$5 million an inch? I could be rich!

[CoolBreeze]

Your penis is worth $5 million an inch in California.


Man awarded $7.5m for motorcycle crash that shortened his penis by an inch and a half

A former sailor has been awarded over $7.5 million in damages over a car crash in California that shortened his penis by an inch and a half.

Newlywed Matthew Wall suffered crush injuries and nerve damage to his manhood after a 2007 accident in San Diego.

The 27-year-old underwent reconstructive surgery that left his penis an inch and half shorter than before the accident.

A jury in El Cajon, California, awarded him $7,553,000 in damages as compensation for pain, suffering, medical bills and loss of income.

Mr Wall was riding his motorcycle to work at the US Navy submarine base in San Diego when he was struck by a shuttle bus from a nearby car showroom.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -half.html

[Clay JD Walker]

If you call 2.5 mil rich, then I guess you might be...haha

[jag]

What I find odd (perhaps even a bit creepy) is that this fellow knew EXACTLY how long his penis was down the the half-inch.

Now, we all gotta wear shirts, so sure...we know our sleeve size. We all know our inseam (although not all seem to have it exact, judging by how some wear their pants).

But...I mean, maybe if you're an adult actor, but who else really needs to know that measurement?

[AmpedNow]

Oh c'mon... What else do teen males do with those plastic rulers when they're not drawing straight lines?