More Punnage...Or Is That Punage?

[Scott Reppert]

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

She was only a whisky maker but he loved her still.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a potential weapon of math disruption.

The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in by a restaurant entrance. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head'.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.Then it hit me.

Signs at the drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass'. One was on the lawn, one was in a waiting room.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse replied that there had been no change yet.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now considered a seasoned veteran.

Cannibals got a taste of religion when they ate a missionary.

Don't join dangerous cults, always practice safe sects.

[jag]

<groan>

In fact, <MEGA groan>.

I suppose my response is only natural, given that puns are not something for children. They should be used only by "groan" ups!..

[AmpedNow]

I know what I'm having for dinner tonight...

LOTS OF CORN.