Full moon out? The Weird News thread

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:18 am

I thought I might post something other than the latest celebrity obituaries. I usually post these on another board, so I guess they could go here, too.

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Woman Told She Miscarried; Baby Still Alive
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/28868218/detail.html

Men Nearly Drown In Flooded Elevator
http://www.wftv.com/news/28871833/detail.html

Police Arrest Nude Fisherman
http://www.kirotv.com/news/28873816/detail.html

Did Butch Cassidy Survive And Move To Washington State?
http://www.kirotv.com/news/28874510/detail.html

'Wiener War' Begins In Chicago
http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2011/08 ... n-chicago/

Girl's Donated Organs Save 7 After Amoeba Death
http://www.wftv.com/news/28868929/detail.html

Witness: Half Naked Woman Crashes Into Pole With Child In Car
http://www.wpxi.com/news/28870870/detail.html

Puppy Found Near Trash Site A Day After Being Snatched From Fla. Pet Store
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/puppy ... 37918.html

Human Skull Found On Street Of Texas Town
http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/ ... le_st.html

'Anonymous' Hacks Into Bay Area Government Sites, Leaks Data
http://www.ktvu.com/news/28863267/detail.html

"Planking" student not welcome at Western Kentucky University
http://www.kentucky.com/2011/08/13/1843 ... nking.html

Ice cream flavor of the day changed to "Penis and cream and crap"
http://brookfield-wi.patch.com/articles ... henanigans

Sheriff considers charging inmates a jail-stay fee of $33 per day
http://www.wisconsinrapidstribune.com/a ... t|WRT-News

Mom beats son with cable after discovering he's on Facebook
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 4056.story

Married woman wants $350,000 after getting herpes during fling
http://gazettextra.com/news/2011/jul/26 ... ng-herpes/

Man Drives 1,400 Miles For Pizza
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/28 ... etail.html

Man Creates Life-Size 'Mouse Trap' Board Game
http://www.wtae.com/video/28851352/detail.html

Memorial Bridge For Sale -- Bidding Starts At $1
http://www.wmur.com/news/28868014/detail.html

Casino opening delayed due to bird poop
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/15/ ... 313427937/

Nun celebrates 105th birthday
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/15/ ... 313427496/

Rats the size of rabbits overrun NYC park
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/15/ ... 313425834/

'World's Largest Stove' destroyed
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/15/ ... 313424905/

Theme park Cinderella accepts proposal
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/15/ ... 313424108/

Bullfrog found riding in Boston taxicab
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/15/ ... 313419677/

Army team seeks to simplify language
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/15/ ... 313419156/

Teenager Gets Helping Hand With Bionic Arm
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/teenager-gets- ... 59018.html

Call for ewe-turn on N.Z.'s 'running of the sheep'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/call-ewe-turn- ... 41935.html

Spies plotted to feed Hitler female hormones to win war
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/spies-plotted- ... n-war.html

China dubs new US ambassador 'the backpacker'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/china-dubs-us- ... 42161.html

German boy told to clean up calls cops over 'forced labor'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/german-boy-tol ... 35309.html

Art thieves nab $250,000 Rembrandt from hotel
http://news.yahoo.com/art-thieves-nab-2 ... 13836.html

China’s Cops On Rollerblades And High Heels
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/15 ... igh-heels/

Teen Lengthens Tongue To Speak Korean
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... 25936.html

Getaway Stalls As Suspect Can't Drive Stick Shift
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... ird%20News

Speed Record Attempt Fails After Car Veers Off Course
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... 27090.html

Enormous 'Golden Eye' Diamond To Be Auctioned
http://www.aol.com/2011/08/15/golden-ey ... 27000.html

Don't Drop The Soap -- 152 Women and Men Set World Record For Biggest
Group Shower
http://www.aol.com/2011/08/15/group-sho ... 27007.html

2nd Art Attack By Woman At DC Museum
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... 26928.html

Cops: Man Threatened To Put Pipe Bomb In 2-Year-Old's Bedroom
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... 27216.html

Man accused of DUI could hardly ID his 6-year-old daughter in car
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2011/aug/14/ ... -year-old/

Man charged with strangling dog
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/defuni ... rings.html

Plus-sized model has converted her home into a silent nursery filled with
handmade, eerily lifelike baby dolls she keeps carefully arranged in
carriages and cribs
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/stat ... KJjs0DkuSM

Study finds mean people earn more money
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/08/15/s ... ore-money/

Houston's red light cameras, which were shut down by voters then
reactivated by a federal judge, are about to be shut down by the mayor
then reactivated by a federal judge
http://www.thenewspaper.com/news/35/3559.asp

Woman who drinks up to 28 pints a day arrested for stealing bacon
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... s-DAY.html

Palm Bay woman held after nutcracker attack on man
http://www.floridatoday.com/article/201 ... attack-man

Woman agrees to meet her ex-boyfriend in the parking lot of a Walmart in
order to retrieve her short pink shorts, panties and bras from his cars.
Things rapidly go downhill from there
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/ni ... rrest.html

Amazon CEO applies for patent for cell phone airbags
http://www.shortlist.com/cool-stuff/gad ... -rotator-2

Three teens charged with second-degree murder in Barrie mini-putt death
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/nat ... le2129016/

High school students pass out brownies secretly laced with pot at summer
band camp
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crim ... f6878.html

What not to have tattooed on your forehead when being arrested by police
http://www.sunshineslate.com/2011/08/14 ... o-on-face/

Give me your tired, your poor, your suicidal woman, jumping suddenly
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manh ... nV68GjaciJ

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:48 pm

IRS: Calif. Woman Claims 19 Non-Existent Children
http://www.ktvu.com/news/28876800/detail.html

Man Dies After Makeshift Dump Site Collapses On Him
http://www.wtov9.com/news/28874823/detail.html

Parent Pepper Sprayed At School
http://www.ajc.com/news/clayton/mother- ... 12075.html

Br'er Rabbit Statue Found, But It's Damaged
http://www.ajc.com/news/brer-rabbit-sta ... 12155.html

Okla. 'Tower Man' Hears His Mother, Others Pleading
http://www.krmg.com/news/news/local/tow ... ing/nDJTJ/

Teen Accused Of Stabbing Great-Grandmother To Death With Sword
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/28873524/detail.html

Customs Finds $600K Cash In Shipped Tortilla Presses
http://www.whiotv.com/news/28874871/detail.html

Boy May Lose $50K Award For Hockey Shot
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/28880652/detail.html

'Vampire' Breaks Into Woman's Home, Bites Her
http://www.wftv.com/news/28879938/detail.html

Police: 'Flash Mob' Robs Md. Convenience Store
http://www.wftv.com/news/28883621/detail.html

Starbucks CEO To DC: You've Been Cut Off
http://www.wftv.com/money/28882077/detail.html

Toil And Trouble Over 'I'm Not A Witch' Ad
http://www.wftv.com/politics/28882073/detail.html

KISS Booted From Jackson Tribute Amid Uproar
http://www.kirotv.com/news/28877465/detail.html

Man busy with movie-pirating forgets to register as a sex offender
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crim ... 0f31a.html

Teen claiming to be vampire jailed after biting woman's neck
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/hea ... 98131.html

Man charged after giving candy bars to girls, licking lips of one
http://triblocal.com/naperville/2011/08 ... candy-bar/

Man crashes into Waffle House and injures waitress-wife
http://www.newsherald.com/news/truck-96 ... beach.html

Angry McDonald's customer refuses to leave drive-thru lane
http://brookfield-wi.patch.com/articles ... drive-thru

Bachmann blunders on Elvis tribute
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/16/ ... 313530975/

Man on forklift leads police on chase
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/16/ ... 313510792/

Woman sues after getting stuck in tub for 30 hours
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/16/ ... 313510654/

45 babies born in 48 hours at hospital
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/16/ ... 313508979/

Man was 'a billionaire for a minute'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/16/ ... 313508211/

Car grill parakeet adopted
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/16/ ... 313507643/

Woman unhappy with 20-ton boulder 'gift'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/16/ ... 313499630/

Man lands 573-lb. shark with 13-lb. line
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/16/ ... 313483400/

Couple's llamas come inside to cool off
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/16/ ... 313478000/

Chimp breaks into zoo kitchen
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/15/ ... 313464201/

Escaped cow turns spotlight on German town
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/15/ ... 313460079/

Young man steals 'Bieber'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/15/ ... 313455579/

Obama jokes bodyguards will keep boys from daughters
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/obama-jokes-bo ... 31080.html

Mouse grounds Swedish flight
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/mouse-grounds- ... 38976.html

Rockers AC/DC launch wine range
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rockers-ac-dc- ... 51806.html

In-flight film "explains" mysteries of female sexual pleasure
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/flight-film-ex ... 55138.html

Turkmen leader wages war on satellite dishes
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/turkmen-leader ... 13890.html

Chinese Artist Carves Amazing Images... On Leaves (PHOTOS, VIDEOs)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... 25700.html

Stolen Can Of Beer Could Send Woman To Prison For 10 Years
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... 28694.html

Jail Uses Cats To Calm Inmates
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... 28494.html

Dog Snatching Jumps Up By 32% This Year, Group Reports
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... 28419.html

Mother Gets Probation In Home Circumcision Case
http://www.aol.com/2011/08/16/keemonta- ... 28094.html

Report:Teacher slammed pre-schooler's face into desk
http://www.clickorlando.com/education/2 ... etail.html

Cops: Felon shot himself, got busted for possessing gun
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 6537.story

Man, 20, in critical condition after stabbing at McDonald's
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime ... 46836.html

Oh, did I mess up your entire morning commute? Hawkward
http://www.cbsatlanta.com/story/1526736 ... state-ramp

