Full moon out? The Weird News thread

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:01 pm

Chinese Scientists Want to Push an Asteroid into Earth’s Orbit
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/09/06 ... ths-orbit/

UMass welcomes students with world record stir-fry
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110906/D9PJ2ELG0.html

Colorado dog celebrated for having such long ears
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110906/D9PIPPR81.html

Man charged with breaking into Conn. pound for dog
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110906/D9PIVI7G1.html

Investigators: 'Very Unusual' Drug Operation Found At Scene Of Lakewood Fire
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29099236/detail.html

Police: Doctor Accused Of Stealing Money On The Run After Attacking Girlfriend
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29099108/detail.html

Stinky Mystery: Strange Stench Across Snohomish Co.
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29092060/detail.html

Man Cleaning Mother's Home Finds Hand Grenade
http://www.wokv.com/news/news/local/man ... ade/nDfCr/

Pregnant Woman's Car Set On Fire
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/29082322/detail.html

Man Seriously Injured In Potato Gun Explosion
http://www.wlky.com/news/29085977/detail.html

Officer Bitten After Taser Malfunctions
http://www.koat.com/news/29092585/detail.html

Carjacking Attempt Ends In Police Garage Crash
http://www.kmbc.com/news/29095054/detail.html

'Fried bubblegum' named most creative food
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/06/ ... 315335663/

Hassidic biker gang ministers to Jews
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/06/ ... 315334630/

Jaguar modified for dogs to be auctioned
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/06/ ... 315333039/

iPhone app defines rude words and phrases
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/06/ ... 315331699/

21-foot crocodile captured in Philippines
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/06/ ... 315329951/

8,957 participate in water balloon fight
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/06/ ... 315328394/

Coffee shop erroneously 'closed' on Google
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/06/ ... 315324420/

Wrong turn strands sailor for two days
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/06/ ... 315297800/

Largest kite record attempt canceled
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/06/ ... 315294200/

'Manity sizing' underestimates pants sizes
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/06/ ... 315292400/

Danger warning as albino ostrich escapes in Russia
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/danger-warning ... 29777.html

Belgian men to drop briefs to save piglets pain
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/belgian-men-dr ... 14791.html

The world still thinks Americans are "coolest" - poll
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/world-still-th ... 53217.html

"Dalit queen" sent jet to collect sandals?
http://news.yahoo.com/dalit-queen-sent- ... 35980.html

Some Weird Asian Secret Societies
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/09/06 ... societies/

Group Offers Multi-Million Dollar Prize To Get People To Eat Bugs
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 50827.html

Sword-Swinging Samurai Declares Himself 'Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 50727.html

Pooplets: Coming To A Sidewalk Near You
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 50579.html

Thai Police Arrest Two For Smuggling Dogs To Sell Meat
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 50179.html

Hottest New Surfing Stunt: Flare Surfing (VIDEO)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 50245.html

NY Man: I Called In Threat Because Power Was Out
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 50385.html

Abandoning the Space Station A Possibility
http://www.waaytv.com/news/content/nasa ... S_87A.cspx

New World's Heaviest Woman Wants To Lose Title, Weight
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 50270.html?

Teacher suspended over racial comments
http://www.clickorlando.com/education/2 ... etail.html

Woman: My pants fell down because I lost weight
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_wi ... iffer.html

Man found dead in a bathtub with a chain around his neck. And now over to Brett Cummins, with the weather
http://www.katv.com/story/15403764/man- ... eorologist

PROTIP: When robbing an auto parts store, you may want to check that the getaway car you steal isn't waiting in the parking lot for repairs
http://www.10news.com/news/29091344/detail.html

Train-hopping teen girl left legless, right one too
http://news.yahoo.com/police-teen-loses ... l%3F%3F%3F

Well now we know it is legal to shoot a bear if it breaks into your house and helps itself to your fridge
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_18834501

Sometimes saying you're sorry is as simple as returning that stolen truck with a simple note inside
http://www.wgal.com/r/29084801/detail.html

Since county turned off speed cameras three times as many drivers are speeding and one times as many drivers are crashing
http://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/news/ ... _1_3028599

Bad: Local drug task force thinks you're concealing an ounce of heroin. Worse: They get a warrant for a body cavity search and find nothing. Weird: Lady receives a $1,122 bill from the hospital for the search
http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_18818776

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:56 pm

Man found butchering cow in Utah driveway
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110907/D9PJBLQ80.html

UMass welcomes students with world record stir-fry
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110906/D9PJ2ELG0.html

Tech company to build science ghost town in NM
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110907/D9PJBS0O0.html

A Judge Too Crazy to Work in Georgia
http://gawker.com/5837745/a-judge-too-c ... in-georgia

Hacked TV Remote Will Auto-Mute Snooki
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29110231/detail.html

Kids Hit With Pepper Spray By Defending Mom After Brick Thrown In Car
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29104195/detail.html

Man Killed In Plane Collision With Girlfriend
http://www.wftv.com/news/29104795/detail.html

Disabled Chinese Workers Enslaved In Kiln
http://www.wftv.com/news/29107656/detail.html

Undercooked Meat At Puyallup Burger King Prompts Nationwide Concern
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29111612/detail.html

Snohomish Stench Identified As Chicken Manure By Clean Air Agency
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29111403/detail.html

3 Arrested In 2 Separate ATM Skimming Schemes
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29111273/detail.html

Police: Teens Held Girl Down To Pierce Her Stomach
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/29097998/detail.html

Fla. Deputy Rehired After Lewd Bagel Photo Incident
http://www.wftv.com/news/29097621/detail.html

18-Foot-Long Shark Spotted Off Calif. Coast
http://www.ktvu.com/news/29089225/detai ... _cntnt_rss

Man To Drive 1932 Ford Roadster 9,000 Miles
http://www.wgal.com/news/29100205/detail.html

Police: Man Urinated Out Party Bus Window
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/29 ... etail.html

Woman Sheds Clothes, Panhandles As Stripper
http://www.wesh.com/news/29108437/detail.html

More than $1.2B in $1 coins in storage
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/07/ ... 315413602/

Man caught stuffing lobsters in pockets
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/07/ ... 315437902/

Man in Gumby costume tries to rob 7-Eleven
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/07/ ... 315428755/

Detroit police digging out river cannon
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/07/ ... 315415146/

NASCAR crew member returns wedding ring
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/07/ ... 315413454/

Drunken elk rescued from tree
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/07/ ... 315410662/

Official wants bare butts off public seats
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/07/ ... 315409753/

Suit challenges $25 prison visit fee
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/07/ ... 315384200/

Researchers seek Vivian Vance's ghost
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/07/ ... 315382400/

Couple get 1961 Waldorf rate for 50th Anniversary
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/07/ ... 315380600/

Red lingerie to lure Hungarians online for census
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/red-lingerie-l ... 09985.html

China state firm's sumptuous office causes outrage
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/china-state-fi ... 44083.html

Overdue Books Land Iowa Man 10 Days In Jail
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 52039.html

Walmart Employees Rob Store To Pay For Sex Change
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 52595.html

Cops: Family Left 70-Year-Old Woman To Die After A Fall, Went Out For Pizza
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 52189.html

NYC Has An 'Outdoor Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society' (NSFW)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 52510.html

Open Wide: Scientists Invent Perfume That You Swallow
http://www.aol.com/2011/09/07/swallowab ... 50972.html

Ohio Man Sues Coworkers Who Won't Share Lottery Win
http://www.aol.com/2011/09/07/ohio-man- ... 52018.html

British Tourist Complains That Fishing Attraction Smells Of Fish
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 51864.html

Embezzler stole $85,000 while still repaying first victim $260,000
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 2400.story

Report: Drunk uncle tried to set family on fire
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Drun ... 12503.html

Deputies: Man tried to steal pickup from accident scene
http://www.wtsp.com/news/article/209090 ... dent-scene

New Shark Species Found in Food Market
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... s-dogfish/

Good news in San Francisco: You'll never have to sit in someone else's ball sweat or dingleberries ever again if a new law targeting public nudity passes
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2011/0 ... dity-bill/

The Beginning of the End for Bananas?
http://the-scientist.com/2011/07/22/the ... r-bananas/

Feds deport man accused of killing woman who wouldn't dance with him
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/loca ... 3446.story

Florist who stabbed intruders will not be charged with murder. Surviving robbers to face charges, living the rest of their lives knowing they received a beat down from a 72 year old florist
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-ma ... r-14816940

Local radio station, Hot 89.9, holds "Win a baby" contest. Some people have a problem with this (Total value of prize: $35,000. Baby has no cash value)
http://www.metronews.ca/ottawa/local/ar ... l-on-radio

Not news: mom enters 3 year old daughter in beauty pagent. News: girl's costume concerns people as it might be too sexual. Weird News: mom dressed daughter as a prostitute
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... geant.html

Mom fights to have special education son held back after school tries to pass him to sixth grade. Can't read? Promote him
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/201 ... chool.html

Monica Lewinsky, 38, living as near-recluse in LA after inability to build career as handbag seller or celebrity. Basically, her life blows
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ffair.html

Washington trooper shovels fish heads off freeway. No word on whether they could play baseball, wear sweaters, dance well, or play drums
http://wtop.com/%3Fnid%3D681%26sid%3D2532528

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:04 pm

Dutch woman calls ex-boyfriend 65,000 times
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110908/D9PK8I600.html

Dolphins beat Italian swimming champ in race-off
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110908/D9PKG1FO0.html

Church Puts Up "Come Get Hammered" Billboard
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29067904/detail.html

Convicted Prostitute Files Suit Against Deputies
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29115606/detail.html

101-Year-Old Saved From Raging Wildfire
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29117769/detail.html

Ben & Jerry's Unveils Raunchy New Flavor
http://www.wftv.com/news/29117136/detail.html

Tacoma Police: Man Asked Permission To Dump Body In Neighbor's Trash Can
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29121005/detail.html

Firefighter On Disability Competes In Ironman, But Can't Find Work
http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2011/09 ... n-ironman/

2 Moms Accused Of Neglect After Juvenile Fight
http://www.whiotv.com/news/29109960/detail.html

High School Player Beaten With Own Helmet
http://www.ajc.com/sports/high-school/h ... 62210.html

Pastor Upset After Officer Uses Taser On Him
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/29111284/detail.html

Police: Group Of Amish Men Assault Girls At Pa. Business
http://www.wpxi.com/news/29104233/detail.html

