United States Sirloin, American Turkey & Tripe

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The first test-tube beefburger made of mince grown from stem cells is only a year away, scientists claim.

They believe their creation could pave the way for humans being able to eat meat without animals being slaughtered.

The Dutch scientists predict that over the next few decades the world’s population will increase so quickly that there will not be enough livestock to go round for people to eat.
The real thing: |In future beefburgers will be produced from stem cells made in laboratories

The real thing: |In future beefburgers will be produced from stem cells made in laboratories

In future, they say it’s possible that the only meat available will have been grown in a lab so test-tube beef, chicken and lamb will be normality.
HOW THE BURGER IS MADE FROM STEM CELLS

This is how the process will work for hamburgers made from stem cells.

1, A sample of the cell is taken from a healthy cow.

2, 10,000 stem cells are extracted from the sample.

3,Cells divide and billions grow under laboratory conditions in a dish.

4,Young muscle cells are grown on a a 'scaffold' that puts tension on them to bulk them up.

5, Muscle fibres are minced and turned into burgers.

The scientists are currently developing a burger which will be grown from 10,000 stem cells extracted from cattle, which are then left in the lab to multiply more than a billion times to produce muscle tissue similar to beef.

Mark Post, professor of physiology at Maastricht University in Holland, who is behind the project, said: 'We are trying to prove to the world we can make a product out of this,”

'In vitro meat will be the only choice left. I don’t see any way you could rely on old-fashioned livestock in the coming decades.”

'We need a courageous person who is willing to be the first to taste it. If no one comes forward then it might be me.'

He told Scientific American magazine that he thought the first burger could be made within a year.

In 2009 scientists from the same university grew strips of pork using the same method.

But they admitted it wasn’t particularly appetising and was grey in colour with a texture similar to calamari.

And scientists in New York also managed to grow fish fillets in the lab from cells taken from goldfish muscle tissue.

Even if the initial results don’t taste quite the same as traditional meat, scientists are convinced the public will soon get used to it especially if they don’t have a choice.

The world’s meat consumption is expected to double by 2050 as the population increases.

Many scientists believe that there could be a food crisis because the number of crops and livestock will simply not be able to keep pace with demand.

The Dutch researchers – who are currently leading the world in the production of artificial meat- believe that the test-tube burger is only first stage in a new food revolution that might be able to solve this problem.

Eventually they hope to be able to manufacture a wide range of meat products.

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That will damned near put PETA out of business.

However, I can see the possibilities:

The Chinese can continue eating cats and dogs.
The closet hillbillies can eat possum again.
The cannibals can eat people.
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SO HOW DOES IT TASTE ? OR IS IT FLAVORLESS WITHOUT 'SEASONING' ?

(Mix it with soy and have 25 cent burgers again....ummmmm... Mcstemcells with secret sauce !)

Call it anything, just don't call it MEAT !


oh yes, the most important part of the story...."IF THEY DON'T HAVE A CHOICE"

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