USB-Powered Vibrator With 8GB Storage
http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2011/08/ ... b-storage/

Bank of America customer service rep transfers man to a foot-fetish hotline
http://consumerist.com/2011/08/i-dont-d ... -line.html

Loyola study: Want to stave off Alzheimer’s? Have a drink
http://www.suntimes.com/7102179-417/loy ... drink.html

Nazi, jihadist, Asperger's sufferer, gun nut, and Law & Order fan pleads guilty to terrorism charges
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.c ... ack_us.php

Chinese restaurant chef accused of wontonly stabbing two employees
http://www.suntimes.com/7099697-417/emp ... bbing.html

If you've recently lost a skull, these garbage men have it stuck on a pole for you
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/sound/ar ... 992421.php

Beauty tool that looks like it could kill you could actually kill you
http://www.cnngo.com/hong-kong/life/mic ... 5525?pi=pi

Woman offers $1,000 on Facebook to anyone who will kill her boyfriend
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story%3Fsec ... le-8309004

Man uses weed trimmer on his father to take a little off the top
http://www.suntimes.com/7083140-417/woo ... immer.html

Cuba's daiquiri diplomacy plan: opening Hemingway's Bar inside their embassy and not charging for drinks
http://www.theatlantic.com/internationa ... cy/243678/

Megachurch pastor who wanted to protect kids from drugs dies from apparent drug overdose
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/08/ ... 2761.shtml

Man loses driving privileges for 12 months after being caught using two phones at once
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/uk ... 6116075024

Researchers say alcohol linked to insomnia -- like when your drunk neighbors keep you up all night
http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2011/08/ ... %26or%3Dhn

Researchers claim every hour of watching TV shortens your life by 22 minutes
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healt ... nutes.html

Apparently, there's nothing illegal about engaging in bodybuilding competitions while collecting injury disability from the fire department
http://www.boston.com/Boston/metrodesk/ ... index.html

It's 10 PM. Do you know where *your* child-porn downloading cop is parked and using your unencrypted router connections?
http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2011/aug/1 ... rs-church/

Bob Campbell · Post by **Bob Campbell** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:10 am

And there's two weeks worth of show prep for the "We Didn't Make It Up" segment of my show.
Thank you both.

Scott Reppert · Post by **Scott Reppert** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:07 am

I like "Tower Man". I think I did that once but forgot to make any demands.

As for the "full moon" thing: if you don't believe weird kinda stuff happens when there is one, you oughta hang around a nursing home on those evenings/nights. The place goes batcrap...

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:56 am

Swedish House Up For Sale, Complete With Skeleton
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/28891536/detail.html

Girl Names Street After Justin Bieber
http://www.wftv.com/entertainment/28891967/detail.html

Brain-Eating Amoebas Blamed In Three Deaths
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/28893456/detail.html

Missing Ohio ballpark statue found at police dept.
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110816/D9P55V203.html

14,000 People Wrongly Declared Dead Yearly
http://www.wftv.com/health/28889435/detail.html

Police: Contractor Interrupts Tacoma Burglary, Shoots Suspect
http://www.kirotv.com/news/28894856/detail.html

Grandmother, 7-Year-Old Boy Found Living In Woods
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/28887436/detail.html

Wayward Whale Delighted Observers Before Her Death
http://www.ktvu.com/news/28889374/detail.html

So Far, No Rabies Exposure From Bat On Plane
http://www.ajc.com/news/so-far-no-rabies-1115539.html

Okla. 'Tower Man' Down Safe And Sound
http://www.krmg.com/news/news/local/tow ... und/nDJ5g/

Teen Rescued From Tree After 50-Foot Fall
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/28887595/detail.html

8 Injured After Lightning Strike At SeaWorld
http://www.wftv.com/news/28885091/detail.html

Man Charged With Stealing Car, Having It Crushed
http://www.kirotv.com/news/28894129/detail.html

Police: Teen Plotted To Plant Bombs At School
http://www.kirotv.com/news/28892277/detail.html

Theater will boot cellphone users -- and not give them refunds
http://www.news-leader.com/article/2011 ... |FRONTPAGE

Nude man rescued from storm drain, then arrested for burglary
http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2011/aug/0 ... -arrested/

Lawyer threatens to kill girlfriend during naked swordfight
http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.d ... 1110812021

Airline passenger: Depardieu urinated on plane
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8311196

San Francisco's BART Website Hacked For 2nd Time
http://www.kmbc.com/technology/28898823/detail.html

Rare Bonsai Trees Stolen From Greenhouse
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/28 ... etail.html

Obama: Waffles ... pie ... yum ...
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/17/ ... 313607476/

Neighbors complain about noisy tent church
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/17/ ... 313628546/

Jails confiscate raw chicken, snow tire
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/17/ ... 313599710/

Man facing charges over pigeons
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/17/ ... 313598574/

White Sox play video games with soldiers
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/17/ ... 313597089/

Swedish grandma delivers baby in park
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/17/ ... 313595796/

Prisoners complain about TV channels
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/17/ ... 313595134/

Kuwait driver cited for bad breath
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/17/ ... 313594598/

Russian funeral home accused of $2.4M scam
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/17/ ... 313594011/

Bride unaware she arrived at own wedding
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/17/ ... 313587548/

Police: Man arrested for fake crack
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/17/ ... 313566200/

Man finds wedding violinist on anniversary
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/17/ ... 313564400/

N.Z. rugby sex ban campaign pulled
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blacks-fans-re ... 44466.html

Betrayed N.Z. wife smashes car into wrong property
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/betrayed-n-z-w ... 04871.html

Giant South American rodent spotted in California
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/giant-south-am ... 08498.html

Mile high blub: Virgin issues 'weepy' warnings
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/mile-high-blub ... 21748.html

Montana dog becomes local celebrity for his math skills
http://news.yahoo.com/montana-dog-becom ... 23217.html

Ripped Barbie Doll Becomes Jewelry
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... 28818.html

Ex-U.K. UFO Project Chief Apologizes For 'Spin And Dirty Tricks'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... 27351.html

Royal Scarecrows: William And Kate Get Stuffed At U.K. Festival
http://www.aol.com/2011/08/17/kettlewel ... ird%20News

Man Who Stole, Swallowed Diamond Ring Gets 12-Day Sentence
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... ird%20News

Man Living With 154 Reptiles Arrested After Snake Bites Him (PHOTOS, VIDEO)
http://www.aol.com/2011/08/16/man-livin ... ird%20News

Garbage Truck Breaks Through Wall, Dangles From Third Floor
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... ird%20News

Four-Legged Arson Suspect Likely Still At Large
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... ird%20News

Chef Assaults Kitchen Staffer After Critic Calls Food 'Disgusting'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... ird%20News

Kentucky Man Plans 'Authentic' Noah's Ark
http://www.aol.com/2011/08/17/new-noahs ... ird%20News

'City Chicks' Hit The Streets Of Sydney
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/08 ... ird%20News

A Sinister Find At A Meth Bust In Loma Linda
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... ird%20News

No prosecution of Pastor for voyeurism — at his church
http://www.news4jax.com/news/28880543/detail.html

Woman trafficked drugs in her bra, deputies say
http://www.winknews.com/Local-Florida/2 ... in-her-bra

Ex-NBA ref kills himself on the same day his wife's strangled body was found. Authorities say there is no evidence the two deaths are connected. Really, they said that, out loud and everything
http://news.yahoo.com/ex-nba-ref-kills- ... 25334.html

Houston, we have a problem: Female lawyer gets Lexus stuck in concrete after attempting rush hour U-turn
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... on-TX.html

Girl attacked by macaque in Wal-Mart parking lot
http://articles.ky3.com/2011-08-16/monk ... k_29894837

75% of high school kids in Illinois are not ready for college, but fortunately, they can't read their college rejection notices
http://www.wlsam.com/Article.asp?id=2263660&spid=

City will shut down fountains near Phish concert to keep smelly hippies out of the water
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_18699617

Remember how gas prices were dropping? A refinery in Memphis just exploded, so forget about that
http://www.wreg.com/news/wreg-valero-ex ... 8839.story

Man arrested for theft of oilfield equipment after he was placed at scene at time of the theft by GPS device. He wore it as part of his release on bond for stealing oilfield equipment
http://newsok.com/gps-places-oklahoma-b ... nes_widget

Not news: school girl forced to write note of apology to another student. News: For allowing him to rape her. Weird News: Being raped is a public display of affection and is an expellable offense
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/08/ ... 3533.shtml

Anonymous neighbor complains about man's garden, man's fellow neighbors come to his defense and the city inspector ends up trading gardening tips with him
http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/ ... 002e0.html

If you regularly use hand sanitizers, brush your teeth after every meal, and pop nutritional supplements like they're going out of style, you're probably doing your body more harm than good
http://www.mnn.com/health/fitness-well- ... -than-good

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:57 am

NY man, 61, suing over skimpy lifeguard trunks
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110818/D9P6IDG82.html

Billy goat spells grief for German tourists
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110818/D9P6NT680.html

Snake bites man in car after yard sale purchase
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110818/D9P6KQ2O1.html

Bat causes stir at NH selectman's meeting
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110818/D9P6GVCO0.html

Officials clean up toilet-papered Idaho river
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110817/D9P60DC82.html

Army: Ballistic Boxers Work; Ballistic Cups, Not So Much
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/28910533/detail.html

Town Replaces Stolen Justin Bieber Way Street Sign
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/28905456/detail.html

Adult-Inspired Lingerie Marketed For Young Girls
http://www.wftv.com/family/28905818/detail.html

