Party in Big Creek

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A Logan County man remains in critical condition after a fight left him disemboweled. Jerry Sparks, a 28-year-old from Chapmanville, suffered a knife wound that exposed his internal organs.

"According to the medical technicians, his intestines were outside his body," says Logan County Sheriff Eddie Hunter, who called it the worst stabbing or cutting incident he's investigated in 30 years in law enforcement. "My understanding was that they gave him 20 pints of blood. He was out until they resuscitated him at the hospital."

Field dressing deer, also called gutting, is a necessary step in preserving meat from deer harvested in the wild. Field dressing must be done as soon as possible in order to ensure rapid body heat loss, and prevent bacteria from growing on the surface of the carcass. Field dressing helps maintain the overall quality of the meat.

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genlock wrote:Last paragraph from Wiki.
Thank Jesus! There isn't an emoticon out there that would have properly conveyed the look on my face when I hit that paragraph.

We'll start with: 8O ^10
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Your're damn right, fuckers. Nunley, can I get an amen??
Titties and beer...thank God almighty for titties and beer!
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Never argue over the best way to field dress a deer while drunk.
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Amen!
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Don't let the sexy exterior fool you..Nunley would just as soon snap a man's spine as to look at him. We're all that way here...its inbred in to us. Did I say inbred? I mean to say inborn...yeah, that's it.
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necessary "popping your insides back inside" type procedures are a drain on the healthc....



never mind.
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Amen! is a drain on the health care system.

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Never did say who did it.
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Banner archives say Shaine Dingess of Big Creek was arrested for this.

Dingess is pronounced Dangess.
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