Police: Knife-Wielding Ice Cream Man Attacks Family
http://www.koat.com/news/29117720/detail.html

Hopefuls Flock To Playboy Playmate Casting Call
http://www.wesh.com/entertainment/29112209/detail.html

Deputies: Driver Fell Asleep, Ran Over Tombs
http://www.wdsu.com/news/29122780/detail.html

Police: Woman Dies After Exposure To Odor At McDonald's
http://www.kmbc.com/health/29121687/detail.html

'Cannon ball' found at Salvation Army
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/08/ ... 315516139/

Huge yellow diamond goes for $2.8M
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/08/ ... 315515338/

Man gets ticket to challenge 'Real ID' law
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/08/ ... 315506878/

Foreclosed home 'full of rats'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/08/ ... 315505081/

Sneaker fails to revive fainted witness
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/08/ ... 315504937/

Investigators: House sitter sold jewelry
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/08/ ... 315504123/

Neighbor accused of exposing 'hairy' butt
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/08/ ... 315501661/

Bear breaks into car, crashes it
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/08/ ... 315499644/

Meat, trailer stolen in Iowa
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/08/ ... 315499014/

'Win a wife' radio promo draws anger
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/08/ ... 315490610/

Pet insurer giving award for oddest claim
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/08/ ... 315468800/

Man cited for carrying dog on motorcycle
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/08/ ... 315467000/

Woman drives carjacker to police HQ
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/08/ ... 315465200/

Star Of Wonder: Once In A Lifetime Supernova
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/star-wonder-on ... 24701.html

Italian town stages pedal-powered concert
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/italian-town-s ... 20299.html

Jesus thumbs-up ad gets thumbs down from British watchdog
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/jesus-thumbs-a ... 59306.html

Missing Brazilian found living in Siberian forest
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/missing-brazil ... 46949.html

Taiwan man arrested for 'stealing 35 skeletons'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/taiwan-man-arr ... 03981.html

Mexico is most tolerant nation for sex scandals - poll
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/mexico-most-to ... 56893.html

Insect Artist Creates Bug Sculptures From Human Hair
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 53017.html

The Diet Of Worms -- Man Lost In Woods Survives On Creepy Crawlies
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 54439.html

How To Devein Shrimp Using The Edge Of A MacBook Air
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 53848.html

British Writer Paddleboards Down Mississippi And Into Record Books
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 52846.html

Fake Orgy Ad Leads To Real Punishment
http://www.aol.com/2011/09/08/man-gets- ... 53556.html

Mutton-smuggling Minister Caught At Israel Airport
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 54188.html

Cup Noodles Get A New Museum For 40th Birthday
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 52903.html

Advocating For Pet Oxygen Masks
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 49584.html

Phallus Art Makes Bhutan Residents A 'Bit Embarrassed'
http://www.vancouversun.com/business/Mo ... story.html

Naked college student hit official, cops say
http://www.clickorlando.com/education/2 ... etail.html

San Jose: Three female Vietnamese coffee shop workers cited for being topless
http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts ... ck_check=1

Mom arrested during child's loud birthday party
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/15404522/201 ... hday-party

Police try to determine ownership of dozens of garden gnomes glued onto high school as part of senior prank. Until then the little statues remain in legal gnome-man's land
http://helenair.com/news/local/crime-an ... 002e0.html

Ah coffee, a great pick-me-up, morning ritual, cure for 7-year-old's ADHD, afternoon social...wait, what?
http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6546676 ... 3D14462919

Female "Vampire" Busted In Bloody Biting Attack
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... man-876543

Cocaine-Filled Clams Seized at Dulles Airport
http://sterling.wusa9.com/photo-gallery ... es-airport

Dead NASA satellite will soon plummet to Earth. It could be in September, could be in October. They don't know where it will land. But they assure you YOUR LIFE IS NOT IN DANGER WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T PANIC.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/ ... %3DDEFAULT

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:50 pm

HOMEWOOD (WLS) - A Homewood woman died Thursday after apparently injecting heated beef fat into her face at her south suburban home.

Janet Hardt, 63 of the 1000 block of W. 186th St. in Homewood, was pronounced dead at 6:25 p.m. at Advocate South Suburban Hospital in Hazel Crest, according to the Cook County Medical Examiner’s office.

A source said shortly before Hardt died she injected heated beef fat into her face around her mouth and chin, which she had done before on several occasions.

Hardt went to the hospital after complaining that her face became singed and felt like it was burning, according to the source.

She has previously undergone multiple facial surgeries, the source said.

An autopsy to determine the cause and manner of her death is scheduled for later Friday, according to the medical examiner’s office.

Homewood spokeswoman Rachael Jones would not confirm or deny the medial examiner’s office reports and said police were waiting for the results of the autopsy before releasing any information.

weaver · Post by **weaver** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:45 am

She looked good, though, kind of a cross between Priscilla Presley and Bruce Jenner.

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:51 pm

Restaurant sues over 'Carcass Removal' listing
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110909/D9PL8ERO2.html

Cambodian boy suckles from cow after parents leave
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110910/D9PLN23O0.html

Ohio couple's wedding date a 100-year tradition
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110909/D9PL1QRO0.html

Calif. woman uses family birthdates in lottery win
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110908/D9PKKCRO0.html

SC school district moves bus stop from strip club
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110909/D9PL1GVO0.html

14,000 Rounds Of Ammunition Missing From Fort Bragg
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29138798/detail.html

Jesus, Bombs And Ice Cream: Duo Promotes Peace
http://www.wftv.com/entertainment/29149067/detail.html

Seattle Shakes, But No Damage After 6.4 Earthquake Hits Vancouver Island
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29133862/detail.html

Shoppers Caught Off Guard When Deer Dart Into Store
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/29136098/detail.html

Hair Extension Company Faces Feather Complaint
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29132503/detail.html

Ohio couple marries, jumps out of plane
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/11/ ... 315770079/

56-year-old graduates basic training
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/11/ ... 315767899/

Smelly blobs wash ashore on Va. beach
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/11/ ... 315764756/

Burglar found cooking inside restaurant
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/11/ ... 315763173/

Woman takes trash to mayor's office
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/11/ ... 315762400/

Skateboarders take over Toronto streets
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/11/ ... 315753279/

Mounties look to seize racing sports cars
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/10/ ... 315666041/

Military shell found under Toronto porch
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/10/ ... 315643400/

'No colors' signs at festival not approved
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/10/ ... 315638000/

'Back to the Future' Nikes to be auctioned
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/09/ ... 315588329/

Landlady refused to rent to single mom
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/09/ ... 315586495/

Deputies: Trespasser mooned residents
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/09/ ... 315585963/

Attempted robber armed with hose nozzle
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/09/ ... 315581966/

Woman arrested for stealing library books
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/09/ ... 315579516/

Green-glowing cats are new tool in AIDS research
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/green-glowing- ... 38766.html

No Bull: Psychic Sheep Predicts Rugby Winners
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rugbyu-ewe-bea ... 23564.html

Japanese Nurse Rips Nails Out of Elderly Patients’ Hands and Feet
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/09/11 ... ands-feet/

Two Boys Risk Death With Indian Train Stunt
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/09/10 ... ain-stunt/

431 Rare Reptiles Found Stuffed In Luggage at Bangkok Airport
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/09/10 ... k-airport/

Hulk Hogan Helps Micro-Wrestlers Hit The Big Time
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 50931.html

Boss Reportedly Told Grieving Mother To Pretend Deceased Daughter 'Did Not Exist"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 56266.html

Two-snouted Pig Born In Northern China
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 54266.html

Regional Plane Lands At Wrong Airport. Again.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/0 ... 55358.html

Celebrated artist accused of identity theft
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/sp ... f_i_1.html

Man put woman's computer in the shower, meds in the toilet, deputies say
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/so ... hovel.html

Ex-employee busted for buying car on company’s dime
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/sep ... ted-buyin/

Try to do a good deed and direct traffic during a traffic emergency. Yeah, that's a ticket
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/09/ ... -pasadena/

Fat guy sues White Castle, claiming their seats are so small you have to eat ten to feel full
http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/oversiz ... 110911-NCX

Jet powered school bus hits 367 MPH. See, Nebraska isn't boring after all
http://www.kgw.com/video/featured-videos/129591703.html

It's a pretty bad day when your neighbor drives through your house and kills your roommate. It's a REALLY bad day when the giant hole in your house exposes your pot, cocaine, and illegal firearms as well
http://www.wgntv.com/news/wgntv-car-cra ... 3787.story

Marijuana seizure in Pike National Forest: Were the 3,000 plants really worth $9 million?
http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/20 ... illion.php

Man fires gun at snake, shoots self after both recoil
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpps/news/offbea ... 0_14958647

Law student, 20, who won bet to stay sober for a month drowned after drinking session to celebrate
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... sober.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:25 pm

No more cigarettes for smoking Malaysian orangutan
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110912/D9PN1KO80.html

Calif. Man Killed Over Color Of His Belt
http://www.ktvu.com/news/29051766/detail.html

Earhart Goggles, Photos Pull In More Than $31,000
http://www.ktvu.com/news/29150988/detail.html

School Administrator Paid $188k For 1 Day's Work
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/29141721/detail.html

Police: Missing Girl, 14, Texts Mother From Unknown Location
http://www.wpxi.com/news/29147850/detail.html

Study: Fatherhood Decreases Testosterone
http://www.wftv.com/health/29160618/detail.html

IBM's 'Jeopardy' Computer Lands Health Job
http://www.wftv.com/technology/29156152/detail.html

U.K. Police Rescue 24 'Slavery' Victims, Arrest 5 Suspects
http://www.wftv.com/news/29159264/detail.html

Study: Some Cartoons Bad For Kids' Brains
http://www.wftv.com/health/29155654/detail.html

Patriotic Gift Introduces Blind Students to American Flag
http://www.wyff4.com/video/29135834/detail.html

Fish Tale: Piranha Relative Hooked In River
http://www.wtae.com/news/29156327/detail.html

'Serial Honker' Ticketed Outside Governor's Home
http://www.wisn.com/news/29156728/detail.html

About 500 overpaid for parking tickets
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/12/ ... 315848134/

Naval base to attempt cha-cha slide record
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/12/ ... 315846203/

Woman blames neighbor for 150 lbs of mail
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/12/ ... 315840738/

