick baby during argument; ran over man
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/baby-4 ... s-bed.html

Scientists pontificate that observing the female form without textile impediments increases cerebral activity, with corresponding increase in intell--BOOBIES
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Science/201 ... 13771.html

Man with Samurai Sword Chops Off Relative's Hand
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpps/news/samura ... 1_16089136

Giant penis mystery baffles Stockholm suburb
http://www.thelocal.se/37540/20111124/

59 year old woman chases down 29 year old purse thief. Adding insult to injury: he was on a bike
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Poli ... 41658.html

Auburn hunter bags UFO!
http://www.news10.net/news/watercooler/ ... r-bags-UFO

If the wolf died of old age instead of hunting or poaching, then it's ethical to wear his carcass
http://thebloggess.com/2011/11/its-like ... ith-fangs/

I moo: Cow-themed wedding sees bride (wearing white wellies) arrive on a tractor, portraits with a herd of cattle and roast beef for dinner
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... inner.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:13 am

A death most fowl: Turkey crashes into Pa. eatery
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111125/D9R7G3V01.html

'Frosty the Snowman' arrested at Maryland parade
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/crime/frosty- ... ade/nFnNt/

Body found in mall identified as missing man who answered Craigslist ad
http://www.wtov9.com/news/news/body-fou ... o-a/nFnR5/

Woman warns of scam to bury 2-year-old child
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/woman-wa ... ild/nFm9q/

Police: Robbers rip cameras out after holding up hotel
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/police-r ... tel/nFm57/

Arizona Police Vow Probe For Walmart Arrest
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/29863625/detail.html

20 Boy Scout Xmas Trees Stolen From Neb. Lot
http://www.ketv.com/news/29862377/detail.html

Man goes batty over Batman memorabilia
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/27/ ... 322441612/

Bikini boosts SoCal dog search
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/26/ ... 322326861/

Movers handle T-Rex, other unusual items
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/26/ ... 322299800/

Survey finds office courtesy blunders
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/26/ ... 322298000/

Experts torn on cause of Moscow train sand
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/26/ ... 322296200/

Skydiver pays tribute to fallen soldier
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/26/ ... 322294400/

Low quality spares pot grower jail
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/25/ ... 322248745/

Chinese firm doesn't want Scorpios, Virgos
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/25/ ... 322247607/

Nine-spotted ladybugs making a comeback
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/25/ ... 322245739/

Mysterious lights may have been transformer fires
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/25/ ... 322211600/

Police nab alleged daycare bunny thief
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/25/ ... 322208000/

Women's shoe heels portend austerity
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/25/ ... 322204623/

Mexico City 'zombies' set record gathering
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/mexico-city-zo ... 13374.html

Dutch astronaut's cheesy request
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/dutch-astronau ... 47514.html

Doves and roses help illiterate Moroccans vote
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/doves-roses-he ... 17516.html

"Mousetrap" play enters 60th year with plan to expand
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/mousetrap-play ... 00341.html

South Korean Company Turns Human Ashes into Decorative Beads
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/27 ... ive-beads/

Chinese Couple Caught Getting It On in a Coffin
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/25 ... ht-coffin/

Exhausted Target Worker Drives Into Canal After All-Night Shift
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 14350.html

Utah Man In First Class Viewed Child Porn On Mass. Flight
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 14888.html

Near Riot Ensue Over $2 Waffle Makers
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 13293.html

Scene From 'Twilight' Causing Seizures In Theaters
http://www.newser.com/story/134080/scen ... aters.html

Woman who's really a man faces 33 criminal counts
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... ty/1203185

Man charged with intentionally running over, nearly severing arm of another
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/severi ... tview.html

Priest among six arrested in sex crackdown
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 2571.story

Verizon worker tried to strangle wife after listening to phone calls
http://www.theledger.com/article/201111 ... alls&tc=ar

Toddler Nailed Inside Bedroom
http://www.newser.com/story/134200/todd ... droom.html

$150M Über Yacht Boasts Sub, Helicopter
http://www.newser.com/story/133886/150m ... opter.html

Waffle House Serves Up Crime, Wackiness
http://www.newser.com/story/134173/waff ... iness.html

Black Atheists Dare to 'Come Out'
http://www.newser.com/story/134191/afri ... igion.html

Modern American teenagers appear to have lost their love for cars, preferring to hang out online instead of 'cruising' together
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15847682

Oh great. Being heir to the throne, fabulously wealthy, and having a beautiful wife should be good enough for just about anyone. Then Prince William has to up the ante by saving drowning sailors
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... aster.html

Ding my car? That's a shootin'
http://www.kansas.com/2011/11/27/211824 ... rning.html

You're free to fly the American flag in front of your business, as long as it's not one of those distracting digital versions
http://www.tampabay.com/news/business/a ... 203284.ece

Anger leads to smashed car windows in the Toys R Us parking lot
http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs. ... 07/-1/NEWS

Police bust man at sobriety checkpoint. Not for driving drunk, but for having untaxed cigarettes in his car. The free world will sleep safer tonight
http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/ ... ek_ma.html

Muslim medical students boycotting lectures on evolution... because it 'clashes with the Koran'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... Koran.html

Worker's hand minced in Swedish meatball mishap
http://www.thelocal.se/37492/20111122/

Mad cow disease fears over violin strings threatens works of Handel and Bach
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/musi ... -Bach.html

Tortoises Enjoy Thanksgiving Leftovers
http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/tort ... tovers-ruc

Mmmmmmm, caramel bacon peanut bark *drool*
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/f ... ndy26.html

♪ He flies through the air with the greatest of ease ♫
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... lanes.html

Father of the Year candidate is a 34-year-old on welfare, has had 15 children with 13 different women, and has two more on the way
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... child.html

Man stabbed at World Deaf Futsal Championship. I SAID, MAN STA.....wait. What the hell is "futsal"?
http://www.thelocal.se/37596/20111127/

Countdown begins for the annual burning of the Swedish Christmas Goat
http://www.thelocal.se/37594/20111127/

Man dies after getting stuck in window. He was racked with pane
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/ ... t=hs&or=tn

Man stabs self with turkey thermometer instead of waiting for belly button to pop out
http://newportplaintalk.com/story/36489

Lego bible too racy for Sam's Club
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13772_3-57330 ... sams-club/

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