The John Conrad Presidential Media Information Kit

Scott Reppert · Post by **Scott Reppert** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:55 am

Hi. Iâ€™m John Conrad. Iâ€™m running for President of thisy here United States. Now, I know youâ€™ve never heard of me beforeâ€¦but ask ten kids on the street today who Millard Fillmore was and their reply will either have to do with a comic strip or what they want their parents to do to their pockets, so I guess it wonâ€™t matter in time anyway. As for me? I always thought it had to do with Buddy Wilson hitting the big time.

Now seeinâ€™ as how Iâ€™ve been thrown into this election, Iâ€™ve got a little bit to learn. Over a period of years I think Iâ€™ve grasped the art of beinâ€™ thrown out, but this beinâ€™ thrown in is all new territory. But I do think I have a pretty good shot at winning this thing, or at least getting a copy of the â€œtake home versionâ€

Hoosier Daddy · Post by **Hoosier Daddy** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:17 am

I must be missing something. I don't get it.

AARON SCOTT · Post by **AARON SCOTT** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:55 am

I hate to use such harsh letters but John Conrad is the f'ing man

cgarison · Post by **cgarison** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:13 pm

AARON SCOTT wrote:I hate to use such harsh letters but John Conrad is the f'ing man

I'm feelin you on this one. John Conrad has my vote.

Dr. Whiplash · Post by **Dr. Whiplash** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:06 pm

Bringin' the Thing. Mandatory Fry Daddies. Damn I'm a Conrad man.

J. Fox · Post by **J. Fox** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:11 pm

Conrad's got my vote. He is the man

Scott Reppert · Post by **Scott Reppert** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:54 am

And the endorsements come pouring in!!

Brother Stair:

"John Conrad has my vote. As a matter of fact, I am considering the establishment of a "North Compound" located right in Fairmont due to the difference I know that John will make in that region. Maranatha!"

Don Van Vliet (Captain Beefheart):

"Many folks will find it hard to believe that the actual working title for 'Ice Cream For Crow' was 'Ice Cream For John'. I have always been a Conrad man and always will be. Now where's that bobbinet?..."

Eleanor Schano:

"John didn't know it, but I could see him all the while I was doing the weather. I have been a fan ever since! You go, John!"

BrotherStair · Post by **BrotherStair** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:21 pm

Scott Reppert wrote:And the endorsements come pouring in!!

Brother Stair:

"John Conrad has my vote. As a matter of fact, I am considering the establishment of a "North Compound" located right in Fairmont due to the difference I know that John will make in that region. Maranatha!"

the end is near i need a new north compound you heathens