Man Standing Through Sunroof Flashes Parts Where The Sun Don't Shine
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/12/ ... 315840405/

Man forgot drugs at grocery store
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/12/ ... 315839949/

Sexual healing: US 'Goddess Temple' devotees held
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/sexual-healing ... 19082.html

Smoking marijuana not linked to obesity - study
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/smoking-mariju ... 57221.html

Fears Errant Penguin May Be Lost For Good
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/fears-errant-p ... 06876.html

Hold the pillow mint, send up the yoga mat
http://news.yahoo.com/hold-pillow-mint- ... 57966.html

Man Burying Dead Cat Finds Himself In An Explosive Situation
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 58787.html

Eat Your Heart Out On Record-breaking Taco
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 58926.html

Fake Air Marshals Forced Off 9/11 Flight To D.C.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 58091.html

Wisconsin's Weird Cheese Castle
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 53895.html

Meteor Shower Rained Gold On Ancient Earth
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... ird%20News

Woman accused of stealing dead child's identity to build new life
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/palm-b ... 7561.story

Italian student killed in 'sex game gone wrong'
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/ar ... d166ade.d1

Gordon Ramsay Porn Dwarf Dead In Badger Lair
http://www.anorak.co.uk/291478/strange- ... lair.html/

If a mugshot were to ever haunt your dreams, it's this one
http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6555151 ... ver-786901

Propping your iPad 2 on the table at a fine restaurant and watching sports during the meal will ruin people's image of you as a hip, tasteful, upmarket consumer
http://insidescoopsf.sfgate.com/blog/20 ... ant/?tsp=1

Cops respond to possible burglary and find woman dead in apartment. To make matters worse, her neighbor falls through ceiling while cops are there
http://www.kfor.com/news/local/kfor-wom ... 3549.story

4G Wireless, based out of Irvine CA, is fastest at: a) bidirectional data speeds b) dropped calls c) multi-level pervasive fraud perpetrated by many employees, including upper management
http://www.presstorm.com/2011/09/invest ... aud-at-4g/

Cops stop ammo swap and pop nonstop gun op with hip-hop shop
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ences.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:22 am

Truck spills beer onto I-80 in Sacramento
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/13/ ... 315897200/

Woman Charged With Handing Out Pot To Register Voters
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29173524/detail.html

Thermal Imaging Turns Heat Up On Liars
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29166219/detail.html

Man Allegedly Uses Stun Gun On Jets Fans
http://www.wftv.com/sports/29169614/detail.html

Road Rage Case Could Have Link To Terrorism Plot
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29174443/detail.html

Police Shoot Raccoon That Wandered Onto School Bus
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/29161475/detail.html

Dozens Sick After Church Potluck Dinner
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/29159593/detail.html

Man Sentenced To Six Years For Posing As Dermatologist
http://www.ktvu.com/news/29162731/detail.html

2 Guilty Of Duct-Taping 3-Year-Old
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/day ... 51879.html

Shop Owner Says Burglary Suspect Sought Reward
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29170308/detail.html

Horses wearing 9, 1 and 1 are NYC winners on 9/11 at Belmont
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8352345

Fired Over Epilepsy? Man Files Suit
http://www.kcra.com/news/29171561/detail.html

Brain Expert: Kids Shouldn't Play Contact Sports
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/health/ ... etail.html

One-Legged Wheelchair Bandit Robs Man
http://www.wtae.com/news/29166156/detail.html

15 Infected With Listeria After Eating Cantaloupes
http://www.kmbc.com/health/29172573/detail.html

Corpse Flower near blooming in Texas
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/13/ ... 315941155/

Suspicious package was Seder plate
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/13/ ... 315940775/

Chocolate bar tops out at 12,000 lbs.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/13/ ... 315940618/

Officials sticking with Stoner Avenue
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/13/ ... 315939248/

Pajamas protect crotch from sleep kickers
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/13/ ... 315938473/

Sonic servers compete on skates
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/13/ ... 315937879/

Burglar takes shower, nap
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/13/ ... 315937768/

Political comics a profitable product
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/13/ ... 315899000/

Business Booming At Japan's Corpse Hotel
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/business-boomi ... 32741.html

Genetically Modified Mosquitoes Bred To Tackle Dengue Fever
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/gm-mosquitoes- ... 17805.html

Dozens of crocodiles escape Thai farm
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/dozens-crocodi ... 30927.html

China detains 32 for selling cooking oil made from waste
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/china-detains- ... 57391.html

China offers novel solution to the seven-year itch
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/china-offers-n ... 37585.html

Rugby World Cup fans book hotel in wrong country
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rugby-world-cu ... 19405.html

Winklevoss twins poke Facebook fun with nut ad
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/winklevoss-twi ... 40329.html

Banning half-naked men, love triangles on TV
http://news.yahoo.com/banning-half-nake ... 41776.html

Poe Museum Nevermore?
http://news.yahoo.com/poe-museum-neverm ... 18170.html

Reinvented Japanese Arcades: Bring Your Own Games
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/09/13 ... ing-games/

Suspect Removes Handcuffs, Escapes From Locked Police Car
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 60352.html

The Sport Of KIngs -- Elephant Polo -- Grows In Thailand
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 58689.html

Happy 100th Birthday: The Number Of Japanese Centenarians Quadruples
http://www.aol.com/2011/09/13/number-of ... 59708.html

Man Eats Raw Beef Off Walmart Shelves, Faces Felony Charges
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 60271.html

Biker Injured After Crashing Into Urinal
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 60310.html

Scientists Discover 'Missing Link' Fish
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 59111.html

'Happy 9/11' Drawing Gets Bar Employee Fired
http://houston.eater.com/archives/2011/ ... -revie.php

Man pepper-sprayed sick mom's room after break-up with girlfriend, cops say
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 1738.story

Man using lighter to search under bed for baby's pacifier sets bed on fire
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... re/1191156

Man robbed bank for money he could use at a strip club, cops say
http://www.news-journalonline.com/break ... andit.html

Teen charged with indecent exposure while at church
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/sp ... t_exp.html

Animal rights group leaves dead chickens in Huntsville KFC drive-thru lane
http://blog.al.com/breaking/2011/09/ani ... s_dea.html

Toys R Us manager paid prostitute $31,000 a week
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44506819/ns ... nAyBVk9Wac

The reason given to police for defecating on dead hedgehog in street
http://www.spaldingtoday.co.uk/news/the ... _1_3045067

Store Attempts To Dissuade Customers From Trying On Condoms Before Buying
http://consumerist.com/2011/09/store-at ... uying.html

Note About Bad Dream Mistaken For Bomb Threat On Metra Train
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/09/13/ ... tra-train/

Drivers will no longer get traffic tickets for warning drivers they are about to get traffic tickets
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/cerab ... 48953.html

Pat Robertson: "You can divorce your wife if she has Alzheimers, it's allowed in the Bible. You know, in the footnotes"
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/r ... alzheimers

Humanitarian of the year is on trial for assaulting his wife with his humanitarian award
http://blog.chron.com/newswatch/2011/09 ... t-charges/

Bad: Bus accident. Badder: Bus-train accident. Superbad: Bus-train-train accident
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-14900399

A model of judicial efficiency, New York sends a jury duty summons for a murder trial to the defendant
http://www.timesunion.com/local/article ... 168321.php

Okay guys, you might want to sit down for this one: Erratic wriggly eel removed from man's bladder after entering his penis (w/ pic that says *Oh NO)
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel ... beauty-spa

Woman shocked to discover that a man she sent her nude photo to didn't delete it after viewing it, and shared it online -- with her email address
http://www.myfoxspokane.com/news/kcpq-n ... 5206.story

You know your life sucks when you're arrested for one thing then arrested again while in jail for robbing a bank. You also get the idiot award for wearing a t-shirt that easily identifies you
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 6364.story

If you lost a Hello Kitty bookbag the police have it and you can claim it at the station. Must be able to identify the guns and ski masks stuffed inside
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... 191120.ece

Bad: Your car is stopped in a crosswalk. Worse: Because you're passed out. Good: A passing doctor comes to your rescue. Bad: You can't even remember driving. Worse: Because you did it right after taking heroin
http://www.channel3000.com/news/29163852/detail.html

BlONIC EAR MAKER RECALLS IMPLANA-NA-NA-NA OH DAMN THERE IT GOES AGAIN
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Bionic-ea ... ml%3Fx%3D0

Coyotes have taken over a California home, using the space as a den and the mailbox to receive sundry Acme products
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... -home.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:47 am

Calif. police: Law-breaking Gumby turns himself in
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110914/D9PO2NRO0.html

Vandals Kill $25K Worth Of Fish From Farm
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29180890/detail.html

NASA Plans Most Powerful Rocket Ever
http://www.wftv.com/news/29184312/detail.html

Envelope With Ground Aspirin Causes Evacuation Of Courthouse
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29185859/detail.html

Teen In Custody After Rocket Launcher Found In Car
http://www.ktvu.com/news/29172797/detail.html

Police: Slain Ga. Mom Missing Both Ears
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/29171651/detail.html

Woman Suing Toyota For 'Stalker' Ad Campaign
http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2011/09 ... -campaign/

Teens Accused Of Egging Cars, Cause $10K In Damage
http://www.wpxi.com/news/29172769/detail.html

Fellow SF Supervisor Pokes Fun At Wiener's Public Nudity Legislation
http://www.ktvu.com/news/29177029/detail.html

Man Gets 6 Months For Touching Plane Passenger
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/29172656/detail.html

Ga. Man Blown Up Trying To Burn Ex-Girlfriend's Body
http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta/fire-ch ... 80440.html

Home-Brewed Beer Odor Prompts Evacuation
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29183621/detail.html

Women Accused Of Stealing Arby's Lobby Art
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29183564/detail.html

Apple Bans 'Phone Story' App; Game Highlights Uglier Side Of Electronics Production
http://www.kirotv.com/technology/29182945/detail.html

Appearance of Hot Dog Man statue mystifies police
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8353818

Drive-thru thief gets naked to squeeze through bars
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8353714

Church To Be Powered 'From Above'
http://www.wdsu.com/news/29186246/detail.html

Football Coach Unhappy With 'Jesus' Chant
http://www.wlwt.com/high-school-playboo ... etail.html

