"We are 10% Human, and 90% Poop
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"We are 10% Human, and 90% Poop
I was looking up the subject of probiotic bacteria, which is something that scientists are starting to use in a big way. (think yogurt)
Then I stumble onto a procedure called Fecal Bacteriotherapy. This is where someone's poop is collected, ground up in a blender, then added to saline and injected into a patient with bowel disease. It's all very fascinating really.
So I'm watching a Youtube video on the subject and the doctor claims that "there are 9 times more living bacterial cells in our stool, than in the entire body.... so in effect, we are 10% human and 90% crap". (I threw the word crap in there)
OK... who didn't suspicion this all along?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDcia_uqf3k
Merry Christmas!
Then I stumble onto a procedure called Fecal Bacteriotherapy. This is where someone's poop is collected, ground up in a blender, then added to saline and injected into a patient with bowel disease. It's all very fascinating really.
So I'm watching a Youtube video on the subject and the doctor claims that "there are 9 times more living bacterial cells in our stool, than in the entire body.... so in effect, we are 10% human and 90% crap". (I threw the word crap in there)
OK... who didn't suspicion this all along?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDcia_uqf3k
Merry Christmas!
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Re: "We are 10% Human, and 90% Poop
After spending 20 minutes with you I knew then you, at the very least were full of crap.
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Re: "We are 10% Human, and 90% Poop
Coolbreeze needs a hobby.
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Re: "We are 10% Human, and 90% Poop
I figure any test results obtained from Scatman Crothers might skew the percentages...
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Re: "We are 10% Human, and 90% Poop
Maybe I should join the dead people thread. That seems to be of utmost interest, and EASY to understand.
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Re: "We are 10% Human, and 90% Poop
It Is true that there is more them than us contained within our skin, mostly in the digestive system.
Aircheck? You'd make a great board op.
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Re: "We are 10% Human, and 90% Poop
Think about it... a POOP transfusion! I can barely wrap my head around that!
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Re: "We are 10% Human, and 90% Poop
If you think about it, It makes sense.
Cells die or excrete waste to the blood which is filtered by the kidneys.
Blood and lymphatic fluid is everywhere in the body.
I like my steaks medium rare. I am cow poop.
Cells die or excrete waste to the blood which is filtered by the kidneys.
Blood and lymphatic fluid is everywhere in the body.
I like my steaks medium rare. I am cow poop.
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Re: "We are 10% Human, and 90% Poop
Yes but why cant they isolate the needed bacteria and "use as needed"? I mean, they have needed bacteria in Yogurt that we EAT for Gods sake. There must be a reason that I haven't figured out yet as to why poop itself must be used.
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