Jerry Lewis Telethon
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Jerry Lewis Telethon
Sunday night thru Monday afternoon, Jessica Ralston hosts.
WSAZ.
WSAZ.
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clubs??? as in plural??? theres only 1 club I know of on MacCorkle in St. Albans and it was that ghetto-wannabe club thats all shut down now, used to be called "burbon st" or sumthin like thatDavid Paleg wrote:Could they ever have the local cutaways live from one of those clubs along MacCorkle Avenue in St. Albans?
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I was stuck at home all weekend because of a major toothache (oral surgery coming my way Wednesday) and I saw a lot of the telethon.
I saw Jessica in three different outfits and she was smokin' hot in all of them. She also looks just as good with her hair pulled back as she does when she wears glasses. She is something else.
Of course, you guys don't see her tremendous inner beauty like I do which is one of the hundred reasons she loves me with so much intensity.
I think she did a great job on the telethon as well (as did Tim and T Cav). It's got to be hard as hell to spend that many hours doing anything on the air, but to try to hype people into giving up dollars without being a schmuck is very difficult even when it is a short time period.
The reason you didn't hear her talk about me is very simple. Her total devotion and obsession with me has to be kept off the air and away from colleagues. If she were to start talking about me that would open the floodgates and instead of talking about MDA and sending kids to camp it would end up being a Nunleython instead of a telethon.
You guys can doubt how much she loves me all you want. It doesn't matter. She knows the truth. I know the truth. That is all that matters.
I saw Jessica in three different outfits and she was smokin' hot in all of them. She also looks just as good with her hair pulled back as she does when she wears glasses. She is something else.
Of course, you guys don't see her tremendous inner beauty like I do which is one of the hundred reasons she loves me with so much intensity.
I think she did a great job on the telethon as well (as did Tim and T Cav). It's got to be hard as hell to spend that many hours doing anything on the air, but to try to hype people into giving up dollars without being a schmuck is very difficult even when it is a short time period.
The reason you didn't hear her talk about me is very simple. Her total devotion and obsession with me has to be kept off the air and away from colleagues. If she were to start talking about me that would open the floodgates and instead of talking about MDA and sending kids to camp it would end up being a Nunleython instead of a telethon.
You guys can doubt how much she loves me all you want. It doesn't matter. She knows the truth. I know the truth. That is all that matters.
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Sorry to hear about toothache.
Part of the problem is WSAZ's lighting.
I noticed in one cut-in the light must have been coming straight down as
suddenly everybody had very pronounced black bags under the eyes.
Kinda scary looking. Jessica did not look as elegant as she would have in an
evening dress, Those pants did not help her appearance.
Does your other tooth hurt too?
Part of the problem is WSAZ's lighting.
I noticed in one cut-in the light must have been coming straight down as
suddenly everybody had very pronounced black bags under the eyes.
Kinda scary looking. Jessica did not look as elegant as she would have in an
evening dress, Those pants did not help her appearance.
Does your other tooth hurt too?
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It's not that Jessica doesn't speak of Jay on the air.. It's that she's doing it in code. Those who know the code get annoyed and have to tune out of her station, because the code translates roughly to: Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay All work and no play make JAY a dull boy. Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay No beer and no TV make homer something something. Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay Jay.
I took that from a transcript of the telethon.
I took that from a transcript of the telethon.