Rescued Dolphin Stars In New Movie
http://www.wpbf.com/news/29185426/detail.html

Boston statues dressed in Belichick hoodie
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/14/ ... 316026814/

Restaurant fines diners for leftovers
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/14/ ... 316046333/

'Star-Spangled Banner' turned 197
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/14/ ... 316023474/

Drunk man tried to pull own tooth
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/14/ ... 316021923/

Serenade yields harassment charge
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/14/ ... 316020676/

'Kosher' Facebook launched in Israel
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/14/ ... 315989000/

Turnip weighs in at 95 pounds
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/14/ ... 315987200/

Las Vegas woman nails world record -- for fingernails
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/las-vegas-woma ... 45582.html

Cheerleaders wish Medvedev 'Happy Birthday, Mr President'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/cheerleaders-w ... 30537.html

Drunk' woman arrested for joyriding ferry
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/%E2%80%98drunk ... g-fer.html

More bling for your ring with solid gold phone
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/more-bling-rin ... 43479.html

Slug sparks road chaos in English town
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/slug-sparks-ro ... 04076.html

Thief who swallowed diamond is caught on X-ray
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/thief-swallowe ... 41515.html

Amish men jailed for not displaying buggy safety signs
http://news.yahoo.com/amish-men-jailed- ... 12953.html

German man accused of fathering daughter's 3 sons
http://news.yahoo.com/german-man-accuse ... 26932.html

Thumbs Up For Big Toe That Replaces Severed Digit
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 62905.html

Man Allegedly Threw A Knife And Screen Door At Police Pursuer
http://www2.jcfloridan.com/news/2011/se ... r-2404662/

Virus Creates Zombie Caterpillars
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 62256.html

Woman Fakes Bomb Threat To Prevent Family From Flying
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 60579.html

Report: Dad tried to ram police car head-on with 4-year-old son in back seat
http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/r ... -back-seat

Report: Man accused of fleeing deputies, eventually arrested in undies
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2011/sep/13/ ... -arrested/

Man descends 185-ft. police tower after 11 hours
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 1354.story

Man chews off another guy's eyebrow in a fight
http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2011 ... a_park.php

Man charged with shooting BBs at judge's car hopes his honor doesn't preside in a pellet court
http://telegram.com/article/20110914/NE ... 19784/1116

Protip: When the defendant has dual citizenship, remember to let the consulate know. Also, when his mother ponies up a house for bond, make sure she owns it
http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/09/13/2 ... house.html

Kansas Blue Law Bans Sale of Alcohol During Oktoberfest Festival
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat ... val-091411

Hot former dominatrix has had two fetish-enthusiast boyfriends die, which leaves her single
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/penns ... 81783.html

PolitiFact: Mitt Romney and the dog on the car roof: Gail Collins' obsession
http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/n ... 191337.ece

101-year old woman evicted from the house she's lived in for 60 years
http://news.yahoo.com/101-old-detroit-w ... 26499.html

New social network matches people based on gut bacteria
http://www.mnn.com/health/fitness-well- ... t-bacteria

So, oddly, it turns out that appropriate treatments for a reaction to penicillin do not include nipple play
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2011/ ... 81611.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:49 pm

Trinity College removes Barbarian invader from Web
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110915/D9PP3UN80.html

RI cop goes undercover on pizza delivery robberies
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110915/D9PP13NG1.html

3 hurt when driver, 86, smashes car through store
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110915/D9PP61D82.html

Bee attack kills 1,000-pound hog in Arizona
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110915/D9PP5I581.html

NC man banned from hunting worldwide in plea deal
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110915/D9PP1L3O0.html

Police find 8 explosives in Calif. man's home
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110914/D9POEP8O1.html

Mysterious light over Southwest likely a fireball
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110915/D9PP3RT01.html

Colorado Cat Last Seen 5 Years Ago Found In NYC
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29195037/detail.html

Disabled Man Forced To Stand Barefoot In Ant Hill
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29193369/detail.html

'Tatooine' First Proof Of 2-Sun Planet
http://www.wftv.com/technology/29196149/detail.html

Australian Passports Now Offer Gender 'X'
http://www.wftv.com/travelgetaways/29192999/detail.html

Documents: Fla. Mom Surfed Internet Before Taking Son To Hospital
http://www.wokv.com/news/news/local/doc ... tal/nDnQg/

Nude Miami Woman Caught On Google Street View
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/nude- ... 59761.html

Parents Of 6-Year-Old Slain On Thanksgiving To Sue Accused Murder's Parents
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/paren ... 58477.html

Girl Who Died In Tragic Crash Saves Man's Life
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29181092/detail.html

Exorcism Performed On SUV Involved With Zahra Disappearance
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/29171565/detail.html

Ohio Company Thanks Truckers With Free Pork Rinds
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29194651/detail.html

Last Ford Crown Victoria Rolls Off The Line
http://rss.cnn.com/~r/rss/money_latest/ ... /index.htm

Get The Message: Neighbor Dispute Spelled Out In Big Letters
http://www.wtae.com/r/29185787/detail.html

College student wins Pokemon World Championship
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/15/ ... 316129894/

Baby gets gifts on hospital anniversary
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/15/ ... 316112156/

Police: Man called 911 on Taco Bell
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/15/ ... 316109886/

Norwegian lied about 'year in the wild'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/15/ ... 316106854/

Suspected meth lab was brewing beer
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/15/ ... 316075400/

City approves partially nude goddess mural
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/15/ ... 316073600/

Stolen 500-pound bear statue found in dorm
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/15/ ... 316070000/

Arkansas town searching for toe-sucking assailant
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/arkansas-town- ... 44602.html

Remote Control: App That Parks Car For You
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/remote-control ... 21088.html

78-year-old first grader starts school in Bulgaria
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/78-old-first-g ... 07927.html

Japanese Robot Set For 143-Mile Triathlon
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/japanese-robot ... 18989.html

Missing scuba diver found in S.African jail
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/missing-scuba- ... 54705.html

Judge blocks Florida law gagging doctors' gun talk
http://news.yahoo.com/judge-blocks-flor ... 01907.html

Tennessee Says 'F-U' To Tofu-Loving PETA Member
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 64109.html

SpongeBob Gets A Beatdown
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 64219.html

Killer Phone Number? Nigerian Government Forced To React To Rumor
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 64919.html

Marilyn Monroe's Ghost, Other Dead Stars' Ghosts To Be Summoned At Celebrity Seance
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 56241.html

Mom Left Kids At Barnes & Noble To Go Run Errands, Faces Prison Time
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 62954.html

Bloomberg, Kelly Don't Really Care About Dirty Dancing Cops
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 61918.html

A bra can only hold so many pills
http://www.winknews.com/Local-Florida/2 ... in-her-bra

Cable installer charged with exposing himself in customer's home
http://www.mysuncoast.com/content/topst ... niuYA.cspx

Fight over a teen's dance routine leads to a broken jaw
http://www.statesman.com/news/local/fig ... 59099.html

Student, 20, who self-harms in her sleep, tells how she is 'terrified' by nightly ordeal
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... sleep.html

Mom Gambled Away Donations to Fight Son's Cancer
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/weird/Mo ... 73928.html

All the world's a stage, but that doesn't mean you're allowed to take whatever you want from the drama department
http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2011/09/ ... andalized/

In a development that is sure to make most Americans feel rich, you can now deposit your excess fat in a bank
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/health/os-o ... 7455.story

Man changes his name from George F. Blackburn to Led Zeppelin II, somehow that's better
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/metr ... 88d98.html

A great new look for the Windows 8 blue screen of death
http://www.networkworld.com/community/b ... 2011-09-14

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 8:54 pm

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:56 pm

"Talk Like a Pirate Day" Busted: Not Even Pirates Spoke Pirate
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... ikeapirate

Cage Awoken By Nude Man With Fudgesicle
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29204610/detail.html

Foo Fighters Protest Westboro Baptist Church
http://www.wftv.com/entertainment/29232691/detail.html

6 Arrested In Local Skimming Rings
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29235784/detail.html

Redheads Rejected By Sperm Banks
http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2011/09 ... erm-banks/

Dead Bear In Tree No Honeymoon For Village In Georgia Mountains
http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2011/09 ... for-helen/

Students Tackle Suspected Burglar
http://www.whiotv.com/news/29230410/detail.html

PETA To Launch Porn Site In Name Of Animal Rights
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/accent/pet ... 66927.html

Taxpayers Can Bear Costs To Clean Up After Hoarders
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/day ... 55499.html

Ex-Pro Wrestler Works As Animal Control Officer
http://www.ajc.com/news/ex-pro-wrestler ... 84038.html

Employee Goes On Destructive Rampage At Window Plant
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29231065/detail.html

Unseen Gunman Fires Shots Near Middle School
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29234577/detail.html

Author's first book is scratch-and-sniff NYC guide
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8359588

Noisy neighbors evicted; really a fowl pair
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8359586

Mannequin Running For Mayor
http://www.wlwt.com/politics/29230584/detail.html

Chinese buyer books $200,000 bottle of whisky in Singapore
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/chinese-buyer- ... 41229.html

Famous Haka war dance 'over-used', says Boks coach
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blacks-famous- ... 35337.html

China suspends popular talent show for "exceeding time limits"
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/china-suspends ... 41745.html

Hero rabbit saves owners from house fire
http://news.yahoo.com/hero-rabbit-saves ... 56939.html

Man ends Manhattan swim record attempt
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/19/ ... 316459503/

Flying superstitions comfort travelers
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/19/ ... 316454741/

Detroit peace flag project irks neighbors
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/19/ ... 316454132/

Two-year-old girl played hide-and-seek with police
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/19/ ... 316452071/

Manure spilled on more than one mile of road
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/19/ ... 316451945/

Chinese Man Has Eel Surgically Removed from Urethra
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/09/19 ... d-urethra/

The Ultimate Cross-Country Runner Hoofs It From Minneapolis To Atlanta
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 62845.html

Wedding Crashers-Inspired Visine Prankster To Serve 90 Days
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 69992.html

Burglars Wash Dog, Have Birthday Party In Man's House
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 70251.html

Exhibit Of Serial Killer Artwork Comes To A Close
http://www.lvrj.com/news/exhibit-of-ser ... ml?ref=793

The World's Biggest Onion
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 69718.html

Hospitalizations For Dirt-Eating Disorder Almost Doubled Over Last Decade
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 66948.html

