"Open for Business" or "Wild, Wonderful"

PassiveObserver · Post by **PassiveObserver** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:05 am

The debate is growing, but what does WV's finest think?
http://parkersburgwv.blogspot.com/2007/ ... -eyes.html

Jay Nunley · Post by **Jay Nunley** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:30 am

Thanks for the opportunity to put my idea for a state slogan out there (again).

Our state slogan should be...

"FUCK VIRGINIA!"

Here is the reasoning.

#1 It is representative of the historical forming of our state and also denotes a prevailing attitude.

#2 It differentiates us from Virginia. Everyone seems to have no problem with there being two Carolinas or two Dakotas, but for some reason the fact that West Virginia is a seperate state from Virginia doesn't register. There is no way we can get those fops to change their name to East Virginia. This state slogan will help with that.

#3 It would look good on everyone's liscence plates

#4 It would be extremely funny.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:32 am

West Virginia..

Thank God for Mississippi (since we usually come in 49th to their 50th in all the bad shit)

PassiveObserver · Post by **PassiveObserver** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:50 am

West Virginia: Still not as redneck as Ohio.

SPIKE NESMITH! · Post by **SPIKE NESMITH!** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:16 am

West Virginia: What A State!

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:18 am

West Virginia, "America's Third World".

PassiveObserver · Post by **PassiveObserver** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:31 am

West Virginia: We Know Meth.

SPIKE NESMITH! · Post by **SPIKE NESMITH!** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:46 am

West Virginia! *Richmond Not Included.

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:54 am

"West Virginia: It's all relative"

[size=0]Sorry, couldn't resist[/size]

The People's DJ · Post by **The People's DJ** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:52 am

West Virginia: At least our state university won a bowl game.

The People's DJ · Post by **The People's DJ** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:54 am

Just thought of another one while posting the last one.

West Virginia : A Drain on the Healthcare System.

Dave Loudin · Post by **Dave Loudin** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:10 pm

West Virginia: Thanks for visiting the family.

Bob Loblaw · Post by **Bob Loblaw** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:38 pm

West Virginia: Now with 18% less pollutants in our water - It's ALMOST Drinkable!

CoolBreeze · Post by **CoolBreeze** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:04 pm

Many of these would work: http://www.mywvhome.com/seals.htm

But what bothers me is that those clowns at the Capitol.. having solved all the other serious issues in the state, is wasting our time with this nonsense.

AmpedNow · Post by **AmpedNow** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:19 pm

Welcome To The Workers Paradise of West Virginia

Schaffer · Post by **Schaffer** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:15 pm

West Virginia: Drink it in, it always goes down smooth

West Virginia: IT'S GERMAN FOR A WHALES VAGINA

Dr. Whiplash · Post by **Dr. Whiplash** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:23 pm

"Watch for Possums"

PassiveObserver · Post by **PassiveObserver** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:33 pm

West Virginia: Stop by on your way to Florida.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:37 pm

West Virginia...what the hell where we thinking?

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:39 pm

West Virginia...where bondo is our business!

or

West Virginia...what the fuck you lookin' at, boy?

West Virginia...sure somepeople died in a horrible explosion near Beckley...but OJ Mayo got to play!!