Newsbisuit: "Children no longer believe in their parent

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Newsbisuit: "Children no longer believe in their parents"

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http://newsbiscuit.com/article/children ... arents-266
The traditional Christmas notion of parents bringing the presents for their little children is considered to be completely unworkable by most modern children, a survey has revealed.

‘It’s just not plausible’ said Sean Currie, aged seven. ‘My parents can’t even get it together to get dressed in the morning, to find a job or cook a meal that isn’t microwaved pizza. So the idea that they could have possibly been organized enough to buy and wrap all those presents that appeared last Christmas – well it just isn’t possible.
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