Jihadists Threaten David Letterman
http://www.wftv.com/entertainment/28900304/detail.html

Former Olympia School Bus Assistant Sentenced For Child Molestation
http://www.kirotv.com/news/28910855/detail.html

Man Accused Of Killing Sister Whose Complaint Sent Him To Prison
http://www.whiotv.com/news/28890995/detail.html

Changes Made To Universal's Harry Potter Roller Coaster
http://www.wftv.com/news/28890787/detail.html

Teacher Fired For Facebook Pics Awaits Court Ruling
http://blogs.ajc.com/get-schooled-blog/ ... -decision/

Former Ms. Washington Accused In 7-Year-Old Slaying
http://www.kirotv.com/news/28893933/detail.html

Stage Collapse Kills 5 At Belgium Music Fest.
http://www.kirotv.com/news/28912443/detail.html

"Fred Flintstone wannabe" uses feet to stop car, hits 4 vehicles
http://www.freep.com/article/20110818/N ... -along-way

Lollapalooza band rewards cops for recovering stolen instruments
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/loca ... 7851.story

Thirteen people claim to own parakeet rescued from car grill
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/browar ... 2788.story

Birthday Cake Explosion Injures 3
http://www.wbaltv.com/news/28903219/detail.html

Horse Survives Wild Highway Ride
http://www.koat.com/news/28896515/detail.html

Research Says Dogs Really Can Smell Cancer
http://www.kmbc.com/health/28908730/detail.html

Donations replace stolen wedding gown
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/19/ ... 313742600/

Van thief took children home
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/19/ ... 313739000/

18-pound lobster joins New York Aquarium
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/19/ ... 313737200/

14-foot python found in Ohio back yard
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/18/ ... 313687520/

San Diego beach odors a mystery
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/18/ ... 313687363/

Dog transports keys for golf course carts
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/18/ ... 313686597/

Girl, 9, proud owner of classic car
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/18/ ... 313685304/

Medvedev's wife to attend blonde gathering
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/18/ ... 313683248/

Studded bra straps headed for infomercial
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/18/ ... 313656200/

Judge tosses Girl Scout cookie lawsuit
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/18/ ... 313654400/

Company offers phone-based therapy
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/18/ ... 313650800/

Latvian police track escaped brown bear
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/latvian-police ... 06580.html

Biden baulks at Chinese restaurant speciality
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/biden-baulks-c ... 04481.html

Wordplay: from growleries to woots and beyond
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/wordplay-growl ... 04864.html

Bees on Russian plane panic passengers
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/bees-russian-p ... 22923.html

And America's most trusted celebrity is...
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/americas-most- ... 42646.html

Texas 'vampire' arrest sparks discussion on pop culture
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/texas-vampire- ... 59231.html

Indian Man Breaks Limca Record for Cracking Coconuts
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/18 ... -coconuts/

Brazilian Sleeps In Coffin To Honor His Friend
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... 31009.html

Mother Hears Daughter's Final Agony As She Is Eaten Alive By Bears
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... ird%20News

Accused Bigamist Doesn't Remember His First Wife
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... 30446.html

Otis, Skydiving Pug, Makes 64th Jump
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... 29874.html

Scientists Create 'Bullet-Proof Skin'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... ird%20News

UPDATE: Mystery Orange Goo In Alaska Wasn't Eggs
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... 30793.html

Woman Accused Attacking Husband With Basil
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... ird%20News

New Study: Don't Go Shopping With People Hotter Than You
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... ird%20News

WATCH: 'Real' Fairy Captured In Mexico
http://www.aol.com/2011/08/18/real-fair ... ird%20News

Ready, Set, Slow! French Snail Racing Championship Kicks Off
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... ird%20News

Gambling Priest Receives 60-Day Jail Sentence
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... ird%20News

The World's Messiest Food Festivals
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-daily ... ird%20News

Man busted for stealing back car he had sold for $100
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/fo ... aling.html

Man accused of trying to run over ex-wife, 2-year-old daughter
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/natio ... 54975.html

Man accuses wife of cheating, chases her with machete
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime ... 32744.html

Stripper dancing to the jailhouse rock
http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20 ... strip-club

That creepy Burger King guy --- let's pretend he never existed
http://www.usatoday.com/money/industrie ... 50046768/1

When a truck that's 13 feet 6 inches tall tries to drive under a bridge
that's not quite that tall, it doesn't make it
http://www.pressconnects.com/article/20 ... CFRONTPAGE

In its latest effort to stimulate the economy, the federal government
announces the release of the new Rutherford B. Hayes dollar coin
http://www.toledoblade.com/local/2011/0 ... Hayes.html

Yeah, that's gonna hurt your resale value: Driver seas red after Ferrari
crash
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... crash.html

If you ever wanted to rent an entire country for a weekend, then today is
your lucky day
http://io9.com/this-is-awesome/

Scientists alter chicken DNA to create embryos with 'alligator-like'
choppers. Sleep well, Colonel
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... snout.html

The Arizona man who shot his penis with his girlfriend's gun now has a
restraining order against her. Police warn him to take things slowly, and
not go off half-cocked
http://www.azcentral.com/community/chan ... n0817.html

It will be the most ironic hotel ever
http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/business/127959538.html

If you drive a former mail delivery truck, it's a good idea to remove the
extraneous right-side gas pedal -- you know, the one for the drunk
passenger
http://www.ktvz.com/news/28900236/detail.html

CU researchers: Bacteria found in dog poop dominates in air over Cleveland
and Detroit
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ ... ce=rsshttp:/

Map Shows DC is Filled With Many Stereotypes
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/dc/map- ... pes-081711

Trial begins for woman who punished her child by making him stand naked in
a cold shower. Lawyers argue she was preparing him for marriage
http://community.adn.com/%3Fq%3Dadn/node/157848

Lauren Bush & David Lauren To Marry In September, Bride Will Become Lauren
Bush Lauren
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/0 ... 21865.html

People soon to be on loan at B.C. library
http://www.canada.com/life/story.html?id=5266639

Woman claims SpongeBob Squarepants artist sent thugs to karate chop her
art gallery
http://blogs.findlaw.com/legally_weird/ ... woman.html

Latest casualty in the War on Terror: Tennis balls. "It was not clear why
they exploded the ball"
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/inde ... ennis.html

Tuscan friars ask God to deliver diarrhoea for basilica bible thief
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/au ... ible-thief

It's okay to carry your stroller in the back of your pickup, but you might
want to take the baby out first
http://www.wesh.com/news/28901671/detail.html

Extreme Hoarders - The Chihuahua Edition
http://www.kgor.com/cc-common/news/sect ... %3D8988079

$70 million swimming pools, year-long paid vacations, multimillion dollar
executive salaries. Corporate America? Nope. Wall Street? Guess again
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/arc ... es/243777/

An offer they can't refuse: Estate lawyers demand day in court over
‘Brando’ furniture line
http://www.thedaily.com/page/2011/08/17 ... ndo-couch/

Dear Mr. Robber, you're obviously new to wearing women's clothing, so let
me assure you that panties are supposed to go under the dress, not on your
head
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/unusua ... llas-store

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:01 pm

Ore. city dumps mayor for not showing up for work
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110820/D9P83UAG0.html

Body art and topless model draw crowd in NYC
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110820/D9P7UDJG1.html

Burger Festival Dishes Up Fried Patties
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/28928575/detail.html

Woot! Dictionary Additions Reflect Today's Culture
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/28928579/detail.html

A Knack For Finding A Message In A Bottle
http://www.wftv.com/news/28924996/detail.html

Captain Stuck In Toilet, Ferry Runs Aground
http://www.wftv.com/news/28918649/detail.html

4 Hurt In Lynden Fair Shooting; 15-Year-Old Arrested
http://www.kirotv.com/news/28930097/detail.html

Not Kosher: Customers Surpised Over Ingredient Used In Chipotle's Pinto Beans
http://www.ktvu.com/news/28910975/detail.html

Man Accused Of Selling Forged Babe Ruth Baseballs
http://www.wftv.com/news/28916869/detail.html

Animal Sacrifices Close Barbershop
http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2011/08 ... arbershop/

Kids show up drunk on the first day of school
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/loca ... 1302.story

Fired university official claims his drinking is a "handicap"
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 5836.story

Jury awards family $300,000 after police kill dog during search
http://www.suntimes.com/7150734-417/jur ... earch.html

Cemetery snake now up for adoption in Pa.
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8315860

2 Shot After NFL Preseason Game In San Francisco
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/28929501/detail.html

Air Show Features Tiny Planes
http://www.kitv.com/news/28927719/detail.html

Pizza Delivery Driver Spooks Armed Robber
http://www.wbaltv.com/news/28928227/detail.html

Ill. inmate gets married during hearing
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/20/ ... 313857400/

Stripper sues jailed boss over wages
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/20/ ... 313856547/

New Moscow sidewalks hard on heels
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/20/ ... 313847209/

551-pound micro pig working to lose weight
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/20/ ... 313829000/

Detroiters get false water shutoff notices
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/20/ ... 313827200/

Man targets Nevada's ladies' night law
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/20/ ... 313825400/

It's not a bird, it's not a plane ...
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/19/ ... 313784655/

Police: Woman faked baby torture
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/19/ ... 313774534/

Cricketer Dons Disguise To Fool Village Team
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/cricket-star-d ... 11216.html

Watch out! Turtles to cross Bulgarian highway
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/watch-turtles- ... 53826.html

Nestle offers ice-cream treat for lactose-intolerant dogs
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/nestle-offers- ... 10038.html

Reindeer herder finds baby mammoth in Russia Arctic
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/reindeer-herde ... 19066.html

Student arrested, accused of having gun on school bus
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/student-arrest ... 28356.html

