Full moon out? The Weird News thread

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:16 am

Elvis Costello says buy Louis Armstrong, not me
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/elvis-costello ... 29480.html

Elderly man returns cash stolen from Sears in '40s
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111129/D9RA4QUG2.html

Man rescued after becoming stuck in chimney is from Texas, not North Pole
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111129/D9RA4VOG2.html

Atlanta man hits second $1 million lottery prize
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111129/D9RABJB01.html

2 Mass. women punished for stealing from weddings
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111129/D9RA4D782.html

Blast tied to tofu pan puzzles Portland officials
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111129/D9RA2GQG0.html

Movers, sheriff's deputies refuse to evict 103-year-old woman
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/movers-s ... old/nFp4Q/

Man urinates outside of home, points gun at woman
http://www.wpxi.com/news/29883108/detail.html

Tiny Wash. fire station hit by 2nd burglary
http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/crime/tiny- ... ary/nFqDN/

Police say woman chasing drunken boyfriend caused major crash
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/police- ... ed-/nFpkj/

Woman yells 'boring' during symphony performance
http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/entertainme ... ony/nFp2p/

Caught on tape: Aging football players get in fight
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8447584

Missing: NYC parrot; 'loves to sing opera'
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8446770

Zebras get loose from Va. zoo, roam neighborhood
http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/top-news/ze ... ood/nFp5T/

NYC uses haiku to promote street safety message
http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/top-news/ny ... age/nFpsL/

Moonshine still discovered in Mass. water plant
http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/top-news/mo ... ant/nFprD/

Pa. election tie broken with 'low' number drawing
http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/top-news/pa ... ber/nFpkT/

Ringling Bros. Circus Faces Record Fine
http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/29/us/ringli ... topstories

Yuletide Greetings ... With Machine Guns
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29878769/detail.html

Lions Who Send Text Messages
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29872303/detail.html

Woman Accused Of Using Ornament In Stabbing
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29881058/detail.html

Family Lost On Christmas Tree Hunt Calls 911
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29879052/detail.html

Illegal Student Kills Self Over College Fears
http://www.kmbc.com/news/29880449/detail.html

Suit donated to Goodwill with $13,000 in pockets
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/30/ ... 322645400/

22 tons of yeast waste spilled onto road
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/30/ ... 322643600/

Messy seagulls return to car dealership
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/30/ ... 322641800/

Robber's 'bomb' was a toy penguin
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/29/ ... 322591073/

Police: Man hid stolen phones in thermals
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/29/ ... 322587325/

Bar installs urine-controlled video games
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/29/ ... 322559000/

Chargers kicker seen urinating on live TV
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/28/ ... 322508865/

U.S. offers $50K in 'shredder challenge'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/29/ ... 322553600/

'Twelve Days of Christmas' costs $24K
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/28/ ... 322508006/

'Before I die' hopes written on wall
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/28/ ... 322503303/

Suspect: Fighting 'what redneck people do'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/28/ ... 322500973/

Russian police officer tried to eat bribe
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/28/ ... 322500340/

Want to own part of the Empire State Building?
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/want-own-part- ... 59919.html

Tooth found in Tesco yoghurt ‘external’
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/tooth-found-in ... 80%99.html

Toy poodles to join Japanese police
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/toy-poodles-jo ... 29308.html

Bulgaria's versatile PM eyes player of year award
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/bulgarias-vers ... 21368.html

Gignac given choice of Maserati or tin snail
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/gignac-given-c ... 11567.html

French man ordered to pay wife 10,000 euros for lack of sex
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/french-man-ord ... 50493.html

Chick-fil-A takes on Vermont farmer over kale t-shirt sales
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ch ... 53266.html

Rescued beagle dogs experience sunlight for the first time
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/vi ... 17299.html

Toyota Unveils the Walk Training Assist Robot
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/29 ... ist-robot/

Police Excuse Black Friday Shopper Who Doused 14 With Pepper Spray
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 19006.html

Artist Unveils Entirely Knitted Hotel Room (PHOTOS)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 18924.html

Former World's Fattest Man Tells UK Govt: 'Remove My Fat Folds!'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 16307.html

Vatican's Exorcist: Yoga Is Satanic
http://www.newser.com/story/134298/vati ... tanic.html

UK Crematorium May Sell Heat From Body Furnaces To National Grid
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 16660.html

Renters Answer Craigslist Ad, Find Dead Body
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 17299.html

The FBI Plot Against “Louie Louie”
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/108606

Colo. Man Sues Former Hostages
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 19317.html

Cops: Woman hid two crack pipes in her buttocks
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime ... 00272.html

Report: Fake caregiver robbed man in wheelchair
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... ir/1203847

Did dog dial 911 before shooting?
http://www.baynews9.com/article/news/20 ... -gets-shot

Cops: Baby injured when mom tried to run over man
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... an/1203787

Man pounded woman with rock, dragged another toward fire — over a fight about a chair
http://www.gainesville.com/article/2011 ... fire&tc=ar

Fair ride shares name with poison gas used in Holocaust
http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2011-1 ... hofrichter

HS Teacher Wins Kudos for Book Tied to His Affair With Student
http://www.newser.com/story/134364/boun ... udent.html

McDonald's Sidesteps SF Happy Meal Ban
http://www.newser.com/story/134374/mcdo ... l-ban.html

Condom Maker Sends Friend Requests From Unborn 'Sons'
http://www.newser.com/story/134382/cond ... -sons.html

Tech Firm Outlaws Email
http://www.newser.com/story/134357/tech ... email.html

Cops: Toddler Shot in Head During Rap Video Shoot
http://www.newser.com/story/134333/cops ... shoot.html

Millions of Printers in Danger of Being Hacked
http://www.newser.com/story/134320/mill ... acked.html

The newest inmate at the Patrick J. Sullivan Jr Detention Center? That would be former sheriff Patrick J. Sullivan Jr himself
http://cbsdenver.wordpress.com/2011/11/ ... ug-charge/

The good news, your prostitute arrived on time; the bad news, she's your daughter
http://weinterrupt.com/2011/11/zimbabwe ... -daughter/

Nice to see you, my deer friend! Tinsel the turkey survives being hurled from a moving lorry – and then falls in love
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... l?ITO=1490

Not News: Student gets lucky at the prom. Way to go man: with his hot teacher
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... m-day.html

Bedtime with Hitler: Nazi leader's linen for sale
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/11/ ... 9D20111129

ProTip for Mom: You cannot burn off your son's tattoo and if you try the police are going to be very interested
http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/crime/mom- ... -sons-hand

Teacher Probed Over Bra And Panties Party For Third Graders
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... rty-346719

Family undertakes lawsuit after grave diggers jump on 91-year-old's casket to force it into hole that was too small
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... small.html

Residents in a conservative South Carolina city sue neighbor over what they say are "unreasonably loud" activities. Late-night revelry? Brothel? No. A church
http://www.greenvilleonline.com/article ... own-church

Man accused of throwing urine in bus driver's face
http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2011 ... d_aft.html

Study finds that 75% of oysters from the UK infected with "winter vomiting virus". Good thing nobody would ever think of eating a raw oyster
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-15927426

Family puzzled that snowboarder died while wearing helmet, since everyone knows helmets grant the wearer complete invincibility in any activity
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... elmet.html

Owners of home where teen died during sleepover charged with possessing a rotten possum
http://www.ajc.com/news/forsyth/forsyth ... e=rss_news

It's the classic story: Boy meets girl. Boy and girl get drunk and have sex. Girl tells boy she has AIDS. Boy shoots girl in head with shotgun. Girl survives. Boy goes to jail. Bonus: Girl was just joking, doesn't really have AIDS
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/cri ... _blog.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 6:48 pm

Indian farmers dump bags of snakes in tax office
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111130/D9RB047O0.html

Deputies investigate syringes found in Walmart clothing
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/deputies ... thi/nFqZ3/

Checklist from Apollo 13 sells for $388,375
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/aerospace/che ... 375/nFqcq/

Flying squirrel invades New Jersey emergency room
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/health/flying ... oom/nFqKM/

Police: 2 upstate NY kids call 911, ask for Santa
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/strange/polic ... nta/nFqNp/

IRS: $153 Million In Tax Refunds Still Undelivered
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/29890571/detail.html

Burrito Sparks Jail Lockdown
http://www.koat.com/news/29885543/detail.html

Homeless Vet Returns Stolen Purse
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/29 ... etail.html

24 Lbs. Of Pot Found In Woman's Luggage
http://www.koat.com/news/29884197/detail.html

4th Graders Charged With Attempted Rape
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29888321/detail.html

Thief tries to sell woman her own stolen jewelry
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/30/ ... 322692282/

Father leaves baby in shopping cart
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/30/ ... 322690548/

10-year-old Denver boy's first haircut is for cousin
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/30/ ... 322687226/

No sign of runaway flying Christmas tree
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/30/ ... 322683713/

Old debt catches up with lottery winner
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/30/ ... 322664990/

Philippines gathers coins to set new world record
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/philippines-ga ... 41497.html

Firm wants to turn Eiffel Tower into "giant tree"
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/firm-wants-tur ... 12939.html

Authorities deny Eiffel Tower to be 'tree'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/authorities-de ... 48799.html

Foul play suspected in Estonia's Christmas tree fall
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/foul-play-susp ... 13133.html

Oscar Wilde's Paris tomb made safe from admirers' kisses
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/oscar-wildes-p ... 10772.html

Graveyard guitar robber faces jail
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/graveyard-guit ... 20732.html

How a Chinese cave got listed on the U.S. stock market
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/chinese-cave-g ... 19616.html

South African granny survives birthday helicopter crash
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/south-african- ... 57616.html

British man finds live frog in his chicken sandwich
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/br ... 20341.html

Oregon mom gives birth, didn’t know she was pregnant
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/or ... 10715.html

Miami prison “overrun” by strippers pretending to be legal assistants
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mi ... 16817.html

Woman “imprisoned” on Scientology cruise ship for 12 years
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/wo ... 14448.html

Japan Creates Lifelike Japanese Robot Girlfriend
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/30 ... irlfriend/

Oddly Colored Asian Animals: Beyond the Rainbow
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/11/30 ... s-rainbow/

Siblings Accused Of Robbing Bank -- On Their Block
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/3 ... 21101.html

Condom Dress Gets Glowing Reviews From Style Experts
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/3 ... 19360.html

Gene Roddenberry's Son Reveals Unhappy 'Star Trek' Family Life
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/2 ... 19119.html

Are UFOs Coming For Our Gold? (That's The Word In South Africa)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/3 ... 19400.html

Girl, 14, Pepper Sprays 9 Kids Into Hospital
http://www.newser.com/story/134405/girl ... pital.html

Report: Woman exposes buttocks to give neighbor ‘something to take a picture of’
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_wi ... -of-2.html

Indicted fire official paid $120,000 to stay home for 7 months
http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/11/29/2 ... -paid.html

Meet the New Space Pioneers: Tiny Worms
http://www.newser.com/story/134401/meet ... worms.html

You know you're hammered when they give you a DUI and you're just the passenger
http://www.twincities.com/ci_19441177

The top ten most shoplifted items this Christmas, brought to you by the Institute of Blindfolded Dart Throwing
http://www.adweek.com/news/advertising- ... eal-136712

Apple and grape juice cause cancer
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/45491242/ ... ay_health/

Soldier getting robbed on a walk pulls out his own gun
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/29 ... etail.html

How to get away with not giving any gifts for the holidays
http://www.missminimalist.com/2011/11/o ... rtificate/

UK Officials Discourage Sitting on Santa's Lap
http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/dpp/news ... ov-29-2011

We have located Jabba the Hutt. She is beating her children with curtain rods
http://www.thesunnews.com/2011/11/30/25 ... arged.html

Is it really hunting if the only way you can kill a deer is to intentionally run it over with a snowmobile?
http://www.twincities.com/ci_19433904