Men Caught Stealing 260 Baby Alligators
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 69614.html

Family Sues Starbucks Over Hidden Toilet Camera
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 69382.html

911 bad call: How to get a fast response and a trip to jail
http://www.ocala.com/article/20110917/A ... tem-&tc=ar

Man exposes himself near courthouse, deputies say
http://www.mysuncoast.com/content/topst ... oUD7A.cspx

Woman to woman: No Sex! Then lick my wound, says affidavit
http://www.wesh.com/news/29210080/detail.html

Woman left toddler at home to go out with friends, deputies say
http://www.baynews9.com/article/news/20 ... -Ybor-City

Teen assaulted own grandma after being told to close their trailer's door, deputies say
http://www.news-press.com/article/20110 ... |text|Home

Teacher charged with battery on female student, 12
http://floridakeyssheriff.blogspot.com/

Football fan moves into favourite club’s stadium
http://swns.com/football-fan-moves-into ... 61310.html

If a train leaves the station in the wrong direction, how many hundreds of miles must it travel before anybody notices?
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaki ... 6132739080

An Archaeologist Watches the History Channel and Questions the Part About the Aliens
http://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2 ... he-aliens/

Sorry about shooting you in the face, but at least the possum didn't get away with the eggs
http://www.ajc.com/news/woman-aiming-fo ... e=rss_news

Today's flight diversion brought to you by backgammon
http://www.azfamily.com/news/national/N ... 24293.html

29 years ago, a smiley was born

http://technolog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20 ... y-was-born

Man Dies After Hit By Several Cars, Only One Driver Stopped
http://www.610wiod.com/cc-common/news/s ... le=9127456

There's nothing worse than being on a plane full of asses
http://www.timesonline.com/news/strange ... 14f29.html

Clown, 81, maintains that she is the original Lady Gaga
http://clearwater.wtsp.com/news/weird/8 ... -lady-gaga

If you know anything about a missing 10-foot-tall fiberglass giraffe, Kitsap County deputies would like a word with you. "It probably had to be transported by truck because it likely would not fit into a car"
http://www.kitsapsun.com/news/2011/sep/ ... ston-yard/

Brewery employee hops into action to save ale-ing pilot from mashed plane
http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6575122 ... 26203.html

Australian diplomat has vegemite confiscated by US Customs
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/weird/Cu ... 30098.html

PROTIP: No matter how much you feel compelled to do so, do not attempt to mow your lake
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story%3Fsect ... %3D8358378

The hard life of a trucker, drive, drive, fuel, weigh stations, kill a prostitute, drive, eat at a truck stop, drive, kill a prostitute,drive, pop some caffeine pills, drive, fuel, kill a prostitute,drive
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/poli ... h-14546910

Forget cremations or being buried, how about being liquidised? Funeral home brings in machine which turns dead bodies into 'brown syrup'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... chine.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:06 pm

3-year-old fires loaded gun inside minivan
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/29246128/detail.html

Couple's Dispute Becomes SWAT Standoff
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/29241660/detail.html

110 UFOs In Florida: United Flying Octogenerians Say Flying Never Gets Old
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/110-u ... 68436.html

Copperhead Snake Bites On The Rise In Metro Atlanta
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/29235032/detail.html

Loophole Allows Man To Grow Marijuana Crop Near Elementary School
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29248414/detail.html

Bear of a burglary nets stuffed Pa. bruin
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8361171

Oregon man looking for Neb. casino gets detox
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8361172

Farm Creates A-Maze-Ing Field Display
http://www.wmtw.com/news/29242400/detail.html

Football Player Rebounds After Paralysis Scare
http://www.ketv.com/r/29228764/detail.html

Police arrest shoplifting drag queens
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/20/ ... 316550690/

Macaw saves man from robbers
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/20/ ... 316549431/

12-foot 3-inch gator caught by 19-year old man
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/20/ ... 316547863/

Graffiti artist writes in Los Angeles sky
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/20/ ... 316545384/

Rock band KISS to mingle with Archie
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/20/ ... 316505600/

Many licensed couples fail to wed in NYC
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/20/ ... 316502000/

Un-Bee-lievable end to US college event
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/un-bee-lievabl ... 55131.html

U.S. woman is world's shortest - Guinness says
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/u-woman-worlds ... 12783.html

Court help sought to get Italian man, 41, to leave the nest
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/court-help-sou ... 27974.html

Fuel's Gold: First Ever Jewel-Encrusted Car
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/fuels-gold-fir ... 46274.html

Aussie TV in trouble over lookalike PM comedy sex scene
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/oz-tv-trouble- ... 30820.html

Japanese Man Irritates People with Bike Bell, Sans Bike
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/09/20 ... sans-bike/

Kelly Ripa Goes For Grape Stomping Record
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 71004.html

Kindergartener Brings Crack Pipe To Show And Tell
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... ird%20News

New Self-Driving Car Hits The Road
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... ird%20News

Human Skull On Craigslist Draws Cops' Attention
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 71840.html

Home Seller Hopes To Entice Buyer With $1,000 Bar Tab
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... ird%20News

John Dillinger House Could Be Moved To Become Tourist Attraction
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... ird%20News

Alleged Phone Thief Sends Victim Facebook Friend Request
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... ird%20News

Giant Snails Invade Miami Neighborhood
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... ird%20News

Titanic Necklace Stolen From Tivoli Amusement Park
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... ird%20News

Accused drunken woman howls 'like a dog' at her neighbors
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_wi ... id-to.html

FBI and Homeland Security raid IHOP restaurants
http://www.13abc.com/story/15503371/ihop-fbi-raid

Revenge of the hooked fish: Barracuda 1; Fisherman 0
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/sep ... umps-boat/

Nice little urner: youngster scatters gran’s ashes in space
http://swns.com/nice-little-urner-young ... 01559.html

The I.R.S. now hitting up Canadians for owed taxes, since Canada is part of North America, which is America, so Canada is in America
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/op ... le2171697/

Teacher cleared of assault charges and commended for his actions after county attorney looks at the video tape of the incident and determines the kid had it coming
http://www.wtvr.com/news/wtvr-caroline- ... 8377.story

A mother who abandoned her kids has come back to them years later to a) say sorry, b) shower them with love, c) sue them?
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-c ... erson.html

Indian company forced to close call centers it had outsourced to the US
http://newsandsentinel.com/page/content ... nav%3D5061

Non-profit group under fire for spending $45,000 on a Hummer so it could raise AIDS awareness
http://www.suntimes.com/7680284-417/not ... ummer.html

French prisoner manages to kill himself with anti-suicide paper pyjamas
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... jamas.html

Newly discovered dolphin may already be at risk. Well duh, it took us this long to find it for a reason
http://news.yahoo.com/dolphin-species-m ... 07567.html

City council of Sydney, Australia denies permit to proposed big-box brothel because it might hurt the business of mom-and-pop brothels
http://news.yahoo.com/australian-mega-b ... 39537.html

Judge not only has too many Facebook friends, but one of his friends is a defendant in a court case he presided over. Oops
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index. ... s_som.html

No murder weapon, no DNA evidence and no surveillance tapes. Seven of nine eyewitness have recanted. But Judge says, "there is no substantial doubt cast on the verdict." So tomorrow a potentially innocent man will die
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/20/to ... pt%3Dhp_t2

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:51 pm

Fla. Woman With 2 Uteruses Delivers Twins
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29241991/detail.html

Users Not Happy With Facebook Changes
http://www.wftv.com/technology/29254968/detail.html

Report: Gov't Conference Served $16 Muffins
http://www.wftv.com/money/29246436/detail.html

Contract: Beatles Said No To Segregated Shows
http://www.wftv.com/entertainment/29251793/detail.html

Bystander Sues Pittsburgh Over Sonic Device
http://www.wpxi.com/news/29255894/detail.html

Firefighter Fired, 4 Other Suspended For 'Robbery' Video
http://www.ajc.com/news/macon-firefight ... 85829.html

Restaurant Owner Makes Gruesome Discovery
http://www.ktvu.com/news/29254845/detail.html

Man Wants Sheriff's Office To Pay For Shooting His Pit Bull
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/man-w ... 70508.html

26 Pieces Of Falling Satellite Likely To Survive Plunge, NASA Says
http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/21/us/satell ... index.html

Ohio Hospital's 'OMG!' Billboard Draws Complaints
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29244385/detail.html

Ohio baseball mascot has lost its head
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8362638

Woman Runs Parrot Rescue From Home
http://www.wlwt.com/news/29249267/detail.html

Dog Survives 6 Days In Sinkhole
http://www.wisn.com/news/29256107/detail.html

New York's narrowest house for rent
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/21/ ... 316620373/

Police: Woman took hearse with body inside
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/21/ ... 316619733/

Police: Man stole cab for Wendy's run
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/21/ ... 316590200/

Missouri city rejects pet pig proposal
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/21/ ... 316619406/

'Schweddy Balls' ice cream irks group
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/21/ ... 316618041/

Courthouse gets 200 extra jurors
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/21/ ... 316617979/

Miami neighborhood's rooster statue stolen
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/21/ ... 316617747/

Man pulls shotgun over hot sauce
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/21/ ... 316593800/

Tigers replace statue's missing glasses
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/21/ ... 316588400/

French boy finds 30-year-old human fingers in jar
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/french-boy-fin ... 01174.html

Turkish morgue ready for the resurrection of the dead
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/turkish-morgue ... 38530.html

Dog eating carnival banned in China: report
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/dog-eating-car ... 56332.html

Women and kids only as Fenerbahce ban men
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/women-kids-onl ... 49234.html

Ukraine man wins dumpling eating contest, then dies
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/ukraine-man-wi ... 46459.html

Study reveals sex life of deep-sea squid
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/study-reveals- ... 49702.html

Oil in China Being Dredged from Gutters for Reuse
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/09/21 ... ers-reuse/

'Mexican Vampire Woman' Gets Wax Figure At Ripley's
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 67009.html

Man Gets 2 DUI Arrests In 1 Night
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... ird%20News

Leeches Help Reattach Woman's Face
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... ird%20News

Baby Born On Plane, Nationality Up In The Air
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... ird%20News

Train Cat Drops Off, Picks Up Owner At Train Station Daily
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... ird%20News

Paraplegic hunter shoots himself in foot with crossbow, becomes pinned to ATV
http://myfwc.com/news/news-releases/201 ... -accident/

