Heeeere's Your Sign

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:39 am

As Bill Engvall states in his comedy routine, some people ought to wear a sign around their neck that says, "I'm Stupid."

Latest examples:

Trucker sheers off roof driving too-big-rig length of Lincoln Tunnel
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19003797

German man falls off balcony in spitting contest
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18980998/

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:14 pm

NYC Man Charged in Bow-And-Arrow Mishap
Jun 5, 6:05 PM (ET)

NEW YORK (AP) - A man celebrating his birthday with a bow and arrow in his apartment was charged with reckless endangerment after an errant shot shattered a window across the street, the district attorney's office said.

Two other arrows hit scaffolding on another building in the affluent East Side neighborhood when Noel Luria, 39, was shooting from his apartment into a target block mounted on his windowsill, police said. No one was injured.

"My intention was not to pick off somebody," he said. "My intentions were to have a good time. I'm turning 40. It's an elegant instrument."

Luria was also charged with criminal mischief and criminal possession of a weapon. A crossbow, a compound bow and 49 arrows were confiscated from Luria's apartment, according to the police complaint.

His attorney, Karen Hamberlin, declined to comment while she investigates the case.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:43 pm

David Paleg wrote:NYC Man Charged in Bow-And-Arrow Mishap
Jun 5, 6:05 PM (ET)

NEW YORK (AP) - A man celebrating his birthday with a bow and arrow in his apartment was charged with reckless endangerment after an errant shot shattered a window across the street, the district attorney's office said.

Two other arrows hit scaffolding on another building in the affluent East Side neighborhood when Noel Luria, 39, was shooting from his apartment into a target block mounted on his windowsill, police said. No one was injured.

see, rednecks don't belong in the city...

jag · Post by **jag** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:14 pm

Or, more correctly, rednecks don't belong. Period.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:57 pm

jag wrote:Or, more correctly, rednecks don't belong. Period.

well i wouldn't go quite that far...

i'm sure there's some good that comes out of their existence......

isn't there?

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:35 pm

Easy, boys.

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:01 am

Hey, if God didn't like rednecks, he wouldn't have made so damn many of them.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:23 am

Damn right, Bob, or should I say Billy-Bob.

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:35 am

Bob Campbell wrote:Hey, if God didn't like rednecks, he wouldn't have made so damn many of them.

Did HE make them or did they make their own?

SPIKE NESMITH! · Post by **SPIKE NESMITH!** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:08 am

Guys. Come on. Live and let live. Everybody has a use on the planet.

If it wasn't for toothless, ugly, stinky halfwitted, in-bred morons living a hopeless existence in abject poverty, who would radio guys look down on?

Lester · Post by **Lester** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:09 am

The Scottish?

(Sorry. If you're gonna set them up like that, I'm going to hit them.

)

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:14 am

You tell 'em, Spike.

Hey, wait..that's my mom you're talking about.

jag · Post by **jag** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:40 pm

If it wasn't for toothless, ugly, stinky halfwitted, in-bred morons living a hopeless existence in abject poverty, who would radio guys look down on?

Given the truth about rednecks, the above quote by Spike is, indeed, a tasteful understatement of fact.

AmpedNow · Post by **AmpedNow** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:58 am

"You ought not talk dat way..."

Big Media · Post by **Big Media** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:15 am

Dude... That pic literally scared the shit out of me.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:23 am

K-Rock wrote:"You ought not talk dat way..."

is that Dave back there on the RV doing a live remote???

AmpedNow · Post by **AmpedNow** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:32 am

I thought it was some big doings at Wheeling town square...

Hoosier Daddy · Post by **Hoosier Daddy** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:51 am

Zak Tyler wrote:

Your typical Bloomdaddy and Teddy the Taint WKKX/WWVA P1 listener and message board poster?

The People's DJ · Post by **The People's DJ** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:08 am

Hoosier Daddy wrote:Your typical Bloomdaddy and Teddy the Taint WKKX/WWVA P1 listener and message board poster?

Oh lovely. Bring that shit in here. Thank you.

Arp2 · Post by **Arp2** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:33 am

fanofbigmedia wrote:Dude... That pic literally scared the shit out of me.

Because it hit too close to home...?