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No, not music... but old sayings.

This TOO FUNNY headline appears on FARK.com. Do you know what it means?

Half of men surveyed would dump their girlfriend if she got fat. The other half spotted buying flour in bulk

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Does it mean that the other half preferred larger ladies and were doing whatever it took to get them that way?

In my mind I'm seeing Dudley Dickerson baking a cake, for some reason...
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Doubtful, young Scotty. I'm guessing there's plenty of rolling around and searching inleiu of baking

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Clay JD Walker wrote:Doubtful, young Scotty. I'm guessing there's plenty of rolling around and searching inleiu of baking

Just sayin
Hmmm. Nice angle. Or should I say 'crevice'?
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I assume it's a reference to rolling them in the flour to find the wet spot.
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I tried in the best non-offensive way I could for dear 'ol Scott.

Personally, a classic 'yo mama' joke would have been applicable, but c'mon, Scott's a man of God.
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Jay Nunley wrote:I assume it's a reference to rolling them in the flour to find the wet spot.

I knew Nunley would tie this to science.
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Jay Nunley wrote:I assume it's a reference to rolling them in the flour to find the wet spot.
BINGO! :lol:
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Clay JD Walker wrote:I tried in the best non-offensive way I could for dear 'ol Scott.
Personally, a classic 'yo mama' joke would have been applicable, but c'mon, Scott's a man of God.
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I thought that they were trying to get started on getting rid of who they had with this as an excuse??
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Jay Nunley wrote:I assume it's a reference to rolling them in the flour to find the wet spot.
Admit it Jay. You pray every night that Jessica Ralston will do that to you.
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Bob Campbell wrote:
Jay Nunley wrote:I assume it's a reference to rolling them in the flour to find the wet spot.
Admit it Jay. You pray every night that Jessica Ralston will do that to you.

I admit nothing of the sort. Our love is pure.
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