Steve Z. Animal out at WKLC... again.

[S T E V E A N I M A L]

NOTICE TO ALL who might care: For the third time now in 20 years, I’ve had to leave WKLC-FM. I just received an email from a friend of a contact who stated that they didn’t know where I was. If you have tried to call me at Rock 105 I am sorry that they did not tell you how to contact me. I am now at The Tri-State’s CW, WQCW-TV in Charleston. (304) 344-9729, ext. 1515. Now go tell the others. ;o)
Thanks.

[Lisa]

Odd....they didn't know where you were.
Glad you survived. Emma would support your decision I am sure.

[Jay Nunley]

I don't understand.

Don't get me wrong, I totally understand why you left WKLC.

What I don't understand is why anyone would want to contact you.

Douchebag.

[Cameron]

O.K. So I only left twice. We've established there's no longer a tie. Who's in the lead now? Jay? Steve?
Rockin' Rob?

[S T E V E A N I M A L]

I went back because of Jay and mostly for Emma... she was awesome!
I miss her.

Jay... not so much. His mind numbing, jaw flapping I'm so wonderful attitude
made me vomit daily. I'm vomiting right now.

[Jay Nunley]

I'm in the lead. I worked there five different times.

Analmal! Don't give everyone the wrong impression. I don't have and never had an "I'm so wonderful" attitude.

I admit to a "hate everybody" attitude, but not the mindset you previously described.

I will, however, admit to being both verbose and mind numbing.

The nausea you feel is from your recent trip to Logan. You'll get used to it. It takes about 6 weeks.

[Bob Campbell]

Damn, just having you two douchebags posting back to back is making me hurl. And I haven't actually talked to Jay face to face in what, 20 years?
Hope you have a chance to work with less douchebags now Animal.
Oh god, I have to retch again....

[S T E V E A N I M A L]

This is obviously like a bad car wreck... I keep coming back to look at this mess!

[Lisa]

I see it more like SURVIVING a bad car wreck. You want to go to the junk yard to look at your car to reassure yourself that you came out of it intact.

[S T E V E A N I M A L]

I agree!

AND where's the insurance adjuster with my check... don't I get a check for this long term care and therapy that I'm gonna need?

[Lisa]

Good luck with that!!! Count yourself lucky you got out with your balls intact. (and your soul!)

I only know of one person that got out with a check... after years of fighting for it.

[DJSHOCKLEY]

NOTICE TO ALL who might care: For the third time now in 20 years, I’ve had to leave WKLC-FM. I just received an email from a friend of a contact who stated that they didn’t know where I was. If you have tried to call me at Rock 105 I am sorry that they did not tell you how to contact me. I am now at The Tri-State’s CW, WQCW-TV in Charleston. (304) 344-9729, ext. 1515. Now go tell the others. ;o)
Thanks.

That makes 3 times for you and I both brother..

Except I wasn't dumb enough to do it fulltime....

[Schaffer]

Animal, did you leave the memo in everybody's mailbox reminding them to not let you in the building outside of business hours.

[SHADOW]

The devil has vacated Hell because he couldn't take one more moment with Emma and her demons. Just the mention of her name is causing hurricanes, vocanos, wars, disease, boiled filled pus and pain that even Dick Chaney hadn't thought of. Go forth as speak no more of the ultimate anti-christ, Emma Allen. (Someone forgot to put the stake in her).

[cgarison]

The devil has vacated Hell because he couldn't take one more moment with Emma and her demons. Just the mention of her name is causing hurricanes, vocanos, wars, disease, boiled filled pus and pain that even Dick Chaney hadn't thought of. Go forth as speak no more of the ultimate anti-christ, Emma Allen. (Someone forgot to put the stake in her).

Earthquake....
Hurricane...
Floods....

And now possibly another hurricane may strike the mid-Atlantic by the end of the week with (of course) more floods.

If I find out who spoke her name and brought this fury on The Encampment then I will have to pay them a visit. For now, I will let things settle while I sip some good 12 year old bourbon on the back porch looking out at the "lower 40" at The Compound and pray the storms blow through.

[Jay Nunley]

The devil has vacated Hell because he couldn't take one more moment with Emma and her demons. Just the mention of her name is causing hurricanes, vocanos, wars, disease, boiled filled pus and pain that even Dick Chaney hadn't thought of. Go forth as speak no more of the ultimate anti-christ, Emma Allen. (Someone forgot to put the stake in her).