Finally, a solution to what I think you'll agree is one of history's greatest atrocities: those annoying stickers on fruit that NEVER PEEL OFF IN ONE PIECE NO MATTER HOW CAREFULLY YOU TRY
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2011/1 ... oap-powers

"Weed Bombing" Transforms Downtown's Urban Blight into Psychedelic Bling
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/ ... downto.php

A squirrel runs up your pant leg. Do you A) Strip your pants off as quickly as possible? B) Stop, drop, and roll? or C) Shoot at it with a .22 rifle?
http://www.ktvz.com/news/29885102/detail.html

Bakery selling "bin Laden" brand bread not known for its good taste
http://edition.cnn.com/2011/11/30/world ... pt%3Dhp_c2

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:58 pm

Bank courier van loses bags of cash on Pa. highway
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111201/D9RBEANG3.html

Dog steps on gun, shoots Utah hunter in buttocks
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111130/D9RBBG6O1.html

Iowa town auctioning off right to name creek
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111130/D9RBAKOO0.html

Mystery solved nearly 18 years after woman disappears
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/woman-w ... nia/nFrPc/

Police: NY trio stole toys in 91-store spree
http://www.wpxi.com/news/29877823/detail.html

Cancer causing chemical found in Fla. town's reclaimed water
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/can ... wat/nFqyH/

Police: Drunken man tears off clothes, pummels police car, assaults deputy
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/police- ... -ca/nFrHn/

Want to track Santa? There's an app for that
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/top-news/want ... hat/nFrPf/

Thanksgiving donor gives Iowa City families water
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/strange/thank ... ter/nFrKL/

Detroit home remodeling turns up counterfeit cash
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/crime/home-re ... ash/nFrB8/

Santa gets beard caught while rappelling
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8450436

Fly Pittsburgh to Philly for $698, up from $118
http://money.cnn.com/2011/12/01/news/co ... /index.htm

Jesus Toast Under The Christmas Tree?
http://www.wptz.com/r/29887582/detail.html

Mini Horse 'Rings In' Salvation Army Donation
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29898345/detail.html

Santa-hatted rider smashes bus windshield
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/01/ ... 322772956/

Officer faces firing over Santeria plan
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/01/ ... 322770646/

Frosty costume causes four 911 calls
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/01/ ... 322769952/

Man covers car in 33,000 coins
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/01/ ... 322769250/

Man with no legs denied power wheelchair
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/01/ ... 322768066/

Teens set off deer urine bombs in store
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/01/ ... 322762246/

Bronx student revamps subway poem
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/01/ ... 322730000/

Belarus bars man from breathing in public
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/01/ ... 322728200/

Spain serial shopping trolley thief busted
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/spain-serial-s ... 15022.html

S. African fast-food chain pulls President Mugabe chicken advertisement
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/african-fast-f ... 47860.html

For sale to fans - Union Berlin stadium
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/sale-fans-unio ... 37292.html

Taiwan running mate claims 'magnetic' attack
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/taiwan-running ... 09389.html

Blue day for luxury South African train
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blue-day-luxur ... 26343.html

Funny Finnish bunny thinks he's a chicken
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/funny-finnish- ... 15576.html

Military dogs taking Xanax, receiving therapy, for canine PTSD
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mi ... 19057.html

Video: Pig learns to walk upright on its front legs
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/vi ... 20041.html

Japan Now Offers Single-Person Karaoke Rooms
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/12/01 ... oke-rooms/

‘Liking’ Something on Facebook Could Land You Behind Bars in Thailand
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/12/01 ... -thailand/

World's Largest Chocolate Log Helps Shanghai Chefs Take The Cake
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/0 ... 23628.html

Teen busted after taking pic on church roof for Facebook
http://www.mysuncoast.com/content/topst ... 5qH4g.cspx

FloriDUH scam alert: Be leery of "cops" checking out your gold
http://www.theledger.com/article/201111 ... ?p=1&tc=pg

Consumers Revolt Over White Coke Cans
http://www.newser.com/story/134495/cons ... -cans.html

Womans face catches fire: "There are between 550 and 650 surgical fires a year"
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2011 ... e-surgery/

Man dies after falling from back of pickup while trying to hold down mattress. That's what happens when you get out of the wrong side of the bed
http://www.wxii12.com/news/29898234/detail.html

Continuing yesterday's theme of robbery interuptus by handgun I give you the pizza delivery guy
http://www.kansas.com/2011/12/01/212366 ... ivery.html

About the MSU cheerleader who faceplanted last night: her dad's Facebook message to her: "I'm glad to see your booty isn't gettin big...no one likes a chick with a big butt... love you"
http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2011/1 ... t-get-big/

The world's biggest insect is so freaking huge it can eat a carrot. Sleep tight. Don't let the giant weta bite
http://gizmodo.com/5864195/the-worlds-b ... t-a-carrot

Person in gorilla suit dumps sand in Little Caesars and runs away ... numerous times
http://www.macombdaily.com/articles/201 ... 426676.txt

Nearly all of $40 million grant from Gates Foundation to improve teaching in Pittsburgh goes to administrators and consultants. All kids left behind
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsbu ... 69818.html

Anal Remedy Not Recommended, But Worked For One
http://kbkw.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=3448

Not news: Man tries to steal car. News: It's a police car. Near Weird: He's already inside the police car. Weird: He can't start it. Total Weird: He has the keys and calls the station for help
http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/local_ ... police-car

Man chokes a fellow movie-goer for talking too much on his cell phone during the show
http://www.ballardnewstribune.com/2011/ ... urbing-fil

Man deported four prior times shows up in South Carolina jail. OK Alex, I'll take "Immigration reform, my ass" for $200 please
http://www.thesunnews.com/2011/12/01/25 ... times.html

Pretend you have robbed a business. Do you: A) Flee as fast as possible to avoid capture, B) Go to a hideout no one can find you at, C) Call the business to see if anyone got your license plate number using your own cell phone?
http://www.yorkdispatch.com/news/ci_19444824

College student who recognizes her friend, an attempted cop killer, in wanted poster does the obvious thing: "Freaks out" and tears down the posters
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/iow ... out-986531

Nothing puts you into the holiday spirit more than bopping mom on the head with a bottle of eggnog
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/state/rame ... -of-eggnog

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:53 am

Woman slams dead raccoon against Vt. city building
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111203/D9RD4RRG0.html

5-pound hunk of metal crashes into Mass. warehouse
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111202/D9RCFLQ81.html

Burger King cashier calls cops on 'herb' smoker
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111202/D9RCK2L00.html

Ohio homeowner captures and hogties burglar
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111202/D9RCGM2O0.html

Thief with pepper spray tries to steal $10,000-worth of handbags
http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/thief-pep ... bag/nFs44/

Scuba diver breaks world record for longest saltwater dive
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/scuba ... 11831.html

Police: Man accused of robbing exotic dancer at gunpoint
http://www.wpxi.com/news/29918866/detail.html

Thieves target toilet paper at NM diner
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/top-news/repo ... ner/nFs32/

MT wildlife chief gets road kill warning for deer
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8452379

Larry King: I Want To Be Frozen
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29909621/detail.html

Shipping Containers Used For First 'Pop-Up' Mall
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29913857/detail.html

Teen Stopped By TSA For Gun-Themed Purse
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29906873/detail.html

US 'Trash' Saving Lives Abroad
http://www.kmbc.com/health/29900760/detail.html

Mudders rule at Florida Warrior Dash
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/04/ ... 323026557/

Russians brave cold, vote in swimsuits
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/04/ ... 323023378/

Shoplifted candlelight steak dinner foiled
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/04/ ... 323020979/

Lost Virginia dog turns up in NorCal
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/04/ ... 323019858/

9 kids found in stolen truck in Canada
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/03/ ... 322957160/

Stick shift foils carjackers
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/03/ ... 322949559/

Plumbing, protests sink Chicago restaurant
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/03/ ... 322935261/

Firefighters make some bizarre rescues
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/03/ ... 322902800/

Bus passenger arrested for throwing rock
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/03/ ... 322901000/

Escaped prisoner caught in toilet
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/03/ ... 322894812/

Canadian professor mistakenly named Italian minister
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/02/ ... 322842498/

Reduced charge for polite thief
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/02/ ... 322816400/

Italian bar serves up bond spread cocktail
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/italian-bar-se ... 25156.html

U.S. professor is dumpster-diving urban Robin Hood
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/u-professor-du ... 28044.html

U.S. professor is dumpster-diving urban Robin Hood
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/u-professor-du ... 28044.html

Mayans never predicted world to end in 2012 - experts
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/mayans-never-p ... 19579.html

Pig challenges Putin party in ballot-spoiling bid
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/pig-challenges ... 31534.html

China post office offers letters from space
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/china-post-off ... 02706.html

'Germany's dumbest bank robber' gets seven years
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/germanys-dumbe ... 25045.html

Indian aspiring police held over hairpiece deception
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/indian-aspirin ... 14747.html

Blind French eaterie seeks to conquer New York
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blind-french-e ... 22544.html

Flesh-eating banana fears hit Mozambique
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/flesh-eating-b ... 23422.html

Teen arrested trying to apply for job by knocking on armored car window
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/te ... 52049.html

Black college student hangs Confederate flag in dorm room, admits it’s “kind of weird”
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/bl ... 34484.html

Airline food blamed in death of Miami man
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ai ... 28049.html

Man-Powered Ferris Wheel Thrills Children in India
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/12/04 ... ren-india/

Sex And Blunts: Two Men Arrested For Inappropriate Fast Food Orders
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/0 ... 26149.html

Student Arrested For Burping In Class
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/0 ... 24179.html

News Anchor: 'There Is No Santa'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/0 ... 25422.html

Hanson To Sell Their Own Beer - Called, Unbelievably, 'MMMHop'
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/12 ... 22759.html

Match.com User's Monthly Haul: $1K Worth of Dinners
http://www.newser.com/story/134429/matc ... estuff_rss

Couple Busted For Having Sex On Water Slide At Amusement Park
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/0 ... 25572.html

Man accused of pulling gun on neighbors over music
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/nov ... er=popular

Woman steals gas cap in school parking lot
http://newportrichey.wtsp.com/news/weir ... arking-lot

Sleepy burglar ransacked wrong place, deputies say
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/ ... 8903.story

Worker at Texas Fried Chicken 'wanted to kill' customer, cops say
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 4068.story

85-year-old says she was strip searched at JFK
http://news.yahoo.com/85-old-says-she-s ... 56556.html

Thief throws stolen money back at victim
http://www.bradenton.com/2011/12/02/369 ... ictim.html

Miss USA 2010 Busted for DUI
http://www.newser.com/story/134674/rima ... iving.html

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http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/crime/man- ... g-too-slow

Drink marketed as a hangover cure enrages alcohol and road safety groups who fear it will encourage drunk driving
http://www.news.com.au/national/road-gr ... 6213326639

Pro Tip: When attempting to escape Wal-Mart security after being caught shoplifting, it usually isn't the best policy to use your baby as a weapon by swinging it at the officers
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... uards.html

Cop uses a truck he stole from a drunk driver to intentionally ram his wife's car
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/1 ... als_c.html

If you grow anything with hydroponics in Florida the police will automatically assume you are growing pot and come kick down your door without a warrant
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... 204506.ece

Lawyer is not feeling irie after he's awarded only $1.50 for successfully defending the religous right of a prisoner to not have his dreadlocks touched by guards
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/attorne ... e-1.986450

Man stranded in snow for three days survives on frozen Coors Light, which article incorrectly identifies as "beer"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -BEER.html

During a North Pole geography lesson, second-grade teacher informs the students that Santa doesn't exist. Why yes, some parents have a problem with this
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/clau ... OuuFceLfkN

Radio station hosts a "Coats for Kids" night at a shopping mall. Things went well until several fights flared up and gunfire broke out
http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/region/oak ... -the-night

