LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL
Posted: Oct. 16, 2011 | 9:27 p.m.
It sat in front of him, on top of a pillow that rested on a milk crate.
He sprinkled baby powder on it -- what looked like a huge watermelon encased in a compression bandage -- but the unmistakable smell of urine couldn't be completely smothered.
"Hard to believe, isn't it?" 47-year-old Wesley Warren Jr. said in the poorly lit apartment. "It's freakish."
What sat in front of where Warren was seated in shorts -- what is actually attached to him -- was more than 100 pounds of scrotum, the protective sac of skin and muscle that contains his testicles.
"It's not easy to get around," he said, standing and groaning as he lifted his scrotum off its makeshift pedestal and carefully let it hang almost to the floor. "It makes me stay in most of the time."
Well, I don't know what to say.
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genlock
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Well, I don't know what to say.
"Everyone Should be aware that you're just a screen grab away from infamy."
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Re: Well, I don't know what to say.
Parlophone UK #R5430..."I'm Going To Bring A Watermelon To My Girl Tonight" . Never charted...
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Music Director/Program Director/On-Air Personality
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Operations Manager: Hope Radio, T8WH, Palau
Production/Editor: "Believe Right" and "MFC WorldWide"
"For mine eyes have seen Thy salvation"--Luke 2:30
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jag
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Re: Well, I don't know what to say.
Sooooo...
...it looks as if we're talking about elephantiasis.
WHY are we talking about elephantiasis?
...it looks as if we're talking about elephantiasis.
WHY are we talking about elephantiasis?
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Big Media
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Re: Well, I don't know what to say.
Slow news day.jag wrote:WHY are we talking about elephantiasis?
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jag
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Re: Well, I don't know what to say.
Slow, indeed.
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Hoosier Daddy
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Re: Well, I don't know what to say.
Here's what you can say:
Make an appointment with your doctor, dude. Quickly.
Make an appointment with your doctor, dude. Quickly.
Translators are a Pox on the FM radio dial.
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Re: Well, I don't know what to say.
"Well Mr. Warren, have you ever considered the wonders of becoming a eunuch."
I'm just happy to know the Dougger!
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