Rapper Machine Gun Kelly charged amid flash mob at mall
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rapper-machine ... 12498.html

Swedish royal couple turned away from German restaurant
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/swedish-royal- ... 13642.html

Netherlands mountain no longer a joke, booster says
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/netherlands-mo ... 38130.html

iPhone 4 Case Lends a Hand
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/20 ... ends-hand/

Two Healthy Baby Boys Born From Woman With Two Wombs
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/19 ... man-wombs/

Dolphin With Prosthetic Tail Gets Ready For Waves Of Publicity
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 27463.html

Fighting Global Warming Could Stave Off Alien Invasion: Report
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... 31608.html

Cruise Passenger Pleads Guilty To Dropping 18-Ton Anchor
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 32083.html

Stray Cat 'Army' Battles Rodents In China
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 32060.html

Snapperfest 2011: A Turtle Torture Festival?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... 31330.html

Men Must Wear Brassieres On Group's 'Go Topless Day'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/1 ... 28830.html

Poison Flask Offers New Clue In Mummy Mystery
http://www.aol.com/2011/08/19/queen-hat ... 31299.html

Jealous road-rage attack sent vehicles into home, deputies say
http://mobile.orlandosentinel.com/p.p?m ... %26DPL%3D3

Deputies: Masturbator tackled by neighbor
http://www.abc-7.com/story/15292996/201 ... r-arrested

Whoa! Man accused of slapping police horse
http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20 ... lice-horse

‘Swatting,’ a not-so-funny emergency prank
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... ly/1186988

Report: Cop checkpoint trickery nets 22 arrests
http://www.gainesville.com/article/2011 ... 22-arrests

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:35 pm

World's Smallest Chicken Egg Hard To Beat
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/28936597/detail.html

Girl Struck By Lightning In Shower -- Twice
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/28937136/detail.html

Space Station's Humanoid Robot Comes Alive
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/28940514/detail.html

Russians Unveil Space Hotel
http://www.wftv.com/travelgetaways/28940036/detail.html

Ferrari Auctioned For Record $16.4 Million
http://www.wftv.com/automotive/28932764/detail.html

Shirtless Fla. Woman Later Charged With Kicking Deputy
http://www.tcoasttalk.com/2011/08/22/sh ... ng-deputy/

Jesus Statue Webcam To Offer View Of Construction
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/jes ... 35102.html

Man Accused Of Attempting To Meet Teen, Parents For Sex
http://www.wftv.com/news/28933138/detail.html

Inmate Escapes On Way To Prison, Caught
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/28931584/detail.html

4 Arrested In Br'er Rabbit Caper
http://www.ajc.com/news/4-arrested-in-brer-1126079.html

Fists Fly At NFL Preseason Game (video)
http://www.ktvu.com/news/28928528/detail.html

Mom Delivers Baby On Pittsburgh-Area Interstate
http://www.wpxi.com/news/28933107/detail.html

Dog Tied To Cinder Blocks, Thrown In Creek
http://www.wokv.com/news/news/local/dog ... eek/nDMJS/

Thirsty Boy Stuck In Chimney Trying To Get Drink
http://www.kirotv.com/news/28937102/detail.html

Baptist preacher accused of raping women behind the church
http://www.bnd.com/2011/08/21/1829184/s ... aping.html

Businessman arrested for feeding pigeons near airport
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me ... ?track=rss

Hundreds play dodgeball game at Detroit park
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8319774

Runaway Wheel Blasts Through Church
http://www.wyff4.com/news/28932082/detail.html

National Guard Rescues Kids On Swamped Bus
http://www.ketv.com/news/28936153/detail.html

Couple Holds Topless Protest In Waikiki
http://www.kitv.com/news/28939085/detail.html

10 people paying back $3M in benefits
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/22/ ... 314041123/

Boy, 12, named town's drag queen
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/22/ ... 314040646/

Couple lose legal bid to get dog back
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/22/ ... 314037415/

China seeks to curb money marriages
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/22/ ... 314035050/

German to pay Briton an old golf debt in beer
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/22/ ... 314033989/

12-year-old detective tracks down suspects
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/22/ ... 314031851/

Neighbors call for skunk action plan
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/22/ ... 314031699/

Md. woman killed in crash billed by state
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/21/ ... 313982635/

Beer-can boats launched at tiny regatta
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/21/ ... 313981828/

Man pays $1,500 bike fine
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/21/ ... 313981516/

Woman, 90, beats back burglars with cane
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/woman-90-beats ... 17531.html

Orangutan washing itself with towel wows the Web
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/orangutan-wash ... e-web.html

China Surprise: Peacock Flies Into Apartment Window
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/22 ... nt-window/

Hawk swoops inside NYC apartment building
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8319772

Driving Instructor Busted For Allegedly Giving Students Booze
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 32906.html

Two Connecticut Women Arrested For 'Stick Up' Joke
http://manchester.patch.com/articles/st ... ster-women

Stuntman Walks Up Germany's Highest Cable Car Without Any Safety Gear
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 33320.html

Copper thefts lead to power outage at nudist resort
http://newportrichey.wtsp.com/news/news ... ort-peeved

Quadriplegic says violent neighbor assaulted him with fish
http://newportrichey.wtsp.com/news/weir ... d-him-fish

Mom tried to sell son, 5, for $2,000, deputies say
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... 187176.ece

FCC removes dormant "Fairness Doctrine" from the books. If you have an opinion against this, who cares? We don't have to listen to you anymore
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/06 ... books/http:/

S&M, Bondage Fan Resigns As Head Of Embattled For-Profit Virginia University
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/uni ... gns-654819

Doctor accused of jabbing 13-year-old with screwdriver 100 times
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/0 ... _jabb.html

Self-proclaimed 'strongest man in the world' pepper-sprayed outside nightclub
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/aug ... r-sprayed/

Gunshots lead to abandoned marijuana hoard
http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta/gunshot ... e=rss_news

Bank manager charged with stealing more than $100K
http://www.suntimes.com/7212898-417/ban ... -100k.html

Trustee runs into coyote in Raceway Woods. No ACME products visible
http://dailyherald.com/article/20110822/news/708229776/

Now Our Kids are Too Delicate to Handle the Glare of Notebook Paper?
http://freerangekids.wordpress.com/2011 ... ook-paper/

Relief delayed for prisoners deemed wrongfully convicted
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me ... 9430.story

Lawnmower accident leaves cemetery worker resting in piece
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/08/21/ ... ry-worker/

Texas students sent from classroom to courtroom
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/edu ... ml?hpid=z4

Bite Counter is like a pedometer for your mouth
http://yourlife.usatoday.com/fitness-fo ... 50080680/1

It's all just good, clean family fun until someone gets his legs blown off
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/man-l ... 1j59d.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:55 pm

East Coast rocked by strongest quake since 1944
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/201108 ... 36R00.html

Largest Colorado quake since 1973 shakes homes
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/sto ... csp=34news

Magnitude 6.0 Earthquake Hits Waters off Indonesia
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wir ... d=14358798

Slippery thieves net trout catch in hatchery heist
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110822/D9P9EPN02.html

Police: Man Planned Fireworks On National Mall
http://www.wftv.com/news/28952405/detail.html

Ryan Gosling Breaks Up NYC Street Fight
http://www.wftv.com/entertainment/28949903/detail.html

92-Year-Old Leaps In Front Of Gunman At Salon
http://www.wftv.com/news/28949394/detail.html

Mom Gets 43 Years In Child's Freezing Death
http://www.wpxi.com/news/24026702/detail.html

6th Person Arrested In Connection With Videotaped Torture, Killing
http://www.kirotv.com/news/28943371/detail.html

Teen Accused Of Setting Fire To Romantic Rival's Truck
http://www.statesman.com/news/local/aff ... 75688.html

Kids Found Living In Car; Parents Arrested
http://www.wdbo.com/news/news/local/pol ... car/nDND7/

Man Fights $45K Water Bill For Empty House
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/28946820/detail.html

Women Break Into Burning Seattle Home To Rescue Dogs
http://www.kirotv.com/news/28937939/detail.html

Party Goer Accused Of Driving Limo Bus Home
http://www.kirotv.com/news/28950026/detail.html

Philly Postal Worker Attacked With Painball Guns
http://www.kirotv.com/news/28950042/detail.html

Brothel customer evicted after dispute over jukebox music
http://magicvalley.com/news/local/crime ... 1d863.html

Mom charged with giving booze, pot to adult daughter and her 14-year-old boyfriend
http://articles.courant.com/2011-08-22/ ... lationship

Women who wrestle on college team tackle hit-and-run suspect
http://www.kfor.com/news/local/kfor-hit ... 9566.story

Is it wrong for schools chief to wear shorts on first day of class?
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2011/aug/21/ ... er=popular

Fallen canisters of bull semen cause street closure
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8321953

Baby delivered with 12-year-old brother's help
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/23/ ... 314135663/

Bank: Early payment foreclosure a mistake
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/23/ ... 314126307/

Landlord struggles to get rid of squatter
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/23/ ... 314126106/

Man creates 3D printer from Lego parts
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/23/ ... 314121771/

Dictionary adds 'auto-complete'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/23/ ... 314118492/

Dictionary drops 'aerodome,' 'charabanc'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/23/ ... 314125000/

Mom makes boy wear 'thief' sign
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/23/ ... 314088200/

'Bomb' in Sweden was a pen wrapped in tape
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/23/ ... 314084600/

Russian revelers run on $123,000 tab
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/23/ ... 314082800/

Iconic Japan cartoon cat gets his own museum
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/iconic-japan-c ... 09101.html