Grand jury refuses to indict McDonald's cashier who beat two customers with a pipe for giving him a fake $50 bill, fracturing one's skull and breaking her arm. Good thing they didn't try to use a $2 bill
http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/03/justice/n ... index.html

While you were busy trying to make ends meet, a woman in Seattle has been collecting $1200 a month in housing assistance, along with food stamps and living in a 2,500 square-foot home, with gardens and a boat dock, that is valued at $1.2 million
http://www.king5.com/news/local/Feds--S ... 43613.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:55 pm

The Muppets Are Communist, Fox Business Network Says
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/0 ... 29173.html

Offshore city idea floated to help Silicon Valley
http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2011/12 ... on-valley/

Three elderly women say TSA made them strip
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/three ... 13808.html

Mother accused of trying to sell baby boy for $7,000
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime ... 13449.html

Help wanted: State wildlife agency looking for trappers to get rid of unwanted gators
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/help- ... 13403.html

Rooster cry works for Croatian election winners
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/top-news/roos ... ers/nFtJt/

NY boy's message in bottle retrieved in the Azores
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/top-news/ny-b ... res/nFtHR/

Woman in saw attack first stocked up on plastic sheets, bleach, garbage bags
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/police- ... ic-/nFtZB/

Great-Grandmother, 92, Jumps In Freezing Lake
http://www.kcci.com/r/29922674/detail.html

Jedi Squirrels? Yes Plz!
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29911421/detail.html

Replica Of 'Up' Home Sells For $400,000
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29926598/detail.html

Smoking Can Make Your Nipples Fall Off
http://www.kmbc.com/health/29923658/detail.html

Occupy protester gets Wall Street job
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/05/ ... 323105865/

Michigan woman sues over smelly car
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/05/ ... 323125357/

Teacher sorry for revealing Santa secret
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/05/ ... 323122016/

Actress claims magazine faked nudity
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/05/ ... 323110979/

Carjacker foiled by victim's texting
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/05/ ... 323109372/

Police: Officer paid for sex in patrol car
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/05/ ... 323108856/

Mosquitoes plague New York neighborhood
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/05/ ... 323107094/

New Yorkers think cab fare is too high
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/05/ ... 323106241/

'Psychic' octopus tips Barca to beat Real
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/psychic-octopu ... 56905.html

Protester shaves year-old beard with new Belgian government
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/protester-shav ... 06856.html

Drunk driver crashes into “Booze It and Lose It” DWI checkpoint center
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/dr ... 56181.html

App helps viewers shop while watching TV
http://news.yahoo.com/app-helps-viewers ... 31586.html

GroupOn Stampede At Santa's Grotto Sees Fairies Sworn At By Angry Parents, Elf Quit
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/12 ... 29067.html

'Pogromly,' Neo-Nazi Version Of Monopoly, Allegedly Sold By Terrorist Group
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/0 ... 29499.html

Bell-ringer accused of stealing from Salvation Army kettles
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/dec ... of-taking/

Report: School officer dressed as a gynecologist with suggestive name
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/rep ... te-/nFsGF/

Researchers Dress Up as Pandas to Help Cubs
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/res ... hots-2217/

Not Claustrophobic, With $60K? See the Titanic
http://www.newser.com/story/134729/atla ... s-60k.html

Vast New Black Holes Shatter Record
http://www.newser.com/story/134754/vast ... ecord.html

This is what happens when you try to mug a UFC fighter. (w/ mugshot goodness)
http://www.wlsam.com//Article.asp?id=2347960

Snake in the Christmas tree
http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-712031?hpt=hp_c3

The EU says that chocolate doesn't help children grow, ignoring the obvious horizontal inches
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/12/0 ... -evidence/

Thieves steal $2,000 worth of bras from Victoria's Secret in Jackson; fourth such theft in six months
http://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/index ... of_br.html

Man busted for "hotboxing" marijuana in his car. "The car was so thick with smoke that officers couldn't immediately see the two-year-old boy in the back seat"
http://www.610wiod.com/cc-common/news/s ... %3D9466645

A critical review of cat-butt coffee
http://boingboing.net/2011/12/05/cat-bu ... al-re.html

Tired of getting ripped off, Sacramento church uses latest technology to nab copper thieves. Well, maybe not the latest, but the mug shots are worth it
http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2011/12/ ... r-thieves/

In the US, people tend to leave electronics behind in cabs. In France it's their clothes. And in London it's a dead donkey
http://www.thechronicle.com.au/story/20 ... d-laptops/

Ford's 2013 Lincoln MKS Sedan will have technology to tell when the driver is distracted. Control switch to be found under knob for voice texting and between video player and GPS
http://bottomline.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2 ... sy-driving

Two guys saved from boat sinking in three feet of water
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/browar ... 6847.story

California woman challenges husband to game of Rock, Scissors, Penis
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/poli ... t1Yp1LMOIw

Protip: No matter how much you insist, cops won't accept the "cocaine is legal tender" excuse
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/pa ... html%3Fyes

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:24 am

Cannonball fired in Discovery Channel stunt crashes through wall of home
http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/cannonbal ... -du/nFwRj/

Police: Central Pa. man tried sham 'shroom swindle
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/crime/police- ... dle/nFt2L/

Stolen Santa returned to Ind. man with $100, note
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8456356

Man Crushed To Death By Commercial Oven
http://www.wpbf.com/news/29934411/detail.html

'Male Enhancers' Stolen From Store
http://www.wgal.com/news/29935534/detail.html

Girl Helps Collect 2,900 Coats For Poor
http://www.wlky.com/video/29936081/detail.html

Alcoholic ice pops headed to Phoenix
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/07/ ... 323250200/

Police identify bass mailbox thieves
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/07/ ... 323248400/

Man hits drive-through worker with food
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/07/ ... 323244800/

Man arrested for beer bottle chucking
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/06/ ... 323205543/

Schools register .xxx domain names
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/06/ ... 323203935/

$500 figurine sells for $225,000
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/05/ ... 323136282/

Bloody Czech wedding as drunk bride, groom exchange blows
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/bloody-czech-w ... 42837.html

Japan scientists study oyster 'language'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/japan-scientis ... 01894.html

Labrador rescues kittens trapped inside bag
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/vi ... 07616.html

There may be 500,000 Earth-like planets in our galaxy alone
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ma ... 55359.html

Tennessee family home burns while firefighters watch
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/te ... 41763.html

Disarmed grenades found in woman's luggage at airport
http://news.yahoo.com/disarmed-grenades ... 51947.html

Being left-handed brings mental health risks and reward
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/be ... 53125.html

Indonesian Sanctuary Boasts Two Blooming ‘Corpse Flowers’
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/12/06 ... a-flowers/

Man To Police: 'Taser Me, Bro'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/0 ... 32197.html

Stuntman Balancing His Head On A Nail Is Highlight Of China's 'Ethnic Games' (PICTURES)
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/12 ... 31043.html

Ghost Of British Murderer Haunts Pub
http://www.forteantimes.com/strangedays ... _tale.html

'End Of The World Not In 2012' According To Decoded Mayan Tablet
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/12 ... 25191.html

'Bored' With Girlfriend, British Man Tased Her And Buried Her Alive: Cops
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/0 ... 31398.html

Cops: Woman killed ex-roommate, hid body under Christmas presents
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/sp ... ate_l.html

Mysterious Planet-Size Object Spotted Near Mercury
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/clo ... -ufo-2219/

Do Birds Really Abandon Their Chicks if Humans Touch Them?
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/bab ... ndon-2222/

Suicidal Mom Shoots Kids As She's Denied Food Stamps
http://www.newser.com/story/134878/suic ... tamps.html

Dragon Tattoo Producers Fume Over Good Review
http://www.newser.com/story/134776/girl ... eview.html

Rice Could Expose You to Arsenic
http://www.newser.com/story/134781/rice ... senic.html

Two ugly rabbits live life of luxury in a tricked-out £10,000 hutch (w/pics)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ITO%3D1490

This just in: bedbugs are from Arkansas
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/12/ ... T020111206

The mall is not an appropriate place to find mistletoe... with your shotgun
http://decatur.11alive.com/news/news/93 ... ekalb-mall

BeautifulPeople.com thrown off eBay for auctioning date with the Virgin Mary
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/chris ... -Mary.html

5'4" 252 pound pole dancer says she's proud of her ability. I don't know about her, but whoever installed that pole should be
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... rcuit.html

Today's "Who'd a thunk it?" Solar panels feeding so much electricity back into the grid, that power companies have to raise rates to recoup loses
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/nationa ... 6165360822

Japan's Meiji recalls baby milk after caesium find
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-16047697

Orange You Glad There's a New Wine Color?
http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/orang ... 00872.html

Problem: people stealing hammers meant for breaking glass in the event of an accident. Solution: the buses in Heilongjiang, China are now equipped with emergency bricks
http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2011 ... eak-stuff/

Sleeping autistic boy left on school bus for 2.82639615 hours
http://www.baynews9.com/article/news/20 ... school-bus

Police disarm man with fake gun during filming
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... 1M7CEB.DTL

If you are going to be a serial arsonist, try not to let video cameras capture you in the act. Oh, and try not to set your own arm on fire either. With video of flaming arsonist's arm
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... .A.%2BNow)

Ski area owner run over by 9-ton snow grooming machine is recovering nicely
http://www.pressherald.com/news/operato ... 12-06.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:48 pm

Police: Thief smashed Pa. store door for egg nog
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111207/D9RFNOTG0.html

RI lawmakers promise to sniff out landfill odor
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111207/D9RFR6TG1.html

Wash. man acquitted in mistaken marten assault
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111207/D9RFROLG0.html

Photos: Gingerbread houses too awesome to eat
http://www.wsbtv.com/gallery/travel/gro ... th/#901374

Pockets the monkey gets attention as artist
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8457814

Australian Man Faces 500 Lashes For Blasphemy
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/29940190/detail.html

Celebratory Gesture Costs H.S. Football State Title
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/r/29931485/detail.html

Toddler Wakes Up Hungry, Saves Family From Fire
http://www.wlky.com/r/29940838/detail.html

Students Race Edible Car Creations
http://www.ketv.com/r-video/29937524/detail.html

Police: Man threw alligators into pool
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/07/ ... 323287666/

Grandmas pose nude for calendar fundraiser
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/07/ ... 323285286/

Surfing Madonna may get new home
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/07/ ... 323285066/

Rome mayor takes down 'eyesore' tree
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/07/ ... 323284150/

Alec Baldwin asked to leave flight for playing game
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/alec-baldwin-a ... 51558.html

Pope turns on Christmas Tree via Internet
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/pope-turns-wor ... 57515.html

Jennifer Aniston preferred guest at holiday table
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/jennifer-anist ... 53828.html

Forget the Christmas parties, employees want cash
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/forget-christm ... 27380.html

Dog poop lottery draws thousands in Taiwan
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/dog-poop-lotte ... 58116.html

Diet craze leaves Norwegians starved of butter
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/diet-craze-lea ... 45874.html

New species of dinosaur discovered in museum basement
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/sp ... 47154.html

Man Caught Shoplifting During 'Shop With A Cop' Charity Event
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/0 ... 34064.html

Skeletal Santa Hanging On Crucifix Sparks Controversy
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/0 ... 31320.html

Walmart filing cabinet used as sports card 'mule'
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/16189286/201 ... returns-it

FloriDUH case: She wanted her ring back so she...
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_wi ... ammer.html

Sentenced: Mom who took porn shots of her own children, ages 9 and 13
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/16192675/201 ... -in-prison

Last-Minute Gift Idea: $1M Perfume
http://www.newser.com/story/134920/last ... rfume.html

This Year's Winner for Bad Sex Writing Is ...
http://www.newser.com/story/134888/bad- ... theme.html

Va. Clears Innocent Man of Rapes After 27 Years
http://www.newser.com/story/134881/va-c ... years.html