Man accused of breaking into home to wash clothes
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/sep ... -breaking/

Closed pot shops means higher crime. In related news, open pot shops means higher slurpee sales
http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6582109 ... %3D9142614

Elementary school grows their own cafeteria food. How do you grow sloppy joes
http://bigthink.com/ideas/40296

The Fourth Amendment no longer applies to Hoosiers
http://www.wbez.org/story/indiana-court ... ntry-92243

Man details his nine-month sexual relationship with dolphin, restraining order from SeaWorld
http://www.3news.co.nz/Man-details-sexu ... fault.aspx

MacArthur Foundation awards $500,000 no-strings attached "genius grants" to 22 Americans, none of whom, yet again, were you
http://news.yahoo.com/twenty-two-americ ... 30623.html

Man explodes his wife when she decides to leave him
http://english.pravda.ru/news/society/2 ... explode-0/

Little old lady, driving drunk, stops at the drive-thru liquor store to get some more. Lack of a drive-thru is just a minor inconvenient detail
http://www.buffalonews.com/city/communi ... 564625.ece

Need a drink? Stay away from Utah
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/sto ... 50482604/1

Somehow it's the hospital's fault that they transplanted a woman's Hepatitis C-infected kidney into her husband
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44599555/ns ... _diseases/

Perhaps the second time you hit the same house is a good time to evaluate your driving skills
http://www.wtae.com/news/29246901/detail.html

Think your kid is a picky eater? This three year old hasn't eaten ANYTHING in his entire life
http://news.yahoo.com/toddler-won-t-eat ... 00476.html

Things your university should tell you: which textbooks you need, dorm visitation rules, cafeteria hours, and oh yeah, the fact that your class is cancelled because the professor's been dead for five months
http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/national/ ... d-in-april

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:01 am

Stinky Skunks Invade Elderly Couple's Home
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29264188/detail.html

Destructive Khapra Beetles Intercepted At OIA
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29265636/detail.html

Mom Crashed Car, Tried To Choke Infant
http://www.statesman.com/news/local/lea ... 71899.html

Starbucks Employee Fired After Parody Song Goes Viral
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29269055/detail.html

Woman Sold Live Explosive To Army Navy Store
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/29267952/detail.html

Last Meals For Condemned Cons Off Menu
http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/ ... s_for.html

Female Panda Really Male
http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta/its-a-h ... 86658.html

State Wants Young People To Turn Tables On Sex Talk
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/state ... 72933.html

Police: Would-be robber ID'd by bright blue eyes
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8364039

Raw-chicken vandalism leads to conviction
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8364037

Downed plane reported in Ohio just water park prop
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8364036

Amazon Launches No-Fees Digital Library Program
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/29272114/detail.html

Man Has Followed Baseball Team For 80 Years
http://www.wgal.com/video/29264810/detail.html

Scientists Dig Up Dinosaur Bone
http://www.wbaltv.com/video/29259333/detail.html

Parkway Bombed With Yarn
http://www.wlwt.com/news/29261847/detail.html

Account provider offers AK-47 to customers
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/23/ ... 316766600/

Woman startled by naked man delivering newspapers
http://www.ctpost.com/policereports/art ... 181774.php

Massachusetts Supreme Court upholds law that charges drivers $75 to contest a $100 ticket
http://www.thenewspaper.com/news/35/3592.asp

Confusion leads to man bringing guns on Air Canada flight
http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/Canada/201109 ... xup-110921

Have you heard of teapotting? It's the new planking
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-501465_162- ... ColumnArea

Police: Man broke into home to do laundry
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/23/ ... 316764800/

City wants driveway mirrors off trees
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/23/ ... 316761200/

San Fran 'nude-in' celebrates nakedness
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/22/ ... 316725311/

Speedo sues over gay porn sites
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/22/ ... 316723881/

Arkansas' lost moon rock turns up among Clinton papers
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/22/ ... 316723670/

Museum celebrates Cup Noodles
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/22/ ... 316722303/

Man attempting to live off breast milk
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/22/ ... 316720977/

Bear raids family's kitchen
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/22/ ... 316718420/

Woman 'depressed' over gum on dentures
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/22/ ... 316703841/

British port replacing stolen Iceland gift
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/22/ ... 316670887/

Orphaned squirrels get new home
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/22/ ... 316666103/

Russia 'to shake up inedible army menu'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/russia-shake-i ... 29911.html

Angry Birds to swoop on Formula One track
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/angry-birds-sw ... 35309.html

Koalas need tunnels, speed limits say Australian politicians
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/koalas-tunnels ... 38412.html

U.S. porn magnate funds $1 million quest to embarrass governor
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/u-porn-magnate ... 20556.html

"What would you name a new worm?" asks museum
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/name-worm-asks ... 05831.html

Thai monks trade gun and theft claims
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/thai-monks-tra ... 06558.html

Vampire Teeth In Japan
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/09/23 ... osi-lives/

Teen Orders Paintball Supplies, Receives Porn, Sex Oils And Male Potency Pills
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 76526.html

Dallas Woman Mad At TSA For Checking Her Fro For Bombs
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... ird%20News

Guinness Finds The Largest Afro In The World!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... ird%20News

Upcoming Film Will Tell Story Of First-Ever Alleged Alien Abduction
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/1 ... 62485.html

Who's The Better Detective? Psychic Takes On Ex-Cop
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 71951.html

Big Battle Brewing Between Rival Dwarf Wrestling Troupes
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 72679.html

Kangaroo At Exotic-animal Farm Attacks Ohio Man
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 75164.html

Animals Take Up Painting On Elephant Appreciation Day
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... ird%20News

Man convicted of DUI manslaughter arrested - again
http://www.ocala.com/article/20110920/A ... gain&tc=ar

Cocaine smuggled into jail via inmate's rectum lands 3 in hospital
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/sp ... l_via.html

Woman accused of assaulting son with lunch tray
http://www.news-journalonline.com/news/ ... -tray.html

Three arrested in the most bungled beer heist in history
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... ovina.html

Not news: Homeowners considering an injunction against their neighbor after he posts a sign that they say is scaring away potential buyers. Weird news: the sign the neighbor posted is warning buyers about himself
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -sign.html

Robbery victim taken at gunpoint to ATM. Victim suggests to robber that he lower his bandana so as not to arouse suspicion. Robber complies, ID'd by other victims
http://www.wwl.com/3rd-possible-suspect ... n/10995658

All in a day's education in Kansas City: Fire. Fist fights. Oh and students Maced
http://www.kctv5.com/story/15526272/cen ... fire-alarm

Texas A&M deputy chancellor is fired, pulls a knife on staffers, asks if anyone is man enough to take away his office keys, tells police "I shall return."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 76586.html

Over the counter asthma inhalers to be phased out to protect ozone layer
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/44627081/ ... one-layer/

Tourists from Italy tell police they didn't realize patronizing prostitutes was wrong, since their Prime Minister does it all the time
http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/Gener ... n_paid_sex_

Scientific breakthrough: Physicists at CERN have recorded particles moving faster than light
http://io9.com/5842947/

Not news: Former city worker retires. News: With an annual pension of $158,000. Weird news: He earned this for one day's work
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/loca ... 3026.story

I said WE CAN'T LET YOU BOARD THIS PLANE BECAUSE BEING DEAF IS A SECURITY THREAT
http://www.thelocal.fr/1253/20110922/

LA Firefighters Investigated for Helping Make Porn
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local ... 18603.html

Woman who committed suicide with hands bound behind her back, naked, and hanged from balcony also clubbed herself on head in four places and referred to herself in suicide note in third person
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valley ... w_suic.php

Not news: Church hired first ever female pastor. News: She hides a deep dark secret. Weird news: That shes a member of the local roller derby team. (with video goodness)
http://www.whas11.com/news/local/Local- ... 94833.html

Some say there's a secret UFO base hidden at the bottom of one of the Great Lakes. That's eerie
http://theparanormalpastor.blogspot.com ... r-ufo.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:05 pm

Offenders in Ala. town can choose jail or church
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110923/D9PU8PAO0.html

Idaho boy, 10, escapes clash with mountain lion
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110923/D9PUGDRG0.html

Deputy Accused Of Sleeping On The Job
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29274134/detail.html

Google Honors Jim Henson With Muppets Doodle
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29285536/detail.html

'X-Factor' Nudity Sparks FCC Complaint
http://www.wftv.com/entertainment/29279233/detail.html

Georgia Woman Arrested For Adoption Scam
http://www.ajc.com/news/rome-woman-arre ... 87638.html

Crime Fighting Granny Captures Robbers
http://www.kfoxtv.com/news/29279786/detail.html

Father Arrested For Hitting Son's Coach With Ax Handle
http://www.ktvu.com/news/29280850/detail.html

Governor Signs Amazon Compromise On Internet Taxes
http://www.ktvu.com/news/29281672/detail.html

Couches Banned From Porches Prior To College Football Game
http://www.wpxi.com/news/29278766/detail.html

Woman Says Man Held Her Captive For 2 Days
http://www.wpxi.com/news/29278625/detail.html

Teen Sentenced To 270 Years In Prison For Home Invasion Robberies
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime ... 74005.html

Twice-Pawned, Stolen Rolex Returned To Owner In Bremerton
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29278083/detail.html

ACLU backs students' 'Free Banana Man' shirts
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8365377

Thousands run in undies in Utah
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/25/ ... 316977907/

Woman mummifies pets
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/25/ ... 316978609/

Food trucks line up for Vendys
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/25/ ... 316979067/

Squawks lead police to stolen birds
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/24/ ... 316901162/

No jail for man who faked Winfrey robbery
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/24/ ... 316899301/

Florida hiker saved by 6th graders
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/24/ ... 316892794/

Man renewing plates arrested for DUI
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/24/ ... 316892503/

Playful pigs elude animal officers
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/24/ ... 316890256/

Matchmaker makes guinea pig matches
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/24/ ... 316884593/

Dad attacked son over daughter's tattoo
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/24/ ... 316849400/

Man accused of chicken wing toss
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/24/ ... 316847600/

Lottery win has longtime friends at odds
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/23/ ... 316808398/

Oakland, Calif., mayor accused of 'blight'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/23/ ... 316806272/

Japanese mourners get lookalike dolls
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/23/ ... 316804751/

'Ferris Bueller' to be shown at Wrigley
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/23/ ... 316799741/

