She made national news (naturally)

CoolBreeze · Post by **CoolBreeze** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:35 am

This lady is all over the national news shows this morning, as I assumed she would be...

"Couldnt find her"?? Hell.. you just follow the rope! (geez)

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:03 am

Vagina with legs wrote:I had my pants on and she started coming out. I had to take my pants off. Then she slipped off the seat and into the floor....

is the sh!t THAT loose? no wonder dad isn't smiling.

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:26 am

Latest development; The family has been left homeless by a fire at their mobile home park. The father and children are taking shelter in mom's cooter until a more permanent residence is found.

Arp2 · Post by **Arp2** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:55 am

Um....oh, boy.....

Horrifying!

Who's who? Is that the mom in the middle? Is that the dad on the far right?

I'm really scared, now. For numerous reasons.

Dr. Whiplash · Post by **Dr. Whiplash** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:01 am

See: waving stick in warm room

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:25 am

Dr. Whiplash wrote:See: waving stick in warm room

AmpedNow · Post by **AmpedNow** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:33 pm

best thread ever.

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:45 pm

Zak Tyler wrote:
Vagina with legs wrote:I had my pants on and she started coming out. I had to take my pants off. Then she slipped off the seat and into the floor....

is the sh!t THAT loose? no wonder dad isn't smiling.

All that was missing was a sound effect.

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:58 pm

PLOP!!!!!

Arp2 · Post by **Arp2** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:26 pm

Is there some special category in CarFax for these kinds of events?

lastone · Post by **lastone** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:56 pm

I hope she was sittin' on towels or plastic or something! Else I wouldn't want to ride in that car for a very long time!!

Reminds me of the "help me find my car keys and we'll drive out " joke.

fearpeddler · Post by **fearpeddler** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:57 pm

similar pic was made after the duggers did their special on TLC... they have more than pictured here, it was 17 at the time this was made....

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:27 pm

Does OnStar take you through childbirth step-by-step?

herdgirl72 · Post by **herdgirl72** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:47 pm

Geeze a lou...its not a uterus but a slide....

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:18 am

At used car dealer:

Hey, the car looks great, but is that a giant snail trail in the back seat?

Zak Tyler · Post by **Zak Tyler** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:50 am

herdgirl72 wrote:Geeze a lou...its not a uterus but a slide....

Please wait for the green flashing light before you go, as to not run up the back of the person in front of you.

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:37 am

You must be UNDER 36 inches tall to ride the Giant Uterus.

Arp2 · Post by **Arp2** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:16 am

I read the newspaper article. Yes, it had egregious grammar errors, but that's not important right now.

The "SUV" was only three days old! Leather seats.

Dad was driving her and the entire family to Charleston. Mom's a nurse....in Huntington! What does the fact that she won't give birth there say for her hospital?

The woman seems articulate and attractive. Dad doesn't work, appears a lot older and dumber, looks like a bump on a log, insisted on casually stopping for gas and a cup of coffee on the way, and was wanting to take the kids to school before going to the hospital. What in the world's going on, here??

And they're driving a brand new SUV with leather seats...I take it being a nurse in WV pays really well!

Big Media · Post by **Big Media** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:56 am

Arp2 wrote:I take it being a nurse in WV pays really well!

Indeed. Considering that for every nurse, there are 1 or 2 open positions. Don't per diem nurses make about $800/day?

AmpedNow · Post by **AmpedNow** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:51 pm

Still the best thread ever.