Scene: A High School football game at Laidley Field in Charleston on Saturday night.
The Cast:
Me - An Observer
The Mother - Maybe 30 years old.
The Mother's Friend - A Little older.
The Story: It is an exciting game. Early in the 2nd quarter the home team is ahead but the visitors are threatening to close the gap. A real nail-biter. The Mother obviously has a son on the team and she is really into the cheering, especially when her son is on the field. She screams very loudly and very enthusiastically, and very annoyingly to everyone around her.
Suddenly, over the PA system: "There is a 4 year old child wearing a Spiderman shirt who has been separated from his parents. If this could be your child, please report to the stadium office."
The Mother - looking around: "Where is Chris? Have you seen Chris?"
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WV Moron parent of the year nomination!
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WOW... a 30 year old having a 4 year old AND a high school age kid? let's see... if the HS kid is a freshman, he's at least 15 (more likely not a freshman, and is at least at least 16-17)... my math is a little rusty, but... *borrow 1 from the 3......*
WOW!!! somebody robbed the cradle.....
oh, and where's Chris????
WOW!!! somebody robbed the cradle.....
oh, and where's Chris????
I'm not an idiot, but I play one on the radio.
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