Headline Of The Day

SPIKE NESMITH! · Post by **SPIKE NESMITH!** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:21 pm

...courtesy of my old stomping-ground fishwrap, The Daily Retard:

HERO CABBIE: I KICKED BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN BALLS THAT I TORE A TENDON

A HERO cabbie who took on the Glasgow Airport terror suspects told yesterday how he booted one of them in the privates.

Alex McIlveen, 45, kicked the man, whose body was in flames, so hard that he tore a tendon in his foot.

But he said last night: "He didn't even flinch. I couldn't believe he didn't go down.

"A doctor told me later I'd damaged a tendon in my foot."

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_he ... _page.html

genlock · Post by **genlock** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:33 pm

It takes a Scotsman to kick a guy in the nuts when he is on fire.
And then complain that he hurt himself while doing it.

That said, I would sue the doctor for his Lexus.

Tom Taggart · Post by **Tom Taggart** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:07 pm

Yea, don't mess with the Scots!

(TPT, whose ancestor John Taggart came from northern Ireland in 1774 and promptly began kicking the @#$% out of the Redcoats before moving to the Wheeling Creek area of Ohio)