Happy Fathers Day

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:38 pm

We want kids, but my wife has had ovarian problems...soooooooooooo....yeah...

On the upside we have a kitten and a 3 year old border collie.

Too bad you can't put a kid in a litter box.

Bob Loblaw · Post by **Bob Loblaw** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:56 pm

You can...but they wanna make sand castles

[/not that i've tried]

SPIKE NESMITH! · Post by **SPIKE NESMITH!** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:37 am

Lee wrote:We want kids, but my wife has had ovarian problems...soooooooooooo....yeah...

On the upside we have a kitten and a 3 year old border collie.

Too bad you can't put a kid in a litter box.

There's some days I'd say you get the better end of the bargain. Count yourself lucky that you can leave the house to do whatever you want at the drop of a hat and that you don't have someone hand you crayons and balloons at restaurants...

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:39 am

SPIKE NESMITH! wrote:Count yourself lucky that you don't have someone hand you crayons and balloons at restaurants...

i actually request those

and if the wait staff sucks balls, i draw them a tip

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:41 am

Besides, I have Erin which is the same as having a kid. She is easliy amused by crayons.

herdgirl72 · Post by **herdgirl72** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:50 am

Hey, I'm with you Dave...I love my neice & nephew to pieces, however...kids for me? No thanks...I have a cat....

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:59 am

daveinthemorning wrote:Besides, I have Erin which is the same as having a kid. She is easliy amused by crayons.

ya, she was bitchin just the other day how she can't get you to quit eatin' them before she's done coloring.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:04 pm

Its those damn orange ones. They look and smell like sherbet.

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:35 pm

So I guess it wouldn't be a crime if you decided to molest Erin one day?

Think about it Dave, no Chris Hansen and Dateline to bust you...the perfect crime!

I'll meet you in hell, Zak!

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:53 pm

Lee wrote: I'll meet you in hell, Zak!

It's been a good day.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:02 pm

Sorry, can't molest her. I could never molest anyone who loves themselves more than I do. Zak's mother on the other hand....

Lee · Post by **Lee** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:18 pm

You're right about that.

Strippers are fair game. They already have low self esteem. Same with fat girls. Just say they're sexy and feed them a cheeseburger, easy BJ.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:59 am

daveinthemorning wrote:Zak's mother on the other hand....

well, ya, she is pretty hot. but if you do molest her, bring a TV tray with you. or else you'll just have to hold her colostomy bag out of the way

and don't stare at the mole, she's pretty sensative about it.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:48 am

Noted.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:50 am

daveinthemorning wrote:Noted.

oh and bring plenty of weed... glaucoma... yeah, she's got glaucoma

and ho-ho's. bring plenty of ho-ho's too

did i just pimp my mom out for weed and ho-ho's?

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:00 pm

My mom IS a ho-ho.