At Mormon University, a Battle Over Skinny Jeans
http://www.newser.com/story/134890/at-m ... jeans.html

'Driver being drugged by LSD' sign prompts call to North Dakota cops
http://www.twincities.com/news/ci_19487923?source=rss

Students offered free alcoholic beverages in exchange for donating blood. Surprisingly, some people - who have obviously never had the one-beer-post-blood-donation buzz - have a problem with this
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-worl ... -23615780/

Hot redhead state's attorney "exposed her breasts to co-workers, came to work drunk and kept nude photos of herself on state computers?" I don't see a problem with this
http://abovethelaw.com/2011/12/chicago- ... complaint/

Superintendent agrees a sexual harrassment charge was not warranted against the 9 year old boy who said his teacher was either cute, or fine
http://blogs.ajc.com/get-schooled-blog/ ... ooled_blog

"Hey man, is that freedom rock?" "No, it's just 185 pounds of packaged hydroponic marijuana stuffed in a bunch of musical speakers"
http://www.indystar.com/article/2011120 ... l-speakers

Going to the casino and winning has slim odds, but following the winners home and robbing them gets you a 100% payout
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/loca ... 0520.story

You haven't done a very good job at parenting if your kids drink underage, they beat you up for throwing away their beer because they are underaged, and they're drinking Bud Light
http://www.bnd.com/2011/12/07/1969435/m ... -kids.html

Two cops playing with their guns late at night suffer premature discharge, destroying another man's hard sausage. What a load of baloney
http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2011/dec/0 ... takes-out/

"So what did you do at school today, dear?" "Raided a crack den" "That's great, dear... Wait, what?"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-ma ... r-16065540

School bus drivers ordered to remove Christmas decorations, including ribbons, bows, snowflakes, Christmas crackers, snowmen, elves, Santa Claus and angels from their buses
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2011 ... 80386.html

There are so many shark attacks in South African waters because of: A) Healers sacrificing animals on the beaches B) Loud onshore music C) A curse on surfers? D) All of the above
http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animal ... ark-puzzle

Threatening to kill city workers will not get power restored to your neighborhood any quicker, but it will get you a cozy little room with light and heat
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... rkers.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:47 pm

Michigan gives thumbs-down to Wis. mitten campaign
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111207/D9RFVF501.html

Jellyfish swarm shuts down nuclear power plant
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/jelly ... 19257.html

Mom accused of making death threats to daughter's classmate on Facebook
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/mom ... sma/nFxP3/

NH woman brought mom's ashes to bingo; urn stolen
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/gaming/nh-wom ... hes/nFxPj/

Student wakes school bus driver asleep at the wheel
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/student ... eel/nFxCQ/

Nevada pizza delivery woman accused of heist hoax
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8459370

Business Makes Money From 'Ugly' Sweaters
http://www.wptz.com/r/29936423/detail.html

Crossing Salamanders Slow Down Drivers
http://www.wapt.com/r/29945044/detail.html

Newest Muppet Is A Geek
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29947484/detail.html

American Gets 2.5 Years For Royal Insult
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29948642/detail.html

New Alcohol-Infused Ice Cream Hitting Stores
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29943078/detail.html

Police seek 'Chewbacca' gunman
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/08/ ... 323376157/

Police write 45 pages of lunch instruction
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/08/ ... 323373798/

Oldest living dog dead at 26
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/08/ ... 323373674/

Russia opening world's first ice theater
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/08/ ... 323371837/

Police: Man stole $1,125 in sex enhancers
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/08/ ... 323334800/

Holy cow! 20-foot-tall 'bovine' impounded
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/08/ ... 323322283/

Doesn't remember marrying, wants annulment
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/07/ ... 323306508/

Escaped pigs wreak havoc on motorway
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/escaped-pigs-w ... orway.html

"Reporter" asks Florida governor for urine sample
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/reporter-asks- ... 41570.html

Scientists kick off debate over barefoot running
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/scientists-kic ... 02601.html

Could this be Britain's most famous witches' coven?
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/could-britains ... 02103.html

Un-paralyzed cyclist training for Olympics
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/un ... 11934.html

Map divides New Jersey into regional stereotypes
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ma ... 43739.html

Man Arrested For Shooting At Mistletoe In Shopping Mall
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/0 ... 33603.html

Teen Commits 'Suicide By Piranha'
http://www.newser.com/story/134962/teen ... ranha.html

Declaw Your Cat In Israel, Go To Prison
http://www.newser.com/story/134952/decl ... rison.html

Now Found in Some Australian Wines: Laxative Agent
http://www.newser.com/story/134996/now- ... agent.html

Man Who Swapped Scholarships For Spankings Gets Two Years
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wire ... king-plea/

Caught on video: Squirrel pulling school's fire alarm
http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20 ... /FRONTPAGE

Cops: Fired worker hacked into company's computer system
http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20 ... stem&tc=ar

Boy, 5, likely hit by tire of float in holiday parade
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... de/1204913

Report: DUI suspect hits deputy with car
http://www.sheriff-okaloosa.org/wp-cont ... 0Truck.pdf

Report: Brother goes nutty over Nutty Buddy
http://www.gainesville.com/article/2011 ... uddy&tc=ar

Clown Car drops transmission and miscarries on lap 20
http://www.people.com/people/article/0, ... 73,00.html

Stunning explanation given for bankrupt US brokerage firm missing $1.2bn: "I simply do not know where the money is," adding "Seriously, we looked behind the couch and everything"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-16097185

Remember, when you drop your child off with a babysitter you found on Craigslist, you have to return later to pick him back up. "Quit (expletive) calling my phone"
http://www.indystar.com/article/2011120 ... ext%7CNews

Sixteen-year-old who took sword from Lincoln Memorial says, "the sword came loose when I grabbed it"
http://stlouis.cbslocal.com/2011/12/07/ ... recovered/

CNN does the hardline investigative reporting that other news organizations refuse to do. Today, they answer "When is a woman more likely to fake it?"
http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/12/0 ... o-fake-it/

Man straps cruise missile to car. Wile E. Coyote takes notes
http://www.shortlist.com/home/man-strap ... ile-to-car

Japan's snack industry operates under the assumption that something new has to be offered every week or so. Which explains Clam Chowder Doritos
http://www.cnngo.com/tokyo/eat/snack-na ... %3Fpi%3Dpi

I don't know about you, but if I get shot by my mom I'm not gonna be posting "ahhhhhhhh" on Facebook, and I sure as heck stop typing when the tear gas comes through the window
http://gma.yahoo.com/girl-posted-facebo ... 45255.html

Two female Baltimore City Mounted Unit police officers are on leave after allegedly mounting each other in public
http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2011/12/0 ... c-sex-act/

It's Panda Census time in China. I am curious as to how they get pandas to fill out those forms
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld ... rack%3Drss

Man Mauled To Death By Pet Pit Bull. Was his name Al Poe?
http://www.theindychannel.com/news/29945482/detail.html

Drunk man finds perfectly safe place to sleep off his booze - on a railway track
http://www.3news.co.nz/Sleeping-drunk-m ... fault.aspx

You might have too much bling on your vehicle if the cops ban you from driving for being a hazard to other drivers
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -road.html

Should nuns take birth control pills? Probably, considering their boss has a history of impregnating women without touching them
http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/12/0 ... %3Dhp_bn10

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:46 am

Police: Pa. man fakes mom's obit to get time off
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111210/D9RHDG700.html

Police: 2 Fla. women stole Christmas decorations
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111209/D9RH72980.html

Pa. ad executive sends holiday cards from grave
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111209/D9RH5KRO1.html

Cat's 26 toes help boost Milwaukee animal shelter
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111209/D9RH0DP00.html

Maine soda-and-candy-powered car travels 239 feet
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111209/D9RGTAM80.html

Army offers payout for shrapnel that killed NJ cat
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111209/D9RH2AUO0.html

Man killed by Nevada deputy near own burial plot
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111209/D9RGLRUG0.html

Walmart employee stabbed by suspected shoplifter
http://www.ajc.com/news/walmart-employe ... 57081.html

School mix-up leaves 6-year-old wandering streets
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/sc ... ets/nFypW/

The Great Grain Robbery: 50 tons of corn stolen from moving train
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/top-news/braz ... ain/nFy8x/

Siblings Reunited After 80 Years
http://www.wmtw.com/entertainment/29961781/detail.html

Rivalry Game Ends In Bench-Clearing Brawl
http://www.wlwt.com/sports/29968961/detail.html

Police: DUI Driver Slams Into 2 Homes
http://www.ksbw.com/news/29963766/detail.html

Secret Santas Pay Off Layaway Bills
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29960672/detail.html

Police: 100 Snakes Found In German Hotel
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29969692/detail.html

T-Rex tooth bought for $56,250
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/11/ ... 323661269/

Santa runs inspire adults to dress up
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/11/ ... 323657723/

Recruitment exec fired for nasty e-mail
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/11/ ... 323655335/

Man leaves home, fortune to Uncle Sam
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/11/ ... 323652971/

Tree is live part of NYC office
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/11/ ... 323648487/

Found money produces many claimants
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/10/ ... 323568616/

Study: Occasional cursing can ease pain
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/10/ ... 323558192/

Former street kitten inherits fortune
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/10/ ... 323550974/

Teacher suspended for hosing student
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/10/ ... 323509400/

Christmas gifts stolen from charity
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/10/ ... 323505800/

Closed road, watery eyes after onion spill
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/09/ ... 323468013/

Police: Woman threw cappuccino at clerk
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/09/ ... 323462953/

College essay questions get weird
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/09/ ... 323462070/

21,000 Xmas lights coordinated with music
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/09/ ... 323460730/

Man return flags stolen in 1976
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/09/ ... 323459308/

Firefighters return to find burglary
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/09/ ... 323459214/

Swedes sell sausage under name Obamas
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/09/ ... 323421200/

Flight attendant calendar gets complaints
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/09/ ... 323419400/

Officials swim canal after sewage cleanup
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/09/ ... 323417600/

'Spider-Man' robber hits D.C.-area bank
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/08/ ... 323403588/

Chinese man takes home-made raft to Taiwan democracy
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/chinese-man-ta ... 43718.html

Warning on laziness sends Chinese officials to sleep
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/warning-lazine ... 36491.html

Torchlit events in Indonesia break records
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/torchlit-event ... 50724.html

NASA’s Voyager 1 first spacecraft to leave the solar system
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/na ... 17501.html

Wine “dregs” cut cow methane emissions, makes better milk
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/wi ... 39720.html

Video: World’s tightest parking spot
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/vi ... 42617.html

China’s Underground Grand Canyon: Tourist Attraction and/or Investment?
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/12/11 ... nvestment/

Jatinga, India: Where Migratory Birds Gather for Mass Suicide
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/12/10 ... ory-birds/

South Korean Prison to Implement Robot Guards
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/12/09 ... ot-guards/

Deck The Halls With ... Tomatoes?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/0 ... 38887.html

Huge Inflatable Santa Claus Rips Apart Pub Roof (PICTURES)
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/12 ... 38903.html

Red Cross: Gamers Safe From War Crimes Prosecution
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/0 ... 37887.html

Jumping bulldog discharged rifle, injuring hunter
http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/r ... -pasco-man

Alleged swingers club — with spanking table — shut down
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... 205738.ece

Queen's Cousin: I Cut Off My Toes on Arctic Trip
http://www.newser.com/story/135179/quee ... ition.html

‘Car thongs’ are the new ‘truck nutz’
http://jalopnik.com/5866018/car-thongs- ... truck-nutz

In this tough economy, it's nice to see that New York toll-takers are clearing $80,000-$100,000 per year
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/high ... DLHeZkGhbI

Customs agents seize $140,000 worth of meth hidden inside three cans of liquid nacho cheese. Authorities became suspicious when they realized nobody has ever been able to finish even a single can of that crap, let alone 3
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/smu ... 07528.html