British druid King Arthur loses Stonehenge legal battle
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/british-druid- ... 33451.html

'Kadhafi' the croc eyes new name as rebels storm Tripoli
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/kadhafi-croc-e ... 44689.html

Artists Celebrate Motherhood With Amazing Pregnant Belly Paintings
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 33603.html

Drunk American Passenger Threatened To Stab British Airways Staff
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... ird%20News

Jellyfish As Pets? High-Tech Tanks May Help
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... ird%20News

Police Break Up Violent Doughnut Crime Ring
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... ird%20News

For This Girl, Brushing Her Hair Could Be Life-Threatening
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... ird%20News

Outfielder Starts Wild Triple Play After Ball Bounces Off His Head
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... ird%20News

Report: Employee put $2 million on county-issued credit card
http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20 ... card&tc=ar

One city's plan to gas ducks ignites public outrage
http://www.ocala.com/article/20110821/A ... PAGE?tc=ar

''Big John'' kidnapped from Cape Coral
http://www.wtsp.com/news/florida/articl ... Cape-Coral

Stolen goat relieves itself in cop car
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44243081/ns ... rtland_or/

Coventry hospital 'removed healthy part of brain'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bi ... m-14628920

Minor-league baseball team to donate money to Mothers Against Drunk Driving on Beer Pong Night
http://www.nj.com/sports/ledger/politi/ ... to_ma.html

Funeral home employees find men sleeping in caskets
http://www.johnsoncitypress.com/News/ar ... id%3D93630

Couple loses lawsuit objecting to designation of their abandoned backyard tennis court as historic district
http://www.telegram.com/article/2011082 ... 29905/1116

Florida man arrested for printing $20 bills, trying to use them at Taco Bell
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/browar ... 3800.story

New fangled light bulbs cause bomb scare/evacuation at Jacksonville City Hall. Jax Skyway train shut down; both riders extremely annoyed by inconvenience
http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2011 ... %3Dhp-lede

If a cop gets 15 years in jail for fatally shooting an unarmed man 12 times while off duty, what is the sentence for firing bullets toward police during a traffic stop? No, try again. Still not even close
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/cr ... 8_yea.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:58 pm

7.0-Magnitude Earthquake Strikes Northern Peru
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/28963608/detail.html

Small Earthquake Rattles SF Bay Area
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/ina ... y_id=96031

Tuesday's Virginia earthquake was strong enough to shatter a window from the Sea-Tac airport outside of Seattle

Ariz. street sign prank warns of 'rogue panda'
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110823/D9PA0D9O2.html

Owner Offers Reward For Inflatable Panda
http://www.koco.com/video/28961811/detail.html

'Good Father' Steals Formula, Leaves Baby
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/28961900/detail.html

Coincidence? Governor Crist Prays, Irene's Path Changes
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/28962108/detail.html

Climate Change May Contribute To Civil Wars
http://www.wftv.com/news/28962830/detail.html

Couple Sentenced To Prison In Case Of Tot Killed By Python
http://www.wftv.com/news/28959286/detail.html

Hip-Hop Artist Calls Gun At Airport 'Accident'
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/28952771/detail.html

Kyle Busch Pleads Guilty To Speeding
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/28952371/detail.html

Man Dies In Fall Down Face Of Yosemite's Half Dome
http://www.ktvu.com/news/28957784/detail.html

Georgia Dog Devours $10K In Diamonds
http://www.ajc.com/news/georgia-dog-dev ... 35159.html

Judge who handed out condom-filled acorns can return to bench
http://lancasteronline.com/article/loca ... ident.html

Teens who use social media more likely to become boozers, druggies
http://www.poynter.org/latest-news/rome ... use-drugs/

Man claiming to have lung cancer steals from Subway sandwiches
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... ar/1187557

Ohio town frets its huge, old flagpole is a hazard
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8323907

5 Boys Help Mom Deliver Baby Sister
http://www.kcci.com/news/28962638/detail.html

Police: Teacher Let Students Fight Outside School
http://www.ketv.com/news/28953923/detail.html

Box of light bulbs shuts down city hall
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/24/ ... 314211991/

Golf team suspended over nude picture
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/24/ ... 314211891/

Hells Angels sue Amazon over trademarks
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/24/ ... 314211228/

Man allegedly shoplifted $820 in groceries
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/24/ ... 314209486/

Man shares 70-year-old beef with neighbors
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/24/ ... 314208824/

Stolen bike back after 15 years
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/24/ ... 314208708/

Experts to probe ghost reports at museum
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/24/ ... 314174600/

iPad lets bridesmaid 'attend' wedding
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/24/ ... 314172800/

Web site ranks computer hackers
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/24/ ... 314171000/

Tram workers fight over new uniforms
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/24/ ... 314159178/

Clark Gable grandson charged with crimes
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/clark-gable-gr ... 47824.html

Funeral home accused of losing woman's body
http://news.yahoo.com/funeral-home-accu ... 14085.html

Marines to Ban Audible Farts in Afghanistan
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 35581.html

'The Cirque de Legume' Does Strange Things With Vegetables
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 35040.html

Psychic James Van Praagh Gets $1 Million Offer To Prove Mental Powers
http://www.aol.com/2011/08/24/james-van ... 31323.html

Fuku Restaurant's Name Turns Heads
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 34482.html

Kellogg Asks Mayan Cultural Group To Reconsider Toucan Sam-Like Logo
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 33954.html

Nanny wannabe busted on child porn charges
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... rn/1187664

PJ bandit hits a new low in crime couture
http://www.wtsp.com/news/topstories/art ... ugh-Publix

Man accused of exposing himself, then urinating in Publix
http://www.mysuncoast.com/content/topst ... AD6RA.cspx

Urine trouble now, boy. Wasilla, Alaska, councilman and friend of the Palins refuses to resign after booze-fueled pee-and-vomit fest in hotel room
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.c ... unkenl.php

Cops: Man groped teen on public bus
http://www.floridatoday.com/article/201 ... -Melbourne

Rabbi claims God sent earthquake to warn rural Virginia on the evils of homosexuality
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/dav ... hquake-gay

There's drunk, then there's too drunk for a bikini wax
http://iowacity.patch.com/articles/poli ... with-towel

If you are missing a pot plant the size of a maple tree, the police would like to speak with you
http://www.610wtvn.com/cc-common/news/s ... %3D9014303

Remember how Governor Rick Scott claimed drug testing welfare applicants would save millions? So far, only 2% have tested positive, saving $60,000 each year at total cost of $178-million annually
http://www2.tbo.com/news/politics/2011/ ... ar-252458/

Drowning ends breath-holding contest. Yeah, that would do it
http://www.chron.com/news/article/Cops- ... 139020.php

Metal thief spends five hours hiding in an air duct from what turns out to be another metal thief
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-14642971

Sorta News: Indiana college bans song due to violent lyrics. Weird News: it's the National Anthem
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/loca ... 3883.story

Deputy Sheriff fired after being arrested for fighting with romantic rival. Take one look at her picture, and see if you can't guess the whole story. 3-1 you get it right
http://standardspeaker.com/news/county- ... -1.1192495

In an effort to make the flying experience more enjoyable to everyone, officials at O'Hare Airport introduce 1.5 million feral bees to the property
http://www.mnn.com/food/healthy-eating/ ... go-airport

Same woman. Twenty pictures of her with twenty different hairstyles. Twenty mugshot pictures
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... tyles.html

AmpedNow · Post by **AmpedNow** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:11 pm

Scott Reppert wrote:As for the "full moon" thing: if you don't believe weird kinda stuff happens when there is one, you oughta hang around a nursing home on those evenings/nights. The place goes batcrap...

I will top your nursing home with a group home for the mentally disabled...

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:23 am

AmpedNow wrote:
Scott Reppert wrote:As for the "full moon" thing: if you don't believe weird kinda stuff happens when there is one, you oughta hang around a nursing home on those evenings/nights. The place goes batcrap...
I will top your nursing home with a group home for the mentally disabled...

Oh. The home for retired broadcasters.

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:04 pm

Arizona man accused of stuffing snakes down shorts
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110825/D9PATJF00.html

Police: Pa. newlyweds shoplifted reception food
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110825/D9PB4VD83.html

Squirrel blamed for flag thefts from Ohio memorial
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110825/D9PB2P582.html

Bees Attack 38 Students In Cocoa Beach
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/28976072/detail.html

Owner Of 'Java Juggs' Espresso Stand Charged With Exposing Self To Customers
http://www.kirotv.com/news/28978145/detail.html

Police: Landlord Shot Tenant Over $50
http://www.wpxi.com/news/28964277/detail.html

Police Stop Man With 6-Foot Candy Bar On Wash. Bridge
http://www.kirotv.com/news/28964315/detail.html

Teacher Reinstated After Anti-Gay Facebook Post
http://www.wftv.com/news/28969365/detail.html

Dashcam Video Released Of Ohio Mayor's Drunken-Driving Arrest
http://www.wtov9.com/news/28965567/detail.html

Man Gets Golf Bunker After Property Line Mistake
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/28964844/detail.html

Andre, Turtle Nursed To Health At Fla. Marine Center, Found Washed Ashore Dead
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/andre ... 86135.html

School holds special meeting to OK students wearing skinny jeans
http://www.mcall.com/news/local/mc-cata ... 2094.story

Unhappy man sets Happy Garden Chinese Restaurant ablaze
http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-a ... 5154.story

Married politician who paid teen boy for "good time" denies he's gay
http://www.indystar.com/article/2011082 ... umbrella|1

Packers playbook pages spilled out of truck
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8325319

SUV Flies Into Attic Of Home
http://www.kmbc.com/r/28972034/detail.html

Life imitates art in 'living' paintings
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/life-imitates- ... 17703.html

