Russkies solve global warming problem

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Russkies solve global warming problem

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MOSCOW, May 30 (RIA Novosti) - Russian scientists believe that global warming can be slowed down by releasing aerosols into the lower stratosphere, a top scientist said Wednesday.

The director of the Global Climate and Ecology Institute, Yury Izrael, told a news conference that if a sulfur-based aerosol were sprayed into the atmosphere at a height of 10-14 kilometers (six to 10 miles), the sulfur particles would reflect the sun's rays.

In other words, burn high sulfur coal.
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Fly lots more jets just for fun......

Set off a volcano or two......
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we could drop a couple nukes while we're at it :twisted:
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does this mean i can finally start planning my flatulence festival





sorry, do they already have a "Taste of Charleston"?
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