Murderer's death sentence overturned because bored juror tweeted critical details of the case: "The coffee here sucks." Let this be cautionary tale: bad coffee ruins EVERYTHING
http://venturebeat.com/2011/12/10/how-t ... w-verdict/

Puss in box! Tiger gets in a tangle with her early Christmas present
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/arti ... esent.html

Pilot Miscalculates Plane Weight, Avoids Disaster
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/0 ... 38632.html

Teenage councilman will take office despite arrests
http://www.mcall.com/news/local/mc-albu ... 3211.story

Busty Ohio mannequin survives assassination attempt
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/12/09/ohio_mannequin/

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:43 pm

SF becomes first US city to top $10 minimum wage
http://www.ktvu.com/news/business/econo ... age/nFzYw/

School Lends Belt To Students In Saggy Pants
http://www.wyff4.com/news/29975644/detail.html

State Flunks Town Spelling Test
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/r/29976702/detail.html

'God Particle' Coming Into Focus
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29979492/detail.html

Man Dies From Penis-Enhancing Injection
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29976420/detail.html

Dog chases Frisbee into Hudson River
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/12/ ... 323718760/

Iowa man to attempt juggling record
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/12/ ... 323716996/

Man trashed house, thought woman trapped
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/12/ ... 323715430/

Museum sells grenade-shaped ornaments
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/12/ ... 323714358/

Reporter's 'naked relay' joke airs
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/12/ ... 323714034/

Norway butter shortage threatens Christmas treats
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/norway-butter- ... 13253.html

Cuddly toy frog 'rescued' in Alps
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/cuddly-toy-fro ... 05368.html

US mulls tax break for space 'burials'
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/us-mulls-tax-b ... 09577.html

Croat's Christmas now comes with a million lights
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/croats-christm ... 50216.html

Latvian airline starts selling cars during flights
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/latvian-airlin ... 01751.html

Albanian makes world's largest coffee bean mosaic
http://news.yahoo.com/albanian-makes-wo ... 21515.html

Video: Puppy eats while sitting upright in chair
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/vi ... 23589.html

Michelle Obama helps break world record for jumping jacks
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mi ... 06261.html

Alabama Republican leading secret life as sperm donor in New Zealand
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/al ... 58558.html

WATCH: Naked Robber Caught By Police Dog After Epic Chase
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/1 ... 41912.html

Janitor Finds Hidden Treasure Possibly Worth Millions
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/1 ... 42049.html

Santa Swims With Sharks -- And More Odd Claus Sightings
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/1 ... 35047.html

Rudolph May Be Female (And Other Weird Reindeer Facts)
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/109354

Entrepreneurs Seek A Donut Robot For Xmas -- From Kickstarter
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/0 ... 39353.html

L.A. High School Hit By Tuba Heists
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/1 ... 43775.html

Architects Apologize For Design Echoing 9/11
http://www.newser.com/story/135189/arch ... g-911.html

Mayor Of San Juan Baffles Public With Astoundingly Strange Christmas Photo
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/1 ... 43265.html

What's in a name? Maybe 20 to life...
http://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/cri ... on/1205652

Burglary suspect hit by car while fleeing scene
http://www.sheriff-okaloosa.org/wp-cont ... leeing.pdf

Mom busted for leaving 4 kids home alone. Why did she do it?
http://www.ocala.com/article/20111210/A ... home-alone

Pistol in Carry-On Bag Fired by Mistake
http://www.newser.com/story/135246/hand ... rport.html

Man Dressed as Santa Drugs 9th Victim at Market
http://www.newser.com/story/135227/man- ... arket.html

Girls Basketball Team Suspended for Racist Chant
http://www.newser.com/story/135197/kenm ... hants.html

Hacker who caused the National Emergency Alert System to send out a text telling NJ cell phone users to "seek shelter immediately" due to the "extreme threat to life" owes a few thousand people new underwear
http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-716589

50 goldfish dead in publicity stunt gone wrong. They're with cod now
http://www.shortlist.com/home/company-a ... gone-wrong

Police test for riot laser that can temporarily blind
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/16137543

Royal Mail gets Christmas card in mailbox addressed to "James Carrigan, My Best Mate, Stays in Cardonald, Glasgow." CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-g ... t-16138008

TSA: "We did not intend to order her to remove a medically-necessary back brace. We thought it was a money belt"
http://blog.tsa.gov/2011/12/clarificati ... three.html

Living on a former US Army chemical warfare testing range is great up until your feet turn black
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/spr ... story.html

Do you collect rainwater in big barrels? You're now breaking the law because, according to the government, "that rain belongs to someone else"
http://majortrend.tv/6189/collecting-ra ... our-water/

One in three will go into debt to pay for holiday presents. Merry... Christmas?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ITO%3D1490

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:54 pm

Cross Lanes Infamous Strip Club To Be Turned Into Church
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/1 ... 43851.html

Pa. man asks officer: 'Can I have my weed back?'
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111213/D9RJMRHO0.html

Shoplifter chops off Wash. security guard's ear
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111213/D9RJCEGG0.html

Police: Man flees after pole impales car, injures son
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/police- ... -so/nFzxd/

Tenn. studio offer tattoos for toys donated for kids
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8465120

Friends Make Beer Can Christmas Tree
http://www.kcci.com/news/29980884/detail.html

Historic House Moved Hours Before Slated Demolition
http://www.wpbf.com/video/29978210/detail.html

'Gay' Penguins Find Female Partners
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29985381/detail.html

World's Smallest Steam Engine Unveiled
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29986844/detail.html

Fool Techie Friends With Fake-Gadget 'Gifts'
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29985404/detail.html

Group targets 'Christ in Christmas' sign
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/13/ ... 323812753/

Couple take advantage of celeb's ex-number
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/13/ ... 323810908/

Raccoon crashes through kitchen ceiling
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/13/ ... 323807090/

Christmas display cited for banner
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/13/ ... 323806794/

Police car ends up vertical
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/13/ ... 323804763/

Austrian 'sex school' revealed as hoax
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/13/ ... 323804605/

Roommates charged after lavish NYC trip
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/13/ ... 323789756/

Couple arrested for subway sex
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/13/ ... 323779395/

Facebook doesn't recognize Effin, Ireland
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/13/ ... 323768600/

Pokemon players gather in Nashville
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/13/ ... 323766800/

1,300 jump into cold Pennsylvania river
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/13/ ... 323765000/

Toilet posters give public health advice
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/12/ ... 323738989/

Chile eyes tieless summer, to save energy
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/chile-eyes-tie ... 48946.html

Italy winemaker sends literary message in the bottle
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/italy-winemake ... 19576.html

Kyrgyz inmates on hunger strike over prostitute ban
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/kyrgyz-inmates ... 40133.html

New Stratolaunch plane will take people into Earth’s orbit
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/st ... 01086.html

Eggbert, the giant talking egg who knows your name
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/eg ... 56902.html

Aborted Fetus Ovaries Cure Chinese Woman of Menopause Syndrome
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/12/13 ... -syndrome/

Maine shipyard gets a load of black widow spiders
http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/new ... d.Spiders/

Woman Stabs Classmate During Anger Management Class: Lawsuit
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/1 ... 46786.html

We Could All Be Martians...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/1 ... 44790.html

Alice Cooper On The Night He Almost Murdered Elvis
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/1 ... 44016.html

Casino Calamity: Man Denied $57 Million Jackpot
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/1 ... 46208.html

Botched Penis Injection Results In Manslaughter Charges
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/1 ... 44405.html

Lap Dances For The Needy?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/1 ... 44324.html

Woman, 61, awoke to find a Goldilocks intruder in bedroom
http://www.winknews.com/Local-Florida/2 ... st-bedroom

Cops: Woman filed false rape report against hubby's friend
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/dec ... ainst-hus/

Homeless man's quest for a pedicure lands him behind bars
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 4656.story

Troopers: Man drove to casino after fatal hit-and-run crash
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... 205887.ece

Could Robert F. Kennedy's Assassin Have Been 'Hypno-Programmed'?
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/rfk ... ized-2235/

Can a Butterfly in Brazil Really Cause a Tornado in Texas?
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/but ... tion-2234/

New Hotel Trend: Women-Only Rooms
http://www.newser.com/story/135331/new- ... rooms.html

Facebook Adds Features to Help Prevent Suicide
http://www.newser.com/story/135315/face ... icide.html

Eggnog, undercooked poultry, and nine other things that could ruin your Christmas. Your in-laws surprisingly absent from the list
http://www.mnn.com/family/protection-sa ... -christmas

Remember "Slut Walk"? That's old news. OWS? Soooo yesterday. Today's outrage is brought to you by the "Muff Walk"...a march in protest of designer vaginas
http://newswire.xbiz.com/view.php%3Fid%3D141999

Target continuing its holiday customer relations makeover by refusing to allow a group of students into to their store to spend their money raised to purchased needed items for abused babies
http://consumerist.com/2011/12/target-d ... store.html

Teachers present ‘controversial’ ideas for longer school day
http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/9405 ... -kids.html

University of Tokyo students make world's biggest KitKat. Your move, Harvard
http://www.shortlist.com/cool-stuff/jap ... est-kitkat

Bank: We charged you so many fees that your account became overdrawn so we had to charge you more fees. That'll be $229.10 to close your account please
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/illinois ... 3D15137775

News: Govt Minister drops F-bomb. Weird news: On live TV during children's programming hours. Totally weird news: It's the guy who's setting up Australia's Big Brother net filtering... you know, for the children
http://www.smh.com.au/national/next-mee ... 1osjf.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:57 pm

MJ's Hair Turned Into Roulette Ball
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29993839/detail.html

Report: The Crew Of Hawaii Five-0 Disrespected Pearl Harbor Vets During Hawaiian Cemetery Ceremony
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/report-the-c ... -ceremony/

Marijuana flung from car pelts Oregon trooper
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111214/D9RKFNC80.html

Thousands of birds make crash landing in Utah
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111214/D9RKH4201.html

Worker smashes coffee pot over head of Pa. robber
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111214/D9RKEV2O0.html

Mother's stolen ashes returned to NH woman
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111214/D9RKD5401.html

Bag marked 'bang' prompts LA train station evacuation
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111214/D9RK2HO83.html

Starved 14-year-old was covered with lice, bedsores, says officer
http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/day ... 98706.html

Dogs get day in court after receiving subpoenas
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/crime/dogs-ge ... nas/nF3HZ/

Police say fake bills were simple photocopies
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8466646

Bear hitches ride on dump truck
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8466157

Woman Dies In Freak Elevator Accident
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/29996741/detail.html

Time Names 'The Protester' Person Of Year
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/29993656/detail.html

Country Santa Continues Giving Tradition 30 Years Later
http://www.wyff4.com/video/29990686/detail.html

Teacher Sprays Lysol In Student's Eyes
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/29994348/detail.html

Boy, 5, wanders from school to mom's work
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/14/ ... 323896173/

Secret Santa hands out $100 bills
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/14/ ... 323895560/

Santa delivers trees with sandwiches
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/14/ ... 323895031/

Poll: British women have no 'perfect man'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/14/ ... 323893035/

Poll: British families opt for board games
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/14/ ... 323891662/

Meteor shower watcher drives off cliff
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/14/ ... 323889074/

Christmas Island post office very busy
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/14/ ... 323888666/

Cat gets new home in exchange for kidney
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/14/ ... 323887642/

Horse rider arrested for fighting
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/14/ ... 323886458/

Sign asks for divorce 'for Xmas'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/14/ ... 323884411/

Woman collects 1,700 Christmas decorations
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/14/ ... 323855000/

Reindeer follows owner around 'like a dog'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/14/ ... 323851400/

Amorous Briton floods squatted Riviera villa
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/amorous-briton ... 34604.html

India temple elephants sent on rejuvenating holiday
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/india-temple-e ... 50869.html