Captain allowed to stay in Navy despite bawdy video
http://news.yahoo.com/captain-allowed-s ... 20745.html

Tenants sue landlord for $1M over bats
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/25/ ... 314316919/

Thieves of 28-foot statue send note
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/25/ ... 314300623/

Burglar uses semi to steal $800 sex toy
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/25/ ... 314300471/

Baby born during Baltimore quake
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/25/ ... 314300428/

Mystery safe discovered in former casino
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/25/ ... 314298488/

Thief who tripped on baggy pants arrested
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/25/ ... 314298110/

Fired teacher plans return to porn
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/25/ ... 314297306/

Favre lookalike was at Packers practice
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/25/ ... 314261000/

Students accused of forging parking passes
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/25/ ... 314259200/

University plans Zumba record attempt
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/25/ ... 314257400/

Woman flips the bird, then flips her car
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/25/ ... 314248817/

Man sues plumber for $13K remodel
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/25/ ... 314248004/

Man proposes to woman through comic strip
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/24/ ... 314243015/

Anglers Film Themselves Illegally Fishing Shark (Warning: Graphic)
http://cerritos.patch.com/articles/grea ... off-pier#c

Sacrilegious In Sacramento: Priest Appears Drunk At Baptism
http://www.aol.com/2011/08/25/drunk-pri ... 35300.html

Report: Wife encouraged hubby to impregnate 12-year-old girl to get more state benefits
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... efits.html

Report: Christian band member busted with child porn
http://seminole.wtsp.com/news/news/7670 ... child-porn

Man hid crack in his crack
http://www.bradenton.com/2011/08/24/344 ... ni_popular

Council installs dimpled pavement so blind people can cross into four lanes of traffic
http://swns.com/council-installs-dimple ... 51145.html

Air hose being used close to him started blowing air on his legs and then something went up his rectum travelling through the shorts that he was wearing
http://newstonight.net/content/electric ... ose-mishap

Buffett’s Bank of America Stake Nets $1.4B on First Day
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-08-2 ... t-day.html

Remember when the phone company used to charge you for calling long distance? Now they're charging you for not calling long distance
http://www.cleveland.com/consumeraffair ... for_t.html

Inappropriate methods of transporting a full-sized refrigerator home # 168921: "Tethered precariously in the trunk of a Honda Accord"
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2 ... 00146.html

Cops literally had this Colorado perp by the balls
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... tic-234578

"Naked Rambler" shows up naked for his trial for being naked
http://news.peacefmonline.com/news/201108/65011.php

Reading a book about airplanes on an airplane? That's an interrogation
http://www.boston.com/Boston/names/2011 ... index.html

Thieves dressed up like clowns rob jewelry store full of fake jewels. Yes, really
http://denver.cbslocal.com/2011/08/25/c ... s-jewelry/

Today's "image of Jesus appears on something" story brought to you by a dock piling in Jensen Beach, Florida. (with pic of a piece of wood)
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2011/aug/24/ ... piling-to/

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:33 pm

Cuban man '24' proud of his 4 extra fingers, toes
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110827/D9PC4CI01.html

Angler fishes out Minnesota woman's prosthetic leg
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110826/D9PBQD6O0.html

Man reports own parking violation to Conn. police
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110826/D9PBPFV03.html

Buy $1M Engagement Ring From Costco?
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/28990782/detail.html

Escaped Bees Create Buzz At Truck Stop
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/28987915/detail.html

Bizarre Libya Find: Condoleeza Scrapbooks
http://www.wftv.com/news/28986275/detail.html

'Blind' Teen Accused Of Reckless Driving
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/28972902/detail.html

Girl, 18, Dies During Brother's Make-A-Wish Trip
http://www.wpxi.com/news/28977787/detail.html

Oldest Human On Earth Turns 115 In Ga.
http://www.ajc.com/news/oldest-human-on ... 41959.html

Man Crushed To Death By Vehicles In Pool
http://www.wftv.com/news/28978780/detail.html

Woman Says Kids Were Poisoned On School Bus
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/28983937/detail.html

Teacher Meets More Controversy After Anti-Gay Facebook Post
http://www.wftv.com/news/28984111/detail.html

Former high school principal is now a Hugh Hefner-lookalike
http://www.news-press.com/article/20110 ... 108250353/

Man breaks into ex's home, takes a dump on her photo ID cards
http://www.goerie.com/apps/pbcs.dll/art ... 867/-1/ETN

Man checks electrical meters and waters plants without his pants
http://www.gainesville.com/article/2011 ... ants&tc=ar

Man arrested after sticking tongue out and taunting police dog
http://triblocal.com/naperville/2011/08 ... olice-dog/

NYC neighbors fighting over property line
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/28/ ... 314573997/

Neighbors' maggots from rotting corpse
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/28/ ... 314573573/

Flasher intrudes on live hurricane report
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/28/ ... 314553049/

Students building 128-square-foot house
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/28/ ... 314547365/

Student's belongings stolen on move-in day
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/27/ ... 314503336/

Bar-goers upset about no-dog rules
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/27/ ... 314496477/

Man tries to rob bank, gets scolded
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/27/ ... 314473280/

James Bond wins lottery
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/27/ ... 314433800/

Police find burglar asleep at crime scene
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/27/ ... 314455766/

Jogger struck by hawk
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/27/ ... 314432000/

Weatherman Drenched In 'Probably The Remnants Of Raw Sewage,' Delivers Report Anyway
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 39351.html

Bug-Eyed Woman Wins Funny Face Contest
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 37448.html

Hurricane Irene Could Sprout Bumper Crop Of Magic Mushrooms
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 38423.html

Double-Amputee Sprinter Reaches 400 Semifinals At World Championships
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 39329.html

Drunk Airplane Passenger Performs In-Flight Erotic Dance
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 39278.html

Man Fights Police Officer, Steals Cop Car, Crashes It
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 38311.html

Hanging By Hooks To Protest Shark Finning
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 36354.html

Getting Buzzed: Cooking with Pot
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/saveur/co ... 27648.html

Woman Shot In Chest With Paintball Suffers Breast Implant Blowout
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 37793.html

Woman Attacks ATM With High Heel
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 37665.html

Grave Digger Dances In Open Grave, Could Face Charges
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 37869.html

Hollywood Walk Of Fame On Honoring Reality Stars: 'Hell To The No'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 36143.html

Taking a Wii? ‘Attractive woman’ asks to use bathroom, steals Xbox
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/aug ... er=popular

Deputies: Woman tried to kill infant with rock
http://floridakeyssheriff.blogspot.com/ ... urder.html

Students stung by bees whisked by winds from Hurricane Irene
http://www.floridatoday.com/article/201 ... |text|Home

Police: Girl, 10, Drives Stolen Car
http://www.kcra.com/news/29000386/detail.html

Policy Under Fire After Officer Shoots Cat
http://www.wlwt.com/news/28990870/detail.html

Police: Burglar Hides In Coffin
http://http//www.koat.com/news/28985792/detail.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:43 pm

The mystery of Mopey Dick: Why is whale lethargic?
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110827/D9PC4FIO0.html

Earthquake Helps 'Cure' Man's Deafness
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29013261/detail.html

Cops: Woman Asked For ID Pulls Out Marijuana
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29011772/detail.html

Semi-Sweet News For Chocolate Lovers
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29014509/detail.html

Police: Man Flung Son Off Cruise Ship
http://www.wftv.com/news/29018066/detail.html

Sebastian Bach's Home Destroyed By Irene
http://www.wftv.com/entertainment/29017591/detail.html

Man Celebrates 30 Years With Bullet In Head
http://www.wftv.com/family/29013486/detail.html

Police: Man Tries To Cash Check Using Fuzzy ID With Misspelled Address
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29017213/detail.html

3-Year-Old Behind Wheel Of SUV That Hit Tree
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29014466/detail.html

Police: Drunken Burglar Didn't Realize Home He Was Breaking Into Was Sheriff's
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29015879/detail.html

Pennsylvania Man Charged Again For Putting Rack Of Ribs Down Pants
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29015832/detail.html

Dutch drivers scoop up swirling cash
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8332965

Ohio lawmaker seeks ideas, offers free lunch
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8332952

Teen Makes Amazing Recovery From Spinal Injury
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/r/28992130/detail.html

State Trooper Adopts Homeless Dog
http://www.wbaltv.com/video/28991451/detail.html

Pantless Woman Arrested At Anti-Topless Rally
http://www.wyff4.com/r/29009236/detail.html

Runaway cow gains freedom to roam
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/29/ ... 314659148/

Putin, Medvedev photos put in gonorrhea ad
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/29/ ... 314644771/

Paintings depict muscular Jesus
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/29/ ... 314642808/

Turkish doctors use music as medicine
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/29/ ... 314639691/

Prosthetic leg used to trick tracking tag
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/29/ ... 314638867/

Event combines kayaking, vegetable art
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/29/ ... 314634918/

60,000 Lithuanians dribble for new record
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/60-000-lithuan ... 14370.html

Boy trapped in bus after driver forgets him
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/boy-trapped-bu ... 33324.html

Italy town mints own money to fight austerity
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/italy-town-min ... 12240.html

Mooncake tax sparks uproar in China
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/mooncake-tax-s ... 04593.html

Qantas apologizes for rugby fan photo
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/qantas-apologi ... 44238.html

Fish-catching trick may be spreading among dolphins
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/fish-catching- ... 03083.html

Chinese Man Paying for Car with Coins Hits Unexpected Snag
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/29 ... cted-snag/

Lawsuit Alleging 'Bad Mothering' For Insufficient Homecoming Dress Budget, Curfew Dismissed
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 40640.html

