Christmas present contest

[CoolBreeze]

Let's do a Christmas present contest. The person with the best present wins.

I'll start:

[Dave Allen]

I mean..really? That takes douchebaggery to unheard of levels.

[Tom Taggart]

He has to take it back to Hertz on the 26th....

[Dave Harman]

That's ok, but it he can't ford creeks with it, what chance would I have?

[Hoosier Daddy]

He has to take it back to Hertz on the 26th....

COMEBACK LINE OF THE YEAR.

[genlock]

Douchebaggery is worse with the BMW 'lil sports car.
Big guys can't fit in either one of them.

[Clay JD Walker]

What's his name?

[CoolBreeze]

Hahaha... damned, I haven't seen that many responses to a stupid post in a long time.

But yes, I drove 12 hours round trip to Arlington Va to buy this car new. I figured "what the hel, I'll be dead soon if statistics are correct anyway... so why not?"

[Lester]

At least he's not one of those Lexus "December to Remember" douchebags...

[Jay Nunley]

At least he's not one of those Lexus "December to Remember" douchebags...

Fuckin' A. Of all the varying types of douchebag, these are the worst.

[Lester]

6 Obnoxious Ads That Don’t Even Try to Sell Their Products
There are a lot of annoying ad campaigns out there we all like to complain about. Some people go into a Hulk-like rage whenever they hear the Five Dollar Footlong song, or want to apply a chair directly to the forehead of whoever came up with the Head On commercials. But at least it's clear what they're trying to do -- get the slogan in your head so next time you are really hungry for a sandwich and only have five dollars, perhaps you will think of them. A lot of other advertisers don't even seem to have that level of sense when they make their ads, leaving us scratching our heads wondering how their commercials were even supposed to work.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-obnoxious ... -products/

#1

[Dave Allen]

OK..lets go easy on the whole Lexus thing. I happen to have one of those...the result of working 14 hours a day, six days a week for almost 24 years. But hey, I didn't post a picture of it!

[Lester]

OK..lets go easy on the whole Lexus thing. I happen to have one of those...the result of working 14 hours a day, six days a week for almost 24 years. But hey, I didn't post a picture of it!

I'll bet you didn't run out and buy it outright for your significant other just because you're swimming in money, did you? Ergo, not a December to Remember douchebag.