Exercise fo life

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A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.
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In that case I should live to be 417 years old.
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genlock wrote:200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.
How would you like to be stuck in that "had to abstain" group? Not fun times.

(And, yes, I know this is a hoax story, though there may be at least some truth to the theory.)
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You just had to Snopes this to ruin my day.

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