Heir-apparent's hair's apparent in North Korea capital
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/heir-apparents ... 17059.html

Chinese man arrested for hiring wedding strippers
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/chinese-man-ar ... 22619.html

Goldilocks? Baby seal takes a nap on a couch
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/vi ... 18988.html

Missouri woman gets $6.1 million from unclaimed property
http://news.yahoo.com/missouri-woman-ge ... 04900.html

New billboard depicts Virgin Mary holding a pregnancy test
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/bi ... 12060.html

Taxidermic Squirrels: They're Just Like Us (Sort Of)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/1 ... 48683.html

Supersize this: Huge tractor trailer rig reported stolen
http://floridakeyssheriff.blogspot.com/ ... tolen.html

A real blowhard: Conch blower locks horns with neighbor
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_wi ... t-the.html

Cops: Teen stole Porsche, candy canes
http://www.news4jax.com/news/Police-Tee ... index.html

Woman: Stolen car belongs to boyfriend — old whatchamacall-him
http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20 ... tail&tc=ar

If you like drinking Mountain Dew, Squirt, Fanta Orange, Sunkist Pineapple, Gatorade Thirst Quencher, Powerade Strawberry Lemonade or Fresca congratulations: You're drinking flame retardant
http://blog.seattlepi.com/hottopics/201 ... read-this/

Man argues that lawyers should be permitted to screw their clients outside the courtroom as well
http://www.norwichbulletin.com/news/x19 ... z1gYWA8Ufx

Why toast always lands buttered-side down. Behold the Law of Toast
http://io9.com/5867322/an-experiment-th ... +side-down

Ohio landlord fights 'White Only' pool sign ruling
http://news.yahoo.com/ohio-landlord-fig ... 03214.html

Stupid: Calling the police to report your escort didn't give back your change. Embarrassing: Finding out "she" is a "he"
http://www.oakcreeknow.com/news/135575238.html

Well, how else am I supposed to fill the 3900 square foot ice hockey rink in my backyard with water...officer?
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat ... xdc-121411

11 offbeat holidays you still have time to celebrate. It's a Festivus for the rest of us
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/110264

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Sun Dec 18, 2011 6:55 pm

Curfew-breaking teen gets stuck in Calif chimney
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111216/D9RLQV0G1.html

Valuable gold coin appears in Pa. donation kettle
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111216/D9RLB9EG0.html

Police: Thieves pocket-dial 911, leading to arrest
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111215/D9RL1MT80.html

Cable guy finds sleeping bear in NJ basement
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111215/D9RKVGI01.html

Police: Fugitive chaperoned daughter's field trip
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111215/D9RKLKO80.html

Wash. family about to bury dog finds surprise
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111215/D9RL5RM00.html

Health dept. in Ohio urged to find healthier space
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111215/D9RL0UKO1.html

For undercover officer in high school, bad grades were good
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/schoo ... 38516.html

Man wounded by girlfriend as she cleans gun
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/davie ... e=rss_news

2 cited for shoplifting become crime victims
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/crime/2-cited ... ims/nF49q/

NY students suspended over tribute to NFL's Tebow
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/education/ny- ... bow/nF4S3/

Seattle-based bikini barista company under investigation makes plans for reality show
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/seattle ... sti/nF4qS/

School Sends Digital Care Packages To Troops
http://www.wlwt.com/holidays/30021431/detail.html

Bell Ringer Breaks World Record
http://www.wxii12.com/holidays/30019906/detail.html

18-Year-Old In India Named World's Shortest Woman
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/30017141/detail.html

Man Attacked Shoppers With Light Saber
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/30012128/detail.html

Bra Model Is ... A Man?
http://www.kmbc.com/video/30011528/detail.html

Seniors caught in sex sting
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/18/ ... 324248747/

Woman: Date stole my car
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/18/ ... 324248147/

Hundred of Santas joined SantaCon in LA
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/18/ ... 324244317/

England reindeer race a 'roaring success'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/17/ ... 324157228/

PETA objects to New Year's opossum drop
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/17/ ... 324112400/

'Whatever' tops poll of annoying words
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/17/ ... 324108800/

Don King's turkey truck 'hijacked'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/16/ ... 324066660/

Horror convention takes to the seas
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/16/ ... 324065236/

China's oldest couple hit 90th anniversary
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/16/ ... 324061828/

Ex-Playboy model joins Russian Parliament
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/16/ ... 324060369/

'Miracle wood tree cross' for sale on eBay
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/16/ ... 324061776/

1,500 strip down for college's 'undie run'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/16/ ... 324011760/

Video:Tube dancing man shoved off train
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/video-tube-dan ... train.html

How watching football was nearly the death of a fan
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/watching-footb ... occer.html

Look, no hands! Italian driver caught on two phones
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/look-no-hands- ... 51812.html

Philippine men bare all to save the earth
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/philippine-men ... 08783.html

Greek man claims for 19 kids-none real, police say
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/greek-man-clai ... 24683.html

Former sumo great admits row over dog poo
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/former-sumo-gr ... 14796.html

Comic superheroes perform breast self exams
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/co ... 52919.html

Unexplained shower of apples falls from sky over town
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/un ... 21738.html

When Yo-Yo Ma met a wombat on the bathroom floor
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/yo ... 11706.html

Self-cleaning t-shirts may soon be available for sale
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/se ... 31914.html

Indian Child Cries Tears of Stone: A Baffling Medical Mystery
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/12/18 ... l-mystery/

WATCH: Man Eats Lightbulb In 33.86 Seconds
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/1 ... 56370.html

Tough Times For Sellers Of Petrified Cats
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/1 ... 51801.html

Toddlers Banned From Performing Actions To Twinkle Twinkle So Not To Offend Deaf
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/12 ... 55206.html

TSA Agents Leave Note In Rapper's Luggage
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/1 ... 53255.html

Woman Claims Her Dog Was Possessed By A Demon
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/1 ... 46117.html

FloriDUH: There's a new breed of dog lovers on the loose
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/browar ... 8944.story

Mama don't let your babies grow up to be panhandlers
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... 206615.ece

Cops: Man hid crack in ChapStick tube inside body cavity
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 7940.story

Porn actor fired 2 years ago still on police athletic league payroll
http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/12/13/2 ... loyed.html

1 Dead, 1 Critical After Car Splits in Half
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/loc ... 98178.html

Cambridge Restaurant’s Food Is So Hot, You Have To Sign A Waiver
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2011/12/14/c ... -a-waiver/

Police nab jewelry thief who targeted...8-year-old kids
http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_19569803

When you're dressed in women's clothes and trying to rob a McDonald's, running into a hungry Homeland Security agent can be a real drag
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime ... 37814.html

If you're going to drunkenly send a picture message of your penis, make sure you input the right phone number and don't send it to a teenage girl
http://www.press-citizen.com/article/20 ... photo-girl

It's not over until the fat lady sings. Or falls off stage
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/12/18/op ... rformance/

A woman stood up to authority and refused to go to the back of the bus. Not a repeat from 1955
http://www.haaretz.com/print-edition/ne ... s-1.402021

Santa gets in shape for a long, difficult Christmas Eve via good old-fashioned bar brawl with another Santa. Bad Santa
http://www.vancouversun.com/life/holida ... story.html

If you are a murderer, at least you usually get a cool and scary name, like "Hillside Strangler" or "Night Stalker". And then there is the "Toilet Lid Killer"
http://www.calgarysun.com/2011/12/16/to ... eal-denied

Carpenter shoots himself in neck with nail gun. Way to go, stud
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/r/30013381/detail.html

Another redneck BBQ explodes as neighborhood is treated to flying ribs
http://www.baynews9.com/article/news/20 ... -pig-roast

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:43 pm

Canadian man drives across Washington with deceased wife in car
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/canadia ... wif/nF5sJ/

Christmas tree made with books may be largest ever built
http://www.foxreno.com/news/news/local/ ... ges/nF5pf/

Police: Thief caught stealing bag of toys from charity
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/police-t ... ity/nF5Rg/

Israeli changes his name to Mark Zuckerberg
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8472316

Model of jet fighter missing from Dutch museum
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8472314

Lawyer Scolded After Client's Twin Appears Instead
http://www.kmbc.com/r/30013496/detail.html

Police: Woman hit McD's worker with food
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/19/ ... 324322947/

No injuries when plane lands on street
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/19/ ... 324331468/

Minn. Salvation Army gets 6th $1,000 gift
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/19/ ... 324328803/

Police called to police Christmas party
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/19/ ... 324328496/

Typewriters experience a comeback
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/19/ ... 324327372/

Stolen snowman races go-karts, visits bar
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/19/ ... 324327132/

Police: Teens broke in, cooked gizzards
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/19/ ... 324326832/

Mo. dachshund headed home from Florida
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/19/ ... 324323511/

Suspicious Fla. trailer contains toilets
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/19/ ... 324323197/

N.J. cop arrested for DWI after DWI class
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/19/ ... 324274320/

N.Y. rules being buried with pet is OK
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/18/ ... 324264535/

Tokyo toilet gleams with more than cleanliness
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/tokyo-toilet-g ... 11020.html

Police in Texas town giving out gift cards for good driving
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/po ... 56400.html

U.K. stores sell out of controversial canned reindeer meat
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/u- ... 26586.html

“Super memory” pill–and possibly an Alzheimer’s cure–could be around the corner
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/su ... 10613.html

Young Indian Boy Strangled for Having Same Name as Another Man
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/12/19 ... ngled-man/

Deputies: Thief identified by his TATT-letale
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/dec ... uties-say/

3 paramedics fired — for smoking
http://www.news-journalonline.com/news/ ... oking.html

Taxi Cab Confessions: Deputies posed as cabbies, suspects got ride to jail
http://floridakeyssheriff.blogspot.com/ ... sions.html

PU: Stinky man fouls customers' appetites
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/sp ... his_1.html

The Year's Priciest Domain Names
http://www.newser.com/story/135734/the- ... -2011.html

Beyonce Baby to Be Driven Around in Armored Car
http://www.newser.com/story/135711/jay- ... hicle.html

NYU Prof: I Got Fired for Giving a 'D' to James Franco
http://www.newser.com/story/135730/nyu- ... grade.html

There once was a prostitution sting in Limerick, the men did expose their...
http://www.independent.ie/opinion/analy ... 66906.html

Can drugs in a bean can get your can sent to the can? You bet your beans they can
http://www.courant.com/news/connecticut ... 2475.story

Planning on going out drinking? Don't sleep it off on your own couch, or you might wake up surrounded by a SWAT team who have been waiting patiently for you to release your hostages
http://www.buffalonews.com/city/communi ... 677515.ece

India has no shortage of aspiring hangmen
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld ... 1405.story

Not News: Car theft ring in Philly. News: It's a family affair. Weird news: Cars were Older Honda Accords
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2011/1 ... recovered/

Would-be car thief learns the hard way not to break into a car belonging to the girlfriend of a mixed martial-arts fighter
http://qctimes.com/news/local/year-old- ... 3ce6c.html

This just in: students don't care for healthy school lunches
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me ... 3733.story

Even the cops still haven't figured out that all the 13 year-old girls in internet chat rooms are cops
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/1 ... ntenc.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:34 am

Connecticut mayor wants to allow undocumented immigrants to vote
http://www.whiotv.com/gallery/ap/politi ... 6W/#970328

Ninja-style daggers hidden in book at Reagan Airport
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/top-news/tsa- ... ort/nF6ks/

Run, run Rudolph: Reindeer spotted on Ohio highway
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/top-news/rein ... way/nF6Yc/

Connecticut man proposes via holiday light display
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/top-news/conn ... lay/nF6Xk/

Utah woman accused of assaulting ice cream driver
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/crime/woman-c ... ver/nF6NH/

12 Indicted In Forced Amish Beard Cuttings
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/30042235/detail.html

RedNek Wine Glass Makes $5 Million In Sales
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/30036036/detail.html

Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Butt, Dies
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/30037563/detail.html

Police: Fugitive Hid As Actor For 13 Years
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/30037558/detail.html

Queen's Christmas getaway by public train
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/21/ ... 324449375/

Rabbi's dreidel collection hits 600
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/20/ ... 324427758/

Boy wins $9,400 mince pie in raffle
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/20/ ... 324421765/

'Overzealous' worker censors TV titles
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/20/ ... 324419878/

Dutch TV cannibalism stunt a hoax
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/20/ ... 324419437/

Police at Christmas party make arrest
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/20/ ... 324419219/

Accused thief's Christmas stash found
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/20/ ... 324418159/

Bon Jovi jokes about death rumors
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/20/ ... 324418113/

Woman loads gifts into wrong car
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/20/ ... 324417499/

Mass. school district reinstates Santas
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/20/ ... 324416581/

Man buys, donates $500 in McD's gift cards
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/20/ ... 324415037/

Shop sells kosher Christmas candy
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/20/ ... 324414122/

Man arrested for shoplifting on birthday
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/20/ ... 324414002/

Santa's southern cousin visits Texas
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/20/ ... 324371600/

Boy's chimney designed with Santa in mind
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/boys-chimney-d ... 28341.html

French police hunt armed croissant robber
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/french-police- ... 51042.html

Whippet sparks airport flight chaos
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/whippet-sparks ... chaos.html

Australian survives eight-storey balcony plunge
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/australian-sur ... 22041.html

French Santa arrested for threatening Christmas tree vendor
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/french-santa-a ... 19278.html

Pen removed from woman’s stomach after 25 years and still works
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/pe ... 52036.html

Origin of Stonehenge rocks discovered
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/or ... 14786.html

Woman celebrates 105th birthday after being given only 12 hours to live
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/wo ... 01277.html

Bridge in India Could Collapse Due to…Human Spit?
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/12/20 ... uman-spit/

Baby Foreskin At Center Of German 'Skin Factory'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 61384.html

Flying Saucer Spotted On Flatbed Truck In Kansas
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 60747.html

Houston Man Paying $1 Parking Ticket 58 Years Late
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 61926.html

World's Smallest Firefighter, An 87-Pound Dynamo
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 59150.html

Britain's Biggest Dog Injured Again
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/12 ... 60364.html

No charges for man who stood his ground — with an ice pick
http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/r ... n-November

Whoa! Man arrested for allegedly elbowing a police horse
http://www.gainesville.com/article/2011 ... lice-horse

Man slammed into patrol car with overhead emergency lights activated
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 0366.story

Russian Heiress, 22, Buys $88M NYC Digs
http://www.newser.com/story/135843/russ ... -digs.html

Vatican Will Canonize First Native American Saint
http://www.newser.com/story/135763/vati ... saint.html

Woman who called police to report a home invasion and then said she must have hallucinated it was arrested after police found the source of her hallucinations: heroin
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/loca ... 9684.story

Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables
http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2011/1 ... %3Ftsp%3D1

Common man wins Lamborghini, a few hours later an embankment knocks him back into the 99%
http://www.autoblog.com/2011/12/20/murc ... s-later-w/

Woman found dancing naked around rotting corpse isn't a criminal, she's just a bit off. And by "off", we mean nutty as a fruit cake
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/wo ... 6227214408

Proving it's actually possible to have an IQ below zero, school officials discipline a student for taking bites from a pizza slice until it was shaped like a gun
http://www.wkrn.com/story/16325409/gun- ... izza-slice

NYC man gets a ticket for putting his garbage cans at the curb 30 minutes early
http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/trash-c ... 111219-lgf

Man steals mannequin from Sears. NOTHING'S GONNA STOP HIM NOW... except for the cops
http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-p ... 8979.story

Remember the good samaritans that paid off the layaway balances at K-Mart? A woman tries to do the same at Wal-Mart and is intially told no by store manager because it would violate their privacy policy
http://blog.chron.com/newswatch/2011/12 ... y-account/

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:55 am

Pa. smoke shop has Santa huff on a hookah
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111221/D9RP3JSO0.html

NM woman gives birth in truck during snowstorm
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111221/D9RP1JEG0.html

France weighs removal of risky breast implants
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111221/D9ROR80G0.html

Groups ask to nix Bowl cigar sponsor
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111220/D9ROC57O1.html

Christmas package arrives 1 year and 6 days later
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/chr ... ter/nF67Z/

Fight over candy prompted slaying of rapper, police say
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/fi ... -sa/nF6zx/

Family kicked off flight for having too many kids?
http://www.wftv.com/videos/news/family- ... ids/vFZhs/

Bar says man banned after urinating in food donation bin
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/gig-har ... foo/nF7Jc/

Tellers say CT man relieved himself before heist
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti ... id=8474943

Man Believed Killed By John Wayne Gacy Found Alive
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/30049644/detail.html

New Bird Flu Details Too Dangerous To Publish?
http://www.kmbc.com/health/30049928/detail.html

Hotel Maya in Long Beach holding Mayan calendar contest
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/21/ ... 324498667/

TSA workers serenade travelers
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/21/ ... 324498183/

Santa helps out after car crash
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/21/ ... 324496198/

Christmas tree thieves left trail in snow
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/21/ ... 324493442/

Canadian charity throws doomed bunnies a lifeline
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/canadian-chari ... 14281.html

Staple diet: Christmas turkey nightmare is resolved at last
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/staple-diet-ch ... 59611.html

Vatican hosts unusual Christmas Latin test
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/vatican-hosts- ... 38414.html

British baroness stands by V-sign in parliament
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/british-barone ... 52103.html

Portugal police boss suspended for saucy X-mas email
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/portugal-polic ... 50534.html

Mystery buyer acquires vatican.xxx web address
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/mystery-buyer- ... 13278.html

Cocaine curves model caught at Rome airport
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/cocaine-curves ... 01787.html

Earth has more than one moon, astronomers confirm
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ea ... 22677.html

Healthy two-headed baby born in Brazil
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/he ... 45708.html

‘Ninja Cow’ beguiles Nebraska town
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ni ... 19267.html

Hiring Strippers in China Is Cause for Alarm and…Arrest!
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/12/21 ... andarrest/

Margarine Still Missing After Stolen Truck Found
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 64471.html

IT Guy Foils Burglar From 6 Blocks Away
http://www.newser.com/story/135910/it-g ... -away.html

Woman says boyfriend threw body waste at her during feud
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime ... 44546.html

Employees set their own deep-discount prices at Macy's
http://www.wpbf.com/news/30032402/detai ... source=wpb

Report: "Crying" robber explains legal minutiae to deputies
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime ... 42528.html

The 9-to-5 Workday Could Soon Punch Out
http://www.newser.com/story/135879/the- ... h-out.html

Milestone: 2 Women Share 'First Kiss' in Navy Tradition
http://www.newser.com/story/135917/mile ... ition.html

81-year old woman beats up the gun-toting man who mugged her daughter, demands he get off her lawn
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/ ... 5571.story

Naked, roaring man arrested after being found sleeping in stranger's home
http://www.bozemandailychronicle.com/ne ... 3ce6c.html

If you are pulled over at 2:30am for driving drunk, the most plausible explanation to give the cops is: A) Your house is only a mile from the bar, B) You really had to go, or C) You were taking the deer in your trunk to the hospital
http://www.democratandchronicle.com/art ... y-Hospital

Man sent by the Lord to plug in Mayor's Christmas lights held at gunpoint by Mayor until police arrive
http://blog.al.com/live/2011/12/mayor_s ... ruder.html

Soldier pawns his Purple Heart for Christmas. That hurts
http://www.stripes.com/blogs/stripes-ce ... s-1.164118

Allowing children to wear "Jordan's Bar Mitzvah" shirt offends classmates who were not invited to Jordan's Bar Mitzvah
http://www.wickedlocal.com/newton/featu ... y-clothing

When a cheesy beer commercial star visits for lunch, it's front page news. It is...the Least Interesting Town in the World
http://portjefferson.patch.com/articles ... -port-jeff

9mm mouse hunting & wounded roommate & a 13 yr old girlfriend. The crime trifecta hits in Taylorville, UT
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&si ... d-for-rape

It's one thing to be the criminal mastermind behind the thefts of all the Baby Jesus' from outdoor nativity scenes in your town. But do you have to put the remaining figures left behind in sexually suggestive positions as well?
http://www.peninsuladailynews.com/artic ... m-nativity

Candy store Sugar & Plumm Purveyors of Yumm learns the hard way the Upper West Side doesn't like cute store names, bright layouts, or fun
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/12/uw ... ed-up.html

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:43 am

70-year-old fruitcake up for auction
http://www.wftv.com/videos/news/70-year ... ion/vFZyW/

Pa.'s rhyming justice pens insurance fraud opinion
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/crime/pas-rhy ... ion/nF7h7/

Cat travels 200 miles under car hood in Ohio
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/travel/cat-tr ... hio/nF7hg/

Teen trio admits smearing cake with feces in prank
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/top-news/teen ... ank/nF7cc/

Armed robber wearing gorilla mask climbs through McDonald’s drive-through window
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/armed-r ... nal/nF7ts/

'Darth Vader' Takes On 'Hitler' In Rap Battle
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/30058624/detail.html

Sheriff: Santa Helps Arrest Would-Be Shoplifter
http://www.ketv.com/news/30051976/detail.html

Truck Driver Jailed For Christmas Over GPS Mistake
http://www.wtae.com/news/30058384/detail.html

Police: Man With Candy Tries To Kidnap 4-Year-Old
http://www.wyff4.com/news/30054746/detail.html

Small Spanish town wins $914M in lottery
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/22/ ... 324603642/

Jam jar barred from flight
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/22/ ... 324597921/

Boy, 11, ticketed after being hit by SUV
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/22/ ... 324597833/

Police: Thieves posted pics on Facebook
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/22/ ... 324592631/

Robbers warn man with barking dog
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/22/ ... 324590395/

Man finds dad's Santa letter at store
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/22/ ... 324590272/

Twins give birth minutes apart
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/22/ ... 324590359/

Mom and daughter give birth on same day
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/22/ ... 324588383/

Cake celebrates 100th birthday
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/22/ ... 324586015/

$200,000 chicken fine reduced to $100
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/22/ ... 324585370/

Grandma makes 332 scarves for school
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/22/ ... 324582197/

Vietnam in Chinese flag faux pas
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/vietnam-chines ... 16421.html

Naples invents big bang 'The Spread' firecracker
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/naples-invents ... 01380.html

"Space ball" drops on Namibia
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/space-ball-dro ... 26904.html

Is Kim Jong-Il’s ghost controlling the weather?
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/ki ... 24280.html

Chinese Hotel Creates Giant Gingerbread House for Guests
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/12/22 ... se-guests/

Man Discovers Massive Lung Tumor After Motel Shooting
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 66062.html

Fluffy The Crocodile Survives Being Hit By Bus
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 64844.html

Woman Dies After Sleepwalking Into Lake
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 65608.html

Santa Fights To Deliver The Mail
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 65374.html

Man accused of stealing 54,884 gallons of gas
http://www.srpressgazette.com/news/laws ... ilton.html

Grandparents kicked out of the mall for A.) Racing up the down escalator b.) Using the Macy's intercom to announce a 50% store wide discount for the next 30 minutes C.) Taking a picture of their 5 year old grandson
http://www.wndu.com/hometop/headlines/G ... on%3Dstory

Southwest mix-up leaves 9-year-old stranded for five hours
http://overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com/_news/ ... five-hours

Crazy Kent has been travelling the state posing for pictures inside a trash can. It's crazy. Of course it is
http://www.baynews9.com/article/news/20 ... -trash-can

