Gotta love Miss South Carolina!

CoolBreeze · Post by **CoolBreeze** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:17 pm

So WHAT if she's a product of the public education system? I'd tap her if she couldnt find South Carolina on a map! Besides, a "beauty" contest should be about BEAUTY! Not if she can add 2+2 or even is talented! There's only ONE place she needs to be talented, and that will never be shown on TV.
Let's be honest: Men care less about a womans PHDs... he's more interested in her DOUBLE Ds!

And now.. I present to you... the future of America!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII

Arp2 · Post by **Arp2** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:47 pm

Yes...and notice she started out with the politically-correct "I personally believe...," meaning that you can "feel" free to "disagree" with her "answer" with neither one of you "feeling" "bad" or "wrong" for your "answer."

fearpeddler · Post by **fearpeddler** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:12 am

she's definitely got a future as a news anchor

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:57 am

so, basically, what she's trying to say is that our education system that we've established in south africa will help iraqi children in their discovery of south carolina's need for more hot teen beauty pageant contestants to wear spandex on national television while spouting their beliefs on why these south african educated iraqi children deserve a quality us american education in iraq from south africa... for the children.

ok, i got it.

now show me your boobs.

herdgirl72 · Post by **herdgirl72** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:10 am

Here's her brain normally...

"la la la la...BREATHE...la la la la la....BREATHE"

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:23 am

like, such as...

Hoosier Daddy · Post by **Hoosier Daddy** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:47 am

FearPeddler wrote:she's definitely got a future as a news anchor

Yup.
I'd still hit that.

Big Media · Post by **Big Media** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:10 am

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:19 am

Here's a surprise. Erin went on the air with me this morning and defended Ms. SC.

"It could happen to anyone"....

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:30 am

daveinthemorning wrote:Here's a surprise. Erin went on the air with me this morning and defended Ms. SC.

"It could happen to anyone"....

ya dave! haven't you heard that saying "stupid happens"???

Arp2 · Post by **Arp2** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:56 am

daveinthemorning wrote:Here's a surprise. Erin went on the air with me this morning and defended Ms. SC.

It's just soooooooooo unfortunate that you don't stream......

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:01 pm

Yeah, talk to the powers that be.

AmpedNow · Post by **AmpedNow** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:21 pm

She could say whatever she wanted to me... And I would be like, "Wow. You're so smart."

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:42 pm

Dave, see if you can get Erin to answer Ms SC's question on the air live.

Dave Allen · Post by **Dave Allen** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:54 pm

Although Erin defended Miss SC on the air, I feel she could have answered the question in an intelligent manner....

as long as you don't mind the long pauses and frequently drool in between.

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:44 am

so, when does she turn 18??? i need to book a u-haul.

cgarison · Post by **cgarison** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:09 pm

daveinthemorning wrote:as long as you don't mind the long pauses and frequently drool in between.

You mean everything between "I personally believe" and "future for our children." But those phrases are th only givens in an Miss "Whatever" answer.

AmpedNow · Post by **AmpedNow** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:29 pm

cgarison wrote:
daveinthemorning wrote:as long as you don't mind the long pauses and frequently drool in between.
You mean everything between "I personally believe" and "future for our children." But those phrases are th only givens in an Miss "Whatever" answer.

"Uhhh... What?"

AmpedNow · Post by **AmpedNow** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:07 pm

She redeems herself:

http://video.msn.com/v/us/msnbc.htm?g=8 ... =05&fg=rss

Cliffs:

She already is 18. So go ahead and book that U-Haul, Zack...

She was third runner up.

She plans to be a graphic design major, then move to L.A. to design special effects for movie studios. But will probably wind up becoming a millionaire's trophy wife and never have to work again.

She is quite possibly the most beautiful human I've ever seen.

Will almost definitely get spread offers from Playboy and Larry Flint.

/perv

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:48 am

K-Rock wrote:She redeems herself:

http://video.msn.com/v/us/msnbc.htm?g=8 ... =05&fg=rss

oh hell.... they've already changed that link to some senator BS.......