Running Of Bulls Could Be Coming To Phoenix Suburb
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 40375.html

Antique Fortune-Telling Machine Is Worth A Fortune To David Copperfield
http://www.aol.com/2011/08/29/fortune-t ... 40116.html

Golfer Looks Like A Clown And Allegedly Drives Like A Drunk
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 40893.html

Cicero Spent $120,000 At Chicago Hot Dog Stand
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... ird%20News

Massive Bunny Takes Over Swedish Town Square
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... ird%20News

Reckless Driver Arrested After Reckless Facebook Boasts
http://www.aol.com/2011/08/29/sheriff-f ... 40106.html

Oops: Man charged with DUI — after backing into a deputy
http://www.bradenton.com/2011/08/27/344 ... ni_popular

The mayor's new car is a pimp-mobile
http://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninter ... ay/1187967

Man charged with shaving sleeping girlfriend's head
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/aug ... -sleeping/

If you get busted for scamming people out of thousands by pretending you have cancer, you better hope the judge in your case isn't a cancer survivor
http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/ ... cam_g.html

5 patients get HIV-infected organs in Taiwan error
http://www.chron.com/news/article/5-pat ... 145424.php

Weird, Birdlike Mystery Drone Crashes in Pakistan
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/08 ... -pakistan/

New Jersey School District Yanks Lesbian Sex Book from Required Reading List
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat ... xdc-082911

Britain's head of the Department of Health wants the country to legalize physician-assisted suicide, and he wants insurance companies to help foot the bill
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... y-die.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:49 pm

Oops: $53,000 In Gold, Jewelry Thrown Away
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29024776/detail.html

2 Arrested For Selling Smuggled Jaguar Pelts
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29025848/detail.html

Facebook Pays $40,000 To Bug Spotters
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29028988/detail.html

'Blind' Man To Sail Around The World Alone
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29024136/detail.html

Researchers Infected Guatemalans With STDs
http://www.wftv.com/health/29027592/detail.html

Woman Buys Fake, Wooden iPad For $180
http://www.wyff4.com/news/29030818/detail.html

Millionaire, 84, Accused Of Laundering Money For Psychic
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime ... 04697.html

Ohio Mayor Accused Of Soliciting Prostitute
http://www.whiotv.com/news/29020608/detail.html

Sharp-Dressed Burglar Takes Pennies From Store
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29027232/detail.html

2 pajama-clad girls take stolen goat for walk
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8334882

Washington man lights beehive on fire after sting
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8334881

TSA: Man hid 7 snakes, 3 tortoises in his pants
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8334880

New Calf Named For Giants' 'Baby Giraffe'
http://www.kcra.com/news/29028983/detail.html

Chicken Feet Found Hanging From Doors In Fla.
http://www.wpbf.com/news/29027306/detail.html

Livonia, Mich., top speed trap
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/30/ ... 314735693/

Chinese-printed Korans filled with errors
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/30/ ... 314726463/

Eateries accused of sneaky gratuities
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/30/ ... 314721173/

Steps foil courthouse truck-crash attempt
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/30/ ... 314721027/

Mummy study: Egyptians used hair gel
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/30/ ... 314720725/

Hot dog stand calls rivals copycats
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/30/ ... 314720166/

Airline searches for missing cat
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/30/ ... 314718313/

Police: Man dines, then robs to pay bill
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/30/ ... 314717426/

Fly robot inspired by da Vinci
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/30/ ... 314693000/

Tightrope walker fails bid for 7 records
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/30/ ... 314691200/

Couple's romance seen by soccer fans
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/30/ ... 314689400/

Will and Kate's palace offers ghost tours
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/30/ ... 314687600/

Gardener's Eye Impaled By Pruning Shears
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/gardeners-eye- ... 52572.html

German city introduces "tax meters" for prostitutes
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/german-city-in ... 03118.html

Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/canada-warns-n ... 16619.html

Forced Evictions In China And A Bucket of Scorpions
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/30 ... scorpions/

Where's Waldo? Try To Find Him In This Elaborate Tattoo
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 40888.html

Officer Caught In Surveillance Photo Having Sex On Car: Report (GRAPHIC PHOTO)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/3 ... 42051.html

Billionaire Koch Brother Buys Entire Town
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/3 ... 42094.html

After 99 Arrests, Man Going To Jail After Using 3-Year-Old Child In Scam
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 41018.html

World's Heaviest Mom To Go On A Diet: 'I Must Drastically Change My Lifestyle'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/3 ... 34444.html

$80K Winning Lottery Ticket Left in Church Collection Plate
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat ... ate-083011

Couple arrested for trying to take friend back to jail, deputies say
http://www.news-journalonline.com/break ... -jail.html

Man stole landlord's stuff, held yard sale, cops say
http://www2.tbo.com/news/breaking-news/ ... ar-253728/

Take this boss and shove him
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... rs/1188627

No happy ending in massage parlor sex-trafficking trial after witness recognizes defense lawyer as client
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/ ... e_lawyer_a

Airport worker gets trapped in the luggage carousel
http://www.azcentral.com/community/phoe ... -abrk.html

Thieves steal hair. Police hope to get to the root of this
http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta/hair-th ... 51517.html

Gaddafi undead adopted daughter story just got weirder by a)daughter really dead b) there was a replacement adopted daughter c) photos of supposedly live daughter don't match each other in age or race or d) all the above
http://news.yahoo.com/daughter-gadhafi- ... 26287.html

Parents, when your toddler acts up at a restaurant you; A) hold and comfort the child B) feed the child and give him/her warm milk C) give the child margaritas in the hope he/she passes out. [Bonus: The parent is a police officer.]
http://www.fox8.com/news/nationworld/kd ... 1230.story

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:48 pm

Ark. man in plane spots his home being burglarized
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110830/D9PEKD481.html

Atheists say they get kudos for church billboard
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110830/D9PEHFH02.html

Would-Be Robber In Ninja Garb Offered Apple Instead Of Cash
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29035401/detail.html

Former Boston Bathroom To Turn Into Eatery
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29041312/detail.html

'Out Of Control' Man Bites Officer Outside Shelter
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29035935/detail.html

Robots Aren't Good At Talking To Themselves
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29029454/detail.html

5 Strangest Festivals From Around The World
http://www.wftv.com/summer-travel/24118074/detail.html

Dad Accused Of Tossing Son Off Boat: I Was Joking
http://www.wftv.com/news/29035146/detail.html

Overpass Rock Thrower Shot With Crossbow
http://www.wftv.com/news/29037096/detail.html

Colleges To Smokers: 'You're Not Welcome'
http://www.wftv.com/backtoschool/29035846/detail.html

Police: Man Accidentally Shoots Self In Head In Tacoma
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29043456/detail.html

Family Members Offer Conflicting Stories After Sword Fight
http://www.wpxi.com/news/29026839/detail.html

Father Charged In 'Accidental Shooting' Of Daughter
http://www.whiotv.com/news/29029899/detail.html

Man Charged For Sex With Inflatable Raft
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/day ... 41835.html

Family Mourns Father, Son Who Died Of Heart Attacks On Same Day
http://www.wpxi.com/news/29036163/detail.html

Drug, Alcohol Counselor Arrested On DUI Charges
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/29033254/detail.html

Another Human Foot Washes Ashore In Vancouver
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29034756/detail.html

Unmarried? Living Together? You're Breaking The Law In Florida
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/unmar ... 07247.html

Pa. woman accused of theft from apartment - twice
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8336760

Police seek impostor who claimed Pa. club's prize
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8336761

Cancer Patient Joins Class For Senior Photo
http://www.wesh.com/news/29035555/detail.html

Baby Turtles Displaced By Irene Recover In 'ICU'
http://www.wpbf.com/video/29027439/detail.html

Nude model arrested in Times Square
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/31/ ... 314814704/

Family fights for Wilbur the pig
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/31/ ... 314824405/

30-year prof quits over parking shortage
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/31/ ... 314822312/

Zoo orangutans embrace the iPad
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/31/ ... 314818868/

Feds take woman's lemon tree
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/31/ ... 314818657/

Minnesotans play 'cow plop bingo'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/31/ ... 314814864/

Man brings grenades to gun buy back
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/31/ ... 314814116/

Man finds $150,000 in his garden
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/31/ ... 314808590/

Police: Suspect claimed to be Sam Elliot
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/31/ ... 314805095/

Welsh woman, 74, banned from begging
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/31/ ... 314779400/

Brit schools expelled 1,200 kids under 8
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/31/ ... 314777600/

Scottish teen's tumor resembled pregnancy
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/08/31/ ... 314775800/

Squashed tomato battle paints Spanish town red
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/squashed-tomat ... 45982.html

Coral May Hold Secret To Blocking Sunburn
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/coral-may-hold ... 11146.html

Wing And A Chair: Pilot Flies From UK To Oz
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/wing-chair-pil ... 28231.html

N.Z. woman arrested trying to reclaim dope
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/n-z-woman-arre ... 50293.html

Florida lawmaker hands out belts under saggy pants ban
http://news.yahoo.com/florida-lawmaker- ... 15687.html

Japanese Music Video by “My Dragon” is Incredibly Bizarre
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/08/31 ... y-bizarre/

Steven Seagal Sued For Killing Puppy In A Tank
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/3 ... 43952.html

Manhattan Man: Larry Flynt's Strip Club Hustled Me For $28K Bar Tab
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/3 ... 42066.html

Hazy Parenting: Mother Blew Weed Smoke In Infant's Mouth To Calm Her Down, Police Say
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/3 ... 43155.html

LA Artist Melts Down Credit Cards To Make Fine Art (PHOTOS)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 34852.html