Hmmm. I'm having trouble with this one.

If this is a joke based on Emma's irascibility and caustic demeanor it's a really good one.

If it is an actual criticism, well, go fuck yourself.

[SHADOW]

Nunley... you have always acted as if you were the only authenic "know it alll" about WKLC. But your reaction to this thread shows how little you really knew. She collected the same small salary for all the years she worked there from her first day of employment. No increase in pay. (confirmed by Lisa Marie, Lynn Martin's daughter). She was not only single, but estranged from her daughter. Even her landlady who rented her apartment above the garage in Hometown coundn't get along with her.

Lynn Martin alllowed her to behave the way she did because he never trusted any of his broadcast employees as an absentee owner, and he took advantage of her, as he did with you and many, many others. She was his eyes and ears, and giving her an untouchable position from the many managers, to be "caustic" and to watch and report about everyone. To some she would be nicer, and others, well you should know. I have never met you, Nunley, but your ego has cast a large coverage. You do not have the authority to react to me as you have done. I talked to Jessica Ralston, and thinks you are a sad joke.

As a english teahcer in Logan County, and self professed "swearmaster", take your own advice, and do something you are good doing, have sex with yourself. You have stated to everyone on this board that you are the greatest program director,
ever. But you don't know anything about people you work with. Stick with teaching Logan County students. You can demostrate to them with professional knowledge about what you told me to do.

[Jay Nunley]

So, that wasn't a very well crafted joke you wrote (despite poor grammar and spelling). Bummer. It would have been a good one.

Oh, and it would be "as an English teacher" and "I talked to Jessica Ralston. She thinks you are a sad joke."

I would correct the rest, but I'm not an English teacher, yet. I'll respond to your charges when I get a chance. This is great. Thanks for giving me an excuse to talk about myself and to be a smartass.

[Jay Nunley]

Nunley... you have always acted as if you were the only authenic "know it alll" about WKLC.

No I haven’t. I don’t know who the morning guy was in 1984. I can’t remember the names of 60-70% of the sales people who worked there when I did. I didn’t know the exact location of the old tower until if fell down.

apartment above the garage in Hometown

She didn’t live in Hometown. She lived in Bancroft. This is not important information. I just wanted to point it out to generate further questions about your veracity.

and he took advantage of her, as he did with you and many, many others.

He sure did, but many of us took that as part of the package (including the pay scale).

To some she would be nicer, and others, well you should know.

I do know. She was always great to me. She loved WKLC. She spent a lot of time making my job easier. This is probably why I defended her even though she is dead and won’t ever know I did so.

but your ego has cast a large coverage.

I’m not sure if that is a mixed metaphor or just bad syntax and I’m not exactly sure what it means. This is the trouble when discussing things with semi-literate assbags.

In any case, if you really want to be impressed, you should see the coverage my ass casts over my recliner. If you were trying to say I have a giant ego you may also want to point out that the sky is blue and the ocean has a lot of water in it.

You do not have the authority to react to me as you have done.

Authority? I don’t need any authority to tell someone to go fuck themselves. Neither does anyone else.

I talked to Jessica Ralston, and thinks you are a sad joke.

How does that make her different from every other woman in my life? She still adores me and is obsessed with me.

As a english teahcer in Logan County,

I’m neither "a english teahcer" nor an English teacher. I do news at WVOW. I won’t be a teacher for a least another year.

self professed "swearmaster"

It isn’t self-professed. Spike Nesmith suggested I be placed in that post and the message board moderators bestowed the honor upon me. They did so because of my encyclopedic knowledge of the proper use of “swear” words for emphasis, humor, and accuracy.

You have stated to everyone on this board that you are the greatest program director, ever.

No, I haven’t. I am the greatest program director ever, but I never stated it on this board... until just now.

But you don't know anything about people you work with.

Yes, I do. Dave Allen likes beer. Erin Williamson likes shoes. I even know stuff about people I used to work with too. Steve Animal doesn’t like cats. Brian Thompson is a fan of Star Wars. Rick Kline is going to be an engineer (not the radio or railroad kind). Kris Brown has a foot fetish whether he will admit it or not.

with professional knowledge about what you told me to do.

How did you know I’m rather good at self love? I have an almost perfect record on that. There was this one time I failed to give myself a happy ending, but I had a severe flu and probably shouldn’t have tried that day. I didn’t know you could go pro. Is there a league or something?

[SHADOW]

Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch? Ha!