Dumpster Diving Bears Plague N.M. Residents
http://www.koat.com/news/29283797/detail.html

Students Offer Homecoming TP Insurance Policy
http://www.kcci.com/entertainment/29271351/detail.html

Doctor in Brazil sends patient to morgue a bit too soon
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/doctor-brazil- ... 32040.html

Diplomats owe $17 million in New York parking fines
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/diplomats-owe- ... 53335.html

Spanish jail-house film shows without on-the-run actor
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/spanish-jail-h ... 14829.html

Snazzy Snappy: Croc Turns Bright Orange
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/snazzy-snappy- ... 39002.html

Piranha problem takes bite out of Brazilian beach fun
uk.news.yahoo.com/piranha-problem-takes-bite-brazilian-beach-fun-193859258.html

Fitness Fanatics Laugh It Off With Yoga
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/fitness-fanati ... 58214.html

5-Year-Old Boy Gets Devil Horns
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 79381.html

Man Wins Patent To Build Snowman
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 79279.html

LA Trio Attempts To Break TV Watching Record By Watching 100 Hours Straight
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 75227.html

Crazy Pizzas Across The Country
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/food-wine ... 63056.html

After Car Crash, Man Allegedly Tries To Hijack Fire Truck That Came To The Rescue
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 76753.html

Government Taxes Beer To Get People To Drink Milk
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 78300.html

Couple Turns To Facebook Poll To Name Unborn Child
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 78298.html

Would You Drink Water That Looks Like An Oil Spill?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 78266.html

Discord: Guitar attack lands man in jail
http://floridakeyssheriff.blogspot.com/ ... ds-to.html

Man splashed girlfriend, children with lighter fluid during fight, cops say
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 2561.story

Woman lied about burglary, rape attempt to cover up crash, deputies say
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 1544.story

Woman accused of dragging state trooper for half mile
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/sp ... _stat.html

Teacher gets an F for her X-rated past
http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20 ... sex-videos

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:54 pm

Pig Flies Over London In Pink Floyd Album Tribute
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/201109 ... 6I9O0.html

Man With Broken Leg Crawls 4 Days For Help
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29306856/detail.html

Massive Silver Haul Found On Shipwreck
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/29305583/detail.html

Pay-By-Race Bake Sale Sparks Firestorm
http://www.wftv.com/news/29299468/detail.html

Crash Causes Fence To Slice Through Car, Killing Man
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29304004/detail.html

Couple Fights Off Intruder With Wrestling Moves, Statue
http://www.wpxi.com/news/29306141/detail.html

Westboro Church Says Miami Teaches 'Rebellion Against God,' Plans Picket
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/day ... 59730.html

Stinky Fish Lead To Baggage Claim Shutdown
http://www.wsbradio.com/news/news/local ... own/nDwBS/

Former Police Officer Pleads Guilty To Molesting Teens
http://www.ajc.com/news/dekalb/former-d ... 88947.html

Gas Explosion Sparks Massive Fire, Rattles Homes
http://www.kirotv.com/mostpopular/29301372/detail.html

Man Hit, Killed While Waiting At Crash Scene
http://www.wftv.com/news/29300063/detail.html

Small Quakes Rattle Bay Area
http://www.ktvu.com/news/29305621/detail.html

Teens Charged With Making Bombs, Slashing Tires
http://www.wpxi.com/news/29305600/detail.html

Police: Man Urinates On Items At Walmart
http://www.wlky.com/news/29304378/detail.html

University To Stop Selling Energy Drinks
http://www.wmur.com/health/29303248/detail.html

Pit Bull Saves Woman Who Fell Down Hill
http://www.wtae.com/news/29297655/detail.html

Virtual monkeys typing Shakespeare?
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/26/ ... 317057323/

USPS stamps to honor living people
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/26/ ... 317060702/

'Bad wine' maker gets professional tips
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/26/ ... 317060606/

Wis. billboard warns of cheese dangers
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/26/ ... 317059877/

'Hated' Chinese celeb working in New York
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/26/ ... 317059542/

Stuffed gator thieves enter pleas
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/26/ ... 317058461/

Police: Wife was attacked during Yahtzee
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/26/ ... 317058147/

Police: Drunk robber faked out by clerk
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/26/ ... 317057469/

Buddy the surfer dog wins 5th title
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/26/ ... 317014899/

Greeting cards cheer up jobless Americans
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/greeting-cards ... 58116.html

Player's nude calendar defection irks Racing chief
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/players-nude-c ... 26538.html

Greek island protests inclusion in video game
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/greek-island-p ... 27660.html

Arkansas' hillbilly image resonates into 21st century
http://news.yahoo.com/arkansas-hillbill ... 17737.html

Toy Robot Prepares For Ironman Triathlon
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/09/26 ... triathlon/

It's Safe To Go Barefoot Again -- Alleged Toe Sucker Caught
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 82150.html

South Will Rise Again.. And Again -- Confederate Flag Fight Goes Higher
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 81077.html

What Drives Lawn Mower Endurance Racers?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 81567.html

Cops: Man Used Inhaler To Steal Beer, Then Broke Police Windshield With His Head
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 81382.html

Doritos Inventor Dies
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... ird%20News

Scientists Propose 'Antimagnet' Invisibility Cloak
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... ird%20News

Stolen: Two vehicles picturing Jesus
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/sep ... -stolen-l/

Bare naked bandita found in garage with stolen items, deputies say
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/sep ... olen-item/

School bans leather footballs
http://swns.com/school-bans-leather-foo ... 21445.html

Town considers taxing septic tank owners for not giving a shiat about the new sewer plant
http://www.ironmountaindailynews.com/pa ... nav%3D5022

Government group seeks to make school safer by banning A: Weapons? B: Drugs? or C: Potatoes?
http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/09/26/2 ... -says.html

Belgian architech duo Gijs Van Vaerenbergh constructs see-through church
http://www.digitaltrends.com/internatio ... gh-church/

How Hitler tried to get out of speeding fine by claiming it was his lookalike chauffeur: German archives reveal 1931 ticket
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -1931.html

Six hurt in horse-drawn carriage accidents in New Hampshire. This is not a repeat from 1856
http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dll/ar ... -1/FOSNEWS

Sharing your Coke: marketing genius or just entirely weird?
http://www.foodmag.com.au/news/sharing- ... ust-entire

Man sexually assaulted girl while wearing Winnie the Pooh costume
http://www.thepeterboroughexaminer.com/ ... ?e=3310089

Man sends out over 4800 messages in a bottle, and receives over 3100 replies
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-14859116

Today in "Life Imitating Horror Movies": Lost child leads police to five dead bodies in a rural home
http://www.wishtv.com/dpp/news/indiana/ ... t%3Dju_bn5

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:49 pm

A dozen clothes dryers stolen from SC
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8369468

Bra display cancer campaign banned in Georgia
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8369466

Police: Pa. couple stole copper to pay for wedding
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8369465

Fire ants delay SC high school football game
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8369464

Athens School Aide Accused Of Duct Taping Student's Mouth
http://www.ajc.com/news/athens-school-a ... 89404.html

Boys And Girls Club Employee Accused Of Child Rape
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29315114/detail.html

Police: Man Created Fake Facebook Accounts To Solicit Teen Sex
http://www.wpxi.com/news/29318539/detail.html

Live Sex Shows, Hazing Alleged In Suit Against Fraternity
http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/ ... leged.html

Katrina Evacuee Admits To Plot To Kill Man For Rims
http://www.ajc.com/news/clayton/katrina ... 89731.html

Woman Duped Into Opening Door For 'Flowers' Robbed Of $130K In Cash, Jewelry
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime ... 82280.html

Drunken Suspect Passes Out After Dozens Of Car Break-Ins
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/29307071/detail.html

Crews Find 3 More Gas Leaks, 2 In Area Where Home Exploded
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29311956/detail.html

Hood Canal Oysters Sicken 5 People
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29316543/detail.html

Bomb Squad Makes Fishy Find In Luggage
http://www.kirotv.com/news/29316462/detail.html

Pureed Pork Recalled Over Metal Chunks
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/29318618/detail.html

Wounded Vet Finds Healing With New Dog
http://www.wptz.com/video/29307276/detail.html

Lawyer Warns Of Doll That 'Speaks Profanity'
http://www.4029tv.com/news/29315899/detail.html

Utah school sets 'kissing chain' record
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/27/ ... 317148148/

Ice cream costume mistaken for KKK robe
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/27/ ... 317146550/

Church gives donations back to members
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/27/ ... 317112200/

Pen pals since 1961 finally meet
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/27/ ... 317110400/

Dog saved from raw sewage
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/27/ ... 317106800/

Two-faced cat sets record as oldest living "Janus" cat
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/two-faced-cat- ... 48051.html

Shark Drags Man In Kayak For Half A Mile
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/shark-drags-ma ... 36055.html

Governor vetoes tax break for "Jersey Shore"
http://news.yahoo.com/governor-vetoes-t ... 29035.html

Exploding Toilet Sends D.C. Woman To Hospital
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 83734.html

Houston Cops Accused Of Eating Drug Suspect's Pot Brownies
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 82051.html

8-Year-Old Girl Is Now World's Youngest Drag Racer (PHOTOS, VIDEO)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 83102.html

Milwaukee-Area McDonald's Accepting Monopoly Money
http://foxpoint.patch.com/articles/milw ... ff-contest

Woman hid drugs in her brassiere and private parts
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_wi ... beach.html

Mom accused of hiding drugs, needles under baby’s dress
http://www.tcoasttalk.com/2011/09/26/po ... bys-dress/

Report: Man brings infant to bar, attacks patrons
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... rs/1193722

Fore! Tiff over porn gets man clubbed, deputies say
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_wi ... h-man.html

This Woman Had a Live Fragmentation Grenade Stuck Inside Her Face
http://gizmodo.com/5844328/this-woman-h ... e-her-face

What better way to raise money to save a haunted train museum from closing than by selling your severed thumb? Wait, what?
http://io9.com/5844345/man-selling-his- ... ain-museum

Photo of the ultra-secret insides of Scientology's Super Power building, parts of which look like the set of a science fiction film
http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6590057 ... chive/spb/

Maryland scrubbing baby cribby bumpers, scrubbing baby cribby bumpers, scrubbing baby cribby bumpers
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/on- ... _blog.html