Recognize This Man? Cocky Thief Photographs Himself On Stolen Laptop, Then Sells It
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/3 ... ird%20News

Man Decapitates Self In Front Of Police In 'Bizarre Incident'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/3 ... ird%20News

The World's Wackiest Ice Creams
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/food-wine ... ird%20News

Cops: Video shows dad organized fight, beat teen
http://www.wesh.com/news/29020982/detail.html

Report: Man busted in park found with pants off, lacy white women’s underwear pulled down
http://www.mysuncoast.com/content/topst ... ENr4w.cspx

Four Deadly Disasters Caused by Food
http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/food/20 ... d-by-food/

3 hospitalized after suspicious parcel at air base
http://news.yahoo.com/3-hospitalized-su ... 26414.html

Lurking in a Toys 'R' Us bathroom stall, waiting for six year old boys to molest? That's a, well, should be a lot worse than this actually
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/ ... 148238.php

Call a gynecologist! ‘Vagina Tree’ is deflowered in McCarren Park
http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/34 ... _2_bk.html

Cops arrest man for mowing his lawn at 4:30 in the morning
http://newsok.com/430-a.m.-mowing-leads ... le/3599573

15 arrested in N.Y. Playland melee over head scarves
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/sto ... csp=34news

Woman faces OUI charge after beer pours out of glove compartment
http://www.patriotledger.com/news/cops_ ... ompartment

Ramming cars full of cross dressers and then jumping on the hood of your car and emptying a clip at them while shouting "I'm going to kill you all" is no way to go through life son. Especially if you happen to be a DC Cop
http://washingtonexaminer.com/local/201 ... ne-flameon

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:40 am

Youth Football Coach, Players Attack Referee
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29049794/detail.html

Gold Wedding Bands Get Dumped For Tungsten
http://www.wftv.com/family/29049400/detail.html

2 Dismembered Alligators Found Near Fla. Elementary School
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/2-dis ... 09584.html

90-Year-Old Loses Part Of Leg In Gator Attack
http://www.wftv.com/news/29047111/detail.html

Agents: Man Smuggled Cocaine In Toy At Orlando Airport
http://www.wftv.com/news/29038763/detail.html

Sword Impales Child's Head
http://www.wjactv.com/news/29041680/detail.html

Hundreds Of Panties Turn Up Along Ohio Road
http://www.whiotv.com/news/29047800/detail.html

$5,000 Reward Offered After Blow-Dart Attack On Ducks
http://www.ktvu.com/news/29045619/detail.html

Former College Football Player Arrested For Pimping
http://www.ktvu.com/news/29040396/detail.html

Philippine leader compares his love life to Coke
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8338350

3 Hockey Enforcers Die In 4 Months
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/29054112/detail.html

5-Second Rule: Is It Really Safe?
http://www.wbaltv.com/health/29049214/detail.html

School Bus Bullies Target Boy With Hearing Aids
http://www.wtae.com/news/29045405/detail.html

PETA protests Glendale elephant float
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/01/ ... 314907933/

Twin impostor won't get hockey shot cash
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/01/ ... 314896464/

Baby lamb named Irene Hope after storm
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/01/ ... 314895950/

Man sues over shampoo arrest
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/01/ ... 314893621/

Woman punches bear to save dog
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/01/ ... 314894612/

Pizzeria owner accused of pot trafficking
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/01/ ... 314893321/

Sword swallower, 76, performs for seniors
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/01/ ... 314891027/

Man claimed he was shooting at UFOs
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/01/ ... 314890125/

Fleeing suspect crashes into jail
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/01/ ... 314864000/

Bees rescued from Hurricane Irene winds
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/01/ ... 314860400/

Thief's lavish wedding tipped off boss
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/01/ ... 314853974/

Python in swimming pool scares bathers in Malaysia
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/python-swimmin ... 33595.html

Archaeology enthusiasts plan Marathon sword-and-sandal epic
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/archaeology-en ... 30639.html

Burka-clad criminal stumps German police
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/burka-clad-cri ... 05655.html

Taxidermist creates animal hybrids
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/taxidermist-cr ... aland.html

Logger says cut off toes to free himself
http://news.yahoo.com/logger-says-cut-o ... 33036.html

Singapore Protests Anti-Immigration With Curry
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/09/01 ... ion-curry/

Domino's Pizza Plans Restaurant On The Moon
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 45315.html

Finally, A Facebook App That Burns Your Face Onto A Grilled Cheese Sandwich
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... ird%20News

Dog Reportedly Found Living Atop Africa's Highest Mountain
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... ird%20News

Elephant Gets New Prosthetic Leg
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 43645.html

Train Surfing--The Newest Leisure Sport In India?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... ird%20News

Law Firm Giants Drops Case Against Porn Granny
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/3 ... ird%20News

Facebook photo of stolen puppy leads to arrest
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 2015.story

Report: Man hangs dog, hits it with 2x4
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/fwb-43 ... s-2x4.html

Therapist reprimanded for having sex with inmate
http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20 ... ith-inmate

Man ‘maliciously molested’ vending machine, cops say
http://www.bradenton.com/2011/08/31/345 ... ested.html

You're lucky enough to be married to a stripper. Don't wreck it by setting her room on fire
http://www.wlsam.com/Article.asp%3Fid%3 ... %26spid%3D

5th Grader arrested and Child Protective Services notified because girl rode her bike one mile to school
http://www2.tricities.com/news/2011/aug ... r-1275159/

Dog boom as China's attitudes on pets, palates change
http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... uffruffyum

Not News. Juvenile delinquency down in Florida. News. Adults committing those same juvenile crimes on the increase
http://www.floridatoday.com/article/201 ... ext%7CHome

'Top' psychics offered $1M to prove powers
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/201 ... -nikk.html

Chubby Bunny: Extreme sport or extremely gross?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... ontest.DTL

Harmful bacteria could lurk in doctors', nurses' uniforms, study says
http://www.latimes.com/health/boostersh ... k=lat-pick

Dude! Free weed lying on San Jose street snatched up by bystanders
http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts ... ost_viewed

Not news: Fake breasts in beauty pageant. News: Contestant is four years old. Weird News: Mother thinks it's in good taste
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... ottom.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:03 pm

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:50 pm

Breakdancers Protest Coal Across NYC
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 33918.html

Buffalo Wing Festival A Fowl Success
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29080642/detail.html

PC Monitor Delivers Pop-Up Health Tips
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29083433/detail.html

Teen Driving Stolen Car Hits Trooper
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29083818/detail.html

Turkish Hackers Deface UPS Homepage
http://www.ajc.com/news/turkish-hackers ... 58204.html

Burning Man Crowd Exceeds Limit Set By Authorities
http://www.ktvu.com/news/29079304/detail.html

Woman's Dream House Is Made Of Mud
http://www.statesman.com/news/local/wom ... 20160.html

Police: Drunken Teen Drives SUV Into House
http://www.wlky.com/news/29063940/detail.html

Grandson, 6, makes life-saving 911 call
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/05/ ... 315242602/

Wedding sullied by incompetent photography
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/05/ ... 315242302/

Jesus page the most popular on Facebook
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/05/ ... 315241946/

Man makes cash telling jokes for $1
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/05/ ... 315240783/

Sword-wielding man arrested on highway
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/05/ ... 315240341/

Mouse grounds Nepalese flight
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/05/ ... 315240173/

Vet takes down Burger King's U.S. flag
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/05/ ... 315239866/

Danger warning as albino ostrich escapes in Russia
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/danger-warning ... 29777.html

Teacher 'Dumped Partner's Body In Suitcase'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/teacher-dumped ... 38548.html

Koi fish robberies rocks Flanders
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/koi-fish-robbe ... 22557.html

Forgotten mooncakes spark Taiwan station bomb scare
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/forgotten-moon ... 05796.html

Wayward Penguin Happy Feet 'Heads Wrong Way'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/wayward-pengui ... 19094.html

Slut Walk in Mumbai Slated For October 2
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/09/05 ... october-2/

Wave-Jumping Jack Russell Terrier 'Buddy' First Inductee Into Surf Dog Hall Of Fame
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 45704.html

Round-the-world Gyrocopter Attempt Falters In Face Of Russian Bureaucracy
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/se ... CMP=twt_fd

Store shoplifting suspect hard to miss
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 2639.story

Vampirism works? Study finds that injecting old mice with young mouse blood has a rejuvenating effect
http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/9835451 ... g-old-mice

A $200,000 Bottle Of Scotch
http://www.onlyexcess.com/2011/09/05/20 ... of-scotch/

‘Up-skirt’ photos snapped at CNE air show
http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/artic ... how-police

N.Y. man dies after rescuers accidentally drop car while trying to save him
http://www.poconorecord.com/apps/pbcs.d ... /110909971

Cow barges into sports store, Thankfully not a china shop
http://www.shortlist.com/cool-stuff/vir ... orts-store

Drivers Ed 101: When being stopped for a minor traffic violation, brush the marijuana leaf off your shirt
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/of ... shirt.html

Tanks test infra-red invisibility cloak
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14788009

Nice gun boss, now can you give me a ride to the hospital?
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/09/05/bo ... latestnews

I’ve made a few Minor changes to my Jag! Owner who couldn’t fit dogs in sports car fuses it to something a little more downmarket
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... arket.html

People will suspect you don't take diversity very seriously if you end your job advert with "Usual rubbish about equal opportunities employer etc"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-me ... e-14788731

You hit a curb and damage your tires. To pay for a new set, do you: C) Break into a horse racetrack armed with a flare gun and make a pregnant woman crawl through a ventilation space to get to the racetrack's money room?
http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Preg ... 46808.html

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