Man steals woman's panties from her apartment for use as masturbatory aid, gets caught while breaking back in to return them, gives her his voter registration card, and flees. Unknown where his polling place was at this time
http://www.bozemandailychronicle.com/ne ... 3ce6c.html

Ft. Lauderdale offering homeless free bus rides out of town. Miami and West Palm Beach soon to offer homeless free bus rides back to Ft. Lauderdal
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2011/12/21/ft ... wn/%3F3473

Man punches three bar patrons in the face after getting booed off stage during karaoke. He's singing "In the Jailhouse Now"
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ohi ... ult-764219

It's go-time at NORAD's Santa Tracking Center
http://www.fark.com/cgi/go.pl?i=6838444 ... %3D2679880

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:41 pm

You scream, I scream: Rocky Road: Ice cream spill freezes Ind. traffic
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111224/D9RQLM800.html

Mass. woman says TSA confiscated frosted cupcake
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111224/D9RQM3600.html

Calif. family answers girl's 'air mail' to Santa
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111223/D9RQG0T02.html

Deputies: Man returned to beer after bank robbery
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111223/D9RQ5PJ82.html

Runaway Fla. cat found 2,000 miles away in Colo.
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111223/D9RQBKPG2.html

$172K violin left on Philly-bound bus is recovered
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111223/D9RQFGK01.html

Couple robbed in mall parking lot on Christmas Eve
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/co ... eve/nF84Y/

Family kicked off flight for having too many kids?
http://www.wftv.com/videos/news/family- ... ids/vFZhs/

Texas men trade same Christmas card for decades
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/travel/texas- ... des/nF8sW/

Eatonville considers 4-day school week
http://www.kirotv.com/ap/ap/education/e ... eek/nF865/

Cards Delivered To Christmas Card Man
http://www.4029tv.com/r-video/30060489/detail.html

Santa's sleigh tangles with jet fighter
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/25/ ... 324853026/

Kosovo Prime Minister sends 'Easter' wishes
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/25/ ... 324842008/

Most engagements on Christmas, New Year's
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/25/ ... 324795048/

Mystery nativity arrives a piece at a time
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/24/ ... 324768148/

California mall silences Salvation Army
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/24/ ... 324759401/

ATM stolen from Calif. bank parking lot
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/24/ ... 324757296/

Chicago senior wins battle over purse
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/24/ ... 324748022/

Hawaii car vandal left fecal calling cards
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/24/ ... 324746413/

Jump off TV tower lands man in trouble
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/24/ ... 324703394/

12 Days of Christmas goes over $100,000
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/23/ ... 324680689/

Chinese wine beats French in tasting
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/23/ ... 324665838/

Poll: France the gloomiest country
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/23/ ... 324665001/

Police: Stolen Craigslist items re-posted
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/23/ ... 324661183/

Mistletoe supplies short in Canada
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/23/ ... 324662945/

Police: Man stole cancer donation jar
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/23/ ... 324658532/

Measures taken to ensure 49ers have lights
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/23/ ... 324657773/

Real or fake? Christmas trees, that is
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/23/ ... 324649866/

Australian woman wins $100,000 from abandoned dollar
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/australian-wom ... 02115.html

Santa takes a break to surf at California beach
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/santa-takes-br ... 29252.html

Entire country loses a day
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/entire-country ... a-day.html

Giant Tree Made of Tiny Santa Claus Dolls Delights in Japan
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/12/24 ... hts-japan/

Two-headed Cyclops Pig Born in China
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2011/12/23 ... orn-china/

Blind Dog Thought Dead Reunited With Family For Christmas
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 68948.html

Utah Nurses Fired For Taping Patient's Mouth Shut
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 68164.html

Contortionist Yogi Laser Gets A Big Discount On A Small Coffin By Fitting Into Tiny Box
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 68589.html

Man Dies After Jumping Naked From Ambulance
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 68331.html

Dad Accused Of Duct Taping Baby 'Devastated' By Charges
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 68027.html

Guinness Names World's Oldest Yoga Teacher
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 67425.html

Fluffy The Crocodile Survives Being Hit By Bus
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 64844.html

Pigeons Ace Math Tests
http://www.newser.com/story/136025/pige ... tests.html

Wal-Mart employee slain over $1.25
http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/12/23/2 ... r-125.html

Deputies: Drinking, welding causes explosion that injures man
http://floridakeyssheriff.blogspot.com/ ... d-his.html

Report: Woman offered 8-year-old girl as hooker
http://www.wmbb.com/story/16371146/woma ... d-daughter

Mugshot flap results in beatdown, deputies say
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_wi ... ft-to.html

Felon to judge: 'I'm not gonna lie, I love guns.'
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 4348.story

BUI bust: Man fell off boat, which then crashed into resort's dock
http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2011/dec ... er=popular

L.A. might sue Occupy L.A. protesters for financial damages. Note to City of LA: OWS protesters have no cash, hence the protesting
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... mages.html

Woman changes her name to "Look At Me, I'm An Attention Whore". Just kidding, but that would be better than what she actually chose
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-worl ... -23656711/

Rash of Baby Jesus figure thefts continues. Locals say it makes no frankincense
http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/region/way ... baby-jesus

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:45 pm

Chile daily must pay readers for exploding churros
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111226/D9RSF5C81.html

100-Year-Old Letter To Santa Discovered
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/30076324/detail.html

List of likely 2012 'top words' released
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/26/ ... 324939325/

Creek won't be named for 'horse meat'
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/26/ ... 324931821/

Couple turns in found $12,000
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/26/ ... 324930635/

Inflatable penguin stolen from yard
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/26/ ... 324930105/

Man arrested in Tiki torch attack
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/26/ ... 324929503/

Locked car leads to pot citation
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/26/ ... 324928928/

Singer catches dive-bombing pigeon
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/26/ ... 324928474/

Police: Man crashed into station wall
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/26/ ... 324927869/

Secret Santa gives $500 to Utah woman
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/26/ ... 324927631/

Satellite piece crashes through roof
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/26/ ... 324926113/

Man tried to take 247 animals on plane... in a suitcase
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-tried-247- ... 07892.html

Gold Thief Gets A Shiner Thanks To Clerk's Left Hook
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 69957.html

Things Not To Post On Facebook: Photos Of Stuff You Stole
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 69979.html

Sex Assault On Chihuahua Gets Ex-Convict 10 Years
http://www.newser.com/story/136162/sex- ... years.html

Christmas Eve family feud over beer ends with man's neck severely cut
http://www.ocala.com/article/20111225/A ... ?p=1&tc=pg

"Grinch case" suspected busted
http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/r ... r-tots-box

Major Leaguer Hits Ump in Face
http://www.newser.com/story/136207/texa ... eague.html

Texas Family Killed by Relative Dressed as Santa
http://www.newser.com/story/136191/man- ... amily.html

Tot, 3, Shoots Boy, 5, to Death
http://www.newser.com/story/136152/tot- ... death.html

I’m forever blowing bubbles: Beluga whale waves for the camera as performs tricks by pushing out circles of water
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... water.html

96-year old army vet has been donating blood since he was 21
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/sc-a ... d-15231204

Definition of the entrepreneurial spirit: When the School Board fires you from your secretarial job because you moonlighted in a couple porn films- you start your own porn production company
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/quebec-school- ... 08790.html

Roadside memorials urged for animals killed in crashes
http://www.chicagotribune.com/classifie ... 674.column

Batman, eat your heart out. Crusaders Take Page, and Outfits, From Comics
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/26/us/cr ... ml?_r=2&hp

Educators worried by rise of students who snort crushed candy
http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2011/12/edu ... dents.html

14 years after being left for dead, man reunites with family in St. Petersburg
http://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninter ... ly/1207818

Teen charged with stealing $25,000 from Abercrombie & Fitch. That's almost two shirts and a pair of sandals
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/palm-b ... 4077.story

Cute 23-year-old music teacher arrested for blowing students woodwind (w/mugshot)
http://www.wcax.com/story/16386794/vt-t ... ng-student

Woman punches elderly Walmart greeter on Christmas Eve rather than show receipts
http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/ar ... rt-greeter

D'oh! 800 year old stone found in Scotland that looks like Homer Simpson
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... MPSON.html

They found Jimmy Hoffa?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... rs-HQ.html

Get the coctail sauce: Giant shrimp raises big concern as it invades the Gulf
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas ... 424242.php

David Paleg · Post by **David Paleg** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:41 am

Alexander Graham Bell Goes Digital
http://www.kmbc.com/nationalnews/30081718/detail.html

Lamb born on Christmas Eve at Ohio nativity scene
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111227/D9RST6F01.html

Minn. goat chooses freedom over Nativity role
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111227/D9RSHI4O0.html

Colo. man returns $10,000 found at Vegas airport
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111227/D9RSI52O3.html

Colombian city gets giant, outdoor escalator
http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20111227/D9RSH5IO0.html

Palm Beach, Fla., offers free Valentine's Day wedding ceremony to first 40 couples who sign up
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/forty ... 61031.html

Report says FAA doesn't adequately track pilot errors
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/30083262/detail.html

Police: Babysitter beat, dismembered Indiana girl
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/30081311/detail.html

Christmas message lands Boston worker in hot water
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/strange/chris ... ter/nF9nC/

San Diego resident may have found rare lizard in garden
http://www.wftv.com/ap/ap/strange/rare- ... ard/nF9Sk/

Police chase shoplifting suspect through City Hall chambers
http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/crime-l ... od-/nF9sy/

Man Receives Costly Spam Text Messages
http://www.wgal.com/r/30080052/detail.html

Woman Gives Birth Under Christmas Tree
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/30080651/detail.html

Speeding Tickets Fix Makes A Million
http://www.kmbc.com/irresistible/30081283/detail.html

Baby sticks hand in Obama's mouth
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/27/ ... 325017690/

British may not name cheese after own town
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/27/ ... 325032042/

Police: Man shot self while on toilet
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/27/ ... 325018352/

Stolen gifts found 100+ miles away
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/27/ ... 325017025/

Welsh police: Cut 'bizarre' FOI requests
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/27/ ... 325016817/

Rescued hawk may lose a leg
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/27/ ... 325015594/

Police arrest alleged bus thief
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/27/ ... 325015411/

Marshmallow Vodka May Have Fueled Crime Spree
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/27/ ... 325012412/

Burmese python pulled from Florida pool
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/27/ ... 325011997/

Money found in old safe goes to state
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/27/ ... 325011170/

Whale sperm, orgasmic feet top 2011 bad science list
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/whale-sperm-or ... 45539.html

Wendy's foie gras burger goes on sale in Japan
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/foie-gras-burg ... 28021.html

Stressed Chinese fight back - with pillows
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/stressed-chine ... 27509.html

Crime scene cleanup ad lifts Handel's Messiah
http://news.yahoo.com/crime-scene-clean ... 12392.html

Yeti Finger Points To Humans
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/2 ... 71342.html

Photo Album Worth $4.5M
http://www.newser.com/story/136253/henr ... h-45m.html

Bethesda company offers unlimited time off
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/ ... story.html

It turns out that walking drunk is 8 times more dangerous per mile than driving drunk
http://www.marketplace.org/topics/life/ ... walk-drunk

Not news: Man calls 911 to report that his mother was experiencing chest pains. Weird News: Fails to mention in the call that his dad has been dead on a recliner for two days
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20111 ... days_.html

Man calls 911 to complain that two hookers wouldn't afford him the man-in-the-middle slot in bed that he paid for
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/ ... int-875412

Apocalypse tourism: Where will you celebrate doomsday?
http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/escap ... 0944?pi=pi

No, it's SOY sausage, it's so much healthier for you and doesn't have all that nasty red meat, c'mon, would it kill you to just TRY it? Oops, apparently yes, yes it would
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-573 ... ab-center/

Woman calls 911 because she 'ate too much food'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -food.html

Austin brewery forced to recall over-carbonated, ironically-named Commercial Suicide Ale
http://regulatorysafety.drinks-business ... eer-271211

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