New York restaurant adds mandatory 18% tip for south asian customers because "they never tip". Lawsuits ensue
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/quee ... obinsource

Did you pass 8th grade science? Then you can hack a Diebold voting machine
http://www.salon.com/news/2012_election ... votinghack

Maine ups the speed limit on part of Interstate 95. Now you can go nowhere faster
http://bangordailynews.com/2011/09/27/n ... s-of-i-95/

Meet the guy who had to break out of a gas station he was robbing
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/browar ... 5277.story

Feeling a little grumpy today? Then here's a picture of an entire bridal party sinking into a lake that should bring a smile to your face
http://imgur.com/51vLp

Did a British TV channel use videogame footage and pretend it was an IRA video? No really, did they?
http://www.shortlist.com/cool-stuff/vir ... -ira-video

The gunman who entered an elementary school carrying a sawed-off rifle and a hunting knife, who said that he didn't mind shooting children, and would kill everyone if they called police was just trying to tell children that bullying is wrong
http://www.canada.com/news/Gunman%2Bent ... story.html

Pastor's church burns down, his wife is shot by his son so they can collect the insurance and both men are dating the same woman. A scenario for a new Lifetime movie? No truth is stranger than fiction
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas ... 190179.php

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:00 pm

Georgia Tech students take the 'T' on campus signs
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110928/D9Q1GMD80.html

Smugglers hand off drugs through new border fence
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20110927/D9Q11DPG0.html

Company Hangs 4,000 Bras From Hot Metal Bridge
http://www.wpxi.com/news/29329047/detail.html

Grave Of Boy Killed In 1911 Dug Up
http://www.wpxi.com/mostpopular/29327930/detail.html

NFL Player's Golf Clubs Stolen During Chinese Food Delivery
http://www.ajc.com/news/falcon-players- ... 90443.html

Suspects Arrested In Car Dealership Scam
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/sus ... cam/nDwnY/

Doctors Tweet During Brain Surgery
http://www.wisn.com/health/29330362/detail.html

Kennedy Space Center Prepares For Facelift
http://www.wesh.com/news/29331728/detail.html

Black, White Brothers Are Actually Twins
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29327704/detail.html

Woman finds profanity on Starbucks cup
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/28/ ... 317227855/

Radio station offers 'Win a Baby' contest
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/28/ ... 317243268/

Large monkey spotted wandering in Florida
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/28/ ... 317229351/

Mass. town's new turkey may be old turkey
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/28/ ... 317229297/

County cancels airport bathroom art
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/28/ ... 317226463/

Detroit investigates Booty Lounge bus
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/28/ ... 317225909/

Study: Dumped Britons spend nearly $800
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/28/ ... 317224195/

Survey: Scientists need coffee the most
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/28/ ... 317195000/

Schwarzenegger statue headed for Ohio
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/28/ ... 317193200/

Expert: Candidates can't offend dog owners
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/28/ ... 317184432/

Germany's cross-eyed opossum Heidi dies
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/germanys-cross ... 27643.html

'Fried egg' star spotted in deep space
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/fried-egg-star ... 52685.html

Breast Slapping: Bigger Breasts Or Bust!
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/09/28 ... ts-bust-2/

Man Points Beam At Helicopter, Police Make Laser Fast Arrest
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 85693.html

World's Fastest Couch Hits 101 MPH
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 84501.html

4 Americans Get Pot From Uncle Sam
http://www.aol.com/2011/09/28/americans ... ird%20News

Plea deal for man accused of beating, stabbing his dog 26 times
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2011/sep/27/ ... y-for-dog/

Teen, 15, was knocking on doors — with a gun
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 2233.story

Report: 25 cocaine bricks found on a military beach
http://www.floridatoday.com/article/201 ... ext|Home|p

Rush hour rage: Man goes beserk
http://westtampa.wtsp.com/news/weird/82 ... -rush-hour

Who let the dogs out? Man collared after letting dogs loose in vet clinic
http://www.thedestinlog.com/news/dogs-1 ... eeter.html

I don't want to be in the bunker when Hitler finds out that 7-Eleven stores in Taiwan have pulled their Vampire Hitler products
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/28/7- ... ike-items/

Utah lawmakers assert that hiding bartenders from public view in restaurants reduces number of underage drinkers
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/money/5261 ... s.html.csp

Innovative Ways to Lower Crime Rate #47: Invite criminals to police station and ask them not to commit crimes
http://oxonhill.wusa9.com/news/news/731 ... -criminals

Desperate cross-dressing dad nearly dies trying to chop off his own penis with a Stanley knife
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/real- ... -23451839/

Guy arrested for walking down street and smashing windows of homes and car with saucepan. So much for potheads being nonviolent
http://host.madison.com/ct/news/local/c ... 03286.html

Mom posts on Facebook about her son's messy room, causing her son's football team to vacate three wins. Good thing she didn't post about what she found under the mattress
http://rivals.yahoo.com/highschool/blog ... ool-wp6392

Cutthroat competitor: Chainsaw juggler hopes to set new world record
http://thechronicleherald.ca/NovaScotia/1265412.html

Just in case you're curious, the going rate in New York for someone to take your SAT test for you is $1500
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/09/27/se ... latestnews

The latest sign that the economy sucks: Thieves are robbing wishing wells
http://www.sanmarcosrecord.com/local/x9 ... shing-Well

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. Better, stronger, faster, more able to navigate mazes and find cheese
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg2 ... ellum.html

Man builds circular flying machine - soon to end up in Darwin Awards under 'death by salad shooter'
http://boingboing.net/2011/09/21/china- ... gines.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:01 pm

'Stay Sober' Pill May Save Marriages, Ruin Parties
http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2011/09 ... n-parties/

Man Sets Couch On Fire To Chase Bed Bugs, Police Say
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/day ... 61468.html

Botched Surgery Leaves Woman With 'Uniboob'
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29337900/detail.html

Cop Accused Of Selling Fraudulent Park Tickets Suspended
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/orl ... ket/nDxh4/

Woman Arrested After Police Say She Poisoned Neighbor's Cats
http://www.wpxi.com/news/29342171/detail.html

'Absent-Minded' Travelers Leave 32,000 Items At South Florida Airports
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/state ... 86165.html

Police Said Woman Exposed Herself In Store, On Street
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/day ... 61372.html

Police: Man Posing As Samaritan Robs Woman
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/29340413/detail.html

Feds Target Bikini-Themed Coffee Stand
http://www.kirotv.com/money/29332985/detail.html

8 NATO Troops Die In Afghanistan During Past 2 Days
Bank Of America To Charge $5 Monthly Debit Card Fee

Holly Madison Insures Breasts For $1M
http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/29/showbiz/c ... index.html

Cancer Survivor Makes Clothes From Wood Pulp
http://www.wmtw.com/news/29340090/detail.html

School Builds Whoopie Pie Mountain
http://www.wgal.com/news/29339936/detail.html

Soldier's Bravery Earns Him Second Bronze Star
http://www.wesh.com/news/29330721/detail.html

School official apologizes for bra trick
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/29/ ... 317324580/

Woman bought tickets to game in wrong city
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/29/ ... 317324462/

CEO threatens firings over milk
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/29/ ... 317321786/

Utah man films moose attacking him
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/29/ ... 317321451/

Robber hits same NYC bank for 3 days
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/29/ ... 317321298/

Student punished for 'bless you'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/29/ ... 317317668/

Tiger removed from Egyptian home
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/29/ ... 317315033/

Man shoots self on first date
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/29/ ... 317285000/

Cafe owner makes up with Hilary Swank
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/29/ ... 317283200/

Snake found eating snake in home
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/29/ ... 317281400/

Zany scientists honored in alternative Nobels
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/zany-scientist ... 50896.html

Belgium's "Mr Penguin" dreams of Antarctic funeral
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/belgiums-mr-pe ... 23825.html

Japan donor leaves 10 million yen in public toilet
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/japan-donor-le ... 27790.html

Chinese fugitive found working as jailor
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/chinese-fugiti ... 51588.html

Insurance broker launches pizza parlor policy
http://news.yahoo.com/insurance-broker- ... 37773.html

It’s A Small World: Life In a Basket
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/09/29 ... fe-basket/

Vegan Strip Club Is No Meat Market
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 87752.html

Teacher Tormented Ex-Boyfriend With Stolen Baby Pictures On Facebook
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... 87198.html

'Black Friday Psycho' Sentenced For Profanity-Laced Shopping Rant
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... ird%20News

Celebrity Portraits, Made Out Of Cheese
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... ird%20News

Black Bear Raids Pizza Shop
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2011/09/29 ... ird%20News

Babysitters Use 2-Year-Old As Decoy In Liquor Theft
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... ird%20News

10-Year-Old Girl Scales 2,000 Foot Sheer Drop
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... ird%20News

Did The LA City Council Get Bart Simpson-ed? (NSFW)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... ird%20News

Mother Charged After Baby Found In Toilet
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/2 ... ird%20News

Woman with crack pipe went berserk at Winn-Dixie, cops say
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 7159.story

Nurse accused of attacking paraplegic
http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20 ... paraplegic

Alarmist, paranoid hermits are collectively bummed: Earth's asteroid apocalypse is probably not going to happen, says NASA
http://www.motherboard.tv/2011/9/29/ear ... oon-anyway

Cops: Man arrested for exposing himself blames pants
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/delco/?c=r

Bank of America to charge $5/month for an unprecedented perk: Accessing your own money
http://www.cnbc.com/id/44719143

Welcome to Scientology High, a "real-world Hogwarts" that's "kinda magical," and only costs $42,000 per year in real-world money
http://www.thedaily.com/page/2011/09/27 ... y-one-1-7/

Cloud-Powered Facial Recognition Is Terrifying
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/a ... ng/245867/

Bartering For Health Care: Yardwork For Treatment
http://www.npr.org/2011/09/26/140737591 ... -treatment

Police chief orders officer to ticket his wife
http://www.northjersey.com/news/Lodi_po ... _wife.html

Magic Mushrooms Can Make Lasting Personality Changes, Study Says
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... .DTL&tsp=1

Man arrested for lovin' it at McDonalds
http://www.newson6.com/story/15570406/s ... t-exposure

Pawn shop raid nets $3 million in toothbrushes. That's a LOT of toothbrushes
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime ... 85274.html

PA state police plane finds two (2) pot plants in a cornfield, and report it
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index. ... _midd.html

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